A/N: I do not own anything.
Well she came up in a Harry Potter fic.
Was never there before, kinda makes me sick.
But she saves the day, and then she dies.
Its always the same, there's no surprise.
Well she came to Hogwarts, during the fifth year.
Got sorted into Gryffindor, no surprise here.
Harry was introduced and they both started datin'.
They're madly in love, a plot of satan -ugh.
Plot of satan - ugh.
Get rid of Mary Sues, I tell you they're only bad news.
I feel boredom creeping in, and I'm tired of these stories again.
Well I don't know, what makes them cool. They're just written, by mostly fools.
Tired of American witches, Tired of long lost twins.
Tired of everybody, Tired of those fics.
Oh my, my, oh hell yes - Original stories are always the best.
Please try to think, write something new.
Take this advice, Ditch ol' Mary Sue.
Get rid of Mary Sues, I tell you they're only bad news.
I feel boredom creeping in, and I'm tired of these stories again.
Always around, with her long blonde hair.
She's standing in her underwear.
Lookin' down from the common room.
She and Harry will be alone soon.
Oh my, my, oh hell yes - Original stories are always the best.
It was too dumb to read when I got to that part.
Writing fanfics like that, is never an art.
Get rid of Mary Sues, I tell you they're only bad news.
I feel boredom creeping in, and I'm tired of these stories again.
Well she came up in a Harry Potter fic.
Was never there before, kinda makes me sick.
But she saves the day, and then she dies.
Its always the same, there's no surprise.
Well she came to Hogwarts, during the fifth year.
Got sorted into Gryffindor, no surprise here.
Harry was introduced and they both started datin'.
They're madly in love, a plot of satan -ugh.
Plot of satan - ugh.
Get rid of Mary Sues, I tell you they're only bad news.
I feel boredom creeping in, and I'm tired of these stories again.
Well I don't know, what makes them cool. They're just written, by mostly fools.
Tired of American witches, Tired of long lost twins.
Tired of everybody, Tired of those fics.
Oh my, my, oh hell yes - Original stories are always the best.
Please try to think, write something new.
Take this advice, Ditch ol' Mary Sue.
Get rid of Mary Sues, I tell you they're only bad news.
I feel boredom creeping in, and I'm tired of these stories again.
Always around, with her long blonde hair.
She's standing in her underwear.
Lookin' down from the common room.
She and Harry will be alone soon.
Oh my, my, oh hell yes - Original stories are always the best.
It was too dumb to read when I got to that part.
Writing fanfics like that, is never an art.
Get rid of Mary Sues, I tell you they're only bad news.
I feel boredom creeping in, and I'm tired of these stories again.