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A/N: I thought this would be really fun to write. Before I started, it was supposed to be serious, but I can't be serious very well. Sorry, but I hope it's just as good. Don't forget to review, even if you did hate it!
The night before was so unclear to Angelina. She wish she could just turned back time and see what went on, although she already knew what happened. She sat in the great hall picking at her food, her face was full of confusion and her best friends, Alicia and Katie could tell something was wrong.
"Angie, you okay girl?" Alicia said trying to make eye contact with her. Angelina looked up from her chopped up food and answered.
"Yeah, just a little, just a little worried you could say," she answered.
"Why's that?" Alicia asked.
"Well, I think, I think I made a mistake last night." The two girls were distraught.
"You know, I didn't come back to the dorm last night?" Angelina asked.
"What? You didn't?" Katie asked.
"N- No, " Angelina stuttered, " I spent the night in the boys' dorm. I think I slept with Fred."
"Oh, that's not a big deal, you and Fred always fall asleep with each other," Katie blurted out. Alicia elbowed her.
"You mean, you two," Alicia paused looking for the right word, " you two, shagged?"
Angelina's nose wrinkled. " Yeah.…"
"How can you not be sure?" Katie asked sternly.
"I was, well, we were smashed.…" Angelina admitted. She was hurt, everyone could tell.
"Um, yeah so? Wouldn't you still be like, sore?" Katie asked. " When I first did it, I was really sore."
"What? When did you do it?" both of the girls yelled.
"Blimey, I didn't tell you? I did it with Oliver and Percy, all at the same time." The girls looked at her in shock. " Holy Schiesse! I was only joking!"
"Katie, shut up," Angelina snapped. " And, no I don't know. I'm just, so, mad at myself." Angelina said barely able to keep her throat clear from that lump and her eyes from watering.
"Angie, Hun, it's okay. Don't cry. C'mon, let's go back up to our dorm," Alicia said helping her friend up from her seat.
"Hey Lee, what's up with her?" George asked. Lee just shrugged.
"I reckon it has to do with Fred, haven't seen him all morning," he replied. George looked like he had just realized Fred wasn't near.
"I wonder where he is," George said. " Hey Angelina!" George called right before the girls walked out of the Great Hall.
"Have you seen Fred this morning?" Angelina bite her lip and burst out in tears.
"Is it something I said?" George cluelessly asked.
"George, you're freaking sexy, but leave, she needs some time alone and no, we haven't seen Fred. Now go!" Katie said pushing George away.
"Midol," George teased.
"That's it, no head for you tonight!" Katie shouted at him. Alicia look disgusted. "Oh, shut up it's not like you never gave Oliver oral, jeepers," Katie said rolling her eyes.
"Hello! Did everyone just forget about me?" Angelina sobbed.
"Oh hold on, it's not like you're gunna give birth right now!" Alicia said turning to Katie. " And for you information, I DIDN'T give Oliver head, Blimey there's a difference between…" Alicia paused just realizing that basically everyone who attend Hogwarts was in the Great Hall, listening to them bicker.
Alicia turned a very nice shade of red, " We'll continue this later," she said storming out with Angelina; Katie sighed and followed.
The two Gryffindor boys decided they should check up on Fred and walked to the common and then up to their dorms.
"Fred! FREEEEED!" George called pushing his brother, who was lying in bed.
"Yo, Weasley, wake up!" Lee yelled, waiting for Fred to respond, some way or another.
Fred slowly turned over onto his back and faced George and Lee who were standing perfectly still.
"Would ... you guys... Stop moving please, I have a bloody heada..che," Fred's words slurred together and were almost gibberish. George and Lee looked at each other confused.
"You drunk?" Lee asked.
"N-Not anymore," Fred replied.
"Where have you been all morning?" George asked tidying Fred's mess of sheets, bottles of butterbeer and condoms.
"CONDOMS? WHY DO YOU NEED RUBBERS?" George asked rampaging.
"You scored on Angelina, didn't you Fred?" Lee asked, " And Gryffindor is in the lead as Fred Weasley as the MVP, scoring 100 points on Angelina Johnson!" Lee yelled like the way he did as the commentator.
"What? Who scored on Angie?" Fred asked.
"You did, you bloody git," George said still mad. " You had sex with Angelina. Do you know how much you probably just ruined?"
"Relax George, they used protection," Lee said. " Didn't you Fred?"
"Um, I think so," He hesitated.
"No! No, he didn't the box hasn't even been opened! Fred, I'm going to kill you!" George yelled jumping onto of his brother.
"Stop! STOP!" Lee yelled interfering George who was about to slug Fred, " How are we even sure they actually *did* do it?" Lee asked, trying to make it seem like he was the genius of it all.
"Hm, I dunno Lee. Let's see, two drunk teens, a bed, the night of the Yule Ball…" George said.
"All riiight! I get your point. So they did do it, and no protection? Oy, this could be bad," Lee thought aloud as George just gave him a sarcastic look.
"And why are you so upset he and Angie shagged? You wanted to be in it or what?" Lee asked.
George shot a stern look at him, " No, he shouldn't be doing it! And besides, Quidditch isn't over yet. If he wanted to get any girl pregnant, it should have been a non-Quidditch girl."
"Like you haven't done it," Lee said. George's ears turned pink. " You haven't? Macho Georgie is a virgin!"
"Shut up bugger!" George yelled.
"Man, a virgin. Blimey, I would have never even thought. " Lee said. "Jeez, Ginny and I have done it at least half a dozen times."
"WHAT!" George jumped up and throw Lee on the floor. Lee squirmed under George's grip and feared for his own life.
"Only joking, heh," he whimpered.
-*BACK AT THE GIRLS' DORM*-
Angelina laid on her bed crying her heart out, while Alicia ran her fingers through Angie, soft black hair.
"It's okay. It'll be all right. I'm sure George will be a good dad," Alicia said, not really helping the situation.
"FRED! George is mine!" Katie yelled from across the room, trying on different robes to see which made her bust look the biggest.
"I hate being athletic. Always seems, the more athletic you are, the smaller your boobs are."
Alicia looked at Katie like she was crazy and then brought her attention back to Angelina.
"Do you think you actually are pregnant?"
Angelina looked up from her tearstained pillow.
" I think so, I don't remember anything really, except for Fred's huge…"
"Okaaay, so you and Fred were a wee bit smashed?" Alicia interrupted, not wanting to hear the rest of Angie's sentence.
"Yeah, I think it was more than a wee bit though," Angelina sighed.
"That's because anyone who did it with Fred Weasley would *have* to be drunk," Katie commented slyly.
"Is that so? I reckon you're the one going out with his twin," Angelina snapped back.
"They're totally different guys, you know that. Besides, you're the one who had to get drunk to sleep with him," Katie replied before Angelina threw one of their "Abercrombie & Witch" magazines at her.
A/N: Okie dokie. That's chapter one. Any good? Lemme know. Really bad? Lemme know! Sorry I don't have Microsoft word so my grammar isn't 110% correct, sorry. My spelling should be though. I do have spell check! I did make up some words that aren't in the dictionary though, somehow. *shrugs* :-D REVIEW PLEASE!
A/N: I thought this would be really fun to write. Before I started, it was supposed to be serious, but I can't be serious very well. Sorry, but I hope it's just as good. Don't forget to review, even if you did hate it!
The night before was so unclear to Angelina. She wish she could just turned back time and see what went on, although she already knew what happened. She sat in the great hall picking at her food, her face was full of confusion and her best friends, Alicia and Katie could tell something was wrong.
"Angie, you okay girl?" Alicia said trying to make eye contact with her. Angelina looked up from her chopped up food and answered.
"Yeah, just a little, just a little worried you could say," she answered.
"Why's that?" Alicia asked.
"Well, I think, I think I made a mistake last night." The two girls were distraught.
"You know, I didn't come back to the dorm last night?" Angelina asked.
"What? You didn't?" Katie asked.
"N- No, " Angelina stuttered, " I spent the night in the boys' dorm. I think I slept with Fred."
"Oh, that's not a big deal, you and Fred always fall asleep with each other," Katie blurted out. Alicia elbowed her.
"You mean, you two," Alicia paused looking for the right word, " you two, shagged?"
Angelina's nose wrinkled. " Yeah.…"
"How can you not be sure?" Katie asked sternly.
"I was, well, we were smashed.…" Angelina admitted. She was hurt, everyone could tell.
"Um, yeah so? Wouldn't you still be like, sore?" Katie asked. " When I first did it, I was really sore."
"What? When did you do it?" both of the girls yelled.
"Blimey, I didn't tell you? I did it with Oliver and Percy, all at the same time." The girls looked at her in shock. " Holy Schiesse! I was only joking!"
"Katie, shut up," Angelina snapped. " And, no I don't know. I'm just, so, mad at myself." Angelina said barely able to keep her throat clear from that lump and her eyes from watering.
"Angie, Hun, it's okay. Don't cry. C'mon, let's go back up to our dorm," Alicia said helping her friend up from her seat.
"Hey Lee, what's up with her?" George asked. Lee just shrugged.
"I reckon it has to do with Fred, haven't seen him all morning," he replied. George looked like he had just realized Fred wasn't near.
"I wonder where he is," George said. " Hey Angelina!" George called right before the girls walked out of the Great Hall.
"Have you seen Fred this morning?" Angelina bite her lip and burst out in tears.
"Is it something I said?" George cluelessly asked.
"George, you're freaking sexy, but leave, she needs some time alone and no, we haven't seen Fred. Now go!" Katie said pushing George away.
"Midol," George teased.
"That's it, no head for you tonight!" Katie shouted at him. Alicia look disgusted. "Oh, shut up it's not like you never gave Oliver oral, jeepers," Katie said rolling her eyes.
"Hello! Did everyone just forget about me?" Angelina sobbed.
"Oh hold on, it's not like you're gunna give birth right now!" Alicia said turning to Katie. " And for you information, I DIDN'T give Oliver head, Blimey there's a difference between…" Alicia paused just realizing that basically everyone who attend Hogwarts was in the Great Hall, listening to them bicker.
Alicia turned a very nice shade of red, " We'll continue this later," she said storming out with Angelina; Katie sighed and followed.
The two Gryffindor boys decided they should check up on Fred and walked to the common and then up to their dorms.
"Fred! FREEEEED!" George called pushing his brother, who was lying in bed.
"Yo, Weasley, wake up!" Lee yelled, waiting for Fred to respond, some way or another.
Fred slowly turned over onto his back and faced George and Lee who were standing perfectly still.
"Would ... you guys... Stop moving please, I have a bloody heada..che," Fred's words slurred together and were almost gibberish. George and Lee looked at each other confused.
"You drunk?" Lee asked.
"N-Not anymore," Fred replied.
"Where have you been all morning?" George asked tidying Fred's mess of sheets, bottles of butterbeer and condoms.
"CONDOMS? WHY DO YOU NEED RUBBERS?" George asked rampaging.
"You scored on Angelina, didn't you Fred?" Lee asked, " And Gryffindor is in the lead as Fred Weasley as the MVP, scoring 100 points on Angelina Johnson!" Lee yelled like the way he did as the commentator.
"What? Who scored on Angie?" Fred asked.
"You did, you bloody git," George said still mad. " You had sex with Angelina. Do you know how much you probably just ruined?"
"Relax George, they used protection," Lee said. " Didn't you Fred?"
"Um, I think so," He hesitated.
"No! No, he didn't the box hasn't even been opened! Fred, I'm going to kill you!" George yelled jumping onto of his brother.
"Stop! STOP!" Lee yelled interfering George who was about to slug Fred, " How are we even sure they actually *did* do it?" Lee asked, trying to make it seem like he was the genius of it all.
"Hm, I dunno Lee. Let's see, two drunk teens, a bed, the night of the Yule Ball…" George said.
"All riiight! I get your point. So they did do it, and no protection? Oy, this could be bad," Lee thought aloud as George just gave him a sarcastic look.
"And why are you so upset he and Angie shagged? You wanted to be in it or what?" Lee asked.
George shot a stern look at him, " No, he shouldn't be doing it! And besides, Quidditch isn't over yet. If he wanted to get any girl pregnant, it should have been a non-Quidditch girl."
"Like you haven't done it," Lee said. George's ears turned pink. " You haven't? Macho Georgie is a virgin!"
"Shut up bugger!" George yelled.
"Man, a virgin. Blimey, I would have never even thought. " Lee said. "Jeez, Ginny and I have done it at least half a dozen times."
"WHAT!" George jumped up and throw Lee on the floor. Lee squirmed under George's grip and feared for his own life.
"Only joking, heh," he whimpered.
-*BACK AT THE GIRLS' DORM*-
Angelina laid on her bed crying her heart out, while Alicia ran her fingers through Angie, soft black hair.
"It's okay. It'll be all right. I'm sure George will be a good dad," Alicia said, not really helping the situation.
"FRED! George is mine!" Katie yelled from across the room, trying on different robes to see which made her bust look the biggest.
"I hate being athletic. Always seems, the more athletic you are, the smaller your boobs are."
Alicia looked at Katie like she was crazy and then brought her attention back to Angelina.
"Do you think you actually are pregnant?"
Angelina looked up from her tearstained pillow.
" I think so, I don't remember anything really, except for Fred's huge…"
"Okaaay, so you and Fred were a wee bit smashed?" Alicia interrupted, not wanting to hear the rest of Angie's sentence.
"Yeah, I think it was more than a wee bit though," Angelina sighed.
"That's because anyone who did it with Fred Weasley would *have* to be drunk," Katie commented slyly.
"Is that so? I reckon you're the one going out with his twin," Angelina snapped back.
"They're totally different guys, you know that. Besides, you're the one who had to get drunk to sleep with him," Katie replied before Angelina threw one of their "Abercrombie & Witch" magazines at her.
A/N: Okie dokie. That's chapter one. Any good? Lemme know. Really bad? Lemme know! Sorry I don't have Microsoft word so my grammar isn't 110% correct, sorry. My spelling should be though. I do have spell check! I did make up some words that aren't in the dictionary though, somehow. *shrugs* :-D REVIEW PLEASE!