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ROWLING
A/N: Sorry the last chapter wasn't funny. But I get all my ideas from having a good day, and well, needless to say, i didn't have a very good day. No one was really funny *slugs Diane* and it seems like everyone is being really uptight lately. This should be better, if not, I'll probably just stop for awhile.
"Katie, you're a slut right?" Lee asked.
"Excuse me?" Katie asked raising her eyebrows at Lee.
"Well, I mean, you're," he paused and blinked acouple of times. "You're, experienced?"
Katie broke out in a heavy laughter.
"Katie, it's not funny. Katie, seriously, it's not funny," Lee repeated himself sternly for the next three minutes.
"Sorry, phew. So, are you telling me that you, Lee Jordan, Mr. Horny himself, isn't experienced?" Katie asked brushing her hair back.
"I've been with three girls."
"This year?"
"My whole seven years at Hogwarts," Lee answered. Katie almost joked on her soft drink.
"Sorry, okay only three girls? How far have you gotten?" Katie asked.
"Um, I dunno if we should be talking about this here," Lee commented looking around the filled great hall. Katie just stared at him.
"Okay, Okay, I've almost made it all the way."
"With who?" Katie gasped.
Lee bit his lip.
"Please don't say Ginny," Katie begged. "For your sake, don't say Ginny."
"No! With you."
"Me?" Katie looked at him as if he just went mad. " No Lee Jordan, I have never gone anywhere with you."
"Don't be so sure Katie Bell," he laughed. Again, Katie glared at him.
"Okay, I haven't gone past the second hoop."
"Well, my only suggestion is that you hook up with someone who hasn't either," Katie suggested.
"Like??"
"Alicia," Katie suggested getting up from her seat. "We're gunna play Spin The Wand later tonight. You'll be joining us right?"
Lee smiled, "Wouldn't miss it for the world my dear Katie."
It was a quarter until ten when a group of Gryffndors gathered around in the boys dorm to play Spin The Wand. A few were nervous considering this was there first time ever playing, but the veterans (who liked to think that they made the game up) were up and ready to go.
"Whose wand will we use tonight?" Alicia asked sitting down next to Harry.
"I was thinking a newbie's wand," Fred said smiling.
"So how about Hermione's?" Alicia offered.
"No, I refuse to use such an important object for a childish game, especially when using my wand," She said straightening up.
"Oh, get over it 'Mione," Ron said.
"Yeah, this could be fun. Just think of all the things that could happen tonight," Ginny said starry eyed.
George and Ron snorted, "Nothing is gunna happen with you tonight Gin."
"Please boys, this is an oppertunity to share one another's... skills." Katie said, who just earned glares from some worried big brothers.
"Alright time to start, Hermione, wand please."
"What makes you think I actually have my wand with me?" she questioned.
"Please, you're the only one who carries their wand with them, EVERYWHERE," Alicia said.
"Not so," She defended herself.
Alicia looked at her like she was mad, "Don't you think bringing your wand to the bathroom is a little much Hermione?"
Hermione just let out a sigh while the boys laughed at her.
"Fine," she said tossing her wand to Alicia.
"Thank you, now everyone knows how this game works, right?" Alicia asked looking around the group. " C'mon you guys! It's simple. Someone spins the wand, and whoever it lands on, they have to kiss. But, since we have some new people, i think we'll up it a bit. Whoever it lands on, you have to spend 7 minutes in there with them," Alicia said pointing to a closet not too far from the group. "You can do whatever you want for whole 7 minutes. Sounds fun right?"
"Oh yey!" Lee hollared.
"Let's get on with it!" Ginny giggled.
"Stop glaring at her Ron," Hermione said elbowing Ron.
Alicia took Hermione's wand and placed in the center of the circle of friends.
"Go ahead 'Mione, spin it," Alicia said.
"HA HA HA! Spin- it! get it? SPINNET," a nervous Hermione joked. She could hear the crickets chirping in the background as nobody laughed and then spun the wand.
The wand whirled around in circles until it got slower and slower. Hermione bit her lip in apprehension. She would give anything for it to land on Fred or Harry. She had always had a crush on both of them. And contray to popular belief, she didn't like Ron NOR Draco (a/n: ha! Audrey! in your face!) she especailly didn't like George (a/n: Does that sting Audrey??)
Ron smiled as the wand pointed to him when it stopped.
"C'mon 'Mione," He said pulling her into the closet.
"GO RON! GO RON!" Fred, George, Lee and Harry shouted.
The two entered the closet and shut the door behind them.
"I'm glad the wand landed on me," Ron admitted blushing. "I've liked you since our first year. The way you were so snotty and the way you screamed for me to help you with the troll. You're so intellegent and hot and," Ron said rambling on.
"Ron, stop. You're making run- on sentences," Hermione delcared.
"Sorry, but you are hott and smart and," Ron stopped speaking and started kissing Hermione on the neck.
"Heh," Hermione tried to speak.
"Suck me beautifiul," Ron ordered pushing Hermione to her knees.
"Excuse me?" Hermione laughed in his face.
"I.. uh, I j- just," Ron studdered relizing he just made a total fool of himself.
"You can't just come in here with me and expect to get some. Jiminy Crickets! This isn't even romantic. It's a game of chance and i got stuck with you!" Hermione preached.
Ron looked hurt, " You mean, you don't, you don't fancy me?"
"No," Hermione said without hesitating.
Ron looked down at his old, torn shoes. "Oh," he managed to say.
"Ron, look I'm sorry.." Hermione started but then decided there was nothing else better to do than to just drop to her knees.
"YES!" Ron yelled.
"You have 4 minutes left!" a voice outside the closted called.
"Hurry!" Ron said.
"Shut up!" Hermione said beginning.
"Blimey, 'Mione. Just because it's called a blowjob, doesn't mean you actually BLOW!" Ron hollared.
"You know what Ron? Suck your own-"
"One minute!"
"Sorry, Hermione, I didn't mean to yell. We should just forget this even happened. Obviously you don't like me and I should just move on," Ron said pouting.
Hermione looked up to Ron, "I apologize too," she said kissing Ron on the lips.
"But, if you ever want to just have a fling or anything, you know where I sleep," Ron said winking, heading out of the closet.
"So how was it in there?" George asked his brother. Ron grinned and sat back down.
"Whose turn is it now?" Harry asked.
"I nominate Alicia," Hermione smiled evilily.
Alicia didn't waste anytime; she leaned over and spun the wand.
"C's! She's got C's! I just saw!" Lee whispered rather loudly into Fred's ear.
"Ahem, Fred cleared his throat to make Lee's attention move on to the wand. His jaw dropped. Alicia fell backwards.
"Go one 'Licia, it won't be that bad," Angelina said trying to comfort her friend.
"It's Lee, Angie. This will be bad," Alicia replied standing up and sulking to the closet.
"So, would you think it'd be totally wrong if I just placed my hand here, upon your leg?"
"Get your hand off of me Lee."
"C'mon Alicia, its only 7 minutes and whether we do anything or not, no one will know."
"Good, then they won't be missing anything since we didn't do anything," Alicia replied.
"We still have 5 minutes left. So we could still do something…" Lee offered
"Look, I didn't want the wand to land on you," Alicia brutally said.
"Ouch. C'mon, just one little kiss?" Lee begged
"No," Alicia warned
"Please?"
"NO!"
"Can I just hug you?" Alicia looked at Lee like he was crazy.
"I may be a goody- goody, but I'm not bloody stupid."
Lee pouted, showing his big brown puppy dog eyes.
Alicia, feeling a little guilty, wrapped her arms around him and before she knew it, was lying on her back while Lee kissed her wildly.
There was a rapping at the door and a call, "Your 7 minutes are over!"
"Five more minutes!" Alicia called out.
A/N: OVER! Ha, once again, lack of ideas. Well, actually i have a lot of ideas, but i can't use them all in one chapter, now can I? Anywhoo, just let me know what ya thought. Don't worry! There will be more Angie & Fred *rubs hands together* I have a lot of ideas for them :) :) Alright! REVIEW NOW!
A/N: Sorry the last chapter wasn't funny. But I get all my ideas from having a good day, and well, needless to say, i didn't have a very good day. No one was really funny *slugs Diane* and it seems like everyone is being really uptight lately. This should be better, if not, I'll probably just stop for awhile.
"Katie, you're a slut right?" Lee asked.
"Excuse me?" Katie asked raising her eyebrows at Lee.
"Well, I mean, you're," he paused and blinked acouple of times. "You're, experienced?"
Katie broke out in a heavy laughter.
"Katie, it's not funny. Katie, seriously, it's not funny," Lee repeated himself sternly for the next three minutes.
"Sorry, phew. So, are you telling me that you, Lee Jordan, Mr. Horny himself, isn't experienced?" Katie asked brushing her hair back.
"I've been with three girls."
"This year?"
"My whole seven years at Hogwarts," Lee answered. Katie almost joked on her soft drink.
"Sorry, okay only three girls? How far have you gotten?" Katie asked.
"Um, I dunno if we should be talking about this here," Lee commented looking around the filled great hall. Katie just stared at him.
"Okay, Okay, I've almost made it all the way."
"With who?" Katie gasped.
Lee bit his lip.
"Please don't say Ginny," Katie begged. "For your sake, don't say Ginny."
"No! With you."
"Me?" Katie looked at him as if he just went mad. " No Lee Jordan, I have never gone anywhere with you."
"Don't be so sure Katie Bell," he laughed. Again, Katie glared at him.
"Okay, I haven't gone past the second hoop."
"Well, my only suggestion is that you hook up with someone who hasn't either," Katie suggested.
"Like??"
"Alicia," Katie suggested getting up from her seat. "We're gunna play Spin The Wand later tonight. You'll be joining us right?"
Lee smiled, "Wouldn't miss it for the world my dear Katie."
It was a quarter until ten when a group of Gryffndors gathered around in the boys dorm to play Spin The Wand. A few were nervous considering this was there first time ever playing, but the veterans (who liked to think that they made the game up) were up and ready to go.
"Whose wand will we use tonight?" Alicia asked sitting down next to Harry.
"I was thinking a newbie's wand," Fred said smiling.
"So how about Hermione's?" Alicia offered.
"No, I refuse to use such an important object for a childish game, especially when using my wand," She said straightening up.
"Oh, get over it 'Mione," Ron said.
"Yeah, this could be fun. Just think of all the things that could happen tonight," Ginny said starry eyed.
George and Ron snorted, "Nothing is gunna happen with you tonight Gin."
"Please boys, this is an oppertunity to share one another's... skills." Katie said, who just earned glares from some worried big brothers.
"Alright time to start, Hermione, wand please."
"What makes you think I actually have my wand with me?" she questioned.
"Please, you're the only one who carries their wand with them, EVERYWHERE," Alicia said.
"Not so," She defended herself.
Alicia looked at her like she was mad, "Don't you think bringing your wand to the bathroom is a little much Hermione?"
Hermione just let out a sigh while the boys laughed at her.
"Fine," she said tossing her wand to Alicia.
"Thank you, now everyone knows how this game works, right?" Alicia asked looking around the group. " C'mon you guys! It's simple. Someone spins the wand, and whoever it lands on, they have to kiss. But, since we have some new people, i think we'll up it a bit. Whoever it lands on, you have to spend 7 minutes in there with them," Alicia said pointing to a closet not too far from the group. "You can do whatever you want for whole 7 minutes. Sounds fun right?"
"Oh yey!" Lee hollared.
"Let's get on with it!" Ginny giggled.
"Stop glaring at her Ron," Hermione said elbowing Ron.
Alicia took Hermione's wand and placed in the center of the circle of friends.
"Go ahead 'Mione, spin it," Alicia said.
"HA HA HA! Spin- it! get it? SPINNET," a nervous Hermione joked. She could hear the crickets chirping in the background as nobody laughed and then spun the wand.
The wand whirled around in circles until it got slower and slower. Hermione bit her lip in apprehension. She would give anything for it to land on Fred or Harry. She had always had a crush on both of them. And contray to popular belief, she didn't like Ron NOR Draco (a/n: ha! Audrey! in your face!) she especailly didn't like George (a/n: Does that sting Audrey??)
Ron smiled as the wand pointed to him when it stopped.
"C'mon 'Mione," He said pulling her into the closet.
"GO RON! GO RON!" Fred, George, Lee and Harry shouted.
The two entered the closet and shut the door behind them.
"I'm glad the wand landed on me," Ron admitted blushing. "I've liked you since our first year. The way you were so snotty and the way you screamed for me to help you with the troll. You're so intellegent and hot and," Ron said rambling on.
"Ron, stop. You're making run- on sentences," Hermione delcared.
"Sorry, but you are hott and smart and," Ron stopped speaking and started kissing Hermione on the neck.
"Heh," Hermione tried to speak.
"Suck me beautifiul," Ron ordered pushing Hermione to her knees.
"Excuse me?" Hermione laughed in his face.
"I.. uh, I j- just," Ron studdered relizing he just made a total fool of himself.
"You can't just come in here with me and expect to get some. Jiminy Crickets! This isn't even romantic. It's a game of chance and i got stuck with you!" Hermione preached.
Ron looked hurt, " You mean, you don't, you don't fancy me?"
"No," Hermione said without hesitating.
Ron looked down at his old, torn shoes. "Oh," he managed to say.
"Ron, look I'm sorry.." Hermione started but then decided there was nothing else better to do than to just drop to her knees.
"YES!" Ron yelled.
"You have 4 minutes left!" a voice outside the closted called.
"Hurry!" Ron said.
"Shut up!" Hermione said beginning.
"Blimey, 'Mione. Just because it's called a blowjob, doesn't mean you actually BLOW!" Ron hollared.
"You know what Ron? Suck your own-"
"One minute!"
"Sorry, Hermione, I didn't mean to yell. We should just forget this even happened. Obviously you don't like me and I should just move on," Ron said pouting.
Hermione looked up to Ron, "I apologize too," she said kissing Ron on the lips.
"But, if you ever want to just have a fling or anything, you know where I sleep," Ron said winking, heading out of the closet.
"So how was it in there?" George asked his brother. Ron grinned and sat back down.
"Whose turn is it now?" Harry asked.
"I nominate Alicia," Hermione smiled evilily.
Alicia didn't waste anytime; she leaned over and spun the wand.
"C's! She's got C's! I just saw!" Lee whispered rather loudly into Fred's ear.
"Ahem, Fred cleared his throat to make Lee's attention move on to the wand. His jaw dropped. Alicia fell backwards.
"Go one 'Licia, it won't be that bad," Angelina said trying to comfort her friend.
"It's Lee, Angie. This will be bad," Alicia replied standing up and sulking to the closet.
"So, would you think it'd be totally wrong if I just placed my hand here, upon your leg?"
"Get your hand off of me Lee."
"C'mon Alicia, its only 7 minutes and whether we do anything or not, no one will know."
"Good, then they won't be missing anything since we didn't do anything," Alicia replied.
"We still have 5 minutes left. So we could still do something…" Lee offered
"Look, I didn't want the wand to land on you," Alicia brutally said.
"Ouch. C'mon, just one little kiss?" Lee begged
"No," Alicia warned
"Please?"
"NO!"
"Can I just hug you?" Alicia looked at Lee like he was crazy.
"I may be a goody- goody, but I'm not bloody stupid."
Lee pouted, showing his big brown puppy dog eyes.
Alicia, feeling a little guilty, wrapped her arms around him and before she knew it, was lying on her back while Lee kissed her wildly.
There was a rapping at the door and a call, "Your 7 minutes are over!"
"Five more minutes!" Alicia called out.
A/N: OVER! Ha, once again, lack of ideas. Well, actually i have a lot of ideas, but i can't use them all in one chapter, now can I? Anywhoo, just let me know what ya thought. Don't worry! There will be more Angie & Fred *rubs hands together* I have a lot of ideas for them :) :) Alright! REVIEW NOW!