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"I'm serious Katie! Eight inches is a lot!" Angelina said
"I know, but you said you could do more than that!" Katie said.
"Eight inches? Please," Alicia said, just entering the room. "You should see all the things I can do with thirteen inches."
Angelina and Katie's mouths dropped at Alicia's last words. The blonde girl started to blush. "You two aren't talking about wands this time are you?"
Angelina shook her head letting an embarrassed Alicia know that they were talking about the real thing this time.
"I really wish you two would let me know the subject before I open my mouth," Alicia stated obviously flustered.
Katie smiled, "But it's so much more fun when you start talking about things and have no idea what the subject really is!"
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"So Fred, who will you be taking?" George whispered since Lee was only in the next room.
"I know I should take Angie, and I really want to, but I don't want to hurt Lee's feelings," Fred said. "Who do you think I should take?"
"You should take your girlfriend. That way you can tell Mum and Dad about Ang and they can't be too mad because Perc is getting married!" George said as though he just had the most brilliant idea.
"Oh, you're right George! That's bloody brilliant!" Fred exclaimed.
"Yeah I know. I've had to use my head a couple of times," George replied.
"I bet you have!" Fred said pretending to hump his bed.
"Uh, is this a bad time?" Lee asked just entering the room.
"No! Just in time Lee! You can come join us!" Fred joked as the bed began to squeak even louder.
"Oy! Fred, you're cheating on Angelina with your bed!" Lee bellowed jokingly.
"Oh, is he?" a feminine voice asked. It was Angelina she had entered the room quietly and sat down next to Fred, who was highly embarrassed laying on his stomach. "I just came by to remind you," Angelina hesitated looking for the right word. " I just came by to remind you, BOYS that we have a Quidditch match against Hufflepuff in about two hours." She glanced over at Fred tracing her fingers across his back lustfully and swiftly left the dorm, leaving Fred hungry for more.
"Angelina!" Fred called getting up from his four poster bed.
"Ah Freeed!" George and Lee groaned disgustedly.
"You get excited just a little too easily," Lee said comically.
Fred looked down and realized Lee was right and immediately sat back down.
"Here take this," George said throwing a pillow across his lap.
----
"Okay, so does my hair look better up like this, or like this?" Alicia asked the two other girls who were also getting ready for the game.
"Like that," Katie answered not even looking up from her trunk.
"You didn't even look Katie! What do you think Ang?" Alicia whined
"Like that," Angelina responded who wasn't looking either.
"You guuuys," Alicia pouted. "You have to look!"
"Licia, get real. It's a Quidditch game, not the bloody ice capades!" Katie said.
Alicia gave her a sarcastic smile, "Just so you know Katie, your hair doesn't matter in the ice capades."
"Blimey! Belt up you two! Bicker, Bicker, Bicker! I swear that's all you ever do! It's cattiness constantly!" Angelina roared.
Katie and Alicia stared at Angelina, and then at each other blinking cluelessly.
"It has to be the hormones," Alicia whispered looking for her Quidditch Robes.
Katie nodded agreeingly. "Alicia, why don't you put some clothes on while you look for your robes?"
"Because I can't find any!" She said throwing clothes out of her trunk all over the dorm. "Besides, I'm not completely in my nuddy-pants."
"I'm not sure if undies count, Hun" Katie replied.
A brief knock at the door was enough to stop the three girls in there tracks. Not waiting long enough for an answer the knock-EE barged right in.
Alicia's scream could probably been heard halfway across the Gryffindor Dormitory.
"Oliver! What are you doing here?" she cried jumping into his arms.
Oliver, of course, holding her in his arms just stared. His girlfriend was lying in his arms, practically nude.
"Uh, Alicia, babe, Hun, dear, you're only in your undies," Angelina informed while rubbing her forehead.
"Oh my Goodness!" She screamed, again and ran out of the room into the hallway of the other dorms.
"What the bloody hell is she doing?" Katie cried looking at Angelina.
"Alicia! Have you gone mad! There's at least sixty other people out there! And I'm sure they don't wanna see you in your Victoria's Secret Special GoodWitch underwear!" Angelina bellowed into the hallway.
Katie smiled at Oliver, "Sorry about this."
Oliver just peaked his eyebrows and bit his lip, "Maybe I should come back later?"
"No, stay! I mean, go. Agh, okay, we have a Quidditch match in about an hour. We'll see then, all right? We promise to have Alicia calmer, and at least a wee bit more sane." Katie stated.
"Oh, a match? The Weasleys didn't tell me. You know, if you need a captain or a quick practice I would love to..." Oliver offered.
"Oh, that would be lovely, but we really need to go catch the birthday suit girl," Angelina fastly said trying to get him to shut up. Everyone knew that if you said one thing about Quidditch, Oliver could continue the conversation for days later.
"The offer is still good though!" Oliver called out to Angelina and Katie who were now running after Alicia. Whistles and catcalls could be heard giving by numerous people.
"HEY THAT'S MY BIRD!" Oliver yelled down the hall defensively.
---- The Quidditch Match ended with a winning score of 570 four hours later.
"That was one brutal Quidditch game," huffed an exhausted George.
"Where were you two? I kept getting hit by the Bludger," Alicia, obviously annoyed, rubbed her shoulder.
"We were right where we're supposed to be! Why did you three let the opposing team have the Quaffle so many times?" George argued.
"Blame it on your Keeper. Mister Butterfingers over there shouldnot've let so many goals through!" Alicia said in her defense.
"Hey now! I tried my best! This is my first and last year playing Quidditch!" Lee, the new keeper piped up.
"Hey team, you need to stop blaming it on each other. We're a Team, there's no you 'I' or 'U' in team," Harry tried to be the median in the argument.
"You're right there's no 'U' or an 'I,' but there sure as hell is a 'M' and an 'E',"Alicia bluntly said to Harry.
Harry's lip began to tremble, as his secret love, Alicia had just told him off.
"Well, he's got a point actually, it's not like we didn't win," Alicia corrected herself.
A smile spread across Harry's face.
"All right team! Great game! Next time I wanna see more passing, more attempts at grabbing the snitch, more hits with the bludger and more blocks." Oliver cheered meeting the team in the locker room.
Ignoring Oliver, they all went right around him to rest on the benches.
"Who let him in here?" Fred groaned.
A/N: K, I updated! Review it now! Cause it's good and you know it is! I know there's not a lot here, but I needed to post this ASAP, because I'm very impatient. I'm writing Chapter 6 as we speak and it should be done soon (maybe even tonight). So, just stay tuned! Thanks! oh and REVIEW!!!
"I'm serious Katie! Eight inches is a lot!" Angelina said
"I know, but you said you could do more than that!" Katie said.
"Eight inches? Please," Alicia said, just entering the room. "You should see all the things I can do with thirteen inches."
Angelina and Katie's mouths dropped at Alicia's last words. The blonde girl started to blush. "You two aren't talking about wands this time are you?"
Angelina shook her head letting an embarrassed Alicia know that they were talking about the real thing this time.
"I really wish you two would let me know the subject before I open my mouth," Alicia stated obviously flustered.
Katie smiled, "But it's so much more fun when you start talking about things and have no idea what the subject really is!"
----
"So Fred, who will you be taking?" George whispered since Lee was only in the next room.
"I know I should take Angie, and I really want to, but I don't want to hurt Lee's feelings," Fred said. "Who do you think I should take?"
"You should take your girlfriend. That way you can tell Mum and Dad about Ang and they can't be too mad because Perc is getting married!" George said as though he just had the most brilliant idea.
"Oh, you're right George! That's bloody brilliant!" Fred exclaimed.
"Yeah I know. I've had to use my head a couple of times," George replied.
"I bet you have!" Fred said pretending to hump his bed.
"Uh, is this a bad time?" Lee asked just entering the room.
"No! Just in time Lee! You can come join us!" Fred joked as the bed began to squeak even louder.
"Oy! Fred, you're cheating on Angelina with your bed!" Lee bellowed jokingly.
"Oh, is he?" a feminine voice asked. It was Angelina she had entered the room quietly and sat down next to Fred, who was highly embarrassed laying on his stomach. "I just came by to remind you," Angelina hesitated looking for the right word. " I just came by to remind you, BOYS that we have a Quidditch match against Hufflepuff in about two hours." She glanced over at Fred tracing her fingers across his back lustfully and swiftly left the dorm, leaving Fred hungry for more.
"Angelina!" Fred called getting up from his four poster bed.
"Ah Freeed!" George and Lee groaned disgustedly.
"You get excited just a little too easily," Lee said comically.
Fred looked down and realized Lee was right and immediately sat back down.
"Here take this," George said throwing a pillow across his lap.
----
"Okay, so does my hair look better up like this, or like this?" Alicia asked the two other girls who were also getting ready for the game.
"Like that," Katie answered not even looking up from her trunk.
"You didn't even look Katie! What do you think Ang?" Alicia whined
"Like that," Angelina responded who wasn't looking either.
"You guuuys," Alicia pouted. "You have to look!"
"Licia, get real. It's a Quidditch game, not the bloody ice capades!" Katie said.
Alicia gave her a sarcastic smile, "Just so you know Katie, your hair doesn't matter in the ice capades."
"Blimey! Belt up you two! Bicker, Bicker, Bicker! I swear that's all you ever do! It's cattiness constantly!" Angelina roared.
Katie and Alicia stared at Angelina, and then at each other blinking cluelessly.
"It has to be the hormones," Alicia whispered looking for her Quidditch Robes.
Katie nodded agreeingly. "Alicia, why don't you put some clothes on while you look for your robes?"
"Because I can't find any!" She said throwing clothes out of her trunk all over the dorm. "Besides, I'm not completely in my nuddy-pants."
"I'm not sure if undies count, Hun" Katie replied.
A brief knock at the door was enough to stop the three girls in there tracks. Not waiting long enough for an answer the knock-EE barged right in.
Alicia's scream could probably been heard halfway across the Gryffindor Dormitory.
"Oliver! What are you doing here?" she cried jumping into his arms.
Oliver, of course, holding her in his arms just stared. His girlfriend was lying in his arms, practically nude.
"Uh, Alicia, babe, Hun, dear, you're only in your undies," Angelina informed while rubbing her forehead.
"Oh my Goodness!" She screamed, again and ran out of the room into the hallway of the other dorms.
"What the bloody hell is she doing?" Katie cried looking at Angelina.
"Alicia! Have you gone mad! There's at least sixty other people out there! And I'm sure they don't wanna see you in your Victoria's Secret Special GoodWitch underwear!" Angelina bellowed into the hallway.
Katie smiled at Oliver, "Sorry about this."
Oliver just peaked his eyebrows and bit his lip, "Maybe I should come back later?"
"No, stay! I mean, go. Agh, okay, we have a Quidditch match in about an hour. We'll see then, all right? We promise to have Alicia calmer, and at least a wee bit more sane." Katie stated.
"Oh, a match? The Weasleys didn't tell me. You know, if you need a captain or a quick practice I would love to..." Oliver offered.
"Oh, that would be lovely, but we really need to go catch the birthday suit girl," Angelina fastly said trying to get him to shut up. Everyone knew that if you said one thing about Quidditch, Oliver could continue the conversation for days later.
"The offer is still good though!" Oliver called out to Angelina and Katie who were now running after Alicia. Whistles and catcalls could be heard giving by numerous people.
"HEY THAT'S MY BIRD!" Oliver yelled down the hall defensively.
---- The Quidditch Match ended with a winning score of 570 four hours later.
"That was one brutal Quidditch game," huffed an exhausted George.
"Where were you two? I kept getting hit by the Bludger," Alicia, obviously annoyed, rubbed her shoulder.
"We were right where we're supposed to be! Why did you three let the opposing team have the Quaffle so many times?" George argued.
"Blame it on your Keeper. Mister Butterfingers over there shouldnot've let so many goals through!" Alicia said in her defense.
"Hey now! I tried my best! This is my first and last year playing Quidditch!" Lee, the new keeper piped up.
"Hey team, you need to stop blaming it on each other. We're a Team, there's no you 'I' or 'U' in team," Harry tried to be the median in the argument.
"You're right there's no 'U' or an 'I,' but there sure as hell is a 'M' and an 'E',"Alicia bluntly said to Harry.
Harry's lip began to tremble, as his secret love, Alicia had just told him off.
"Well, he's got a point actually, it's not like we didn't win," Alicia corrected herself.
A smile spread across Harry's face.
"All right team! Great game! Next time I wanna see more passing, more attempts at grabbing the snitch, more hits with the bludger and more blocks." Oliver cheered meeting the team in the locker room.
Ignoring Oliver, they all went right around him to rest on the benches.
"Who let him in here?" Fred groaned.
A/N: K, I updated! Review it now! Cause it's good and you know it is! I know there's not a lot here, but I needed to post this ASAP, because I'm very impatient. I'm writing Chapter 6 as we speak and it should be done soon (maybe even tonight). So, just stay tuned! Thanks! oh and REVIEW!!!