Black Rose

disclaimer: YES, I "OWN" ZIM!!! COME AND GET ME LAWYERS!!

A/N: I'm bad at keeping promises!!!! WAGH!! BLAME HIM!!! BLAME HIM!!!!! IT'S ALL HIS THOUGHT! ::holds up poor innocent friend, Cody:: HE FILLS MY HEAD WITH WORTHLESS THOUGHTS!!! Darn, enough with excuses, here it is!!!!!!

Zim walked, or rather, strolled in. Gaz was sitting, ignoring the haughty Irken, on one of the chairs. She was holding GIR, who had a video game like thing out of his head. ((AN: While Gaz is playing the game in GIR's head, he's kinda like offline)) "Well Gaz, are you ready to be tortured!" Zim asked, with one of his best evil grins.

"Why would I be tortured, I cleaned."? Gaz replied, not even taking her eyes off of the game.

"Well, we'll let the white glove decided the fate of that! Won't we?" Zim asked, pointing his arm straight into the sky, which now had a white glove on it.

Gaz shrugged, and Zim went over to the nearest surface. He slowly drug his finger across the surface, and looked at the glove. It was still snowy white. The alien's eyes twitched a bit, but he quickly ran over to another place and drug the glove over it. Same result. Soon, the mad Irken was racing around trying to find one speck of dirt.

Gaz, beating the game, looked up. GIR's eyes became blue again, and he looked up. "MASTER!"

Zim turned around, recognizing the voice. "GIR?!"

"HUG!" GIR screamed, launching himself at Zim.

"NO!!!!" Zim stumbled backwards, and fell hard.

"Didn't I send you on some mission you could never complete?" Zim asked, his eyes bugging out.

"I found the flying pig!" GIR replied, letting go of Zim, and pulling out the horrible mutant again.

"GIR! That's unsanitary, get it away!" Zim screeched.

Tears started to form in GIR's eyes, and his mouth trembled. Zim blinked, right before GIR let out a loud wail and jumped up waving his arms around.

Zim cringed and Gaz's eyes popped open. "SHUT UP!"

GIR continued to cry, but soon found the horrible pig mutant shoved in his mouth. Gaz stood there, her fists clenched.

"Good servant, you get a cookie!" Zim said, holding out a cookie to Gaz.

The purple haired girl just shook her head, "I'm going to go" "Wallow in misery, because I, Zim, made you my slave!" Zim said, his eyes brightening up.

"Yeah, that's it..." Gaz replied, "and what happened to the earlier more, suave attitude?"

"I used to much of it up trying to deal with the....Wait, why am I telling you?!" Zim demanded angrily.

Gaz shrugged, then turned to go to her closet ((hehe)). Zim watched her walk away, "do not worry, Membrane girl, your misery will come! Soon, yes soon!"

GIR appeared next to Zim, "No it won't!"

Zim's eyes narrowed, "yes it will GIR."

"Whatever!" GIR said in a valley girl voice, along with the hand motion.

Gaz sat on the bed, drawing on one of the ceiling pads. Finally she sighed, and lay back on the bed. She kicked off the shoes, and then turned herself around so she was buried in pillows. So, when the door opened, Gaz didn't really notice. Zim frowned, and shook his head. "Whatcha doing master?" GIR asked, popping up again.

Zim jumped, "I was going to get her to cook, but...."

"Aaaaw, master has a CRUSH!" GIR screamed the last part.

Zim's eyes widened, and he grabbed the robot and hightailed it away from the area.

Finally, a safe distance later, he put GIR down. "GIR! I don't have a crush, I just don't want to....erm...Break her spir....No, I just don't want to.........." Zim trailed off.

"Master and Gazzy sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a poodle in a baby carriage!"

"A poodle, GIR?" Zim asked, confused.

"Master and Gazzy sitting in a bush, all you can hear is mush mush mush!" GIR continued.

"....."

"MASTER AND GAZZY SITTING IN A TRUCK! GIVE UM' A BEER AND WATCH THEM!" "GIR!!!!!!!!!" Zim interrupted the robot.

GIR looked up at him, "Yeeeees?"

Zim rubbed his temples, "I'm going to bed, all right. Don't bother me, or Gaz. OK?"

GIR was looking around.

"And to entertain you and your short attention span, I'll give you a coloring cheese!" Zim held out a cheese with six sides, and six different colors.

"YAY!" GIR exclaimed, and grabbed the cheese.