Disclaimer: Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus belongs to Sucker Punch.
"Secret Agent Man" belongs to Johnny Rivers and his producers or whoever
happens to own the song now. The only thing I claim is my goofy mixed-up
version seen here. I see you steal it and I will personally come after you
with the Cooper Cane of Doom! It's also nice for whacking pesky salesmen,
lawyers, and punching the buttons on the TV when you're too lazy to get the
remote.
Ya wanna hear something really funny? I thought of this in the car. I was in the car listening to an oldies station, this song comes on (and my mom starts singing), and I thought, 'Hey, ya know what? This is sneaky music. Sneaky thief... Sly Cooper... Hey! I could rewrite the song!' and, yeah, this is what you get. Enjoy!
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Sneaky Thievin' Coon
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There's a 'coon who
lives a life of danger.
To everyone he meets
he stays a stranger.
With every move he makes,
another chance he takes.
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow. `
Sneaky thievin' 'coon!
Sneaky thievin' 'coon!
They've made you a poor orphan,
and taken away your book. `
Beware of pretty faces that you find;
a pretty face can hide a nasty shock gun!
Be careful what you say,
or you'll drive the girl away.
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow. `
Sneaky thievin' 'coon!
Sneaky thievin' 'coon!
They've made you a poor orphan,
and taken away your book. `
Sneaky thievin' 'coon!
Sneaky thievin' 'coon!
They've made you a poor orphan,
and taken away your book. `
Swingin' 'round in Mesa City one day,
Then layin' in the Bombay alley next day.
Don't you let the handcuffs slip
while kissin' those foxy lips!
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow. `
Sneaky thievin' coon!
Sneaky thievin' coon!
They've made you a poor orphan,
and taken away your book. `
Sneaky thievin' coon! `
"I'll get you, Sly Cooper!"
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See? Twist the words and it fits! Well, mostly. I couldn't think of something for 'To everyone he meets/he stays a stranger.', so I left it. I also couldn't remember any place but Mesa City at the moment, but I remembered he made that remark about losing Carmelita in Bombay, so I thought, 'hey, leave it alone', and that's that. The last verse is kinda a spoiler for the ending, but if you haven't gotten there yet, I suggest you stop reading and go play (come on, it's not that long...or hard). I'm in the middle of a giant Ratchet & Clank fic right now, so this is kinda a writer's block killer. I'm not sure who'd be singing this... Ah, well, random character naration works well. Oh, and guess what? I get bragging rights for having the first Sly Cooper fic! Wahoo! Now if only I could brag about the number of reviews I got ::coughhintcough:: ...
Ya wanna hear something really funny? I thought of this in the car. I was in the car listening to an oldies station, this song comes on (and my mom starts singing), and I thought, 'Hey, ya know what? This is sneaky music. Sneaky thief... Sly Cooper... Hey! I could rewrite the song!' and, yeah, this is what you get. Enjoy!
`
`
Sneaky Thievin' Coon
`
There's a 'coon who
lives a life of danger.
To everyone he meets
he stays a stranger.
With every move he makes,
another chance he takes.
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow. `
Sneaky thievin' 'coon!
Sneaky thievin' 'coon!
They've made you a poor orphan,
and taken away your book. `
Beware of pretty faces that you find;
a pretty face can hide a nasty shock gun!
Be careful what you say,
or you'll drive the girl away.
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow. `
Sneaky thievin' 'coon!
Sneaky thievin' 'coon!
They've made you a poor orphan,
and taken away your book. `
Sneaky thievin' 'coon!
Sneaky thievin' 'coon!
They've made you a poor orphan,
and taken away your book. `
Swingin' 'round in Mesa City one day,
Then layin' in the Bombay alley next day.
Don't you let the handcuffs slip
while kissin' those foxy lips!
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow. `
Sneaky thievin' coon!
Sneaky thievin' coon!
They've made you a poor orphan,
and taken away your book. `
Sneaky thievin' coon! `
"I'll get you, Sly Cooper!"
`
`
See? Twist the words and it fits! Well, mostly. I couldn't think of something for 'To everyone he meets/he stays a stranger.', so I left it. I also couldn't remember any place but Mesa City at the moment, but I remembered he made that remark about losing Carmelita in Bombay, so I thought, 'hey, leave it alone', and that's that. The last verse is kinda a spoiler for the ending, but if you haven't gotten there yet, I suggest you stop reading and go play (come on, it's not that long...or hard). I'm in the middle of a giant Ratchet & Clank fic right now, so this is kinda a writer's block killer. I'm not sure who'd be singing this... Ah, well, random character naration works well. Oh, and guess what? I get bragging rights for having the first Sly Cooper fic! Wahoo! Now if only I could brag about the number of reviews I got ::coughhintcough:: ...