Okay, first of all. I'm sorry that this took so long to get out, the next chapter will be out a lot faster. Swear! And, Bitchy Little Pixie, no this is not a sequel to invasion. There will be one forever, just for ya! I LOVED your idea about the girls being in it, and I have some ideas. I'll try to get it up soon as well. Well that's it. Hope you enjoy!!
Chapter Two- Snakes and Monkeys
Bobby and Remy skidded to a halt as they entered the busy mall. "Whew, so what do you want to do now?" Remy asked.
"Dunno. Let's just walk, if we see an interesting store we can go in and look," Bobby suggested. They walked on, stopping occasionally to look at something that caught their eye.
"Heyyy, look a pet store. Let's go in,"Remy said turning towards the store.
"*You* want to go in a pet store?" Bobby asked disbelieving.
"Uhhhh, yah. But just because I'm bored."
"Sure, whatever." They walked into the large pet store and headed toward the animals. "Look, monkeys!" Bobby exclaimed and ran to a cage that had about five little monkeys in it. Remy just rolled his eyes and walked on.
"Hurry, Wolvie. The mall is only open till nine and that only gives me, like, ten hours to shop," Jubilee said as she practically ran into the first clothing store she saw.
Sigh."I'm comin' darlin'."He walked into the store to see that Jubilee was already engrossed in checking out several different outfits, talking excitedly about which ones would look best. Wolverine groaned to himself. It was going to be long day. He just hoped that Gambit and Bobby wouldn't get into any trouble.
"Uh, Remy what the heck are you doing?" Bobby asked as he walked by Remy who was standing in front of a snake tank and having what appeared to be a staring contest with one of the snakes.
"Checking to see if snakes blink," Remy replied matter of factly not looking away from the snake.
"Oh. Why?"
"Because dat guy over dere," he pointed to a man who was obviously an emplyee, "said dat dey don't, but I t'ink dey do."
"How long have you been doing this for?"
"Twenty minutes."
"And it hasn't blinked yet?"
"Nope."
"If it hasn't blinked yet I don't think it's going to."
"Oh it will. You just wait an' see." Bobby just looked at Remy with a rather worried expression and then walked away shaking his head back towards the monkeys. They were far more interesting anyway and he wanted to pet one.
"What do you think of this one, Wolvie?" Jubilee said showing off yet another outfit for him.
"It's fine, darlin'" Jubilee grinned at him and went to pay for the outfit, which she then put in Wolverine's arms which were already overflowing with stuff. "Jubes don't you think you've got enough stuff already?" Logan peered around the arm load of stuff so that he could get a good look at Jubilee.
"Nope." And with that Jubilee bounced off again. Wolverine tried to follow along but he was holding so much stuff in his arms that he was having a hard time seeing over it. He did not notice when Jubilee turned into another store and he continued to walk down the hall.
//I can't believe that their not going to let me pet the monkeys. What kind of pet store is this anyway?// Bobby was standing and scowling in front of the monkey cage, watching as they swung from the branches. //Damnit! I really want to pet one. Hmmmm, if I freeze the glass a little I'll be able to break it and then I can pet them!!// With a crazed grin on his face he began to freeze one corner of the tank till it shattered."Awwww, look at all the cute little monkeys. Here monkey, monkey, monkey." All of the monkeys turned to look at him as one. "Uh, nice monkeys?" They began inching towards the hole in the glass, all of them watching Bobby's every move. "Oh crap," Bobby whispered to himself as the monkeys continued to advance on him.
"Damnit! When is dis snake going to blink?" Remy asked in frustration.
"I told you, sir, snakes don't blink."
"Dey have to blink! How can dey not?!" Remy still hadn't looked up from the snake.
"Sir, if you would just-"
"YAHHHHHHHHH!!! OH GOD! THE MONKEYS!!!"
Remy looked up to see Bobby runing full speed at him down the aisle about five monkeys chasing him." What de fu- Ahh." Bobby collided with him sending them both crashing to the floor. "What de heck are you doin', Bobby?"
"I wanted to pet the monkeys. Now their out to get me. Ahhhh, here they come. Quick, get up. We have to run. GO! Go go go!!" Bobby yelled as he got up and began running for the exit.Remy followed him looking over his shoulder to see that the monkeys had began terrorizing the other people in the store and were now ignoring them.
"I t'ink it's okay to stop now Bobby," Remy panted once they had gotten away from the store. Bobby turned to look at him wide eyed.
"Monkeys are *not* as cute as they look." Bobby paused for a moment. " That was kinda fun though."
"Argh. What did y' eat today?"
"Lets see. There was Hank's Twinkie stash and the rice krispies and the soda and the brownies and-"
"Oh god, I'm going to die," Remy muttered to himself, covering his face with his hands.
"Heyyy, look. A candy store!"
"Oh no," Remy groaned, peeking at Bobby from behind his fingers.
"Come on we have to go in!" Bobby said as he grabbed Remy's arm and began dragging him towards the store."We can get some pixie sticks!"
tbc
Well, that's it for now. Next chapter: What happened to Jubilee and Logan? And what trouble will Bobby and Remy get into next?
Chapter Two- Snakes and Monkeys
Bobby and Remy skidded to a halt as they entered the busy mall. "Whew, so what do you want to do now?" Remy asked.
"Dunno. Let's just walk, if we see an interesting store we can go in and look," Bobby suggested. They walked on, stopping occasionally to look at something that caught their eye.
"Heyyy, look a pet store. Let's go in,"Remy said turning towards the store.
"*You* want to go in a pet store?" Bobby asked disbelieving.
"Uhhhh, yah. But just because I'm bored."
"Sure, whatever." They walked into the large pet store and headed toward the animals. "Look, monkeys!" Bobby exclaimed and ran to a cage that had about five little monkeys in it. Remy just rolled his eyes and walked on.
"Hurry, Wolvie. The mall is only open till nine and that only gives me, like, ten hours to shop," Jubilee said as she practically ran into the first clothing store she saw.
Sigh."I'm comin' darlin'."He walked into the store to see that Jubilee was already engrossed in checking out several different outfits, talking excitedly about which ones would look best. Wolverine groaned to himself. It was going to be long day. He just hoped that Gambit and Bobby wouldn't get into any trouble.
"Uh, Remy what the heck are you doing?" Bobby asked as he walked by Remy who was standing in front of a snake tank and having what appeared to be a staring contest with one of the snakes.
"Checking to see if snakes blink," Remy replied matter of factly not looking away from the snake.
"Oh. Why?"
"Because dat guy over dere," he pointed to a man who was obviously an emplyee, "said dat dey don't, but I t'ink dey do."
"How long have you been doing this for?"
"Twenty minutes."
"And it hasn't blinked yet?"
"Nope."
"If it hasn't blinked yet I don't think it's going to."
"Oh it will. You just wait an' see." Bobby just looked at Remy with a rather worried expression and then walked away shaking his head back towards the monkeys. They were far more interesting anyway and he wanted to pet one.
"What do you think of this one, Wolvie?" Jubilee said showing off yet another outfit for him.
"It's fine, darlin'" Jubilee grinned at him and went to pay for the outfit, which she then put in Wolverine's arms which were already overflowing with stuff. "Jubes don't you think you've got enough stuff already?" Logan peered around the arm load of stuff so that he could get a good look at Jubilee.
"Nope." And with that Jubilee bounced off again. Wolverine tried to follow along but he was holding so much stuff in his arms that he was having a hard time seeing over it. He did not notice when Jubilee turned into another store and he continued to walk down the hall.
//I can't believe that their not going to let me pet the monkeys. What kind of pet store is this anyway?// Bobby was standing and scowling in front of the monkey cage, watching as they swung from the branches. //Damnit! I really want to pet one. Hmmmm, if I freeze the glass a little I'll be able to break it and then I can pet them!!// With a crazed grin on his face he began to freeze one corner of the tank till it shattered."Awwww, look at all the cute little monkeys. Here monkey, monkey, monkey." All of the monkeys turned to look at him as one. "Uh, nice monkeys?" They began inching towards the hole in the glass, all of them watching Bobby's every move. "Oh crap," Bobby whispered to himself as the monkeys continued to advance on him.
"Damnit! When is dis snake going to blink?" Remy asked in frustration.
"I told you, sir, snakes don't blink."
"Dey have to blink! How can dey not?!" Remy still hadn't looked up from the snake.
"Sir, if you would just-"
"YAHHHHHHHHH!!! OH GOD! THE MONKEYS!!!"
Remy looked up to see Bobby runing full speed at him down the aisle about five monkeys chasing him." What de fu- Ahh." Bobby collided with him sending them both crashing to the floor. "What de heck are you doin', Bobby?"
"I wanted to pet the monkeys. Now their out to get me. Ahhhh, here they come. Quick, get up. We have to run. GO! Go go go!!" Bobby yelled as he got up and began running for the exit.Remy followed him looking over his shoulder to see that the monkeys had began terrorizing the other people in the store and were now ignoring them.
"I t'ink it's okay to stop now Bobby," Remy panted once they had gotten away from the store. Bobby turned to look at him wide eyed.
"Monkeys are *not* as cute as they look." Bobby paused for a moment. " That was kinda fun though."
"Argh. What did y' eat today?"
"Lets see. There was Hank's Twinkie stash and the rice krispies and the soda and the brownies and-"
"Oh god, I'm going to die," Remy muttered to himself, covering his face with his hands.
"Heyyy, look. A candy store!"
"Oh no," Remy groaned, peeking at Bobby from behind his fingers.
"Come on we have to go in!" Bobby said as he grabbed Remy's arm and began dragging him towards the store."We can get some pixie sticks!"
tbc
Well, that's it for now. Next chapter: What happened to Jubilee and Logan? And what trouble will Bobby and Remy get into next?