Disclaimer: Yes, yes I own them all.... Oh fine. i do not own gambit, iceman or any other of the x-men... BUT I DO HAVE PLANS TO ABDUCT BOBBY AND REMY... uh-uh I said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud...*looks around to see if anyone heard*....*steps back into the shadows and disapears*...hehehe...
Chapter six- The Hunt Begins
"Wow!! Wolvie you look great!"
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrr." Wolverine glared at himself in the mirror. He felt like either crying or ripping eveything that got in his way to shreds. They had shaved off his sideburns, his whiskers and had cut his hair short. Really short. But that wasn't the worst thing, no his hair would grow back. They had also streaked it. White. They had streaked his hair, his beautiful hair, white.He prayed that it would be back to normal before any of the X-Men saw it.
"Wolvie you just look sooooooooo coooooollllll!!!!" Jubilee was giggling and jumping up and down. "Come on I've got one more place to visit and then we can find the boys and leave."
"WHAT?! You said this was it! We're leaving right now!"
"But, Wolvie, it's on the way to the jeep and it will only take me a moment." She gave him her puppy dogs eyes and stuck out her lip a little in a cute little pout. No way could Wolverine say no to that face.
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."
"Here we are Wolvie." Jubilee skidded to a halt in front of what looked like another clothes store. Wolverine looked up and read the name : La Senza.
"Uh, Jubes?"
"Yah, Wolvie?"
"What do they sell in this store?"
"Lingerie."
"Oh God no," Wolverine whispered to himself.
"Come on Wolvie! You have to come see this!" Jubilee called from inside the store.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Wolverine tore away from the store, holding his head in his hands and screaming. He failed to notice the new crystal glass display. *CRASH* "ARGH!! DAMNIT!!"
"Uhhh, why are we back at the grocery store?" Bobby asked.
"'Cause I have an idea."
"What is your idea?"
"It's a surprise."
"Oh." Bobby grinned. "Will I like the surprise?"
""Course."
"Aren't you afraid of getting caught?"
"Non. I can run fast." He turned down an aisle full of fruit and grabbed two ripe cantalopes.
"What are you going to do with those?" Bobby took one of the cantalopes and inspected it. He raised a questioning eyebrow at Remy.
"You'll see. It's part of de surprise."
"Oh." There were a few moments of silence as Remy walked down another aisle filled with shampoo bottles. Bobby watched as Remy selected about six bottles all of the same kind. He frowned in confusion. "I don't get it. What are you doing?" Remy didn't answer. He went to the end of the aisle and set the shampoo bottles up in a V formation. He then walked to the other end of the aisle and grabbed his cantalope from Bobby. He grinned.
"Time to bowl with cantalopes!"
"I AM NOT PAYING AGAIN FOR THESE CRAPPY GLASSES!!!"
"Sir, you have to pay!"
"GROOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLL" *SNIKT* "I HAVE TO DO WHAT?!"
"Um...nothing," the man managed to squeak out watching Wolverine's claws.
"Damn right I don't." Wolverine turned and walked away from the stunned sales man. He walked over to a clothing store and found himself standing face to face with a manaquin. He glared at it. "I just don't get what it is about girls and clothes," he began to explain to it. It said nothing and continued to listen. "I mean can't they just- WHAT THE FLAMIN' HELL ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT, BUB?!!" he yelled to the passersby as they stared at him. They quickly looked down and continued on their way, not wanting to provoke the insane person. "Anyway, where was I?" He turned back to the dummy.
"YES! STRIKE! I WIN AGAIN!!!" Bobby began doing a little victory dance singing 'We Are The Champions'.
"Dis be gettin' boring anyway," Gambit grumbled, dropping his cantalope.
"HAH! You're just jealous because the great Gambit lost," Bobby mocked him, jumping around Remy in circles.
"Have you been eating Pixie Stix without telling me?" Remy accused.
"I would never-" Remy glared at him. "Oh, fine. Maybe a few."
"Remy wants some too." There was a definite whine in his voice.
"Fine. Here." Bobby handed over a few more Pixie Stix. Remy grinned and finished them off quickly. "We're starting to run out."
"What? No!!" Remy looked at him in horror.
"Yah, there's only a few couple more left."
"Well if *you* hadn't kept eating dem all." Remy pointed a finger at him.
"Your the thief. I think you stole them."
"How dare you say dat about Remy. I would never steal from a friend...often."
"Sheah, right."
"Dat's it! You can go shopping on your own!"
"Fine! I didn't want to hang out with you anyway!" With that they both stormed off in seperate directions.
The X-Men all stood there shocked. Wolverine was talking to a manaquin. No, it was more like he was having an actuall conversation with it. They shared confused and worried looks until Cyclops stepped forward and tapped Logan on the shoulder.
"Uh, Logan?" Cyclops said hesitantly.
"GRRRROOOOWWWWLLLLL" *SNIKT* "DIE!!!!!" He spun around and slashed an Cyclops with his claws. Cyclops was so surprised that he fell backwards and landed on his backside.
"WOLVERINE WAIT!! IT'S JUST ME!! SCOTT."
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."
"Logan, honey. Can you hear me? We need you to calm down, okay?" Jean said, coming up to stand by Scott.
"Jean? Awwww, cripes. Sorry, Cyke. Kid's been driving me nuts. What are you guys doing here?"
"We got a call that said Bobby and Remy were causing trouble. Maybe you can help us find them. Track them down." Cyclops suggested. Wolverine nodded and the group of mutants began their hunt.
tbc
Chapter six- The Hunt Begins
"Wow!! Wolvie you look great!"
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrr." Wolverine glared at himself in the mirror. He felt like either crying or ripping eveything that got in his way to shreds. They had shaved off his sideburns, his whiskers and had cut his hair short. Really short. But that wasn't the worst thing, no his hair would grow back. They had also streaked it. White. They had streaked his hair, his beautiful hair, white.He prayed that it would be back to normal before any of the X-Men saw it.
"Wolvie you just look sooooooooo coooooollllll!!!!" Jubilee was giggling and jumping up and down. "Come on I've got one more place to visit and then we can find the boys and leave."
"WHAT?! You said this was it! We're leaving right now!"
"But, Wolvie, it's on the way to the jeep and it will only take me a moment." She gave him her puppy dogs eyes and stuck out her lip a little in a cute little pout. No way could Wolverine say no to that face.
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."
"Here we are Wolvie." Jubilee skidded to a halt in front of what looked like another clothes store. Wolverine looked up and read the name : La Senza.
"Uh, Jubes?"
"Yah, Wolvie?"
"What do they sell in this store?"
"Lingerie."
"Oh God no," Wolverine whispered to himself.
"Come on Wolvie! You have to come see this!" Jubilee called from inside the store.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Wolverine tore away from the store, holding his head in his hands and screaming. He failed to notice the new crystal glass display. *CRASH* "ARGH!! DAMNIT!!"
"Uhhh, why are we back at the grocery store?" Bobby asked.
"'Cause I have an idea."
"What is your idea?"
"It's a surprise."
"Oh." Bobby grinned. "Will I like the surprise?"
""Course."
"Aren't you afraid of getting caught?"
"Non. I can run fast." He turned down an aisle full of fruit and grabbed two ripe cantalopes.
"What are you going to do with those?" Bobby took one of the cantalopes and inspected it. He raised a questioning eyebrow at Remy.
"You'll see. It's part of de surprise."
"Oh." There were a few moments of silence as Remy walked down another aisle filled with shampoo bottles. Bobby watched as Remy selected about six bottles all of the same kind. He frowned in confusion. "I don't get it. What are you doing?" Remy didn't answer. He went to the end of the aisle and set the shampoo bottles up in a V formation. He then walked to the other end of the aisle and grabbed his cantalope from Bobby. He grinned.
"Time to bowl with cantalopes!"
"I AM NOT PAYING AGAIN FOR THESE CRAPPY GLASSES!!!"
"Sir, you have to pay!"
"GROOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLL" *SNIKT* "I HAVE TO DO WHAT?!"
"Um...nothing," the man managed to squeak out watching Wolverine's claws.
"Damn right I don't." Wolverine turned and walked away from the stunned sales man. He walked over to a clothing store and found himself standing face to face with a manaquin. He glared at it. "I just don't get what it is about girls and clothes," he began to explain to it. It said nothing and continued to listen. "I mean can't they just- WHAT THE FLAMIN' HELL ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT, BUB?!!" he yelled to the passersby as they stared at him. They quickly looked down and continued on their way, not wanting to provoke the insane person. "Anyway, where was I?" He turned back to the dummy.
"YES! STRIKE! I WIN AGAIN!!!" Bobby began doing a little victory dance singing 'We Are The Champions'.
"Dis be gettin' boring anyway," Gambit grumbled, dropping his cantalope.
"HAH! You're just jealous because the great Gambit lost," Bobby mocked him, jumping around Remy in circles.
"Have you been eating Pixie Stix without telling me?" Remy accused.
"I would never-" Remy glared at him. "Oh, fine. Maybe a few."
"Remy wants some too." There was a definite whine in his voice.
"Fine. Here." Bobby handed over a few more Pixie Stix. Remy grinned and finished them off quickly. "We're starting to run out."
"What? No!!" Remy looked at him in horror.
"Yah, there's only a few couple more left."
"Well if *you* hadn't kept eating dem all." Remy pointed a finger at him.
"Your the thief. I think you stole them."
"How dare you say dat about Remy. I would never steal from a friend...often."
"Sheah, right."
"Dat's it! You can go shopping on your own!"
"Fine! I didn't want to hang out with you anyway!" With that they both stormed off in seperate directions.
The X-Men all stood there shocked. Wolverine was talking to a manaquin. No, it was more like he was having an actuall conversation with it. They shared confused and worried looks until Cyclops stepped forward and tapped Logan on the shoulder.
"Uh, Logan?" Cyclops said hesitantly.
"GRRRROOOOWWWWLLLLL" *SNIKT* "DIE!!!!!" He spun around and slashed an Cyclops with his claws. Cyclops was so surprised that he fell backwards and landed on his backside.
"WOLVERINE WAIT!! IT'S JUST ME!! SCOTT."
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."
"Logan, honey. Can you hear me? We need you to calm down, okay?" Jean said, coming up to stand by Scott.
"Jean? Awwww, cripes. Sorry, Cyke. Kid's been driving me nuts. What are you guys doing here?"
"We got a call that said Bobby and Remy were causing trouble. Maybe you can help us find them. Track them down." Cyclops suggested. Wolverine nodded and the group of mutants began their hunt.
tbc