Title: The Good, The Bad And The Incredibly Cliched
Author: Chibi Zen-chan
Rating: PG for now (I refuse to write G! Nooo!) but will 'hopefully' be R if I don't go all skitterish
Pairing: *shakes head* Read this. You just might be able to tell. If you can't, you'll have to wait for the first chapter!
Notes: Yes, it's a prologue! ^-^ And I read something like this before, so I just had to write this...
Disclaimer: Take a wild guess.

"No way. I am not doing it." Came the annoyed drawl.
"Fine!" Two identical voices chorused. "We'll just go and 'inform' a certain person's best friend a few of our little half-truths and..."
"Alright, alright, I'll do it!" The blonde-haired boy excalimed hurriedly. The twins looked at each other, grinned, and looked back at the one now identified as a certain Draco Malfoy.
"Good."
"I'm gonna regret this..." Slapping a hand to his forehead, he shook his head and fixed his best evil glare on the identical ginger ones as they started looking him up and down, as if memorising him. "What do I do first?"
"You shut up and let me think about what you can wear." The ever-so-slightly smaller one muttered.
"Black, green, purple and silver. Your colours, definately." The taller one this time.
"Really? Green's a bit... I dunno..."
"Metallic, George."
"Aah, well 'that' changes it." Both boys pondered something and came up with identical evil grins, leaving Draco to look absolutely terrified. Why, oh why, had he been so deep in his own thoughts that he'd mumbled Potter's name in front of these loons?

And why, oh why, had he just agreed to go to the Yule Ball as a girl??