Disclaimer: Ok, I don't own Harry potter, if I did, my name would be JK
Rowling, and its not, my name is tRiSh, and If I did own Harry potter, I
would be rich, and I'm not, I have -10 dollars, and if I did own Harry
potter, I would actually be writing a book, not writing some fictional
story on a website section thingy 4 people who r obsessed with Harry
Potter, would I? But I do own lots of other stuff, like a cat, a cd player,
both Good Charlotte cds, the Avril Lavigne cd, the Pink cd.I have a
pathetic amount of cds., a closet, which can be used as a bottomless pit, a
clock/radio, a tv, all 4 Harry Potter books, plus quidditch through the
ages and fantastic beasts and where to find them and there goes my short
attention span again.Just because I have a short attention span it doesn't
mean I
Ps~ also, I don't own Dora the Explorer (like anybody would want to own that stupid Spanish girl.)
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Harry woke up the next morning remembering the horrible nightmare of finding some muggle website where a whole section was based around his life.
"Oh no.it was real!"
Harry went down to the kitchen and got some oranges to eat for breakfast. He sat at the table staring at the screen of Dudley's television which was playing some kind of little kid's show which included a little girl wearing a backpack with a face and a monkey wearing boots. (AN: the most evilly evilest show in the world)
"Dora!"
"Boots!"
"C'mon Dora!"
"Do- Do- Do- Do- DA-Dora! Do- Do- Do- Do- DA-Dora! Do- Do- Do- Do- DA- Dora! Do- Do- Do- Do- DA-Dora! Do- Do- Do- Do- DA-Dora!"
"Dora, Dora, Dora the explorer!"
"Dora!"
"Oh my god, it's evil!" Harry exclaimed.
"Grab your backpack! Let's go! Jump in!"
"Vamanos!"
"You can lead the way!"
"Do- Do- Do- Do- DA-Dora! Do- Do- Do- Do- DA-Dora! Do- Do- Do- Do- DA- Dora! Do- Do- Do- Do- DA-Dora!"
"Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping!"
"Oh man!"
"Dora the explorer!"
Harry scrambled up from his seat to turn the television off and escape from the evil show. A half an hour of that would kill anybody. He was bored out of his mind just sitting there, so decided that it would be safe to go into that weird chat room with the two girls who had no life.
He went up to Dudley's room, started up the computer, logged on and entered the chat room.
OnlineHost: *** You are in "Arts and Entertainment - Harry Potter Chat". ***
OnlineHost: Find more magic at Keyword: Harry Potter Community
OnlineHost: SnitchSeeker has entered the chat.
SnitchSeeker: hi
Blackcat261: I hAvE iSsUeS
TFluver56: u hAvE nO LifE
Blackcat261: wow, i feel so special
SnitchSeeker: do either of u have a life?
TFluver56: no, why do u ask?
SnitchSeeker: no reason.
SnitchSeeker: freaks.
Blackcat261: i prefer the term eccentric thank u very much
TFluver56: hey, snitchseeker kid, whats ur addess?
SnitchSeeker: why should i tell u?
TFluver56: cuz im a nice person and I want 2 send u a.umm.letter
SnitchSeeker: ooooook..as long as u don't stalk me.
TFluver56: what do think i am? A child molester?
Blackcat261: erin.
TFluver56: what?
Blackcat261: nothing.
SnitchSeeker: ooook.my address is 4 Privet Drive, Little Whinging in Surrey
TFluver56: k, thanx
SnitchSeeker: ur welcome.I guess.errrr.I gotta go bye!
OnlineHost: SnitchSeeker has left the room
TFluver56: yay! Now we can stalk him with the help of my.(dadadada!) unlimited credit card!!!!
Blackcat261: ummm..yea..whatever u say erin..
TFluver56: what?
Blackcat261: can we stop at a best buy or sumthing on the way?
TFluver56: why?
Blackcat261: i need a new cd player, I lost mine in the bottomless pit yesterday, i swear, my closet eats things it almost kitty last week
Tfluver56: u just keep thinkin that trisha
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To all the nice peoples who reviewed, you get a free.imaginary cookie!!!!! ::bites down on imaginary cookie:: Can't beat good old imagination!!!! Mmmmmm...chocolate..
Oh yea, the two 'girls who have no lives' are pretty much based on me (tRiSh) and my friend (Erin) and we are both obsessed with Harry Potter and all the things we said in the chat room are things that we've said in real life including the part of stalking Harry Potter. And since he's a fictional character, we can't get in trouble because of that.right.?
Ps~ also, I don't own Dora the Explorer (like anybody would want to own that stupid Spanish girl.)
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Harry woke up the next morning remembering the horrible nightmare of finding some muggle website where a whole section was based around his life.
"Oh no.it was real!"
Harry went down to the kitchen and got some oranges to eat for breakfast. He sat at the table staring at the screen of Dudley's television which was playing some kind of little kid's show which included a little girl wearing a backpack with a face and a monkey wearing boots. (AN: the most evilly evilest show in the world)
"Dora!"
"Boots!"
"C'mon Dora!"
"Do- Do- Do- Do- DA-Dora! Do- Do- Do- Do- DA-Dora! Do- Do- Do- Do- DA- Dora! Do- Do- Do- Do- DA-Dora! Do- Do- Do- Do- DA-Dora!"
"Dora, Dora, Dora the explorer!"
"Dora!"
"Oh my god, it's evil!" Harry exclaimed.
"Grab your backpack! Let's go! Jump in!"
"Vamanos!"
"You can lead the way!"
"Do- Do- Do- Do- DA-Dora! Do- Do- Do- Do- DA-Dora! Do- Do- Do- Do- DA- Dora! Do- Do- Do- Do- DA-Dora!"
"Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping!"
"Oh man!"
"Dora the explorer!"
Harry scrambled up from his seat to turn the television off and escape from the evil show. A half an hour of that would kill anybody. He was bored out of his mind just sitting there, so decided that it would be safe to go into that weird chat room with the two girls who had no life.
He went up to Dudley's room, started up the computer, logged on and entered the chat room.
OnlineHost: *** You are in "Arts and Entertainment - Harry Potter Chat". ***
OnlineHost: Find more magic at Keyword: Harry Potter Community
OnlineHost: SnitchSeeker has entered the chat.
SnitchSeeker: hi
Blackcat261: I hAvE iSsUeS
TFluver56: u hAvE nO LifE
Blackcat261: wow, i feel so special
SnitchSeeker: do either of u have a life?
TFluver56: no, why do u ask?
SnitchSeeker: no reason.
SnitchSeeker: freaks.
Blackcat261: i prefer the term eccentric thank u very much
TFluver56: hey, snitchseeker kid, whats ur addess?
SnitchSeeker: why should i tell u?
TFluver56: cuz im a nice person and I want 2 send u a.umm.letter
SnitchSeeker: ooooook..as long as u don't stalk me.
TFluver56: what do think i am? A child molester?
Blackcat261: erin.
TFluver56: what?
Blackcat261: nothing.
SnitchSeeker: ooook.my address is 4 Privet Drive, Little Whinging in Surrey
TFluver56: k, thanx
SnitchSeeker: ur welcome.I guess.errrr.I gotta go bye!
OnlineHost: SnitchSeeker has left the room
TFluver56: yay! Now we can stalk him with the help of my.(dadadada!) unlimited credit card!!!!
Blackcat261: ummm..yea..whatever u say erin..
TFluver56: what?
Blackcat261: can we stop at a best buy or sumthing on the way?
TFluver56: why?
Blackcat261: i need a new cd player, I lost mine in the bottomless pit yesterday, i swear, my closet eats things it almost kitty last week
Tfluver56: u just keep thinkin that trisha
º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸
To all the nice peoples who reviewed, you get a free.imaginary cookie!!!!! ::bites down on imaginary cookie:: Can't beat good old imagination!!!! Mmmmmm...chocolate..
Oh yea, the two 'girls who have no lives' are pretty much based on me (tRiSh) and my friend (Erin) and we are both obsessed with Harry Potter and all the things we said in the chat room are things that we've said in real life including the part of stalking Harry Potter. And since he's a fictional character, we can't get in trouble because of that.right.?