Hi peoples, it's me, the author, u know, tRiSh? Or did u all forget about
me? I didn't get a lot of reviews on the last chapter ::sniff, sniff:: I
only got about 2, not counting me. I feel so unloved. Where's the love,
people? I can't feel it. Did it disappear? Did it turn invisible? Is it
hiding? We're not playing hide and go seek here people.
PS~ Ugh...my cat has birdie breath... yuck...
Disclaimer: It's not mine, so get that thru your thick skull if u wanna sue me
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Harry logged off the computer and decided to stay off it for the rest of the day. Those girls scared him...
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The next day, Harry became sick of the fruits and vegetables so he decided to order a pizza. The Dursley's would never notice..right? So he called the pizza delivery number and ordered a plain pizza with extra cheese.
In about five minutes the doorbell rang.
"Wow, fast delivery people..." Harry said to himself.
He heard the doorbell being ringed repeatedly and then a girl yell, "TRISHA! STOP!"
"Oh no... I don't think the pizza delivery person is supposed to be two little girls," the doorbell started ringing again.
"I SAID STOP TRISHA! STOP HAS A MEANING YOU KNOW! IT MEANS DON'T DO WHAT YOU ARE DOING RIGHT NOW!"
Harry gulped, then walked over to the door, his hand closing around the doorknob. More ringing...
"I SAID STOP! GRRR..."
"It's not grrr, its grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" (AN: lol, another inside joke) Harry heard the other girl's voice for the first time. Then he opened the door to see two girls each about five feet tall, they looked about twelve years old. One had black hair; the other was dirty blonde.
"Hi!" the blonde girl said VERY loudly. He could tell she had an American accent.
The other girl just stood there, staring at him.
"Erin, it's not polite to stare. Did your parents ever teach you manners?" the blonde girl said to the other girl, which he assumed was Erin. (AN: wow, smart kid...) Then Erin...fainted.
The blonde girl just looked at Erin, blinked, poked her and then said in a childish voice,"Mommy? Is she dead?" (AN: ...yet another inside joke...) Then the girl stood up, looked at Harry and said,"Hi, my name's Trish. What's yours?"
"..."
"You don't have a name? I have an imaginary friend who doesn't have a name. I just call her Friend."
"..."
"Are you a mute? I have a doodle person that's a mute. His name is Fred."
"..."
"I'll take that as a yes."
"Wait, I'm not a mute." Harry said.
"Oh, too bad, Friend says that mute people are better than normal people because you don't have to tell them shut up." Trish said.
"..."
"So, you're a mute again, are you?"
"No"
"Ok"
"Can I ask you a question?"
"You just did"
"Fine, can I ask you two questions?"
"Ok, you just answered one, so now you have one left."
"Is your friend ok?"
"I don't know."
"..."
"Can we come in?"
"Err...I guess..."
"Thanks No Name" the little girl said, then dragged her friend into the house.
"Uhhhh...my name's Harry, Harry Potter"
"Ok, thanks Harry Harry Potter. Did your parents give you the same name as your first name for your middle name?"
Harry chose not to say anything to this question. This girl definitely had a few loose screws.
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AN: Hmmm...so who are the mysterious girls? ::COUGH, COUGH:: Sorry the chapter was so short, just like all my other chapters...
To the few peoples who reviewed...you get another...(drumroll, please)...imaginary cookie! I love my imaginary cookies! You can make them any flavor you want! AMAZING!
PS~ Ugh...my cat has birdie breath... yuck...
Disclaimer: It's not mine, so get that thru your thick skull if u wanna sue me
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Harry logged off the computer and decided to stay off it for the rest of the day. Those girls scared him...
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The next day, Harry became sick of the fruits and vegetables so he decided to order a pizza. The Dursley's would never notice..right? So he called the pizza delivery number and ordered a plain pizza with extra cheese.
In about five minutes the doorbell rang.
"Wow, fast delivery people..." Harry said to himself.
He heard the doorbell being ringed repeatedly and then a girl yell, "TRISHA! STOP!"
"Oh no... I don't think the pizza delivery person is supposed to be two little girls," the doorbell started ringing again.
"I SAID STOP TRISHA! STOP HAS A MEANING YOU KNOW! IT MEANS DON'T DO WHAT YOU ARE DOING RIGHT NOW!"
Harry gulped, then walked over to the door, his hand closing around the doorknob. More ringing...
"I SAID STOP! GRRR..."
"It's not grrr, its grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" (AN: lol, another inside joke) Harry heard the other girl's voice for the first time. Then he opened the door to see two girls each about five feet tall, they looked about twelve years old. One had black hair; the other was dirty blonde.
"Hi!" the blonde girl said VERY loudly. He could tell she had an American accent.
The other girl just stood there, staring at him.
"Erin, it's not polite to stare. Did your parents ever teach you manners?" the blonde girl said to the other girl, which he assumed was Erin. (AN: wow, smart kid...) Then Erin...fainted.
The blonde girl just looked at Erin, blinked, poked her and then said in a childish voice,"Mommy? Is she dead?" (AN: ...yet another inside joke...) Then the girl stood up, looked at Harry and said,"Hi, my name's Trish. What's yours?"
"..."
"You don't have a name? I have an imaginary friend who doesn't have a name. I just call her Friend."
"..."
"Are you a mute? I have a doodle person that's a mute. His name is Fred."
"..."
"I'll take that as a yes."
"Wait, I'm not a mute." Harry said.
"Oh, too bad, Friend says that mute people are better than normal people because you don't have to tell them shut up." Trish said.
"..."
"So, you're a mute again, are you?"
"No"
"Ok"
"Can I ask you a question?"
"You just did"
"Fine, can I ask you two questions?"
"Ok, you just answered one, so now you have one left."
"Is your friend ok?"
"I don't know."
"..."
"Can we come in?"
"Err...I guess..."
"Thanks No Name" the little girl said, then dragged her friend into the house.
"Uhhhh...my name's Harry, Harry Potter"
"Ok, thanks Harry Harry Potter. Did your parents give you the same name as your first name for your middle name?"
Harry chose not to say anything to this question. This girl definitely had a few loose screws.
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AN: Hmmm...so who are the mysterious girls? ::COUGH, COUGH:: Sorry the chapter was so short, just like all my other chapters...
To the few peoples who reviewed...you get another...(drumroll, please)...imaginary cookie! I love my imaginary cookies! You can make them any flavor you want! AMAZING!