Author's Notes: There is some character bashing, well that's what you get when you put so much madness together! Yeah, I know I'm not really sane!! If your favourite characters bashed don't go CRAZY please! Everyone is bashed whether it's in the first chapter or not!
* The curtains rise and all the Tekken characters appear. From Tekken, Tekken 2,Tekken 3 and Tekken 4*
Kazuya: So?
Jin: I wanna start. I want my own show. It's not fair Ling, Christie and Kazuya have their own shows. It's not fair.
Christie: I can already imagine it Jin Kazama whining like a baby on tv.
Christie: I'd much rather watch a show with Lee than with Jin.
Lee: Why, thank you for the comment....
Christie: It wasn't a comment it was an insult, fag face
* Lee turns red, and Jin starts laughing*
Christie: Why are you laughing, pancy boy? That was an insult to you too!!
Kazuya: Christie, I'm starting to like you already!
Jin: MOM!!!
Jun: *Jun screams at the top of her lungs, which is not very high at all* CHRISTIE!!!
Wang: ..... me as James Bond...Wang Jinrey in Die Another Day...
* Christie, Hwoarang and Kazuya start laughing hysterically*
Michelle: I'd like to read a fanfiction, where Heihachi Mishima dies..a painfull death--*Get's interrupted*
Heihachi: Silence, child!!
Hwoarang: I can undertand why you called her child.... compaired to everyone here you're ancient...
* Heihachi has tears in his eyes*
*Kazuya laughs*
Paul: Let's discuss the fanfiction pairings
Ling: I do NOT want to be paired with HIM!! *Points at Hwoarang*
Jin: Do you think I do??
Michelle: No one has the right to complaint , No one has been paired up with fat ass-zilla over there!!
Ganryu: * looks around, then turns to Michelle* Where?
Jin: There are polls that there are fics that pair me and Ling up. I haven't read any though....
Ling: Trust me there are
Julia: But there are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY more with you and me...
Christie: But are they true?
Jin: NOO!!!!!
Christie: I wasn't talking to you, asshole!!
Jun: CHRISTIE!! Christie, tell Jin he's not an asshole!!
Christie: Sorry, but my parents told me not lie!!
Anna: Hey!! Heihachi hasn't been paired up with anyone!!
Hwoarang. But that's because he's too ugly!! No one cares about him
Heihachi: *Defensively* I have been paired up with Julia, Anna, Nina, Michelle—
*Michelle faints*
Heihachi: *Continues* Nina, Kunimitsu, Angel, Jun—
* King restrains Kazuya from strangling Heihachi*
Heihachi: did I forget anyone?
Anna: Yeah you forgot King, Armor King, Lee, Kazuya, Jin, Steve, Wang, Hwoarang---*get's interrupted*
Heihachi:*looks up with tears in his eyes* Do you think I'm a homosexual?
Everyone: Yes!!
Forrest: No! The only homosexual in here is Paul!!
Paul: I'm not!! I've been with Nina and--*Get's interrupted*
* Nina gets up and gives him a Bad Habit kick*
*Everyone stares at Nina*
Nina: What, it's just a bad habit.....
* Christie hands Hwoarang and Kazuya notes, than they all start laughing*
Jin: MOM!!
Jun: CHRISTIE! HWOARANG! KAZUYA!!
Kazuya: That was just a joke about Paul's hair *Everyone can tell he's lying*
Christie: And ..eh... Lee's face....
Lee: What's wrong with my face?
Heihachi: *lies* Nothing dear
Hwoarang: and Jin's personality....
*Everyone except Jin and Heihachi starts laughing*
Jin: What's so funny?
Nina: Your father doesn't like you!
Heihachi: *Crying* That's not funny... That's sad
Lee: But Heihachi that's the way you feel about me and Kazuya
Heihachi: Everyone should be friends...
Lee: Yeah right and you can kiss my--
*Heihachi throws Lee out of the window out of anger*
*Lee's screams are heard*
Lee: I didn't anything!! WAAAH! AWWW!!
Julia: Poor Lee! Mean, old Heihachi!! *Heihachi throws Julia out the window*
Heihachi: Now, you can be with him!!
Michelle: Julia!!!!
Heihachi: Do you want to go with her!?!
Michelle: Hell no!!
Steve: I wanna be paired up with Unknown
King: You animal!!
Christie: You've just described yourself with one word, King
Michelle: I'm getting out of here!! *Starts to run away*
King: No you're not! *Catches her*
Ganryu: Thank you, King!!
Michelle: Help!!
Lei: Don't worry, super police to the rescue! *Get's knocked out by Ganryu*
*Anna looks at Lei on the ground, then shakes her head*
Marduk: Don't bother getting up!!
Lei: *Excitedly* Okay....
Marduk: You're supposed to be scared!! Haven't you seen my ending?
Lei: No!
Marduk: Oh well....*tramps on Lei's stomach, then walks over him*
Michelle: Heeeeeeeeelp!
Lei: Don't worry! *Tries to get up*
Ganryu: I'm not giving Michelle to you * Knocks Lei out*
Lei: Why do you keep attacking me, people?!
Wang: cuz' Ganryu ain't givin' Michelle to you
Everyone else: ......
Wang: Hey, that rhymes...I should be a rapper
Hwoarang: Wang, Stop trying to act cool!!
Wang: I'm not trying to act cool, I am cool *Wang get's knocked out..... by Anna*
Everyone: ......
Anna: What? I couldn't stand him!
Hwoarang: No one could...
Jin: I don't want the new Tekken four characters here
Christie: Why, are afraid of us!
Marduk: well are you?
Jin: No...
Christie: Yeah right....
Heihachi: *sings* Why can't we be friends, why can't we all be friends!
Nina: You should never become a singer!
Heihachi:Yeah and Lee is stupid
Anna: Well, he is... * Leaves*
Miharu: Hi!
Wang: What's up! *Stands up*
Miharu: Get away from me, you pervert!
Jin: we're gonna be here forever....
TO BE CONTINUED......
Will Jin stop being insulted? Will Wang stop trying to act cool? Will everyone stop attacking Lei?
You'll never know if I don't continue!
Should I continue!?