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It was 5:00 and the two girls were in their hotel room. Silence filled the room.
"Well, we should make a plan to stalk Harry don't you think Trisha?" Asked Erin
"Umm... ... Yeah I guess..... Why don't we just sneak on the train to Hogwarts?" Replied Trish
"Wow, you're using your brain today aren't you." said Erin
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Harry decided that the computer had bad things on it so he didn't go on it for the rest of the summer.
"I hope those two girls don't come back." said Harry to himself. "Wait what happened to my pizza?"
DING DONG
The doorbell rang (AN - obviously) and Harry went to answer it but suddenly realized that he shouldn't. He looked out the window to make sure it wasn't the annoying little girls. It wasn't, it was actually the pizza guy.
He opened the door and screamed "What took you so long it's not like I ordered this from America!"
"Ummm.....Yes you did." said the pizza guy. Harry took the pizza but didn't pay for it.
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It was now September the first; Harry had gone to Diagon Alley with Ron and Hermione earlier in August and stayed at the Burrow for the rest of the summer. Harry hadn't told them about the little girls, the chat room about him or fanfiction.net, he thought Hermione would lecture him about how impossible that would be so he stayed far away from the subject. They all boarded the train and sat down in an empty compartment.
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Meanwhile...
"Shhhh, Trish we don't want to get caught, do we?" asked Erin
Erin was holding an owl that she named Athena and sat down in the empty compartment way in the back so nobody could find them. Trish however was jumping around while holding, wait, rather choking a small black kitten with white paws that she named Socks.
Erin then yelled "TRISHA STOP!!!!!"
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Back in Harry's compartment...
"TRISHA STOP!!!!!" was the thing that made Harry go stiff.
"Oh no," said Harry as he ran out to see what was there hoping that it wasn't the annoying little girls. ºººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººº ºº
Malfoy...
Draco was walking by as he heard "TRISHA STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
What the hell was that! thought Draco. He ran to the very last compartment and opened the door. Standing, and sitting there was two little girls. One was being very calm by sitting there holding her owl while the other one was jumping around the compartment.
"Who the hell are you!" asked Draco demandingly
After hearing what was just said by Malfoy the girls turned around and looked at him. At that moment the girl holding the owl fainted. ºººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººº ºº
Harry...
Harry walked in the compartment which now held the two annoying little girls and Malfoy. He saw that Erin was lying on the floor (AN - again) and Trish was staring at her. She suddenly walked over to Erin and poked her and said in a childish voice (AN - yet again) "Mommy is she dead?"
"How many times is she going to do that?" asked Harry
"Do what?" replied Trish
"Faint"
"I don't know, how many times do you think she thinks she's gonna faint?" ºººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººº ºº
"HMMMMMMMMMM..." with a moan Erin rolled over and woke up.
"What happened, where am I, who, who, oh my god!" said Erin when she woke up. "You-your Draco Malfoy, and, and Harry's here too."
"No, really Erin, I didn't notice that." said Trish.
"Shut up"
"Make me"
"Why the hell are you two here? You're muggles." Harry interrupted them.
"Ummm...we're not muggles...look!" Trish said and pointed the wand she had bought at Diagon Alley and pointing it to the corner and lit a little red stick on fire with a match and tossed it across the compartment, hoping nobody noticed that she threw it. Then in the corner there was a small explosion with a loud BANG.
"You know, Trisha, you could've just said a spell instead of throwing mini-dynamite in the corner..." Erin said.
"But dynamite is funner!"
"Funner isn't a word..."
"That's beside the point!"
"There's a point?"
"Yes, and please remember that you have the right to remain silent so PLEASE SHUT UP!"
"Okay," Harry cut in their new argument," So can you really do magic?"
"Yes" They answered at the same time. Then Trish waved her wand and said, "Accio Kitty!" and the small kitten that had been hiding under the seat flew into the girl's open arms and started clawing up her arm, but Trish grabbed the cat and pulled it into a bone-crushing hug and the cat made a sound crossing between a cough, a sneeze and choking. Then Trish said, "Awwww...I wuv my kitty..ooooh...da wittle kitty's so cuuuuute..."
Then Malfoy said, "So you can do magic, but then why are you Mudbloods going to Hogwarts? I can tell from your accent that you're not from around here."
"Das not nice, Draco, you shouldn't make fun people just because they're different from you!" Trish said.
Then Erin said, "We came here 'cause we wanted to."
"Does Dumbledore know that you're coming to Hogwarts?" Harry asked.
"..."
'This is definitely going to be a loooooooong year...' Harry thought to himself.
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AN: Ok, I have to say that I think this story is getting stupider and stupider as I write it...I never even planned to put myself and my friend in it but...oh well...Thank yous to all the nice peoples who reviewed!!!
AN2: Anyone know how to get bold and italics to show?
AN3: My friend Erin typed ¾ of this chapter, so she gets most of the credit...but I helped!
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It was 5:00 and the two girls were in their hotel room. Silence filled the room.
"Well, we should make a plan to stalk Harry don't you think Trisha?" Asked Erin
"Umm... ... Yeah I guess..... Why don't we just sneak on the train to Hogwarts?" Replied Trish
"Wow, you're using your brain today aren't you." said Erin
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Harry decided that the computer had bad things on it so he didn't go on it for the rest of the summer.
"I hope those two girls don't come back." said Harry to himself. "Wait what happened to my pizza?"
DING DONG
The doorbell rang (AN - obviously) and Harry went to answer it but suddenly realized that he shouldn't. He looked out the window to make sure it wasn't the annoying little girls. It wasn't, it was actually the pizza guy.
He opened the door and screamed "What took you so long it's not like I ordered this from America!"
"Ummm.....Yes you did." said the pizza guy. Harry took the pizza but didn't pay for it.
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It was now September the first; Harry had gone to Diagon Alley with Ron and Hermione earlier in August and stayed at the Burrow for the rest of the summer. Harry hadn't told them about the little girls, the chat room about him or fanfiction.net, he thought Hermione would lecture him about how impossible that would be so he stayed far away from the subject. They all boarded the train and sat down in an empty compartment.
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Meanwhile...
"Shhhh, Trish we don't want to get caught, do we?" asked Erin
Erin was holding an owl that she named Athena and sat down in the empty compartment way in the back so nobody could find them. Trish however was jumping around while holding, wait, rather choking a small black kitten with white paws that she named Socks.
Erin then yelled "TRISHA STOP!!!!!"
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Back in Harry's compartment...
"TRISHA STOP!!!!!" was the thing that made Harry go stiff.
"Oh no," said Harry as he ran out to see what was there hoping that it wasn't the annoying little girls. ºººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººº ºº
Malfoy...
Draco was walking by as he heard "TRISHA STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
What the hell was that! thought Draco. He ran to the very last compartment and opened the door. Standing, and sitting there was two little girls. One was being very calm by sitting there holding her owl while the other one was jumping around the compartment.
"Who the hell are you!" asked Draco demandingly
After hearing what was just said by Malfoy the girls turned around and looked at him. At that moment the girl holding the owl fainted. ºººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººº ºº
Harry...
Harry walked in the compartment which now held the two annoying little girls and Malfoy. He saw that Erin was lying on the floor (AN - again) and Trish was staring at her. She suddenly walked over to Erin and poked her and said in a childish voice (AN - yet again) "Mommy is she dead?"
"How many times is she going to do that?" asked Harry
"Do what?" replied Trish
"Faint"
"I don't know, how many times do you think she thinks she's gonna faint?" ºººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººººº ºº
"HMMMMMMMMMM..." with a moan Erin rolled over and woke up.
"What happened, where am I, who, who, oh my god!" said Erin when she woke up. "You-your Draco Malfoy, and, and Harry's here too."
"No, really Erin, I didn't notice that." said Trish.
"Shut up"
"Make me"
"Why the hell are you two here? You're muggles." Harry interrupted them.
"Ummm...we're not muggles...look!" Trish said and pointed the wand she had bought at Diagon Alley and pointing it to the corner and lit a little red stick on fire with a match and tossed it across the compartment, hoping nobody noticed that she threw it. Then in the corner there was a small explosion with a loud BANG.
"You know, Trisha, you could've just said a spell instead of throwing mini-dynamite in the corner..." Erin said.
"But dynamite is funner!"
"Funner isn't a word..."
"That's beside the point!"
"There's a point?"
"Yes, and please remember that you have the right to remain silent so PLEASE SHUT UP!"
"Okay," Harry cut in their new argument," So can you really do magic?"
"Yes" They answered at the same time. Then Trish waved her wand and said, "Accio Kitty!" and the small kitten that had been hiding under the seat flew into the girl's open arms and started clawing up her arm, but Trish grabbed the cat and pulled it into a bone-crushing hug and the cat made a sound crossing between a cough, a sneeze and choking. Then Trish said, "Awwww...I wuv my kitty..ooooh...da wittle kitty's so cuuuuute..."
Then Malfoy said, "So you can do magic, but then why are you Mudbloods going to Hogwarts? I can tell from your accent that you're not from around here."
"Das not nice, Draco, you shouldn't make fun people just because they're different from you!" Trish said.
Then Erin said, "We came here 'cause we wanted to."
"Does Dumbledore know that you're coming to Hogwarts?" Harry asked.
"..."
'This is definitely going to be a loooooooong year...' Harry thought to himself.
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AN: Ok, I have to say that I think this story is getting stupider and stupider as I write it...I never even planned to put myself and my friend in it but...oh well...Thank yous to all the nice peoples who reviewed!!!
AN2: Anyone know how to get bold and italics to show?
AN3: My friend Erin typed ¾ of this chapter, so she gets most of the credit...but I helped!