Author's Notes: THANKS FOR ALL THE REVIEWS!!!!
Chapter three: More Ranting!
Forevermore: Hey, Lee. You know that we're on TV? There's a camera over there and one over here*points*
* Lee stares into the cameras*
Forevermore: As I was saying before, you can review questions for the fighters: The next question is from Lacrease: In almost all Tekkens Paul almost always won the tournament. But then he was always prevented from the last matches. Why?
*Paul tries to open mouth to speak, but Kazuya interrupts him*
Kazuya: Let me, answer this for you! Namco knew that Paul was a bigger loser than Lee and that he is a pathetic hobo-*get's interrupted by Lee*
Lee: What's wrong with me?
Kazuya: Everything! Now shut up and let me speak. That should be on the streets. Hey Paul, guess what I heard, that Namco were gonna fire you! Say bye to your five year contract, Paul!
Paul: OH NO! What's wrong with me?
Kazuya: Every-*Get's interrupted*
Paul: It must be my hair! *Runs out, like as if his butt were on fire*
Christie: Hey Paul, keep up with this and you could run on the track....For ten meters, women ages 50-70.
Jun: Christie, why do you always have to be so mean?
Forevermore: Because, she has too! Okay, onto more important matters! Next question is from Snake Edge: heheheh... Does Bryan use it, too, or is he justgoing prematurely grey?
Bryan: No, I don't. My hair is going gray, it's another sign of aging zombies.
Forevermore: I wonder what Bryan would look like in 20-30 years!
Anna: I have something to say: I hate the fact that everyone portrayes me as a self centered, mean bitch, who's jealous of Nina. I'm not like that, *starts crying* I'm actually a VERY nice person.
Anna: Just because I wear a red dressing gown-
Forevermore: Why do you wear that dressing gown?
Anna: Because when I was working for Kazuya, he made me wear them. Or else I would be fired
Jun: That's it Kazuya. I want a divorce!
Kazuya: *Whines* But Jun!
Jun: Did you call me butt Jun?!
Anna: Would you too shut the hell up and let me speak! As I was saying, Nina is the evil one, she slapped me in her T3 ending!
Forevermore: But you killed your father!
Anna: Kazuya made me do it.
Lei: Jun seriously needs a divorce!
Kazuya: Shut up, Lei! Jun will NEVER love you!!
Forevermore: Hey, Hwoarang, I have a question for you: Why do you keep saving Jin in all your endings?
Hwoarang: Because, I need someone to beat up besides Steve!
Steve: SHUT UP, FLOWER BOY!
Hwoarang: CHEAP BOXER!
Steve: Wanna put your money where your mou-*gets interrupted*
Hwoarang: You think you can KICK my ass! Oops! I mean punch my ass! I forgot that you can't kick!
Steve: You want a piece of me, huh? I'll fuck you up!!! *Everyone looks at him strangely*
Steve: That didn't come out right?
Lee: I'M ANGRY THAT EVERYONE ALWAYS PORTRAYES ME AS A GIRL!!!
Forevermore: Lee, that's what you are!
Author's Notes: Review questions for the fighters! Thanks to all the people, who added me and this story to the favorites list! Thanks! See ya!
Chapter three: More Ranting!
Forevermore: Hey, Lee. You know that we're on TV? There's a camera over there and one over here*points*
* Lee stares into the cameras*
Forevermore: As I was saying before, you can review questions for the fighters: The next question is from Lacrease: In almost all Tekkens Paul almost always won the tournament. But then he was always prevented from the last matches. Why?
*Paul tries to open mouth to speak, but Kazuya interrupts him*
Kazuya: Let me, answer this for you! Namco knew that Paul was a bigger loser than Lee and that he is a pathetic hobo-*get's interrupted by Lee*
Lee: What's wrong with me?
Kazuya: Everything! Now shut up and let me speak. That should be on the streets. Hey Paul, guess what I heard, that Namco were gonna fire you! Say bye to your five year contract, Paul!
Paul: OH NO! What's wrong with me?
Kazuya: Every-*Get's interrupted*
Paul: It must be my hair! *Runs out, like as if his butt were on fire*
Christie: Hey Paul, keep up with this and you could run on the track....For ten meters, women ages 50-70.
Jun: Christie, why do you always have to be so mean?
Forevermore: Because, she has too! Okay, onto more important matters! Next question is from Snake Edge: heheheh... Does Bryan use it, too, or is he justgoing prematurely grey?
Bryan: No, I don't. My hair is going gray, it's another sign of aging zombies.
Forevermore: I wonder what Bryan would look like in 20-30 years!
Anna: I have something to say: I hate the fact that everyone portrayes me as a self centered, mean bitch, who's jealous of Nina. I'm not like that, *starts crying* I'm actually a VERY nice person.
Anna: Just because I wear a red dressing gown-
Forevermore: Why do you wear that dressing gown?
Anna: Because when I was working for Kazuya, he made me wear them. Or else I would be fired
Jun: That's it Kazuya. I want a divorce!
Kazuya: *Whines* But Jun!
Jun: Did you call me butt Jun?!
Anna: Would you too shut the hell up and let me speak! As I was saying, Nina is the evil one, she slapped me in her T3 ending!
Forevermore: But you killed your father!
Anna: Kazuya made me do it.
Lei: Jun seriously needs a divorce!
Kazuya: Shut up, Lei! Jun will NEVER love you!!
Forevermore: Hey, Hwoarang, I have a question for you: Why do you keep saving Jin in all your endings?
Hwoarang: Because, I need someone to beat up besides Steve!
Steve: SHUT UP, FLOWER BOY!
Hwoarang: CHEAP BOXER!
Steve: Wanna put your money where your mou-*gets interrupted*
Hwoarang: You think you can KICK my ass! Oops! I mean punch my ass! I forgot that you can't kick!
Steve: You want a piece of me, huh? I'll fuck you up!!! *Everyone looks at him strangely*
Steve: That didn't come out right?
Lee: I'M ANGRY THAT EVERYONE ALWAYS PORTRAYES ME AS A GIRL!!!
Forevermore: Lee, that's what you are!
Author's Notes: Review questions for the fighters! Thanks to all the people, who added me and this story to the favorites list! Thanks! See ya!