YamiPegasus: Listen people, especially the 'Canon Police'

LadyPegasus: *ahem* don't flame us, please. We ask this just to make us feel better. It is not very nice to flame people. And I am very, very sorry about the spelling ok? And it is MY fanfiction, so I can do whatever I want. In this story Thranduil has a ring of power, ok day?

YamiPegasus: Now, for the reviewers.

Tenshimanda: Thank you for being nice in saying the correct spelling of Thranduil, I was really getting annoyed at everyone flaming me just because I spelled his name wrong, jees. Here's your next chappie!

Juda: I think this is cute too. You are one of the few people that didn't flame me. *Ungh* I do NOT take flames well.

Trickssi0: So it's inaccurate, I don't care, it is a fanfic, it doesn't have to be accurate. *hugs floppy* we donts like flamies do we. precious.

Feanen: Thank you for the compliment.

Thunder: THANK YOU! At least somebody liked my story.

A-Rivendale-Commoner: I FEEL SOOO LOVED!

Echo Druid: I loooove your fics! You are not a bad author. In matter of fact, you're my favorite reviewer!

Canon Police: You could have told me NICELY how Thranduil's name was spelled, jeesh. And this is a fanfiction. FAN=an ardent admirer FICTION= Definition1: something invented by the imagination or feigned Definition2: an invented story

Fanfiction is a world where people can write out their fantasies of the LOTR characters, and who appointed you the protectors of LOTR? The cast have something to say to you:

Aragorn: I can say this pretty simply; you are all idiots.

Frodo: I have to agree with Aragorn here.

Sam: Retards.

Pippin + Merry: *currently chugging ale*

Others: Riiight.

Gimli: *sharpening axe*

Gandalf: Really, we've looked at your profile and you haven't even written any fics yourself! If you're going to flame people, at least write a story yourselves.

Evil dudes: You're even more idiotic and moronic than we are.

Legolas: I think the others have said everything that has needed to be said here.

YamiPegasus: Thanks for all the people that reviewed. And a special message to the 'Canon Police' from the 'Fellowship of the Insane'. "Go kiss Gimli's ass."

LadyPegasus: We still haven't gotten through the evil writers block, we even used some plastic explosives and a nuclear bomb we stole from Iraq but it still didn't work! ~.~

YamiPegasus: EVIL WRITERS BLOCK OF DOOOOOOM!

LadyPegasus: *blush* we forgot the disclaimer in the last chapter. so here it is.

Disclaimer: I do not own Lord of the Rings. If I did, Legolas would be dating Haldir and Boromir wouldn't die. But they aren't, so I don't own it. Characters: Thank God. YamiPegasus: But we will once we take over the world!!!

LadyPegasus: We need your advice on this. Should Thranduil get hurt and lose the ring of Mirkwood to the enemy? We're not sure anymore.

YamiPegasus: Also, should Thranduil be paired up with Elrond? I need a vote people.

LadyPegasus: We would do a vote for who Legolas should be paired up with, but he's only 5. oh well. Please people, we're stuck. Give us your ideas and we'll try to integrate them together. We also got banned from the computer the day after we put up this story and only got back on it today. So please bear with us.

YamiPegasus: that's it for the author's notes. Hopefully there will be no more, but we are really desperate. Please give us ideas!