We see the 1st season Ranma TV theme song start, as usual.
Voice: Yappappaa, yappappaa, Iishanten
Hashagu koi wa ike no koi.
Yappappaa, yappappaa, iishanten
Mune no tai wa dakaretai
Suddenly the music stops.
Yasha: ::walks onscreen in front of frozen images:: Hold it! This isn't the same thing over again! You're all wrong! Remember that there are more of us this time around! Make space for the new people! Lets try it again!
There is a rewinding sound.
Yasha: ::walking back offscreen:: Take two!
Chorus: Ranmaaa......
A panda face flickers on the screen, then we see Yasha ballet dancing in clothes that fit her worse than they did onna-Ranma onscreen where originally onna-Ranma was doing a kata, but little pandas are still doing katas in the background
Chorus: Yappappaa yappappaa iishanten
Hashagu koi wa ike no koi
Chibi-Yashas are now tap-dancing in the background while Ranma, Panda-san, and.... Kasumi??? Yes, that is indeed Kasumi... are practicing katas
Chorus: Yappappa yappaappaa iishanten
mune no tai wa dakaretai
In order, Yasha, Kasumi with a broom, and a green rabbit with a yellow and black bandana flash on the screen.
Now we see Kasumi sweeping rhythmically in time with the music.
Kasumi's Voice: Wake mo wakarazu ni
Now Kasumi sweeps, Ranma runs, and Panda-san eats, all in time with the music.
Kasumi's Voice: Ranma, Ranma de
Hi ga kureru
And now we also see Souun crying, head rising and falling, and we see Ryouga juggling large rocks, also in time.
Kasumi's Voice: Ranma, Ranma de
Nabiki and Akane are added, Nabiki counting money and Akane breaking formerly ornamental concrete blocks. Everyone is still going in rhythm.
Kasumi's Voice: Nanda-kanda to
Kuno practicing with his bokken while wearing Shinto wards on a headband, and Xian Pu, mixing a potion, are added on, somehow doing this in time with the others, who have by now been shrunk quite a bit to make them fit on the screen, everyone facing random directions.
Kasumi's voice: Sutta monda no
Kho Lon pogoes on her stick around a ribbon-flailing Kodachi while the guide tosses Azusa and Mikado into a spring and Touhuu dances with Betty- chan, and a green-haired lady is doing calligraphy on a very big scroll.
Kasumi's voice: Seikimasu.
The screen shows Yasha's head, she is smiling, sticking her tongue out slightly, and making a "v for victory sign" with one hand by her face.
The "Ranma 1/2" logo flashes for a bit.
Kasumi's voice: Natte motto shizuka ni
Kasumi is cooking with a stove.
Kasumi's voice: "Suki da yo" to ienai no?
Now Yasha is cutting vegetables next to her.
Kasumi's Voice: Hariau to watashi mo
Ja ja uma ni natchau!
We see various shots of Kasumi and Ranma dancing what appears to be a samba, then Souun grabbing Ranma and dragging him away.
Kasumi's Voice: Beru mo narasazu ni
soyokaze no yoo ni
Ranma practices a ground kata (as opposed to the usual Musabetsu Kaketou Ryu aerial ones).
Kasumi's Voice: Mune no wan-ruumu
Ranma pauses, and looks at the camera.
Chorus: Sumitsuita kimi na no....
Kasumi sits, watches, and pops the bubble instead of Akane.
Chorus: Meiwaku yo, dakedo...
The camera pans up a standing Kasumi.
Kasumi's Voice: Konya dake ii wa
Kasumi turns her head and shoulders, causing her ponytail to fly up over her far shoulder.
Kasumi's Voice: Ashita made ii wa...
Yasha and Ranma, on opposite sides of the screen, only their heads visible, do the same, causing a pigtail and a mass of brown quills to fly up over their far shoulders.
As whistles blow, there is another series of images:
Panda-san with a pipe.
Touhuu, some lady with green hair, and the Juusenkyo guide (Touhuu is holding Betty-chan up).
Nabiki looking over her shoulder at the camera.
Kasumi cheerfully with an arm around Ranma's shoudlers, Ranma looks surprised and slightly embarrassed.
The guide making a Kamehameha gesture.
Tatewaki and Kodachi glaring menacingly.
Ryouga facing off against Xian Pu, Ryouga with his umbrella, and Xian Pu with a really long sword.
The running images start up again, in time with the lines Kasumi sings.
Kasumi's Voice: Koi ni narisoo de
Ranma, Ranma de
Tanma-tanma de
Sonna mon ne to
But on the last line...
Kasumi plus Chorus: Otomodachi
Kasumi and Ranma run up to the screen and stand side by side, her arm on his shoulders, his about her waist, with a ghostly image of Yasha floating behind them, hugging both of them by the neck.
Voice: Yappappaa, yappappaa, Iishanten
Hashagu koi wa ike no koi.
Yappappaa, yappappaa, iishanten
Mune no tai wa dakaretai
Suddenly the music stops.
Yasha: ::walks onscreen in front of frozen images:: Hold it! This isn't the same thing over again! You're all wrong! Remember that there are more of us this time around! Make space for the new people! Lets try it again!
There is a rewinding sound.
Yasha: ::walking back offscreen:: Take two!
Chorus: Ranmaaa......
A panda face flickers on the screen, then we see Yasha ballet dancing in clothes that fit her worse than they did onna-Ranma onscreen where originally onna-Ranma was doing a kata, but little pandas are still doing katas in the background
Chorus: Yappappaa yappappaa iishanten
Hashagu koi wa ike no koi
Chibi-Yashas are now tap-dancing in the background while Ranma, Panda-san, and.... Kasumi??? Yes, that is indeed Kasumi... are practicing katas
Chorus: Yappappa yappaappaa iishanten
mune no tai wa dakaretai
In order, Yasha, Kasumi with a broom, and a green rabbit with a yellow and black bandana flash on the screen.
Now we see Kasumi sweeping rhythmically in time with the music.
Kasumi's Voice: Wake mo wakarazu ni
Now Kasumi sweeps, Ranma runs, and Panda-san eats, all in time with the music.
Kasumi's Voice: Ranma, Ranma de
Hi ga kureru
And now we also see Souun crying, head rising and falling, and we see Ryouga juggling large rocks, also in time.
Kasumi's Voice: Ranma, Ranma de
Nabiki and Akane are added, Nabiki counting money and Akane breaking formerly ornamental concrete blocks. Everyone is still going in rhythm.
Kasumi's Voice: Nanda-kanda to
Kuno practicing with his bokken while wearing Shinto wards on a headband, and Xian Pu, mixing a potion, are added on, somehow doing this in time with the others, who have by now been shrunk quite a bit to make them fit on the screen, everyone facing random directions.
Kasumi's voice: Sutta monda no
Kho Lon pogoes on her stick around a ribbon-flailing Kodachi while the guide tosses Azusa and Mikado into a spring and Touhuu dances with Betty- chan, and a green-haired lady is doing calligraphy on a very big scroll.
Kasumi's voice: Seikimasu.
The screen shows Yasha's head, she is smiling, sticking her tongue out slightly, and making a "v for victory sign" with one hand by her face.
The "Ranma 1/2" logo flashes for a bit.
Kasumi's voice: Natte motto shizuka ni
Kasumi is cooking with a stove.
Kasumi's voice: "Suki da yo" to ienai no?
Now Yasha is cutting vegetables next to her.
Kasumi's Voice: Hariau to watashi mo
Ja ja uma ni natchau!
We see various shots of Kasumi and Ranma dancing what appears to be a samba, then Souun grabbing Ranma and dragging him away.
Kasumi's Voice: Beru mo narasazu ni
soyokaze no yoo ni
Ranma practices a ground kata (as opposed to the usual Musabetsu Kaketou Ryu aerial ones).
Kasumi's Voice: Mune no wan-ruumu
Ranma pauses, and looks at the camera.
Chorus: Sumitsuita kimi na no....
Kasumi sits, watches, and pops the bubble instead of Akane.
Chorus: Meiwaku yo, dakedo...
The camera pans up a standing Kasumi.
Kasumi's Voice: Konya dake ii wa
Kasumi turns her head and shoulders, causing her ponytail to fly up over her far shoulder.
Kasumi's Voice: Ashita made ii wa...
Yasha and Ranma, on opposite sides of the screen, only their heads visible, do the same, causing a pigtail and a mass of brown quills to fly up over their far shoulders.
As whistles blow, there is another series of images:
Panda-san with a pipe.
Touhuu, some lady with green hair, and the Juusenkyo guide (Touhuu is holding Betty-chan up).
Nabiki looking over her shoulder at the camera.
Kasumi cheerfully with an arm around Ranma's shoudlers, Ranma looks surprised and slightly embarrassed.
The guide making a Kamehameha gesture.
Tatewaki and Kodachi glaring menacingly.
Ryouga facing off against Xian Pu, Ryouga with his umbrella, and Xian Pu with a really long sword.
The running images start up again, in time with the lines Kasumi sings.
Kasumi's Voice: Koi ni narisoo de
Ranma, Ranma de
Tanma-tanma de
Sonna mon ne to
But on the last line...
Kasumi plus Chorus: Otomodachi
Kasumi and Ranma run up to the screen and stand side by side, her arm on his shoulders, his about her waist, with a ghostly image of Yasha floating behind them, hugging both of them by the neck.