Title: Typical Conversation
(14 February 2003)
Author: Sariyuki
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing and its characters. It's rather the other way around.
Warning: Insanity. Fluff.
Pairing: 2+1
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"Heero, are we going out tonight?"

"Hn."

"Is that a yes or a no?"

"Hn."

"Sounds like a no but I take it as a yes"

[growls]

"Uhm, Heero ... can I ask you something?"

[grunts]

"Do I look fat in this?"

"Hn."

"No?"

"Hn."

"Good, coz I'm worried that it's a bit tight for me. But if you think I look good in this then I won't worry so much."

" ... "

"Let's go then!"

[growls]

"Heero, shut down the goddamn laptop!"

[grunts] [growls]

[shuts down laptop]

"Geez, sometimes I just want to drop your laptop from the eighth floor."

[glares] "Omae o ..."

" ... korosu. Yeah, I get the drift."

[glares] [growls]

"You know what, Heero? You look cute when you're annoyed. Am I annoying you, Heero? Am I? I'm sorry if I am."

[glares]

"Blink, Heero, blink! See, I told you not to work too hard. Look at those circles under your eyes."

[glares]

"But I still think you're cute."

[growls] "D – u - o!"

"Aw, you remember my name! I'm ever so glad! I'll give you a present for that."

[glares]

"Here's your present. A big, wet, sloppy kiss from Shinigami. Special delivery for special occasion!"

[glares]

[gets kissed]

" ... "

" ... mmm, Heero?"

[tries to glare] [fails]

"Happy Valentine."

"Hn."

[sighs] "Whatever."

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