The Story of the Giant Booze Turtle
One stormy afternoon, some school children piled onto their bus. They were talking and laughing, and flinging water from umbrellas at each other. Little did they know what was to become of them as they were headed home...
The bus started. The driver eased off of school property and onto the main road, driving cautiously because the road was slick. The sky was getting darker and darker. The rain was coming down harder and harder. It was getting very difficult for the bus driver to see out the windshield. Soon it looked like night.
As the driver continued driving,driving oh so cautiously, things started to feel weird. They had somehow gotten to a rural part of town they did not recognize. "Maybe I took a wrong turn somewhere..." the driver muttered aloud. Suddenly, lightening flashed, revealing a giant turtle in the road! The children and the driver screamed when they saw the strangely creepy sight. The bus rammed straight into the giant turtle's shell. The turtle turned, beer dripping out of its mouth,and stared down at the bus. After a few minutes of this the giant turtle dropped his bottle of booze and began tearing the top off the bus. Everyone in the bus screamed bloody murder as the turtle ripped the top completely off and began to nibble on the metal. The children stared up at the turtle,terrified, while the bus driver tried to start the bus frantically. It started fine, but the back wheels were stuck in mud. The giant turtle, disgusted with the bus top, dropped it to the ground and kicked the bus side, making it topple over. Some of the kids, and the bus driver, fell out of the bus and almost flew over a ledge that dropped straight down into a lake full of needle-sharp rocks. The turtle,who had never seen humans before, picked up the screaming bus driver and bit off his head. After thoughtfully chewing for a few seconds, the turtle decided it had more of a taste for beer, so it threw the now-dead bus driver into the lake. As the turtle watched the headless man smash into the rocks and water below, it slowly began to laugh. It was a slow, crazy,cackle. Soon the turtle had two or three of the children in its hand,throwing them over the edge and watching them become impaled by the rocks with amusement. After about ten minutes of this, the entire bus load was dead.
With no one else to kill, the turtle became bored, and was out of booze. It went to the bus, and examined it. A few minutes later, it hopped in, crushing nearly all of the seats with its massive shell. The giant turtle somehow figured out how to start the bus, but it wouldn't move. Getting very frustrated, for it needed its booze, the turtle climbed back out of the bus and looked around the bus to see why it wasn't going. Becoming more and more sober by the minute, the turtle was now smart enough to realize that the back wheels were stuck in the mud. It gave the bus one good shove, and it was free. The giant turtle hopped back into the bus and drove off, heading for town.
About twenty minutes later, the turtle stopped the bus in front of a Lil'Champ. It went in and stole all of the beer, storing it in its shell. It got back into the bus and continued driving, stopping only for bathroom breaks, booze, and to occasionly sell booze to an underage child.
You can still see the corpses of the people killed by the Giant Booze Turtle impaled on the rocks of the lake. The turtle continues driving all over the country. If you look hard enough, you will find the turtle, driving a topless, badly dented school bus. Maybe it will sell you some booze. Or maybe it won't. You never know...it may feel the need to throw you over a cliff onto some sharp,pointy rocks on a stormy day.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!
One stormy afternoon, some school children piled onto their bus. They were talking and laughing, and flinging water from umbrellas at each other. Little did they know what was to become of them as they were headed home...
The bus started. The driver eased off of school property and onto the main road, driving cautiously because the road was slick. The sky was getting darker and darker. The rain was coming down harder and harder. It was getting very difficult for the bus driver to see out the windshield. Soon it looked like night.
As the driver continued driving,driving oh so cautiously, things started to feel weird. They had somehow gotten to a rural part of town they did not recognize. "Maybe I took a wrong turn somewhere..." the driver muttered aloud. Suddenly, lightening flashed, revealing a giant turtle in the road! The children and the driver screamed when they saw the strangely creepy sight. The bus rammed straight into the giant turtle's shell. The turtle turned, beer dripping out of its mouth,and stared down at the bus. After a few minutes of this the giant turtle dropped his bottle of booze and began tearing the top off the bus. Everyone in the bus screamed bloody murder as the turtle ripped the top completely off and began to nibble on the metal. The children stared up at the turtle,terrified, while the bus driver tried to start the bus frantically. It started fine, but the back wheels were stuck in mud. The giant turtle, disgusted with the bus top, dropped it to the ground and kicked the bus side, making it topple over. Some of the kids, and the bus driver, fell out of the bus and almost flew over a ledge that dropped straight down into a lake full of needle-sharp rocks. The turtle,who had never seen humans before, picked up the screaming bus driver and bit off his head. After thoughtfully chewing for a few seconds, the turtle decided it had more of a taste for beer, so it threw the now-dead bus driver into the lake. As the turtle watched the headless man smash into the rocks and water below, it slowly began to laugh. It was a slow, crazy,cackle. Soon the turtle had two or three of the children in its hand,throwing them over the edge and watching them become impaled by the rocks with amusement. After about ten minutes of this, the entire bus load was dead.
With no one else to kill, the turtle became bored, and was out of booze. It went to the bus, and examined it. A few minutes later, it hopped in, crushing nearly all of the seats with its massive shell. The giant turtle somehow figured out how to start the bus, but it wouldn't move. Getting very frustrated, for it needed its booze, the turtle climbed back out of the bus and looked around the bus to see why it wasn't going. Becoming more and more sober by the minute, the turtle was now smart enough to realize that the back wheels were stuck in the mud. It gave the bus one good shove, and it was free. The giant turtle hopped back into the bus and drove off, heading for town.
About twenty minutes later, the turtle stopped the bus in front of a Lil'Champ. It went in and stole all of the beer, storing it in its shell. It got back into the bus and continued driving, stopping only for bathroom breaks, booze, and to occasionly sell booze to an underage child.
You can still see the corpses of the people killed by the Giant Booze Turtle impaled on the rocks of the lake. The turtle continues driving all over the country. If you look hard enough, you will find the turtle, driving a topless, badly dented school bus. Maybe it will sell you some booze. Or maybe it won't. You never know...it may feel the need to throw you over a cliff onto some sharp,pointy rocks on a stormy day.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!