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By me, Sister Weird
I don't own anything except the mess in my room, don't sue me, it's a waste of a lawyers bill.
A.N.: Sorry about the pervious format, on my disk I hadn't changed it to a web document, and I forgot it would look like that when I posted it. I tried to fix it, so hope you like the new format, and that it's easier to read now.
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"Come on Amelia, hurry up." Our red headed heroine calls back to her friend. Amelia for her part, is lagging at the back of the group absently composing justice speeches, and practicing them on the local wild life. Snapped out of her happy little delusion that anybody cared, and realizes that she's far behind every one else.
"Coming Miss Lina." She calls out scurrying to catch up to the others. "Geez, Amelia what took you? At this rate we'll never get to the next town." Lina told her.
"Sorry, where are we going anyway?" She asks. To Gelmsdon it has a sorcery festival; there are first class accommodations to all the registered participants, and 100,000 gold for the winner. All we have to do is pass the contestants additions, and sign a waver that says if we're maimed or killed we, or our families won't sue." Lina tells them.
Amelia raises her hand timidly. "But Miss Lina…"
"Royalty exempt of course." She finishes knowing that waver was something Prince Phil would not like that one little bit.
"I have no desire to risk my life and stop my search, just to fatten your purse." Zel told her flatly.
"But that's the beauty of it, there will be tons of sorcerers specializing in healing and reversing curses. Plus, they have really great coffee." The small sorceress wheedled.
"Count me in." Zel told her. 'The things I did for coffee.' He thought shaking his head.
"Good. Now lets go." She says, running ahead.
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Later at the town… Zap, another one bites the dust. "Is that the best you can throw at me? Come on, I've faced country bandits tougher than you." Lina taunted her opponent, though it was true. Her opponent, an "acclaimed" magic user, waved a white flag of surrender from his place on the floor, spreading ashes everywhere.
"The winner Lina Inverse." The ref stated the contest official congratulated her handing her a waver form. Lina sat down filling it out and waiting for her friends to win their auditions.
Name: Lina Inverse
Age: 17
Sex: Female
D.O.B: October 28
P.O.B: Zelfila
Blood Type: A, B-
Scariest relative: Sister Luna Inverse
Preferred Magic Types: Black, Shaman specialty fire.
Allergies: Peanuts, Kemicies leaves.
I am entering this contest of my own free will and am aware of the dangers: Yes [x] No[ ]
This prohibits you or your family from suing in the event of your death, Agree: Yes [x] No[ ]
*The previous statement is void if you are royalty. Are you royalty: Yes[ ] No.[x]
There all Finished. Lina thought holding it out to the man collecting them. "Who did you guys put down as your scariest relative?" Lina asks the other people in her group.
"Oh I put down my uncle Jack." Goury tells her. The other two just shrug. They go to the hotel they've been assigned and cheek in. The rooms where huge with a king sized bed, book cases, a bell pull and a dressing table.
"Cool." Lina said to her self as she spun falling on to the bed. "I could get used to this." She unpacked her stuff before joining the others.
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"Mmm, tomorrow we get to start the events, mmm, what do you think the first one will be?" Lina asks as she chomps down on a chicken leg.
"Oh, probably the weapons tournament, will be first then some kind of intermission pass time for the crowd, before the next event." Zel speculates.
"Yeah that sounds about right." Lina agreed grabbing another chicken wing. For once there was so much food that Lina and Goury didn't have to fight over it. "Goury that was my hot roll!" Well, almost.
"So what classifications did they give you guys?" Lina asks wondering if they would have events at the same time.
"I'm in white/shamanistic class 6/R." Amelia said remembering what the judge had told her.
"What does the R stand for?" Goury asked. "It means she's a member of royalty, you goof. There are 5 class types: R, N, E, A, and S. Understand?" Lina asks him.
"Yeah, I'm in class … Fighting with magical weapons 4/A, but what do they stand for?" Goury asks Lina after remembering his own letter class.
"It's simple Goury. R= royal, they try to keep the royals out of the more dangerous competition so there's less chance of them being killed. N= normal, they have average skills. E=expendable, less than average skills, they get fried if not killed. A= advanced, that's you Goury; they have advanced skills and talents in there areas. And S= supreme, highest level of skills. The numbers are from 1-10 number 1 being best and 10 being weakest." Lina explained to the thick blond.
"How 'bout you Zel?" Goury asked.
"Magical Creatures/Magic users 4/A and Fighting with magical weapon 5/A." Zel told them sipping his coffee, Lina was right; they did have great coffee here.
"And you Miss Lina?" Amelia asked.
"I haven't cheeked yet." Lina shrugs.
"Why not Lina, afraid they gave you 10/E?" Zel teases smugly. Lina shrugs again and opens hers.
"Ok I got Extremely Destructive Magic Users 3/S." She read out, it took her a minute to register the 3. "3 Who do they think I am, 3, so I'm 3rd am I, well they haven't seen anything yet." Every one face faulted.
"Lina I think that it will change tomorrow, so don't worry about it." Goury told her.
"Fine." Lina finished eating and went to bed.
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