Narrator: It was about a month after the bad guys were defeated and good prevailed, and Obi-Wan was with his new padawan, Anakin, at the Jedi temple for the first time.

Anakin: WEEEE woooow this Jedi temple is so Wizard, Obi!

Obi-Wan: -_- stop calling me Obi, young one. You are to address me as Master.

Anakin: Okay, okay. Hey Obi, I miss Padmé. *puppydog eyes* can we go visit her?!?!?!

Obi-Wan: *looks sad* I miss Sabé. *sob sob*

Anakin: O_O Master likes a girl!!!! YOOOOOOOODA!!!!

Obi-Wan: *slaps Anakin* shut up or I'll throw you out a window!!! *looks sad again* I really wish I could see Sabé. she made my life so much sweeter and better, and I always felt all warm inside when I was with her.

Anakin *yawn* boooooring.

Obi-Wan: *sob* I REALLY DO MISS HER!!!

Anakin: o_O uhh Master you're acting worse than me! Whoa!

Obi-Wan: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE BRAT!!! *picks Anakin up by his hair and starts to pace*... argh, I can't think of anything but Sabé now. maybe I need to change something. yes, that's it! I should change my lifestyle to forget the pain in my heart!

Anakin: But Master, you're a Jedi!! Owww let go of my hair!

Obi-Wan: HAIR! That's it!! Let's go the the beauty parlor, Anakin!

Anakin: O_O ......

***two hours later***

Obi-Wan: How do you like it, Master Yoda?

Yoda: o_O great changes I see in you, Obi-Wan. your hair, it is green, mmm?

Obi-Wan: I wanted something different and NEW! ^_^

Anakin: *rolls eyes*

Yoda: Like it I do not. Reminds me of myself, it does.

Obi-Wan: You don't like it?!

Yoda: Wash it out, you will, mmm?

Obi-Wan: -_- yes, Master.

*Yoda walks away*

Anakin: What are you gonna do now, Obi?

Obi-Wan: I miss Sabé!!!! Waaaaaaaaah!!!!!

Anakin: Gee master, could you keep it down? You sound like a frog singing opera!

Obi-Wan: ... MUSIC!!!! I'm going to take singing lessons!!!!

Anakin: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

***several days later***

Obi-Wan: COME WHAT MAAAAAAAAY!!!!!

Anakin: *covering ears* SOMEONE SAVE ME!!!!

Mace Windu: Obi-Wan!!

Obi-Wan: AAAAAAAY-... oh hello Master!

Mace Windu: We cannot take anymore of this singing. You've been singing the SAME SONG for several hours straight. everyone is complaining of headaches.

Obi-Wan: . guuuuuuuuuurg!!!!

*Mace walks away*

Anakin: Master, I sure hope you're gonna stop all this. I'm so booooooored!

Obi-Wan: I suppose you're right. *sob* but I still miss Sabé!!!!! I think I love her.

Anakin: *sarcasm* Yeah, and I'm growing a beard.

Obi-Wan: !!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S IT!!!!! I NEED TO GROW A BEARD!!!!!

Anakin: O_O but all your fangirls will think you're nasty!

Obi-Wan: ^_^ Sabé won't!!!!

Anakin: Whatever.

Obi-Wan: A beard. yes. a beard!!

Narrator: ......And the rest is furry, fuzzy, bush-like history!