I think a lot of people are expecting to see something of GojyoXHakkai going on in this part. I'm sorry to disappoint you, but in this episode, things have to take on a new turn. You'll see. D

*Note* Yah. . . Thankyou for everyone who reviewed my fic so far! I love you all! Despite me being a foe against V-day, this gives me a chance to be in the role of Confused Cupid to destroy lovers! Ahaha! Well, I really just want to be closer to the Saiyuki character's too. . . it's one of the other excuses XD

*Disclaimer* Saiyuki not mine. . . yah. . .

Chaotic Valentines Part 5

~By Meiko-chan

Now Confused Cupid decided to take a short break to figure out a change of plans, since things didn't seem to be going the way they were supposed to be. He ended up going down into Hade's Underworld, where he was given a position to watch over the poor suicidal love fools of the world. The place was dark and sinister, yet demons and devils pranced about the place while C.C paced back and forth himself in front of his black and red throne of death.

For a moment, he stopped dead in his tracks to stare down at his fangirls knelt before him that had assisted him back to the Underworld. He narrowed his double coloured eyes at them while going into a child tantrum.

"Fangirls! I was hoping that the monkey, Son Goku, would have been put to misery! I was hoping that my arrow of confusion would strike at Sanzo and make him aggressive towards Goku, causing Goku to fear Sanzo's lust filled desires but no! That did not happen at all! My plans have been ruined! Goku was struck with the arrow and his lust and desires were completed by Sanzo fulfilling them in his drunkenness! Argh!!!" Confused Cupid yanked at his hair, pulling and tugging.

One of the fangirls, who didn't look any different from the one next to her, lifted her head up and grinned widely at him.

"Master Confused Cupid, you are a god."

"A Demi-God if you must consider! Say is right!"

The fangirl quivered almost in fear but cleared her throat.

"Master Confused Cupid, you are a 'Demi'-god and plan on destroying Son Goku, the monkey sage, to his uttermost degraded form of being? I would have suspected he would be more dominant in this act they committed, yet it was still Sanzo that had taken the lead. Why are you so angry? Is it because you have fallen in love with Sanzo?" Confused Cupid fumed at her as his wings folded up to rest against his back. He straightened his back out and glared deeply down into the girls eyes.

"My fangirl, you were only created as triplets. Though you may also be considered the three witches of fate, I don't think you could do anything else than to assist my plans to be carried out. I plan on destroying the Sanzo-ikkou's relationships so that they are to become more in tune with us, the gods of the Greeks and Romans, the Trojans and the Mycenaean's! They are to come to an understanding that we are far more superior and far more vast in the society of ever growing culture!"

Confused Cupid let out a startling laugh, but the fangirl just snorted softly and grinned largely yet.

"If you want Sanzo, because of his priesthood, you have got it hard. Sanzo is one of the hardest one's to get rid of, as well as the other three. Their ties of destiny are not fated with us." Confused Cupid, upon hearing this went even more so melodramatic as he fell down upon his knees and let out a loud cry.

"But I love him! I cannot bear to be without him!" One of the other fangirls, at that very moment, coughed under her breath and spoke.

"You aren't with him right now and are bearing the loneliness of your plans." Confused Cupid, although he was sobbing loudly, heard this and looked at her with another death glare and pointed at her.

"You! You can take away that bitch and that bastard of a Gojyo! Do whatever you want with him! I'm sure you can enjoy being with him! I offer you three a part of the Sanzo-ikkou, I just need your respect and help to gain Sanzo's affection and love!"

[A.N. Although we know he's not going to succeed . . . or is he? D]

Now the fangirl from previous stood up from her spot and walked up the several steps up to the pedestal like area where C.C firmly stood his ground. She narrowed her eyes back at him and raised a hand to slap our god of chaos and love across the cheek.

"You bastard, selfish little bastard! You're the bitch! Do you not see what you are doing!? These people will not be easily manipulated!"

C.C growled at being slapped. His perfect, beautiful face had just been slapped!?

"How could you manipulate my face like that!? You have destroyed my beauty!" He lashed out his own bitch slap at the fangirl, who held her cheek and looked at him all shocked like.

"How dare you slap me!? You think you'll get respect from us by treating me like this? You weren't beautiful in the first place!" She slapped him herself again.

Now Confused Cupid is a selfish being. He thinks for himself and tries to please those around himself. He's a confused thing. He doesn't know if he really is pleasing those around him or not. He doesn't really care, for he doesn't think it must have been the right thing, and at this moment he didn't think it was wrong to slap his fangirl like that.

Confused Cupid let out a loud and quite dramatic gasp as he heard that exclamation from the fangirl. He humphed and turned away from her, waving his hand at her in dismissal.

"Well I hope you're happy, Misses fangirl number 1!" In the most sarcastic tones ever used. . . think of the Genie saying that in Aladdin.

The fangirl snorted out at C.C again and was just about to clench her fingers over his slender neck when he turned around to glare at her in mid action.

She grinned pathetically once again and backed off from him, cowering before the steps and up at him in a kowtow.

C.C finally stepped back and fell into his throne to rub his temples in a show that he was having a headache. He let out a heavy sigh and looked down upon the fangirls.

"Fangirls! You may have a choice of the three Sanzo-ikkou members, besides Sanzo! Got that?"

The three fangirls now nodded respectfully.

"Yes master!"

"Good. . . and for myself. . . I shall have Sanzo at no obligation, with the aid of a potion that shall be brought to me from Aphrodite! Fangirl 1! Go get the potion for me! We will make sure my luring of Sanzo is successful. In the meantime, plan 2 has to go into action and cause a dispute between our star crossed lovers, Hakkai and Gojyo! Wuahahahahaha!!!"

Hence forward, we will leave Confused Cupid where he is at and continue on our journey of Valentines evening with the Sanzo-ikkou, who are still left in utter confusion of who Confused Cupid really is.
~End Part 5
That was pretty much better than I expected. . . hehehe, r&r! Happy Valentine's Day everyone! Although I'm not a big fan of that holiday, I hope everyone has it safe and easy! And hopefully, Confused Cupid doesn't come after you! For those of you who requested a picture and I haven't sent, please do leave an email address so I can properly send it to you! I can't hunt you down you know! ~_~ It's difficult. . . yah. . .