Disclaimer: I do not own magic Knight Rayearth, or Yugioh...

Author's notes: Sorry for the lack of update. Schoolwork's a big thing, now that I have some stuff subjects. It's hard to keep good grades, you know!

Yami: Whatever...

Bakrua: I don't want to be here...
Ch 13 Eterna. or if you prefer. Yami B. and Seto's Weirdo fountain of Eterna

Alcione was panting hard on the floor; the battle between the Magic Knights had prooved that those five had what it took to become true Magic Knights. Alcione slowly crawled into the room where Zagato stood, looking down at her like a worthless slave.

"Lord Zagato," Alcione began, "I'm sorry. I didn't realize the Magic knights were so strong, I just let my guard down." She used all the rest of strength to stand up, holding onto Zagato for support. "Next Time, I will win, Lord Zagato," Alcione wrapped her arms around the priest, "My Beloved Zagato."

"Enough," Zagato's cold steel voice ring. Just then Alcione's body begin to dissolve into the air. She tightened her grip on Zagato, but her strength failed her.

"Help Zagato!" Alcione said as she tried to reach up and touch Zagato's face. "Save me!" Soon her whole body dissolved completely into the air and vanished.

"What a wuss," a voice commented behind the waterfall.

"Losing to those little boys," another voice said.

"So the magic knights are fighting for Cephiro, just like the legend says." another voice said, reminding everyone.

'Hey Zagato!" a little girl's voice called out. Zagato turned. A rock moved out of the Water fall and revealed a small little girl in white and pink costume. Bright pink coloured jewels were lined neatly on a golden belt that wrapped around the little girl's shoulder, supporting the baggy costume as well. She also had a big puffy pink hat. "Let me go! I want to play with them!" She said in excitement.

"Very well," Zagato grinned at the playful little girl, "Artina."

"Bye Bye!" Artina said as she giggled.
Yami jumped up to avoid the attack of the monster; he swung his sword with skills and slashed the monster in half.

"Are these monsters really just projections of fear?" Seto asked, panting. The gang had already killed up to 30 monsters on their way to Eterna.

"They feel solid when you hit them," Yugi stated, "Boy, am I tired."

"Pu Pu!" Mokona pointed to a clearing in front of them. It was hanging on Bakura's back all along.

"Mokona says it's just ahead!" Bakura translated and pointed at the same clearing that Mokona pointed to. The gang got back up to their feet and started to run. The gang suddenly came to a halt and sweat dropped. All they saw was a flat looking bush that looked a lot like a table.

"Hold on." Yami Bakura began, narrowing his eyes, "Where's the spring?"

'There's no water here," Seto said.

"Pu Pu!" Mokona said as it jumped up and down in excitement. Obviously it was really proud of what it just did.

"MOKONA!" Seto and Yami Bakura screamed into Mokona's face, which just jumped back to Bakura with that care free smile. Yami and Yugi slapped their foreheads and sighed heavily.

"Look." Seto said, regaining his calm, "sure, you helped us fight that bitch."

"Without Mokona, Clef wouldn't be able to teach you magic." Bakura stated from behind, still holding Mokona.

"BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT!" Seto screamed again. "We've decided to fight! So we have to go to the Fountain of Eterna! Not to some open field!" Seto exclaimed. "We're not here to take a stroll in the park!"

"This would be a perfect place for a picnic though." Yugi stated as he patted the flat bush.

"There's no spring here!" Yami Bakura shouted form behind.

"Huh?" Bakura looked straight ahead. Eyes widen like a little boys who's confused.

"What's wrong Bakura?" Yami asked.

"What's that line?" Bakura asked.

"Line?" Seto repeated, confused also. Yami Bakura walked up to the line and pointed to it.

"It's a line." Yami Bakura said as he 'looked' at the line. Suddenly a sign appeared out of no where saying, "Clearly, just a line."

"What IS this?" Seto asked as he touched the line. 'And why's there a sign there?"

'I don't know about the line, but I know that the sign was created by the authoress." Yami stated. Just then, Mokona jumped off Bakura and ran to the cliff.

"Wait, Mokona!" Bakura said and then started to follow the little bouncing white fur ball.

'So why is a line just hanging there? And when is that sign going to go away?" Seto asked, with a huge sweat drop on his head. "Well, the sign won't go away until the authoress tells it to go, and I have no clue why there's a line there." Yami stated.

"Well, one thing's for sure, Cephiro's a really weird place. and I use to think the Shadow realm was freaky." Yami Bakura stated. (SR; Yami Bakura is really out of character here..)

"I don't care if it's bizarre! Where's that fountain of Eterna?" Seto screamed.

"Ah!" Bakura's voice was heard from behind. The boys looked back to see Bakura on top of a little cliff, hands on his opened mouth.

"What's wrong Bakura?" Yugi shouted.

"Hurry guys! Come see this!" Bakura shouted back. The other four boys climbed up the cliff that Bakura was. Their mouths dropped when they looked down.

"A SPRING?!" Seto, Yami Bakura, and Yami shouted together. The two light covered their ears. 'IS THIS THE FOUNTAIN OF ETERNA?!"

"But it wasn't there a minute ago!" Yugi said. Bakura jumped down from the cliff and ran to the flat bush. The line was still there.

"It's that line!" Bakura stated. 'If you look from the side, it just looks like a line. It's a two-dimensional spring!" The other four boys jumped down from the cliff and walked to Bakura. Mokona happily jumped back into Bakura's arms.

"Where's the Excude in this spring then?" Seto asked.

"There's just the spring. I can't see anything that looks like a mineral," Yami Bakura stated as he look around.

"Maybe it's in here?" Yugi said as he pointed to the line.

"WHAT?!" Seto shouted again. "This is too much. this is worst than a tough day at Kaiba Corp." Little rubber duckies then started to spin around Seto's head.

"Cephiro is such a bizarre place," Yugi stated to his darker side.

'IT'S MORE THAN BIZARRE!" Seto and the two Yamis shouted.

"WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BRING BACK THE LEGENDARY MINERAL EXCUDE FROM THIS. WEIRDO FOUNTIAN OF ETERNA!" Yami Bakura shouted into the air.

'FROM THIS LINE!" Seto finished for him.

'It's not the 'Weirdo fountain'. It's the 'Legendary fountain',' Yugi stated.

"For a spring that looks like a line, 'The Weirdo Fountain of Eterna' works just fine!" Seto shouted into the air.

"That's it!" Yami Bakura said and pointed to the Fountain of eternal, "This is going to be called the Weirdo Fountain of Eterna!"

"But Yami Bakura, the people of Cephiro won't be pleased to know you changed its name," Yugi stated at the angry and dangerous dark.

"Hey!" Bakura shouted as Mokona jumped out of his arms and into the Fountain of Eterna.

"It's gone!" Yugi said.

"Mokona!" Bakura shouted into the fountain. But not a sound was heard.

"The Fountain does seem to be in here," Yugi stated after observing the line.

"But how deep is it? And how will we breath under water?" Yami asked.

"Well," Yugi started, "We won't know until we go in." He laughed afterwards.

"YUGI!" Seto and Yami Bakura shouted at Yugi's joke.

"I'm going in," Bakura said.

"What?" Yami Bakura asked his light to repeat what he just said.

"Mokona is telling us that the Legendary Mineral Escude is in there." Bakura stated. "I've decided to become a Magic Knight. So I have to get some Escude."

"You're right," Yugi said.

"Let's go then," Seto said, regaining his coolness.

"I gotta go where ever Yugi goes," Yami said.

"And the same for me," Yami Bakura pointed out

"I don't know what's going to happen," But if we're all together in this, we can handle it!" Bakura said surely.

"Let's do it!" The five boys said in union. They climbed back up the cliff that they were just at. They gulped. After all it WAS pretty high from there, and they didn't know how deep it was.

"On three?" Bakura asked. The others nodded.

"One. two. three!" The five jumped off the cliff and dived into the Fountain of Eterna. As soon as they were inside, the water made it impossible to breath and it seemed to be a bottomless fountain. Out of the blue, the water opened up and pulled the five boys away from each other.

Yugi's POV

I don't' know how long I've been blacked out for, but when I woke up, the others were no where in site.

"Yami!" I shouted. But it just echoed back. Suddenly, I heard footsteps heading toward me. A turned around a saw a pair of eyes glowing in the darkness. "What the." I conjured my sword out of the glove jewel and got into battle position. Just then, the figure got closer and came into view. I gasped. I stood there, staring at the figure.

"Grandpa."

Yami's POV

Finally I got my consciousness back. The last thing I remember was we all jumped into the fountain of Eterna and got separated. Wait, if we were still in the fountain, how come I can breathe? I looked at my surroundings. It was just dark, kind of like the Shadow Realm. Suddenly I heard footstep coming toward me. I summoned my sword out. The figure stopped in front of me. I sighed in relief, it was only Yugi.

Seto's POV

I've been running for a very long time, and the surrounding was still the same. Damn it, if we hadn't got separated, we wouldn't be in this situation. Suddenly, someone walked up to me from behind. I react quickly enough and got into battle position, with my rapier in my hand. A small figure came into my view. I dropped my hand down.

"Mokuba?"

Yami Bakura's POV

Damn it, now what's going on? I mean being here in Cephiro was really weird. I hadn't even thought of stealing the Sennen puzzle since then. Oh RA! What was going on in my head? Especially toward that girl Feria. Gr! I can't get her off my mind. I stood up and looked around. The surrounding looked a lot like the shadow realm. Just then, footsteps slowly headed to me from my right. I took out my whip, just in case. I loosen up a bit. It was Bakura, but something was just different.

Bakura's POV

I slowly got up to my feet. I was still dizzy from the separation that just happened. It happened so fast. The surrounding reminded me of that time when my Yami got everyone to the shadow realm back at Duellist Kingdom. I had to be extra careful now that I'm separated from the others. It turned around ad suddenly heard footsteps coming toward me. "Who's there?" I shouted into the darkness as I got my bow and arrow out. The figure came into view and stood in front of my arrow. "Yami?"
SR: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I bet You weren't expecting that!

TG: oO

CW: Tension.

Y. Bakura: What The!

Bakura: ok..

Seto: That's just obvious.

Yami: Yugi you don't care about me ... (sniff sniff)

Yugi: No.. I care about you just as much as I care about grandpa!!!!

Bakura: If you want to blame someone, blame SR.

Yami: SR!!!!!

SR: Like I care.

Yami: (going all red)

TG: It's time for Truth, dare, double dare or promise to repeat.

SR: Oh yeah!!! Here we go!!!!

Truth, dare, double dare, promise to repeat

SR: I just love a good truth, dare, double dare, or promise to repeat.

TG: Yep! ^_^

CW: Let the games begin!

Seto: no.. let's not.

Mokuba: I'll start the game! SR!

SR: Dare!!!!!

Joey: Figures..

Mokuba: I dare you to become Alora for the rest of the show!

SR; OK! That's easy! (A puff of smoke appear and Alora appeared in her little pink dress and two cute little buns)

Alora: ^_^

Mokuba: ^_^

TG: You do know that I created you..

Alora: I know! But I'm the artist!

Presea: My turn! Feria!

Feria; Truth!

Presea: Would you like to spend a night with Y. Bakura without anyone disturbing?

Feria: Yes.. (blush)

Y. Bakura: (Blush)

MAlik: Who knows WHAT will happen right? (elbows y. Bakura and he blushes even more)

Seto: My turn! Anzu!

Anzu: Promise to repeat..

Seto: (smirk) I want .

Anzu: I want.

Seto: Yugi Mutou so bad.

Anzu: (blushes) Yugi Mutou so bad..

Seto: That I want to bed him and.

Anzu: (blushes even more) that I want to bed him and.

Seto: make love with him!

Anzu: make love with him.. There I 'm done... (blushes a very deep red)

Yugi: (blushes as well)

Yami: oO

CW: My turn! Mokuba and Alora together!

Mokuba and Alora: (whisper something) Dare!

CW; I dare you two to kiss each other on the lips again! (smirk)

All: aaaaaaaawwwwwwww....

Mokuba: (blushes)

Mokuba fan girls: (appear out of no where) Awwww..

Alora: (blushes, Turn to Mokuba and kissed him on the lips)

Mokuba: (faints)

Alora; Mokuba!

Seto: (catches his little brother)

TG: That's sooooo cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok my turn! But first I must summon my characters... (a bunch of girls appear behind them)

Crystal: Wha?

Solinde: What do you want TG?

TG: I want you all to play truth, dare, double dare, or promise to repeat.

Solinde: (growl)

TG: Pegasus!

Pegasus: dare!

TG; I dare you to kiss Shadra!

Pegasus: Who's Shadra?

TG; That girl in the black tank top and long white skirt. The one with the really long hair.

Shadra: Kiss me and die! (glare)

Pegasus; You want me to die right?

TG: Maybe.

Pegasus: ok then. (Lightly peck Shadra's cheek)

Shadra: DIE YOU WINGED PONY! (Blast a beam at Pegasus)

Mokuba: (wakes up) What's going on?

Seto: you fainted after Alora kissed you. (smirk)

Mokuba; Well at least I got kissed and you didn't! Ha!

Seto; (growl)

Alora: Don't worry Seto, I got the perfect girl just for you.

Seto: should I trust you?

Alora: Yes!

Seto: Ok then.

Alora; SOLINDE! SETO SAID THAT HE GOT THE HOTS FOR YOU

Solinde: YOU WLL DIE FOR THAT SETO KAIBA! (grabs her scythe and charged at Seto)

Seto: EKK!(Starts to run away)

Alora: (in a cute innocent voice) Silly Seto!! Tee Hee Hee

TG: Alora, change back to SR again.

Alora: ok! (puff of smoke and SR reappear)

SR: Yes?

TG: SR, I think you should...whisper .whisper..whisper.....

SR: (grins a very evil grin)

Y. Bakura: uh oh.....

YAmi; DO I even want to know..

CW: Yami. That's SR's quote..

Yami: oO

SR: I'll take the challenge!

TG: R and R!!!

SR; R and R. please!!!!! (beg on the floor)