DAYS OF OUR FRIGGEN ANIMORPHS - Episode One
Author's Note: I was crazy when I wrote this, and I'm still crazy. I've returned to my dance roots (don't ask) and hopefully I'll have a #1.
"Oh, Tobias, do you not love me anymore?" she asked. They were standing on the terrace at Cassie's home. Tobias was facing the beautiful sunset and she was standing massaging his back whilst questioning his love.
"I DO love you, it's just that ... it's just that ..." Tobias said uncertainly.
She stopped massaging him and stared at his butt. "It's her isn't it?" she screamed, "It's that bitch, Rachel!"
"No Cassie, it couldn't possible be Rachel. Noooo way, not Rachel. How could you even suggest Rachel? I mean honestly, why would it be Rachel? What a joke! Rachel!? Hahahahahaha! I can't believe you said RACHEL! Rachel? Haha! Good god, that's like the joke of the year. Racheeel!!" Tobias laughed cheerily.
"Then ... then ... who ... what is it?"
"Actually, you were right. It's Rachel."
It looked like Cassie's world had just shattered, she fell to the floor clutching at her weave in hysterical tears. "Oooh! Ooaaoaaoaoaoh!" she moaned.
Tobias had been looking down at her sadly but had gotten irritated when she started moaning, "Shut up, bitch."
Cassie stood up, making sure the crinkles in her Versace dress weren't too much, walked to the door, turned around and said, "Go back to her, Tobias ... she loves you ... she BLAAHDY well loves you!!!" She cried hysterically then ran into the house.
Tobias looked strangely into the sky and the camera focused on him while he said, "Oh my god, what will I do? What will I doooooooo ooooooooh!?!?!?!?!"
In another part of Slutsville, Marco was enjoying a drink with some people at a club called 'La Erection'. In the background, a Louie Vegas dance-remix of "Love at First Sight" was playing in the background.
"... every thing went from wrong to right and the music you were playing really blew my mind ..." Marco sang along while tapping his foot and sitting at the bar ordering a drink.
"What do you have?" he asked.
"We have the Cher Champagne, Madonna alcoholic Milkshake and the world famous Whitney Whiskey," the muscular topless bartender who was wearing a black bowtie and black pants said.
"Don't you have any beer?"
"Yeah, there's the Bette Beverage Beer."
He ordered the Bette Beverage Beer and stood around looking for some chicks. There seemed to be none.
Sex and the City is on tonight, he realised. Thank god I set it to record! He thought to himself.
A guy came up to him said, "Don't you want to dance?"
"No, I don't really like this song." It was P.Diddy and Usher's 'I Need A Girl Part I'.
"It's just an interim to get guys to buy more drinks, notice how the dancefloor is really empty now? A nice song will be on soon, I'm sure." As soon as the guy said that, Madonna's "Die Another Day" came on.
Marco screamed with excitement, "I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE this song!" he screamed.
He ran into the dance floor and the guy followed. There was a blackout in his mind because he woke up the next day ... in someone elses bed ...
IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF "DAYS OF THE FRIGGEN ANIMORPHS" ...
- "You've been having an affair with someone ... who .... WHO DAMMIT!?" Rachel asks Tobias.
- "I didn't know it was a gay club ... Really, I'm NOT GAY!" Marco exclaimed.
Author's Note: I was crazy when I wrote this, and I'm still crazy. I've returned to my dance roots (don't ask) and hopefully I'll have a #1.
"Oh, Tobias, do you not love me anymore?" she asked. They were standing on the terrace at Cassie's home. Tobias was facing the beautiful sunset and she was standing massaging his back whilst questioning his love.
"I DO love you, it's just that ... it's just that ..." Tobias said uncertainly.
She stopped massaging him and stared at his butt. "It's her isn't it?" she screamed, "It's that bitch, Rachel!"
"No Cassie, it couldn't possible be Rachel. Noooo way, not Rachel. How could you even suggest Rachel? I mean honestly, why would it be Rachel? What a joke! Rachel!? Hahahahahaha! I can't believe you said RACHEL! Rachel? Haha! Good god, that's like the joke of the year. Racheeel!!" Tobias laughed cheerily.
"Then ... then ... who ... what is it?"
"Actually, you were right. It's Rachel."
It looked like Cassie's world had just shattered, she fell to the floor clutching at her weave in hysterical tears. "Oooh! Ooaaoaaoaoaoh!" she moaned.
Tobias had been looking down at her sadly but had gotten irritated when she started moaning, "Shut up, bitch."
Cassie stood up, making sure the crinkles in her Versace dress weren't too much, walked to the door, turned around and said, "Go back to her, Tobias ... she loves you ... she BLAAHDY well loves you!!!" She cried hysterically then ran into the house.
Tobias looked strangely into the sky and the camera focused on him while he said, "Oh my god, what will I do? What will I doooooooo ooooooooh!?!?!?!?!"
In another part of Slutsville, Marco was enjoying a drink with some people at a club called 'La Erection'. In the background, a Louie Vegas dance-remix of "Love at First Sight" was playing in the background.
"... every thing went from wrong to right and the music you were playing really blew my mind ..." Marco sang along while tapping his foot and sitting at the bar ordering a drink.
"What do you have?" he asked.
"We have the Cher Champagne, Madonna alcoholic Milkshake and the world famous Whitney Whiskey," the muscular topless bartender who was wearing a black bowtie and black pants said.
"Don't you have any beer?"
"Yeah, there's the Bette Beverage Beer."
He ordered the Bette Beverage Beer and stood around looking for some chicks. There seemed to be none.
Sex and the City is on tonight, he realised. Thank god I set it to record! He thought to himself.
A guy came up to him said, "Don't you want to dance?"
"No, I don't really like this song." It was P.Diddy and Usher's 'I Need A Girl Part I'.
"It's just an interim to get guys to buy more drinks, notice how the dancefloor is really empty now? A nice song will be on soon, I'm sure." As soon as the guy said that, Madonna's "Die Another Day" came on.
Marco screamed with excitement, "I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE this song!" he screamed.
He ran into the dance floor and the guy followed. There was a blackout in his mind because he woke up the next day ... in someone elses bed ...
IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF "DAYS OF THE FRIGGEN ANIMORPHS" ...
- "You've been having an affair with someone ... who .... WHO DAMMIT!?" Rachel asks Tobias.
- "I didn't know it was a gay club ... Really, I'm NOT GAY!" Marco exclaimed.