Last Week on "Days of Our Friggen Animorphs":
Marco got up to some Hanky Panky with Georgio the italian Spaniard and Delisa the very VERY manly woman ....
DAYS OF OUR FRIGGEN ANIMORPHS - Episode Two
Marco and Jake were discussing Marco's activities the night before at Jake's house while Jake baked some Smiley cookies.
"So you're saying you went to a gay club last night?" Jake asked as he put up the temperature on the oven.
"I didn't know it was a GAY CLUB!" Marco exlcaimed, "Really, I'm not gay!"
"I didn't say you were gay, Marco," Jake replied soothingly as he stirred the vannilla topping in a bowl, "I'm just saying ... didn't you think it was a bit strange ... a club called 'La Erection'? I mean, honestly, don't they know 'erection' is 'construction' in French, and even if, it's a MALE term!"
"That's not really the point, Jake," Marco said.
"Then what is the point?"
"Don't tell anyone ... but ... I woke up with two guys, well, one guy and one transvestite. But I woke up with two guys ... I'm worried I'm not ... I'm not as masculine as one might say ..."
"Oh, Marco," Jake said while lifting his purse, getting a card out of it and handing it to Marco, "My Psychiatrist says that a man can be a bit feminine and not necessarily gay, I mean look at me! I used to play basketball, but that wasn't the REAL me! I love to bake, it's my life calling, it's WHO I AM!!!!!!!" Jake screamed at the ceiling while pulling at is his apron with the pink hearts on it, "Why don't you try him? He's absolutely brilliant in our 'bed councelling'." Jake said while chopping up some Sugar Sticks.
Maybe I will try him, Marco said to himself, maybe I will ... "Just don't tell anyone ... NOT A SINGLE SOUL ... my life depends on it ..."
At the barn, an Animorphs meeting was taking place. "Firstly," Jake said, "I'd like you all to excuse Marco. He's gone to see a psychiatrist regarding the fact that he woke up with to guys in his bed. But don't tell anyone."
No one seemed to be shocked, infact there was a slightly bored air about the room. Tobias and Cassie were staring dreamily into each others eyes while Rachel eyed them suspiciusly. Ax wasn't there, he had mysteriously dissapeared three weeks before, claiming to have fallen in love with a German prostitute.
Suddenly, Rachel broke the air. Eew, not that way. "Are you two having an affair?" Rachel demanded.
Tobias suddenly looked frozen, Cassie put clasped her hand on her mouth and Jake screamed.
"Now, now, what would make you ever think that?" Jake said, "I'm in a steady relationship with Cassie. Why would you ever think of ... unfaithfullness? Besides, I'm not gay, Marco is!"
"I'm not talking about you and Marco, I'm talking about Cassie and Tobias!" Jake gave a heavy sigh of relief but then pricked his head up again.
"Tobias and Cassie?" Jake said doubtfully, "I don't know if you noticed, Rachel, but Tobias is a BIRD. I mean, I don't mean to be conceited, but I'm sure Cassie wouldn't go for TOBIAS when she had me ..." he laughed.
"So are you having an affair?" Rachel asked, "ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR!?!?!?"
The camera zoomed in on Cassie and Tobias' faces as they quivered with fear.
"ARE YOU HAVING A BLOODY WELL AFFAIR!?!?!?" Rachel demanded again.
NEXT WEEK -
- "Are you having an affair, Tobias, are you ...?" Rachel asked, almost in tears.
- Everyone gasped, Ax was holding onto Kylie Minogue of Neighbours fame's arm yelling, I'm BAAAAAAAACK!
A/N: One thing I hate about soapies is the cliff-hangers. But hey, if I wanted this to be a REAL soap, then I'd have to use that whole 'ask a question, zoom camera, ask again, then CUT' thing. Ah ... I never knew how much pleasure the scriptwriter's get out of their job ...
Marco got up to some Hanky Panky with Georgio the italian Spaniard and Delisa the very VERY manly woman ....
DAYS OF OUR FRIGGEN ANIMORPHS - Episode Two
Marco and Jake were discussing Marco's activities the night before at Jake's house while Jake baked some Smiley cookies.
"So you're saying you went to a gay club last night?" Jake asked as he put up the temperature on the oven.
"I didn't know it was a GAY CLUB!" Marco exlcaimed, "Really, I'm not gay!"
"I didn't say you were gay, Marco," Jake replied soothingly as he stirred the vannilla topping in a bowl, "I'm just saying ... didn't you think it was a bit strange ... a club called 'La Erection'? I mean, honestly, don't they know 'erection' is 'construction' in French, and even if, it's a MALE term!"
"That's not really the point, Jake," Marco said.
"Then what is the point?"
"Don't tell anyone ... but ... I woke up with two guys, well, one guy and one transvestite. But I woke up with two guys ... I'm worried I'm not ... I'm not as masculine as one might say ..."
"Oh, Marco," Jake said while lifting his purse, getting a card out of it and handing it to Marco, "My Psychiatrist says that a man can be a bit feminine and not necessarily gay, I mean look at me! I used to play basketball, but that wasn't the REAL me! I love to bake, it's my life calling, it's WHO I AM!!!!!!!" Jake screamed at the ceiling while pulling at is his apron with the pink hearts on it, "Why don't you try him? He's absolutely brilliant in our 'bed councelling'." Jake said while chopping up some Sugar Sticks.
Maybe I will try him, Marco said to himself, maybe I will ... "Just don't tell anyone ... NOT A SINGLE SOUL ... my life depends on it ..."
At the barn, an Animorphs meeting was taking place. "Firstly," Jake said, "I'd like you all to excuse Marco. He's gone to see a psychiatrist regarding the fact that he woke up with to guys in his bed. But don't tell anyone."
No one seemed to be shocked, infact there was a slightly bored air about the room. Tobias and Cassie were staring dreamily into each others eyes while Rachel eyed them suspiciusly. Ax wasn't there, he had mysteriously dissapeared three weeks before, claiming to have fallen in love with a German prostitute.
Suddenly, Rachel broke the air. Eew, not that way. "Are you two having an affair?" Rachel demanded.
Tobias suddenly looked frozen, Cassie put clasped her hand on her mouth and Jake screamed.
"Now, now, what would make you ever think that?" Jake said, "I'm in a steady relationship with Cassie. Why would you ever think of ... unfaithfullness? Besides, I'm not gay, Marco is!"
"I'm not talking about you and Marco, I'm talking about Cassie and Tobias!" Jake gave a heavy sigh of relief but then pricked his head up again.
"Tobias and Cassie?" Jake said doubtfully, "I don't know if you noticed, Rachel, but Tobias is a BIRD. I mean, I don't mean to be conceited, but I'm sure Cassie wouldn't go for TOBIAS when she had me ..." he laughed.
"So are you having an affair?" Rachel asked, "ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR!?!?!?"
The camera zoomed in on Cassie and Tobias' faces as they quivered with fear.
"ARE YOU HAVING A BLOODY WELL AFFAIR!?!?!?" Rachel demanded again.
NEXT WEEK -
- "Are you having an affair, Tobias, are you ...?" Rachel asked, almost in tears.
- Everyone gasped, Ax was holding onto Kylie Minogue of Neighbours fame's arm yelling, I'm BAAAAAAAACK!
A/N: One thing I hate about soapies is the cliff-hangers. But hey, if I wanted this to be a REAL soap, then I'd have to use that whole 'ask a question, zoom camera, ask again, then CUT' thing. Ah ... I never knew how much pleasure the scriptwriter's get out of their job ...