Last Week on DOOFA (hee!)
"So are you having an affair?" Rachel asked, "ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR!?!?!?"
And this week on DOOFA:
"So are you having an affair?" Rachel asked again, "ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR!?!?!?"
The camera zoomed in on Cassie and Tobias' faces as they quivered with fear.
Finally, Tobias spoke, "Oh my god ... Ax? Kylie Minogue?"
Everyone gasped and turned to face the door, Ax was holding onto Kylie Minogue of Neighbours fame's arm yelling, I'm BAAAAAAAACK!
"What are you doing here?" Jake asked looking psychotically at Kylie Minogue.
Aren't I welcome? Ax asked, After all the touring of Europe, I decided ...
"I wasn't talking to you," Jake said, "What are you doing here, Kylie?"
"I'm not Kylie, I'm Danii," She snapped.
"It makes no difference," Jake said sweetly, ushering her in, "Come in and have a cup of tea and cookies. Oooh! I think those are the cookies coming along." Jake sniffed and headed towards the kitchen in the barn (That we have never heard of)
"I asked you a question, Tobias," Rachel said steely, "Now answer me."
Tobias managed to put on a strange pained confused expression and a weird British accent, "Er, I'm fine. And you? Ah well I've got to be going now, toodaloo!" He said as he rushed out into the hustle and bustle of Cassie's farm.
"So what are you doing in Ican'ttellyouwhereville, Danii?" Jake asked her as they sipped tea on a bale of hay.
"How many times do I have to tell you!" She cried, "It's Jennifer!"
"Oh, sorry," Jake said, "So Jennifer. What made you leave THE BLOCK, to visit our lovely Ican'ttellyouwhereville?"
"Well ..." Jennyfromtheblock was interrupted by a loud cry from the other part of the barn.
"What was that?" Jake said as he stood up accidentally dropping his tea onto his groin (and ofcourse, not noticing due to the Soapieness of this).
"A loud cry from the other part of the barn! Duh!" Jenny said.
They rushed to the other part of the barn to find Cassie kneeling over Rachel's dead body with blood on her hands and everywhere else.
"Oh my god," Jake cried clasping his hands to his cheeks, "how will I ever get those stains out?"
"She attacked me ..." Cassie choked, "After ... I told her ... I ... had ... been ... having ... an ... aff...." suddenly Cassie stopped, then changed her tone and said, "Well, she attacked me, I defended myself and here she lies dead."
"Oh well," Jake said turning around, "would you like a cup of tea? You know, killing is strenuous work!"
"You know how I like it, shaken not stirred!" Cassie said, and they giggled together.
There was a ruffle of the wind and Jenny screamed.
"What?"
"Rachel just got up and walked away," Jenny said.
"Huh? Did she leave anything behind?"
"No, but she did tell me to tell you that you wet your pants, Jake."
A/N: Oh mygod! There's a Seriously Killed walking around Ican'ttellyouwhere I live. And I bet you can't wait to find out just who JENNYFROMTHEBLOCK really is!
"So are you having an affair?" Rachel asked, "ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR!?!?!?"
And this week on DOOFA:
"So are you having an affair?" Rachel asked again, "ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR!?!?!?"
The camera zoomed in on Cassie and Tobias' faces as they quivered with fear.
Finally, Tobias spoke, "Oh my god ... Ax? Kylie Minogue?"
Everyone gasped and turned to face the door, Ax was holding onto Kylie Minogue of Neighbours fame's arm yelling, I'm BAAAAAAAACK!
"What are you doing here?" Jake asked looking psychotically at Kylie Minogue.
Aren't I welcome? Ax asked, After all the touring of Europe, I decided ...
"I wasn't talking to you," Jake said, "What are you doing here, Kylie?"
"I'm not Kylie, I'm Danii," She snapped.
"It makes no difference," Jake said sweetly, ushering her in, "Come in and have a cup of tea and cookies. Oooh! I think those are the cookies coming along." Jake sniffed and headed towards the kitchen in the barn (That we have never heard of)
"I asked you a question, Tobias," Rachel said steely, "Now answer me."
Tobias managed to put on a strange pained confused expression and a weird British accent, "Er, I'm fine. And you? Ah well I've got to be going now, toodaloo!" He said as he rushed out into the hustle and bustle of Cassie's farm.
"So what are you doing in Ican'ttellyouwhereville, Danii?" Jake asked her as they sipped tea on a bale of hay.
"How many times do I have to tell you!" She cried, "It's Jennifer!"
"Oh, sorry," Jake said, "So Jennifer. What made you leave THE BLOCK, to visit our lovely Ican'ttellyouwhereville?"
"Well ..." Jennyfromtheblock was interrupted by a loud cry from the other part of the barn.
"What was that?" Jake said as he stood up accidentally dropping his tea onto his groin (and ofcourse, not noticing due to the Soapieness of this).
"A loud cry from the other part of the barn! Duh!" Jenny said.
They rushed to the other part of the barn to find Cassie kneeling over Rachel's dead body with blood on her hands and everywhere else.
"Oh my god," Jake cried clasping his hands to his cheeks, "how will I ever get those stains out?"
"She attacked me ..." Cassie choked, "After ... I told her ... I ... had ... been ... having ... an ... aff...." suddenly Cassie stopped, then changed her tone and said, "Well, she attacked me, I defended myself and here she lies dead."
"Oh well," Jake said turning around, "would you like a cup of tea? You know, killing is strenuous work!"
"You know how I like it, shaken not stirred!" Cassie said, and they giggled together.
There was a ruffle of the wind and Jenny screamed.
"What?"
"Rachel just got up and walked away," Jenny said.
"Huh? Did she leave anything behind?"
"No, but she did tell me to tell you that you wet your pants, Jake."
A/N: Oh mygod! There's a Seriously Killed walking around Ican'ttellyouwhere I live. And I bet you can't wait to find out just who JENNYFROMTHEBLOCK really is!