DISCLAIMER: I do not own Disney's Animated Production of Pocahontas or
any of it's songs, characters or anything else that legal type people's
might like to sue me over.
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WARNING!
This parody is EXTREMELY silly, makes little sense and doesn't rhyme correctly at times and the syllable structure tends to be a bit off. My sister and I thought this up when I was about 14 and she 11. It's been a huge inside joke ever since that we share with friends to out do them in weirdness or with people we don't like to make them go away. It's being shared with you today to make you laugh. No more. No less.
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One last thing.
Just to better enhance your reading experience, #1, imagine this to the tune to Disney's Pocahontas' "Just Around the River Bend" and, #2, imagine this sung by an insane homeless woman who pushes a shopping cart filled with various items one might find in a garbage bin. The more insane you imagine her, the better.
And now, with out further ado,
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"Just Around the Trash Bin", to Disney's Pocahontas' "Just Around the River Bend"
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The thing I love about cities is you can't go to the same city twice.
The smells are always changing. Always growing.
But people don't like smelly things that lurk in sewers below
And never dream of ever knowing
.
Just around the trash bin.
Just around the trash bin.
.
I look once more
Just around the trash bin!
Beyond the gore!
Somewhere lush and green.
Don't know what for.
My heart is simply racing there
Just around the trash bin
Just around the trash bin
For me
Calling for me.
.
Trash cans hold such wondrous treasures, and no one takes the time to measure
All the orange peals and broken bottles
And each and every one of them is my dear, true friend
But no one else seems to really like them...
.
Just around the trash bin.
Just around the trash bin...
.
I look once more
Just around the trash bin!
Beyond the gore!
Somewhere lush and green.
Don't know what for.
My heart is simply racing there,
Just around the trash bin.
Just around the trash bin,
For me
Calling for me.
.
I fear that time is growing short for me and my Hershey's wrappers.
The garbage man will be coming on Friday
To take them to their sacred place upon the garbage pile
Where they will remain gods forever....
.
Just around the trash bin.
Just around the trash bin...
.
I look once more
Just around the trash bin!
Beyond the gore!
Somewhere lush and green.
Don't know what for.
My heart is simply racing there
Just around the trash bin,
Just around the trash bin...
.
Should I marry Coco Puffs?
Listen to the wailing bum.
Why are you a wailing bum?
I think he's been drinking rum.
.
Or do you know, trash dispenser?
Just around the trash...
Bin.
.
.
.
.
.
.
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Author's Note: Okay, you can stop with the weird looks. I was at least 14 at the time, for crying out loud! Let it go. Ultimately, this may be the first parody I ever wrote out in full. Anyway, it was a real whim to decide to put this on the internet. I hope you at least chuckled, as it was the point. If you are interested in seeing more song parodies (most relating to the anime persuasion) click my name and check them out. Otherwise, (or in any case,) leave some feedback on your way out. Take care and I recommend picking up an ice pack on your next trip by the freezer for the strain you'll be putting on your neck from all that head shaking.
.
WARNING!
This parody is EXTREMELY silly, makes little sense and doesn't rhyme correctly at times and the syllable structure tends to be a bit off. My sister and I thought this up when I was about 14 and she 11. It's been a huge inside joke ever since that we share with friends to out do them in weirdness or with people we don't like to make them go away. It's being shared with you today to make you laugh. No more. No less.
.
One last thing.
Just to better enhance your reading experience, #1, imagine this to the tune to Disney's Pocahontas' "Just Around the River Bend" and, #2, imagine this sung by an insane homeless woman who pushes a shopping cart filled with various items one might find in a garbage bin. The more insane you imagine her, the better.
And now, with out further ado,
.
"Just Around the Trash Bin", to Disney's Pocahontas' "Just Around the River Bend"
.
The thing I love about cities is you can't go to the same city twice.
The smells are always changing. Always growing.
But people don't like smelly things that lurk in sewers below
And never dream of ever knowing
.
Just around the trash bin.
Just around the trash bin.
.
I look once more
Just around the trash bin!
Beyond the gore!
Somewhere lush and green.
Don't know what for.
My heart is simply racing there
Just around the trash bin
Just around the trash bin
For me
Calling for me.
.
Trash cans hold such wondrous treasures, and no one takes the time to measure
All the orange peals and broken bottles
And each and every one of them is my dear, true friend
But no one else seems to really like them...
.
Just around the trash bin.
Just around the trash bin...
.
I look once more
Just around the trash bin!
Beyond the gore!
Somewhere lush and green.
Don't know what for.
My heart is simply racing there,
Just around the trash bin.
Just around the trash bin,
For me
Calling for me.
.
I fear that time is growing short for me and my Hershey's wrappers.
The garbage man will be coming on Friday
To take them to their sacred place upon the garbage pile
Where they will remain gods forever....
.
Just around the trash bin.
Just around the trash bin...
.
I look once more
Just around the trash bin!
Beyond the gore!
Somewhere lush and green.
Don't know what for.
My heart is simply racing there
Just around the trash bin,
Just around the trash bin...
.
Should I marry Coco Puffs?
Listen to the wailing bum.
Why are you a wailing bum?
I think he's been drinking rum.
.
Or do you know, trash dispenser?
Just around the trash...
Bin.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Author's Note: Okay, you can stop with the weird looks. I was at least 14 at the time, for crying out loud! Let it go. Ultimately, this may be the first parody I ever wrote out in full. Anyway, it was a real whim to decide to put this on the internet. I hope you at least chuckled, as it was the point. If you are interested in seeing more song parodies (most relating to the anime persuasion) click my name and check them out. Otherwise, (or in any case,) leave some feedback on your way out. Take care and I recommend picking up an ice pack on your next trip by the freezer for the strain you'll be putting on your neck from all that head shaking.