X-men: Evolution : "Rogue , the Brotherhood Girl!"

By Ryoken

Legal/copyright: I dont own any of these characters , do you?

Chapter 4: Rogue Rush!

Brotherhood House:

Rogue walked throught the house , trying to find something to do , as she had alredy finishided her homework , and she didnt feel tired at all.

"Guys , anyone wana do something? Ahm so bored!"-Rogue said as she entered the living room.

"Maybe later , i wanna rest a little"-Lance said as he lyed down in the couch , while Todd watched TV.

"How about you , swamp breath?"-Rogue asked , letting her temper arise.

"Sorry yo , but the bosslady has me grounded for the day , cause i slimed her desk"-Todd said as he flipped throught the channels.

"Why did ya did that for?"-Rogue asked.

"She gave me detention for no reason!"-Todd snapped back.

"Todd , you blew up half the chemistry lab , and the teacher quitted!"- Lance retorted.

"You are just mad because Kitty is hanging with the Blue Elf!"- Todd retaliated.

"She does not like that freak over me! Tell him Rogue!"-Lance shouted.

"Ah dunno , Lance , you did almost kill her family!"-Rogue said , in full sarcasm.

"She`s got a point!"·Todd said.

"I need a drink"-Lance muttered , when...

"Did anyone said Drink?"-Pietro screamed as he rushed into the house , carrying an armload of bags.

"Please tell me he didnt went shopping again!-Lance said.

"I did what you told me , i sent Freddy!"-Todd replied.

"Sorry guys , but i needed some help , so i asked Pietro"-Fred said as he entered the house , carrying two full shopping carts in his arms.

"Okay , inventory time!"-Pietro said as he and Fred entered the kitchen.

"Oh , ah gotta see this!"-Rogue said as she followed them.

"And i gotta get new friends"-Lance muttered.

"Dont worry Lance , maybe you could join the X-geeks!"-Todd teased him.

"Maybe i could beat you up!"-Lance snapped.

"Maybe i will go help the guys!"-Todd said as he hopped to the kitchen.

Lance stayed in the couch , and started snoring as he quickly fell asleep.

At the Kitchen.....

Pietro was checking the list , as Fred and Todd took the things out off the bags and carts , all while Rogue looked at the whole scene.

"Okay , shaving cream?"-Pietro asked.

" 20 cans!"-Todd said.

"Didnt Mystique told you to stop making those shaving creams bombs?"-Rogue asked.

"She said at the house , this batch is for school!"-Pietro replied.

"Oh , can you make me one?"-Rogue asked.

"Wich dye?"-Todd asked.

"Green"-Rogue answered.

"For Jean?"-Fred asked.

"Yup"-Rogue replied , with an evil smile on her face.

"Okay , Jolt cola?"-Pietro asked.

"Ten six packs right here!"-Fred replied as he dropped them on the table.

"Didnt Lance told ya to stop buying that?"-Todd asked.

"Hey , its with my money , so Lance cant do a thing about that!"-Pietro snapped.

"I wonder why Pietro drinks this stuff?"-Rogue thought as she grabbed a pack , and took a can , as no one noticed.

"Okay , cereals?"-Pietro asked.

"Got lots em!"-Fred responded.

"Duct tape?"-Pietro asked.

"Four rolls right here!"-Todd responded.

Meanwhile , Rogue was on her third can.....

"Rope?"-Pietro asked....

"Here it is!"-Fred responded.

"Hey , who bought this four bottles of Vodka?"-Todd asked.

"Those are Mystique`s , by the way , did you got her things from the drugstore?"-Fred asked.

"Yeah , here they are!"-Pietro replied as he dropped a full bag of differents drugs and pills.

"Man , this stuff is so good!"-Rogue thought as she sipped her fifth can.

"Okay , hey , theres a pack missing!"-Pietro screamed as he noticed the missing pack of jolt cola.

"You are the only one who drinks that stuff!"-Todd replied.

"Uh , guys?"-Fred said.

"What?"-Todd and Pietro replied at the same time.

"Burrrrrrppppppp!"-Rogue burped as she dropped her can of jolt cola.

"Oh , no"-Todd muttered , as Rogue got up from her chair , her eyes looking at them.

"uh , Rogue you okay?"-Fred asked.

"Ahm Fine! Ah feel like dancing , come on , dance with me!"-Rogue screamed as she started to dance all over the place.

"Dear god , she drank a whole pack!"-Pietro screamed as he noticed the six cans in the floor.

"Ah fell pretty , so pretty ah pity any girl who isnt me today!"-Rogue started singing as she danced all over the kitchen.

"Okay , get the rope!"-Pietro said at Todd and Fred , when....

"Come on , Pietro , dance with me!"-Rogue yelped as she grabbed Pietro by the arm , and started to dance all over the house with him , slamming him against almost every object and wall in the house.

"Guys , help!"-Pietro screamed , as the sounds of destruction filled the house.

"Come on Pietro , we are having a good time!"-Rogue said as she dragged Pietro up the stairs.

"No , hey , that tickles , hey give me back my shirt , no stay back , no noooooooooo!-Pietro screamed , while Fred and Todd heared all the noise from the first floor.

"What the hell is going on?"-Lance said as he waked up.

In that precise moment , Pietro collided with him , as he rolled down the stairs.

"Pietro! What did you do this time!"-Lance screamed.

"Rogue is on a caffeine rush!"-Pietro replied.

"Oh Great , where is she now?"-Lance asked.

" I was able to lock her in her room , but im not sure the door will hold her long enough!"-Pietro explained.

"Okay , we have to wer her down before Mystique arrives , Pietro , Fred , you guys clean this mess while Todd and I try to calm her!"-Lance ordered.

"Hey , im not going in there , yo!"-Todd replied.

"Okay , I`ll do it alone , you wuss!"-Lance said as he went up the stairs.....

Upstairs......

"Uh , Rogue , can i come in?-Lance asked knocked on Rogue`s room

"Okay"-Rogue answered.

Lance opened the door , and found Rogue lying on her bed , under her sheets.

"You okay?"-Lance asked as he sitted next to her.

"Yeah , ahm fine , its just that Quickie was mean to me!"-Rogue said , crying.

"Its okay , dont worry , everything is gonna be okay , is just that Pietro doenst feel good tonight"-Lance said.

He didnt get any response.

"Wait a minute!"-Lance said as he pulled the sheets , and found himself in front of a bunch of clothes.

"BANZAI!"-Rogue screamed as she jumped from the closet she was hiding in , and jumped over Lance.........

"AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!"-Lance screamed.

Downstairs.....

"Did you hear that scream?"-Todd said.

"Man , Lance needs us!"-Pietro said as he zipped upstairs.

"Man , did can get any worse!"-Fred said.

"Uh , i wouldnt say that"-Todd replied as he saw a car parking on the driveway.

In that moment , both Pietro and Lance appeared , in their boxers , running after Rogue , who hold two pairs of pants in her hands.

"Give me my jeans back , you psycho!"-Lance screamed.

"No no , gotta catch me first!"-Rogue screamed in joy , as both teens tried to cath her , colliding with the furniture and each other everytime.

"Okay , what the hell is going on here?"-a voice screamed.

Lance and Pietro stopped dead on their tracks , as they founded themselfs in front of a very large cop , while Todd and Fred stood at his side , pointing at the open door , and at the police car in the front of the house.

"What are you kids doing here?"-The cop asked.

"They were mean with me , all ah wanted was to play!"-Rogue said as she appeared infront of the cop , making an inocent face at him.

"Its okay sweetie , so this is the screamer that woman reported."-the cop said.

"Hey , i was the one screaming!"-Lance defended himself.

"The caller said it was a girls voice"-The cop replied.

"She gave a wedgie and ripped my pants off!"-Lance said.

"She did the same to me!"-Pietro added.

"Right , why dont you wait in the car while i speak a little with these perverts , sweetie?"-The cop told Rogue.

"Okay"-Rogue said , as she walked over to the patrol car.

"She`s lying!"-Lance snapped.

"Yeah right , you two are in your underwear chasing a girl and you want me to believe you?2-The cop said , angrier.

"uh , officer?"-Fred said.

"SHUT UP! You disgust me , trying to take advantage of a helpless girl!"- the cop screamed.

"Helpless? She almost killed us!"-Pietro snapped.

"One more lie like that and im gonna kill you , you freak!"-The cop screamed.

"Yo , officer?"-Todd tried to speak , but....

"SHUT UP YOU LITTLE CREEP! Im gonna take all of you to the station!"-The cop screamed.

"In what?"-Lance asked.

"In my squad car of course.... Hey , WHERE THE HELL IS MY CAR?"-The cop screamed as he noticed his patrol car was gone.

"Thats what we were trying to tell you , that "helpless girl" stole it five minutes ago!"-Pietro said.

"Oh , great , there goes my promotion , hey , is that vodka?"-The cop asked , pointing at the table.

"Yes , suit yourself"-Lance said as the cop walked over to the table.

"Want me to follow her?"-Pietro asked.

"Just leave her alone , let Mystique deal with her!"-Lance screamed , as he sitted next to the cop , and served himself a glass of Vodka.

"See , i told ya she would fit in!"-Todd said to Fred.

"Man, that girl is really something , dont you think?"-Pietro said , smiling.

"Oh , shut up , and get some chips , will ya?"-Lance snapped as they all sited and started to drink with the cop.

The next Morning......

Rogue woke up in the couch of the house , with one hell of a hangover.....

"Mah head , what did happen yesterday?"-Rogue asked.

"Yo guys , she`s up!"-Todd screamed.

"Rogue , what di ya do last night?"-Pietro asked , as he zipped next to her.

"Ah cant remember , mah head feels so dizzy!"-Rogue replied.

"Well , take an aspirin , cause we are late for school!"-Lance said as he grabbed his backpack and exited the house.

"Ahm never , ever going to drink that crap again in mah whole life!-Rogue said as she grabbed her bag and followed the guys outside.

At Bayvile High.......

"This is Principal Darkholme speaking , i know one of you creeps was the wise ass that painted my office red and glued my furniture to the wall , and Ms Jean Grey tells me someone filled her locker with shaving cream , plus the police department wants to know how that police car got into the cafeteria , im not sure who did all this , but i want Lance Alvers , Fred Dukes , Pietro Maximoff and Todd Tolansky in my office , now!"-The lovely voice of Bayville High`s pricipal echoed throught the classes.

Rogue went pale , as he saw the rest of the brotherhood leaving the class , when Pietro stoped infront of her desk , and leaved her a note , before exiting the place.

Rogue opened the note , and readed it....

"Dont worry , we got ya covered , love , your bros!"-The note said.

Rogue just smiled , as she took the note and carefully putte it in her wallet.

Enf of chapter 4......

Okay , read and review , i hope ya liked this one!

Ryoken.