X-men: Evolution : "Rogue , the Brotherhood Girl!"

By Ryoken

Legal/copyright: I dont own any of these characters , do you?

A/N: Dedicated to Rionithis and Lrnd , for their support!

Chapter 5: Cooking Chaos!

Brotherhood House:

"Let`s see , egss , milk , butter..."-Rogue thought as she putted some food products on the table , checking a book at the same time.

"It seems easy enough , im sure the guys will love this!"-Rogue thought , when Mystique entered the kitchen.

"Rogue? I thought you were going out tonight?"-Mystique asked.

"Ahm not. Im gonna cook dinner tonight!"-Rogue answered with a snile , making Mystique suspicious.

"Umh , Why?"-Mystique asked , raising an eyebrow.

"Oh , the guys helped me when those X-jerks were bugging me at school today , so ah thought it would be nice if make the dinner tonigh , complete with ah cake!"-Rogue said , as smoke started to pour from the oven.

"Thats good , im glad you all getting along , well , gotta go , i have a meeting, bye!"-Mystique said as she opened the door , while morphing into her principal persona , and leaved the house in a second.

"Thats weird , i didnt knew she had meeting on saturday`s night!"-Rogue thought ,when she noticed the smoke.

"Mah cake!"-Rogue screamed.

Meanwhile , at the mall......

"Guys! We gotta do something yo!"-Todd screamed as he ran (instead of hopped) towards the bench the rest of the Brotherhood was sitting on.

"Wazzup Todd?"-Fred asked.

"Its Rogue!"-Todd replied.

"Is she in danger?"-Pietro asked inmediatly.

"No , we are!"-Todd said.

"What are you tying to saw , Todd?"-Lance asked.

"Remember she said she had a surprise for us tonight?"-Todd said.

"Yeah , she has tolds us all week about it!"-Pietro said.

"Well , i was at the Bookshop near the school , searching for bugs between the books , when a saw Rogue taking out some books!"-Todd said , hopping around them.

"So?"-Fred asked.

"When she left , i checked the computer , she had just bought three cooking books!"-Todd said , desperate.

"Oh , crap!"-Lance said.

"Whats the problem?"-Pietro asked , puzzled.

"Oh , right , he wasnt here"-Fred said.

"Okay , spill it out!"-Pietro said.

"Well , we used to have a schedule of who cooked each day at the house before you moved in , and lets just say Rogue`s first shoot at it was pretty memorable"-Lance said.

"Whaddaya mean?"-Pietro asked.

"We all ended in the hospital that night , including Mystique!"-Fred said

"Yeah , even Bug-eater here got a class 3 stomach pumping!"-Lance said , pointing at Todd.

"So , Mystique told Rogue we had done something , so we were in charge of cooking since then , it was a mutual agreement!"-Todd finished.

"Come on , im pretty sure you are overreacting!"-Pietro said , laughing.

Meanwhile , at the house.......

"Lets see, making Pizza for dummies , chapter one: The oven and you..."- Rogue read loudly.

Back at the mall.....

"It was awfull! , They made Todd stay a week longer because they founded two unknown diseases on him!"-Lance said.

"Hey!"-Todd snapped.

"Yeah , and four napkins on Fred`s stomach"-Lance said.

"They also founded three cigarettes coils in Lance`s colon!"-Fred said.

Pietro stared at his friends , shocked....

"Mystique almost caught me smoking in her office , dont ask!"-Lance said.

"Lighten up , guys! Maybe she has learned something in Home Economics!"- Pietro said.

Back at the house......

Rogue stared at the table , looking at the bowl in front of her....and at the hole in both the bowl , the table , and the melting kitchen`s floor.

"Maybe i putted too much salt and tabasco on that Chile con carne"-Rogue thought.

Back at the mall..........

"Let me get this straight ; She almost burned down the class making a Gazpacho?"-Pietro asked.

"And then Pryde finished the job with her Smores!"-Todd said.

"I still get fear when i remember the look on Fuzzball when he ate one"- Lance trembled.

"Lance! Dont remind me!"-Fred said as he squashed a garbage can with his hands.

"So , whats the plan?"-Pietro asked.

"Well , we could tell her she sucks at it , and face her wrath..."-Lance said

The whole brotherhood looked at him.

"Or eat whatever she cooked and die"-Lance finished.

"Im with the eating part"-Pietro replied.

"Okay , lets us meet our doom....."-Todd said as the Brotherhood got up and started walking....

At the House (wich is still intact):

"Surprise!"-Rogue said as she recieved the rest of the gang , who entered the place.

"Yay!"-Pietro said

"I made dinner , its a way of thanking you all for covering me!"-Rogue said as she dragged Pietro to the kitchen , as the others followed.

"When the boys entered the place , they founded five pizzas on the table , a big bowl of chile con carne in the middle , and a plate full of ice cream and fruit.

"I cant believe it"-Fred said , his eyes glowing.

"Me neither"-Lance said.

"This is so wicked , yo"-Todd mutered.

"Come on , seat , theres enough for all of us!"-Rogue said as evryone sat at the table , and eated , in what turned to be the best dinner in the boy`s lifes.

Pietro just smiled , even as he was the only one who noticed the boxes and bags in the trash can outside , as he just looked at Rogue , who was smiling and eating , like the rest of the brotherhood.

"Uh , Rogue?"-Lance asked.

"Yeah?"-Rogue answered.

"What is that thing in the blender?"-Lance asked , pointing at the blender , wich seemed to be filled with conffeti.

"Lets just say ah cant cook by the book , okay?"-Rogue said , as they kept eating.

Pietro stared at Rogue , who blinked one eye at him , and smiled.

Pietro smiled back , as they continued to eat , as a family........

End of chapter 5.



Okay , this was my first shot at an "AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW" brotherhood moment , i hope ya liked it!

Ryoken.