X-men: Evolution : "Rogue , the Brotherhood Girl!"
By Ryoken
Legal/copyright: I dont own any of these characters , do you?
Chapter 8: "Rain outside , insanity inside!"
Rogue was standing by the window , looking at the rain , as the storm was already there when she got up....
"Great , Mystique anit here , and we are stuck in the house!"-Rogue thought , as she went back to the living room.
In there , Pietro and Lance were in a staring contest , while fred and Todd played cards... Rogue just walked over and pulled a chair , sitting between Pietro and Lance.
She watched them for a while , when she decided to break the silence....
"Um ,Lance , you do know that Pietro can blink at super speeds , right?"- Rogue asked with a smirk on her face.
In that moment , lance jumped at Pietro , grabbing him by the waist in the exact moment Pietro had used his powers to escape......the result was both teens slamming against a door , wich was made splinters on contact , and both Lance and Pietro rolled down the stairs to the basement.
"Ouchie"-Pietro yelped , while Lance got up , and took off the dust from his hair and clothes.
"Yo! You guys okay?"-Todd said as he landed next to Lance.
"Yeah , you two really had a rough landing"-Rogue said as she steeped downstairs.
"Its okay , we have endured much worse...like that rollerball thing we made last week."-Lance replied.
"Yeah , Mystique blew a casket when she got rammed by Todd , man that was classic!"-Pietro said.
"Yo guys! Check this out!"-Todd screamed , as he brought a big cardboard box with him.
"Oh my god! Its our old "entertainment kit"!"-Pietro said.
"A what?"-Rogue asked , puzzled.
"Its a box of stuff we used whe we were bored...it dint last a week , as Mystique took it away from us after the incident with our first batch of shaving cream bombs"-Lance answered.
"Man , i missed this stuff! Its perfect for today!"-Pietro said as he speeded upstairs , carrying the box in his arms , with Todd following , hoping behind him.
"Oh great , Mystique is gonna go bonkers with this one!"-Lance sighed.
"Come on Lance , at leat it gives us something to do!"-Rogue replied , as both teens went upstairs.
Later....
The whole brotherhood was sitted around the box , looking at it.
"Okay , so what do we do first?"-Rogue asked.
"Lemme choose , lemme choose!"-Todd said , hoping up and down.
"Okay , Toad , pick what ya want!"-Pietro said , as Todd literally jumped into th big cardboard box , only to emerge with a hop , carrying a red notebook in his hand.
"Oh , the prank master 3000! Good one toad!"-Fred said.
"What is that?"-Rogue asked , as Todd hoped to the couch and used his tongue to pick up the phone.
"Is a little book with prank calls we wrote....we use it to torment the x- geeks a little...that untill Mystique took it from us."-Lance explained.
"Still , im pretty sure there was a good reason to stop using it...but i guess it wasnt that important!"-Pietro said as Todd pressed a speed dial button on the phone , while Pietro grabbed the book.
"Ya bozos have their phone on sped dial?"-Rogue asked , making a face.
"Yup , it was Lance`s idea!"-Todd replied , as everyone looked at Lance.
"It will happen!"-Lance yelled.
"Yeah , right , especially after you almost killed her and her family....yeah that really made you her dream guy"-Pietro said making a face.
"Okay , its dialing , its dialing yo!"-Todd screamed in excitment.
"Okay , you know the drill , we see who anwers , and we use one of these answers we have on the book"-Pietro said.
"Hello?"-The voice of Evan came by the end of the phone, wich was in speakerphone.
"Its Daniels!".Tod yelled as he used his hand to cover the reciever.
"Excuse me , this is the haircut police , you are arrested for lameness!"- Pietro said with a straight face.
"Maximoff! I swear , as soon as i find were you live im gonna go and....."
Five minutes later..
".....You hear me! You are dead!"-Evan`s voice sounded over the phone.
"Wow , it seems like you need to expend a little time near mr dictionary , that leanguage isnt nice to use near girls like me!"-Rogue said.
"Oh my god! She was there? Pietro you are dead , dead!"-Evan yelled as he slammed the phone down , while the brotherhood started laughing ther asses off.
"Okay , its time foir our next contestant...."-Rogue said picking the phone , with an evil smirk on her face.
Several prank calls later....
"Okay , let me try this time!"-Lance said , dialing the phone.....
"man , this is so fun! Why did you stopped playing this game?"-Rogue asked.
In that excact moment , the phone got answered...
"Hello? , Hey im looking for Mr...."-Lance said when he got interrupted........by a sound the Brotherhood had heard several times...
"SNIKT!"
"Listen bub , i swear , if you do this one more time , i swear ill drive down there and make a shish kabob with yer asses , you hear?"-The voice of logan echoed throught the house......
"Now i remeber why we stopped playing this game!"-Pietro yelped , turning pale , as he tried to close the phone , only to be stopped by Rogue.
"Sorry , i was just calling to see if ah could join , but a guess i dont wanna do that after this!"-Rogue said in a fake frightened little girl voice.
"No , waitta a minute , i was kidding , dont hang up , dont do it fer the love of mike!"-Logan said , in a nervous voice.
"Ah dunno , im not so sure if i should trust you after this..."-Rogue said , while the whole brotherhood looked at her in awe.
"Trust me , ill do anything kid , just dont hang up!"-Logan`s voice came back.
"Anything?"-Rogue asked sweetly........
"Yeah , anything!"-Logan said.
"Do the teapot song...complete with the dance!"-Rogue said , keeping a staright face.
"WHAT!"-Logan screamed.
"Do it.."-Rogue replied....
"Oh , for the love of....okay ,okay.."Im a little teapot short and stout , sumthing sumthing , when i blow my whistle ....."-Logan was interupted by another voice in the background.
"Logan? What the hell are you doing?"-Ororo`s voice came by the speaker.
"That has to be the freakiest version of that song i have ever heard!"- Kitty could be heard.
"Did he just danced?"-Scott asked.
"Man , that vas soo creepy dude!"-Kurt sounded in the background.
"Logan , are you feeling okay?"-Xavier asked.
"Thanks, that was very kind of you , but it looks like you have bigger matters to attend to , bye!"-Rogue said as she cut off the call.
"That has to be the coolest thing i have ever seen in my life"-Fred said in awe.
"Man , we will have to keep away from the X-geeks place for months!"- Pietro added.
"Rogue , that was cool as hell yo!"-Todd exclaimed.
"Thanks , i guess we need to find something else to do now..."-Rogue said.
Later.....
"Okay , its my turn!"-Rogue said , looking at the board- "Im gonna attack Ukrania!"
"For crying out loud! You al ahve attacked only my territories!"-Lance screamed as Rogue rolled the dice.
"Its called treason , lance , learn to deal with it!"-Pietro replied.
"Yeah , you just mad cause you have bad luck rolling dice!"-Fred added.
"Yeah , i loved when he cried when i took Australi from him , that was classic!"-Todd said with a grin.
"Oh , shut up! I quit!"-Lance yelled as he stormed off the room.
"LOSER ; LOSER ;NYAHAHAHA!"-The rest of the brotherhood chanted , a chant that came to an end whena trremor rocked the house.
Much later....
Fred and Todd looked at the board , as both Pietro and Rogue were the last players in the game......
Rogue rolled her dice........
"NNNNNNNNOOOOO!!!!"-Pietro yelled , as he lost his army....
"Jackpot!".Rogue squealed in delight.
"man , she kicked your ass dude!"-Fred said.
"You know what comes now , yo!"-Todd said , smiling.
"Please , anything but that , im begging here!"-Pietro said in a weak voice , as Rogue jumped on the table , and started dancing.
"WHO IS YOUR DADDY? I AM! QUEEN ROGUE , YOU WILL ALL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME! IM THE RULER OFF ALL I CAN SEE!"-Rogue started to chant as she danced on the table.
"Oh brother...do you have to take "risk" so seriously?"-Pietro said.
"Shut up, Beotchhh!"-Rogue said.
"Man , i can believe you just loosed to a girl...seems King Pietro has meet his match!"-Lance said.
"JUST SHUT UP!"-Pietro said as he made a face.
"Hey , how about some performing art?"-Fred said.
"Blob! Dont you even think about it!"-Lance yelled
"Oh yeah! But we will have to do the pg version!"-Todd said.
"Its okay , i have a new version!"-Pietro said.
"What are you guys talking about?"-Rogue asked , puzzled.
LATER....
Rogue was sitting in the couch next to Lance , as they looked at the cardboard box in front of them , wich was cut and decorated as a Tv screen....
"Brotherhood Studios proudly present , a Sock Puppet Theater production , "Fast times at Bayville High!"-Pietro said.
"Okay , this is now creepy!"-Rogue said , making a face , as a sock puppet Lance appeared on the "stage" , and was followed by a sock puppet that resembled Kitty.
"Not this again!"-Lance said as he buried his face between his hands.
"Hello , Kitty kat!"-The puppet Lance spoked.
"Like , watcha want Lance? , im like , totally so not interested on you!"- The puppet Kitty replied.
"Da , she likes me better!"-A sock puppet kurt (made of a blue , fuzzy wool sock) appeared on stage , complete with paper ears and a little tail.
"She does not! I rock!"-the puppet Lance screamed.
"Ugh , stop doing the rock thing! Its like so old and stuff!"-Puppet Kitty replied.
"da , ya dont have a chance against the fuzzy dude!"-Puppet Kurt added.
"Hey , this play actually has some sense!"-Rogue said.
"Yeah , its making me consider getting new friends!"-Lance added , making a face.
"Yeah , Lance is just mad because the principal caught him smoking again!"- Kity puppet said.
"Yeah , lance is scared of the principal!"-Puppet Kurt added.
" Ha , im not afraid of that blue psycho! She just needs to take some Pms medicine on a regular basis.....of within every hour!".Puppet Lance said.
"Yeah , she is such a nutcase , she must had some family issues as a kid...maybe Pappa Smurf didnt love her enough!"-Puppet Kurt said.
" Yeah , its like " Look at me! Im the queen byotch of Bayville high! Bow down before me , you little brats! I boss people around because i have low selfsteem!"-Puppert Kitty added , as everyone laughed.
"Low self steem? That bird is too nuts to even have a steem , she should be locked in a n institution or something , getting shock therapy!"-Puppet Lance said.
"Actually , i know three litle brainlesss idiots that are gonna have a personal therapy , wich involves my foot , my new boots and their butts!"- a very life like Mystique puppet said as she appeared on stage....
Todd , Fred and Pietro popped up their faces , and turned around with the puppets , to come face to face with Mystique , who looked at them witha very abgry look on her face.
"Okay , now , the real show starts , Rogue!"-Lance said as he and Rogue watched Mystique chasing them all around the house.....
End of this chapter...
Sorry for not uploading , i hope this made up for it! Hope ya enjoyed it , and next chap is about Rogue`s birthday , and the present hunt the boys must endure! See ya soon! And to know more about Sock Puppet theater , check Red Witch`s fics...
Chapter 8: "Rain outside , insanity inside!"
Rogue was standing by the window , looking at the rain , as the storm was already there when she got up....
"Great , Mystique anit here , and we are stuck in the house!"-Rogue thought , as she went back to the living room.
In there , Pietro and Lance were in a staring contest , while fred and Todd played cards... Rogue just walked over and pulled a chair , sitting between Pietro and Lance.
She watched them for a while , when she decided to break the silence....
"Um ,Lance , you do know that Pietro can blink at super speeds , right?"- Rogue asked with a smirk on her face.
In that moment , lance jumped at Pietro , grabbing him by the waist in the exact moment Pietro had used his powers to escape......the result was both teens slamming against a door , wich was made splinters on contact , and both Lance and Pietro rolled down the stairs to the basement.
"Ouchie"-Pietro yelped , while Lance got up , and took off the dust from his hair and clothes.
"Yo! You guys okay?"-Todd said as he landed next to Lance.
"Yeah , you two really had a rough landing"-Rogue said as she steeped downstairs.
"Its okay , we have endured much worse...like that rollerball thing we made last week."-Lance replied.
"Yeah , Mystique blew a casket when she got rammed by Todd , man that was classic!"-Pietro said.
"Yo guys! Check this out!"-Todd screamed , as he brought a big cardboard box with him.
"Oh my god! Its our old "entertainment kit"!"-Pietro said.
"A what?"-Rogue asked , puzzled.
"Its a box of stuff we used whe we were bored...it dint last a week , as Mystique took it away from us after the incident with our first batch of shaving cream bombs"-Lance answered.
"Man , i missed this stuff! Its perfect for today!"-Pietro said as he speeded upstairs , carrying the box in his arms , with Todd following , hoping behind him.
"Oh great , Mystique is gonna go bonkers with this one!"-Lance sighed.
"Come on Lance , at leat it gives us something to do!"-Rogue replied , as both teens went upstairs.
Later....
The whole brotherhood was sitted around the box , looking at it.
"Okay , so what do we do first?"-Rogue asked.
"Lemme choose , lemme choose!"-Todd said , hoping up and down.
"Okay , Toad , pick what ya want!"-Pietro said , as Todd literally jumped into th big cardboard box , only to emerge with a hop , carrying a red notebook in his hand.
"Oh , the prank master 3000! Good one toad!"-Fred said.
"What is that?"-Rogue asked , as Todd hoped to the couch and used his tongue to pick up the phone.
"Is a little book with prank calls we wrote....we use it to torment the x- geeks a little...that untill Mystique took it from us."-Lance explained.
"Still , im pretty sure there was a good reason to stop using it...but i guess it wasnt that important!"-Pietro said as Todd pressed a speed dial button on the phone , while Pietro grabbed the book.
"Ya bozos have their phone on sped dial?"-Rogue asked , making a face.
"Yup , it was Lance`s idea!"-Todd replied , as everyone looked at Lance.
"It will happen!"-Lance yelled.
"Yeah , right , especially after you almost killed her and her family....yeah that really made you her dream guy"-Pietro said making a face.
"Okay , its dialing , its dialing yo!"-Todd screamed in excitment.
"Okay , you know the drill , we see who anwers , and we use one of these answers we have on the book"-Pietro said.
"Hello?"-The voice of Evan came by the end of the phone, wich was in speakerphone.
"Its Daniels!".Tod yelled as he used his hand to cover the reciever.
"Excuse me , this is the haircut police , you are arrested for lameness!"- Pietro said with a straight face.
"Maximoff! I swear , as soon as i find were you live im gonna go and....."
Five minutes later..
".....You hear me! You are dead!"-Evan`s voice sounded over the phone.
"Wow , it seems like you need to expend a little time near mr dictionary , that leanguage isnt nice to use near girls like me!"-Rogue said.
"Oh my god! She was there? Pietro you are dead , dead!"-Evan yelled as he slammed the phone down , while the brotherhood started laughing ther asses off.
"Okay , its time foir our next contestant...."-Rogue said picking the phone , with an evil smirk on her face.
Several prank calls later....
"Okay , let me try this time!"-Lance said , dialing the phone.....
"man , this is so fun! Why did you stopped playing this game?"-Rogue asked.
In that excact moment , the phone got answered...
"Hello? , Hey im looking for Mr...."-Lance said when he got interrupted........by a sound the Brotherhood had heard several times...
"SNIKT!"
"Listen bub , i swear , if you do this one more time , i swear ill drive down there and make a shish kabob with yer asses , you hear?"-The voice of logan echoed throught the house......
"Now i remeber why we stopped playing this game!"-Pietro yelped , turning pale , as he tried to close the phone , only to be stopped by Rogue.
"Sorry , i was just calling to see if ah could join , but a guess i dont wanna do that after this!"-Rogue said in a fake frightened little girl voice.
"No , waitta a minute , i was kidding , dont hang up , dont do it fer the love of mike!"-Logan said , in a nervous voice.
"Ah dunno , im not so sure if i should trust you after this..."-Rogue said , while the whole brotherhood looked at her in awe.
"Trust me , ill do anything kid , just dont hang up!"-Logan`s voice came back.
"Anything?"-Rogue asked sweetly........
"Yeah , anything!"-Logan said.
"Do the teapot song...complete with the dance!"-Rogue said , keeping a staright face.
"WHAT!"-Logan screamed.
"Do it.."-Rogue replied....
"Oh , for the love of....okay ,okay.."Im a little teapot short and stout , sumthing sumthing , when i blow my whistle ....."-Logan was interupted by another voice in the background.
"Logan? What the hell are you doing?"-Ororo`s voice came by the speaker.
"That has to be the freakiest version of that song i have ever heard!"- Kitty could be heard.
"Did he just danced?"-Scott asked.
"Man , that vas soo creepy dude!"-Kurt sounded in the background.
"Logan , are you feeling okay?"-Xavier asked.
"Thanks, that was very kind of you , but it looks like you have bigger matters to attend to , bye!"-Rogue said as she cut off the call.
"That has to be the coolest thing i have ever seen in my life"-Fred said in awe.
"Man , we will have to keep away from the X-geeks place for months!"- Pietro added.
"Rogue , that was cool as hell yo!"-Todd exclaimed.
"Thanks , i guess we need to find something else to do now..."-Rogue said.
Later.....
"Okay , its my turn!"-Rogue said , looking at the board- "Im gonna attack Ukrania!"
"For crying out loud! You al ahve attacked only my territories!"-Lance screamed as Rogue rolled the dice.
"Its called treason , lance , learn to deal with it!"-Pietro replied.
"Yeah , you just mad cause you have bad luck rolling dice!"-Fred added.
"Yeah , i loved when he cried when i took Australi from him , that was classic!"-Todd said with a grin.
"Oh , shut up! I quit!"-Lance yelled as he stormed off the room.
"LOSER ; LOSER ;NYAHAHAHA!"-The rest of the brotherhood chanted , a chant that came to an end whena trremor rocked the house.
Much later....
Fred and Todd looked at the board , as both Pietro and Rogue were the last players in the game......
Rogue rolled her dice........
"NNNNNNNNOOOOO!!!!"-Pietro yelled , as he lost his army....
"Jackpot!".Rogue squealed in delight.
"man , she kicked your ass dude!"-Fred said.
"You know what comes now , yo!"-Todd said , smiling.
"Please , anything but that , im begging here!"-Pietro said in a weak voice , as Rogue jumped on the table , and started dancing.
"WHO IS YOUR DADDY? I AM! QUEEN ROGUE , YOU WILL ALL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME! IM THE RULER OFF ALL I CAN SEE!"-Rogue started to chant as she danced on the table.
"Oh brother...do you have to take "risk" so seriously?"-Pietro said.
"Shut up, Beotchhh!"-Rogue said.
"Man , i can believe you just loosed to a girl...seems King Pietro has meet his match!"-Lance said.
"JUST SHUT UP!"-Pietro said as he made a face.
"Hey , how about some performing art?"-Fred said.
"Blob! Dont you even think about it!"-Lance yelled
"Oh yeah! But we will have to do the pg version!"-Todd said.
"Its okay , i have a new version!"-Pietro said.
"What are you guys talking about?"-Rogue asked , puzzled.
LATER....
Rogue was sitting in the couch next to Lance , as they looked at the cardboard box in front of them , wich was cut and decorated as a Tv screen....
"Brotherhood Studios proudly present , a Sock Puppet Theater production , "Fast times at Bayville High!"-Pietro said.
"Okay , this is now creepy!"-Rogue said , making a face , as a sock puppet Lance appeared on the "stage" , and was followed by a sock puppet that resembled Kitty.
"Not this again!"-Lance said as he buried his face between his hands.
"Hello , Kitty kat!"-The puppet Lance spoked.
"Like , watcha want Lance? , im like , totally so not interested on you!"- The puppet Kitty replied.
"Da , she likes me better!"-A sock puppet kurt (made of a blue , fuzzy wool sock) appeared on stage , complete with paper ears and a little tail.
"She does not! I rock!"-the puppet Lance screamed.
"Ugh , stop doing the rock thing! Its like so old and stuff!"-Puppet Kitty replied.
"da , ya dont have a chance against the fuzzy dude!"-Puppet Kurt added.
"Hey , this play actually has some sense!"-Rogue said.
"Yeah , its making me consider getting new friends!"-Lance added , making a face.
"Yeah , Lance is just mad because the principal caught him smoking again!"- Kity puppet said.
"Yeah , lance is scared of the principal!"-Puppet Kurt added.
" Ha , im not afraid of that blue psycho! She just needs to take some Pms medicine on a regular basis.....of within every hour!".Puppet Lance said.
"Yeah , she is such a nutcase , she must had some family issues as a kid...maybe Pappa Smurf didnt love her enough!"-Puppet Kurt said.
" Yeah , its like " Look at me! Im the queen byotch of Bayville high! Bow down before me , you little brats! I boss people around because i have low selfsteem!"-Puppert Kitty added , as everyone laughed.
"Low self steem? That bird is too nuts to even have a steem , she should be locked in a n institution or something , getting shock therapy!"-Puppet Lance said.
"Actually , i know three litle brainlesss idiots that are gonna have a personal therapy , wich involves my foot , my new boots and their butts!"- a very life like Mystique puppet said as she appeared on stage....
Todd , Fred and Pietro popped up their faces , and turned around with the puppets , to come face to face with Mystique , who looked at them witha very abgry look on her face.
"Okay , now , the real show starts , Rogue!"-Lance said as he and Rogue watched Mystique chasing them all around the house.....
End of this chapter...
Sorry for not uploading , i hope this made up for it! Hope ya enjoyed it , and next chap is about Rogue`s birthday , and the present hunt the boys must endure! See ya soon! And to know more about Sock Puppet theater , check Red Witch`s fics...