Stupid Tales of Tortall (by the way we need your ideas please and thank
you)
By: IceDragon26 and only her!
One day,
Jon walked down the street,
The thief took the shoes off of Jon's feet,
George and Jon's shoes ran away, far away
For a new pair of shoes, Jon would have to pay.
Jon ran after George, with a sword at hand,
And yelled "Hey Man."
"Give my shoes back!"
George looked back at Jon and tripped on a crack.
He flew down the street and landed on his feet.
He decided it was dangerous to steal, so he gave back Jon's shoes and went to eat.
Disclaimer: Comment from Stallioness: This was by Id26 and only by her, if you thought I was weird what do you think about her! Review on this subject if you like it would be really funny!
Comment from IceDragon26: Thank you, Stallioness. Your kindess is overwhelming. I could kill you, but your stories aren't better.
(Comment from Stallioness: meant to be stupid, but it might just be the fact that I AM stupid Enjoy!
Walking down the street,
Jon managed to meet,
A person who he could not beat.
He did not bow
He look kind'a like a cow
So he almost cried foul.
Some 20 years later,
He walked down the street,
Ran into the cow man,
And cut off his feet! (don't like the ending but oh well this is just for fun!)
Disclaimer: Comment from Stallioness: He He He I believe IceDragon26's point has been proven. By all the Gods in the series I would usually not admit that but oh well I'm in a good mood! HE HE HE! Comment from IceDragon26: She admitted that her writing was odd, and as bad as mine, cool. Comment from Stallioness: I hope I'm not that bad cuz well that would just be bogus. Anyways we're gonna stop this one so we can do another one He He I'm getting ideas, this can't be good! Anyways Ta-Ta for now!
By: IceDragon26 and only her!
One day,
Jon walked down the street,
The thief took the shoes off of Jon's feet,
George and Jon's shoes ran away, far away
For a new pair of shoes, Jon would have to pay.
Jon ran after George, with a sword at hand,
And yelled "Hey Man."
"Give my shoes back!"
George looked back at Jon and tripped on a crack.
He flew down the street and landed on his feet.
He decided it was dangerous to steal, so he gave back Jon's shoes and went to eat.
Disclaimer: Comment from Stallioness: This was by Id26 and only by her, if you thought I was weird what do you think about her! Review on this subject if you like it would be really funny!
Comment from IceDragon26: Thank you, Stallioness. Your kindess is overwhelming. I could kill you, but your stories aren't better.
(Comment from Stallioness: meant to be stupid, but it might just be the fact that I AM stupid Enjoy!
Walking down the street,
Jon managed to meet,
A person who he could not beat.
He did not bow
He look kind'a like a cow
So he almost cried foul.
Some 20 years later,
He walked down the street,
Ran into the cow man,
And cut off his feet! (don't like the ending but oh well this is just for fun!)
Disclaimer: Comment from Stallioness: He He He I believe IceDragon26's point has been proven. By all the Gods in the series I would usually not admit that but oh well I'm in a good mood! HE HE HE! Comment from IceDragon26: She admitted that her writing was odd, and as bad as mine, cool. Comment from Stallioness: I hope I'm not that bad cuz well that would just be bogus. Anyways we're gonna stop this one so we can do another one He He I'm getting ideas, this can't be good! Anyways Ta-Ta for now!
