Inuyasha walked up to the door and using his hand while difficulty
trying to balance everything in his arms, he stroked Kagome's hair.
"Hey, Kagome." He gently whispered. "We are here. Please wake up."
Her eyes gently opened and looked up at him. "We're here Kagome." She nodded and grabbed Buyo off his shoulder while he set her down.
"Kagome, this is a warning, I have two roommates. Miroku and Sango. Judging by the music coming from the other side of this door they are probably doing something crazy. But, I think you'll like Sango she is one year older than you.wait ..how old are you?"
" I'm nineteen." She acknowledged. "Ya that's what I figured. Your one year younger than her... Do you mind if I tell them how I found you?" "That's okay you can." "Alright."
Sure enough, as Inuyasha had thought when he walked through the door good ol' Miroku was there singing Karaoke "Hit me Baby One More Time" in his own words.
"My loneliness is killing me. I must confess I still believe! When I'm not with you I lose my mind! Give me a siiiiiiiiiiiiiiign! F*** me baby one more time!"
*****WHACK******* "YOU PERVERT!" a very miffed Sango screamed. " Well hey! Isn't that what it means?" Miroku groaned rubbing his new lump on his head. Sango just gave him the I-can't-believe-you-said-that-and-if-you-do-that- again-I'm-not-going-to-go-so-easy-on-you-next-time-and-I-can't-believe-I- can-fit-so-many-descriptive-words-in-one-look death glare.
Inuyasha and Kagome just stood there with their jaws wide open.
"I am so sorry you had to see that." He said sympathetically to Kagome as he walked over to Miroku and slapped him upside the head.
"This is Sango and this is Miroku." He said gesturing to the two.
"And Miroku I just want to explain this to you before you get some really perverted notion in your head. This is Kagome. I met her today and she ran away from home. Don't question it. We will come down to it later on but she will be staying here for a while." Inuyasha said matter-o-factly.
" Well hello there. As he said I'm Sango and I'm delighted to meat you! Hey why don't you sing Karaoke with us it might just lighten up your mood! Please?" she asked with pleading eyes. "Well alright." She figured it would be fruitless to deny it and she needed her spirits lifted anyway.
"Here! There are the microphones. Why don't you and Inuyasha sing?!" Miroku said while handing over the microphones.
Well after a while of convincing and several soda cans and sweet 'N Low packets later.. .. .
Inuyasha:
"I'm a Barbie Girl in a Barbie wooooooooorld! Life in plastic it's fantastic! You can brush my hair undress me everywheeeeeeeeeeeere! Imagination life is your creation!!!!!
Kagome:
"Come on Barbie let's go party!"
Sango and Miroku:
"aah! Ah! Ah! yaaa!"
Kagome:
"Come on Barbie let's go party!"
Miroku and Sango:
"oooooooOHOH oooooooooOHOH!!!!!!!"
Kagome:
"Come on Barbie let's go party!"
Miroku and Sango:
"Ah! Ah! Ah Yaaaaa!"
Kagome:
"Come on Barbie let's go party!"
Miroku and Sango:
"oooooooOHOH oooooooooOHOH!!!!!!!"
All:
"I'm a Barbie GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!"
and of course the karaoke madness continued..
Kagome: "WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR!?"
Sango: "ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN' SAY IT AGAIN!"
And continues....
Inuyasha: "Love SHAQ!"
Miroku: "Goin to the love shaq!"
Sango and Kagome: "Love shaq! Goin to the love shaq! Love SHAQ! Goin' to the looooooOOOOOOoooooove shAAAAAAAAaaaaQ!
All: " LOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOoooooove SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQ!"
The next morning..... .. .
Inuyasha could be found sprawled out on the floor with a soda can wrapped in his hand, chips spread over his body, and whipped cream in his hair and mouth. While Miroku had his own problems with Hidden Valley Ranch gently laying half way in his hand with the tasty liquid speared over his lips, chin, and face with a puddle of it next to him.
Kagome and Sango had peanut butter and honey spread over their hands and faces. Whip cream cans could be found in their hands with its contents surrounding them on the floor.
Whipped cream, Honey, ranch, wonder bread, Sweet 'N Low packets, peanut butter, chips, and a variety of soda cans littered the floor and the seemingly drunk bodies unconscious on the floor.
Inuyasha was the first to awaken with a bad headache from the caffien-sugar high the night before.
" Aww.sh*t my head..and what the he** happened here!?" Inuyasha looked at the other inhabitants of the room and fell on the floor laughing still dizzy from all the sugar. He looked down to find a conveniently placed camera on the floor. He picked it up and starting snapping away like some crazy Poperatsee. By the time he was done he was laughing like a mad man at his brilliant work just to be discouraged with the fact he found a pile of pictures to the right of him. He picked them up and...
" WHAT IN THE SEVEN HE**S IS THIS!?" he screamed.
Miroku moaned and got up while the other two stirred and got up drowsily to see what was the matter.
" uhhhh.what's wrooooong?" Miroku slurred.
"Nothing!" Inuyasha said with a blush and panicked look upon his face.
Kagome stealthily snuck up behind him and stole the pictures in his hands. She busted out laughing seeing the pictures of Inuyasha and Miroku dressed in dresses with wigs. Sure enough when she looked to a corner of the disastrous room she found the wigs and dresses carelessly thrown to the side with jugs of now melting ice cream on it. As she continued to scan that area of the room with tears of laughter in her eyes she noticed a pile of boys clothes.
This time it was Inuyasha's turn to laugh. She looked at the next picture to see her and Sango with piece signs in boys clothes. They looked down at themselves and to their dismay they were still wearing it. They felt a little better to find their clothes in the bathroom rather than in the middle of the room where the boys could see them change.
" Miroku." Sango warned.
" what hunney? Afraid I saw you?"
***********WHACK************
" I was only joking!" he whimpered.
" Fell a little more lively since when I found you?" Inuyasha asked.
" Ya.Thank you."
"No prob." He said smiling
" Look we can discuss what happened when you fee l like it okay?"
"Okay."
"Wait.." Inuyasha suddenly got a panicked look.
"What.?" The others asked a little worried.
"Where's your cat and my dog!?"
"Buyo!" Kagome yelled
They all ran into he other room to find the dog and the cat both slumbering together in a pile of unrolled toilet paper courteously of Buyo. They all rolled their eyes because they were annoyed that they worried so much over nothing.
" Well.. I think this is going to be an interesting summer.." Miroku said still staring at the cat and dog.
The rest nodded dumbly.
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"Hey, Kagome." He gently whispered. "We are here. Please wake up."
Her eyes gently opened and looked up at him. "We're here Kagome." She nodded and grabbed Buyo off his shoulder while he set her down.
"Kagome, this is a warning, I have two roommates. Miroku and Sango. Judging by the music coming from the other side of this door they are probably doing something crazy. But, I think you'll like Sango she is one year older than you.wait ..how old are you?"
" I'm nineteen." She acknowledged. "Ya that's what I figured. Your one year younger than her... Do you mind if I tell them how I found you?" "That's okay you can." "Alright."
Sure enough, as Inuyasha had thought when he walked through the door good ol' Miroku was there singing Karaoke "Hit me Baby One More Time" in his own words.
"My loneliness is killing me. I must confess I still believe! When I'm not with you I lose my mind! Give me a siiiiiiiiiiiiiiign! F*** me baby one more time!"
*****WHACK******* "YOU PERVERT!" a very miffed Sango screamed. " Well hey! Isn't that what it means?" Miroku groaned rubbing his new lump on his head. Sango just gave him the I-can't-believe-you-said-that-and-if-you-do-that- again-I'm-not-going-to-go-so-easy-on-you-next-time-and-I-can't-believe-I- can-fit-so-many-descriptive-words-in-one-look death glare.
Inuyasha and Kagome just stood there with their jaws wide open.
"I am so sorry you had to see that." He said sympathetically to Kagome as he walked over to Miroku and slapped him upside the head.
"This is Sango and this is Miroku." He said gesturing to the two.
"And Miroku I just want to explain this to you before you get some really perverted notion in your head. This is Kagome. I met her today and she ran away from home. Don't question it. We will come down to it later on but she will be staying here for a while." Inuyasha said matter-o-factly.
" Well hello there. As he said I'm Sango and I'm delighted to meat you! Hey why don't you sing Karaoke with us it might just lighten up your mood! Please?" she asked with pleading eyes. "Well alright." She figured it would be fruitless to deny it and she needed her spirits lifted anyway.
"Here! There are the microphones. Why don't you and Inuyasha sing?!" Miroku said while handing over the microphones.
Well after a while of convincing and several soda cans and sweet 'N Low packets later.. .. .
Inuyasha:
"I'm a Barbie Girl in a Barbie wooooooooorld! Life in plastic it's fantastic! You can brush my hair undress me everywheeeeeeeeeeeere! Imagination life is your creation!!!!!
Kagome:
"Come on Barbie let's go party!"
Sango and Miroku:
"aah! Ah! Ah! yaaa!"
Kagome:
"Come on Barbie let's go party!"
Miroku and Sango:
"oooooooOHOH oooooooooOHOH!!!!!!!"
Kagome:
"Come on Barbie let's go party!"
Miroku and Sango:
"Ah! Ah! Ah Yaaaaa!"
Kagome:
"Come on Barbie let's go party!"
Miroku and Sango:
"oooooooOHOH oooooooooOHOH!!!!!!!"
All:
"I'm a Barbie GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!"
and of course the karaoke madness continued..
Kagome: "WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR!?"
Sango: "ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN' SAY IT AGAIN!"
And continues....
Inuyasha: "Love SHAQ!"
Miroku: "Goin to the love shaq!"
Sango and Kagome: "Love shaq! Goin to the love shaq! Love SHAQ! Goin' to the looooooOOOOOOoooooove shAAAAAAAAaaaaQ!
All: " LOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOoooooove SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQ!"
The next morning..... .. .
Inuyasha could be found sprawled out on the floor with a soda can wrapped in his hand, chips spread over his body, and whipped cream in his hair and mouth. While Miroku had his own problems with Hidden Valley Ranch gently laying half way in his hand with the tasty liquid speared over his lips, chin, and face with a puddle of it next to him.
Kagome and Sango had peanut butter and honey spread over their hands and faces. Whip cream cans could be found in their hands with its contents surrounding them on the floor.
Whipped cream, Honey, ranch, wonder bread, Sweet 'N Low packets, peanut butter, chips, and a variety of soda cans littered the floor and the seemingly drunk bodies unconscious on the floor.
Inuyasha was the first to awaken with a bad headache from the caffien-sugar high the night before.
" Aww.sh*t my head..and what the he** happened here!?" Inuyasha looked at the other inhabitants of the room and fell on the floor laughing still dizzy from all the sugar. He looked down to find a conveniently placed camera on the floor. He picked it up and starting snapping away like some crazy Poperatsee. By the time he was done he was laughing like a mad man at his brilliant work just to be discouraged with the fact he found a pile of pictures to the right of him. He picked them up and...
" WHAT IN THE SEVEN HE**S IS THIS!?" he screamed.
Miroku moaned and got up while the other two stirred and got up drowsily to see what was the matter.
" uhhhh.what's wrooooong?" Miroku slurred.
"Nothing!" Inuyasha said with a blush and panicked look upon his face.
Kagome stealthily snuck up behind him and stole the pictures in his hands. She busted out laughing seeing the pictures of Inuyasha and Miroku dressed in dresses with wigs. Sure enough when she looked to a corner of the disastrous room she found the wigs and dresses carelessly thrown to the side with jugs of now melting ice cream on it. As she continued to scan that area of the room with tears of laughter in her eyes she noticed a pile of boys clothes.
This time it was Inuyasha's turn to laugh. She looked at the next picture to see her and Sango with piece signs in boys clothes. They looked down at themselves and to their dismay they were still wearing it. They felt a little better to find their clothes in the bathroom rather than in the middle of the room where the boys could see them change.
" Miroku." Sango warned.
" what hunney? Afraid I saw you?"
***********WHACK************
" I was only joking!" he whimpered.
" Fell a little more lively since when I found you?" Inuyasha asked.
" Ya.Thank you."
"No prob." He said smiling
" Look we can discuss what happened when you fee l like it okay?"
"Okay."
"Wait.." Inuyasha suddenly got a panicked look.
"What.?" The others asked a little worried.
"Where's your cat and my dog!?"
"Buyo!" Kagome yelled
They all ran into he other room to find the dog and the cat both slumbering together in a pile of unrolled toilet paper courteously of Buyo. They all rolled their eyes because they were annoyed that they worried so much over nothing.
" Well.. I think this is going to be an interesting summer.." Miroku said still staring at the cat and dog.
The rest nodded dumbly.
Weellllllll there it is! I'll put up the next chapter tom! Well review please more madness to come! MUWAHAHAHAHAAA!