OMG thank you for the reveiws! (tear) I love you people! I would like to
say thanx to:
EclipseKlutz-- LOL- this was wondrful!!! Extremely funny tooo!!!!! Cant wait 4 the nxt chapter!!!!! Ill bne updating it about everyday until it is done if I can by the way! ^o^
And
Araki-chan() I never knew that Miroku sings Britney Spears and eat Hidden Valley Ranch alone. @_@ Anyways, great story!^-^
And
My friend who sent a review under my name (sweatdrop) .
Thank you people! (bursts into tears as people fruitlessly try to calm her.)
Disclaimer: (suddenly stops crying and snaps head up to look at audience making a large whipping noise..and smiles warmly.) MUWAHAHAAAA! I DO I DO I DO OWN INUYASHA! Well okay I don't. but you know what!? I do own Miroku's addiction to Hidden Valley Ranch! And the fact that they all get high on Sweet 'N Low straight! MUWAHAHHAAA! (people drag her away as children cry and people flee.)
"Dam*it! I don't waaaant to clean anymore and I really don't know where the h*ll we got off with eating Sweet 'N Low pure.." Inuyasha wined. His eyes darted to the newly clean couch. "and why in the h*ll are you not helping?" he snapped grumpily to Miroku who was "resting from a hard days work" (which he really didn't do at all..) on the couch shoving Sweet 'N Low in his mouth.
"Why! Your hostility towards me is quite offending Inuyasha!"
"Gimme that dam*it!." Inuyasha growled while grabbing the Sweet 'N Low out of his hand and throwing it into the large trash bag he was dragging around the room.
"Inuyasha?" Kagome piped in.she had a strange look on her face that maid Inuyasha pay very close attention. "what is it Kagome.?"
"Inuyasha can I please take a break from cleaning?" she asked politely. "Umm.. Sure..."
With that said she headed to the other room but before she could get in she was stopped by Inuyasha.
" Umm do you need anything? Umm..food.uh..anything?" "No I'm okay thank you."
*"why in the seven he**s did I just do that!?" * he was looking around the room panicked.
"Umm Inuyasha? What is your deal dude?" Inuyasha raised a skeptical eyebrow to the man sitting on the couch that had seconds before been singing "American Woman".
"I really think you need to lay off the Sweet 'N Low and ranch dressing.especially for you to be talking like that."
Oh come on homeslice! We live in the hood Homie G ya know what I mean dog?" Miroku was looking waaaaaaaaaaay too cheerful.. Inuyasha was about to walk over there and whack him upside the head before Sango had already done it for him.
"Miroku what is your problem!?" she screeched.
"What baby? Did I say something? Gimme some sugar!"
***********WHACK**********
"You stupid egotistical jerk!.." she was about to continue on when she heard a string of very colorful words behind her..
" Shut the f*** up everyone! Da** it why in the he** do they call these f****ing things extra da** strong if the whole f***ing bag is going to break!?"
Everyone turned in amazement to see Inuyasha on the floor clutching his head with his long black hair tousled like some mad angry cave man rocking back and forth, Traumatized, because the giant trash bag he was holding was sprawled out next to him with a big gaping hole in it, where all the contents, had littered that almost-clean room.
" Inuyasha come on... I think you need a little Aspirin and Niquil or something.. You need to lie down..." Sango said sympathetically. "I don't need any of that da** stuff woman!."
"Inuyasha I really think you need rest you were the one doing most of the work and drinking the most soda last night."
"Excuse me what are trying to say by that!?"
Sango and Inuyasha were at each others throats becoming more violent by the second while you could hear the merry and delirious singing of "Man I Feel Like A Woman" by Miroku who unfortunately for everyone else, had gotten the Sweet 'N Low out of the trash and was merrily chugging both that and Ranch Dressing straight..
Kagome was in the other room crying broken-heartedly. Her shoulders were once again rocking with her heavy sobs. She could here yelling, thrashing, and singing from the other room. She heard foot steps heading towards the door but she was so depressed she didn't give it any attention.
Outside the door..
"Dam*it! That's it! I'm not fighting anymore my headache is way too big and shut the F*** up Miroku!"
He walked through the door to be caught off guard by Kagome "Oh I'm sorry I didn't know this is where you came to---WOAH! W-why are you crying!? St-stop! No crying! Please don't cry!" he ran over to her and starting shaking her. "Hey! Stop! Right now!" but he realized that comment just made her sob harder.
"Hey Kagome! What's wrong do you mind telling me?"
"I just I just (sob) I..It's all my fault!" she yelled as she collapsed onto Inuyasha hysterically crying. Inuyasha wasn't sure what to do and he had a mad blush on his face.
"Umm Kagome..please umm can you please try to tell me?...I want to help!" he just couldn't take her crying anymore it was driving him mad. He figured she wasn't going to stop so he just did what his first instinct told him to do-he hugged her to him and said in a soothing voice:
"Hey I'm sure it isn't your fault. Calm down shhh. Shhh. It's all right I'm here for ya. I won't leave just breath in and out and try calm down."
She was having difficulty stopping because when she started to clam down she would think about her last conversation with her family and start all over again. She acknowledged him by squeezing his hand that had previously been rubbing circles on her back. He knew she was listening so he continued to talk to her even though she was unable to give a true response.
" Hey we'll be here for you. I'm not sure what happened but I'm sure I can help you. Just.. whenever you need me..I'm here and that is all I wanted you to know."
Her breathing became more stable and she was taking deep breathes thinking that it was the only time she was ready to tell him what happened and that she had to get a hold of herself to do so. He noticed this and gave her some encouraging advice he had once seen a mother give to her child when it was crying.
"Feel my chest..it is going up and down. Try to make your chest do the same as mine. Deep breathes. Good you're all right." He closed his eyes and rested his chin on her head and waited for her to collect herself enough to do whatever she wanted to do.
"I-Inuyasha?" she said shakily.
"hmmm?" he asked without opening his eyes.
"Do you mind if I tell you what made me cry?"
This caught his attention he opened his eyes and faced her.
"Go ahead take your time.. I'll wait for you to finish before I say something okay?" she nodded.
(note: this whole dialog is REALLY shaky ya know like if you just cried for an hour and there were many pauses to pull yourself back together okay? Kk!)
" You see.. I'm nineteen like I told you and I wanted to move out of my house. My mom won't let me go out and start my own life. I lived with my grandpa, her, and my little brother Sota, who I loved so much. I was in a fight and I told her I needed to get out but she just said no and sent me to work on the shrine on our property with grandpa and Sota. I was outside and we were going to work on it at night and I decided to run. I realized that I needed to get my stuff but I couldn't have waited to leave before because someone was coming. I was to return sneak my stuff out and leave a note or something. I decided I could visit them or send them a letter when I was ready. When I got back.... The shrine and the house were on fire. The only one who made it through was Buyo. I called the fire department and ran. You found me after that..and that is my story.."
The whole time she saw every image vivid in her mind causing her to have trouble telling the story. She had kept her eyes closed the whole time and finally looked up to find a VERY concerned Inuyasha. (those tears really do get to him..)
" I understand Kagome. Hmmmm... I don't know what to do right now to help you but I am sure they know that you meant no harm in running away. The truth is I did the same thing. I packed my stuff and ran. They wouldn't let me do anything..The most I can do for you right now..is try to make you feel better about it all!! Why don't we just try to have fun with the other phcycoes outside the door! I bet it'll make you feel better! Please!" He made the best pout face he could (O.O Inuyasha pout? Not likely but wouldn't that just make your heart melt? Ladies out there! Anyone! Don't you think!?)
"Okay..and Thank you!" she smiled warmly at him through her tear streaked face.
"Hey no problem." He blushed wildly and hid his face with his extremely unruly hair ( He never brushed it and neither did the others brush theirs so they all looked like convicts on parade) She giggled and then the door opened and Miroku and Sango popped their heads in.
"Umm Inuyasha.me and the lecher here cleaned up the broken bag and soo.everything okay here.? Heh heh heh!?"
"Ya everything is fine I'll tell you later all right?"
They nodded and then sat on the bed with them.
"So Inuyasha.. Why art Thou blushing?"
"Cut down on the cr*p Miroku!" Inuyasha said as he found a 'hidden' bag of Sweet 'N Low on the inside of his shirt (Clearly evident form the front O.O).
"Inuyasha can I talk to ye?"
"If you quit talkin like that dumba**"
"Okay okay I need to talk to you now get over here!"
Inuyasha raised a skeptical eyebrow and followed him out the door to a 'secret' bush. Which was actually quite wide out in the open. Once they were sure the girls weren't there and that no 'secret spies' or 'squirrels' were their Miroku continued his conversation with Inuyasha.
"SOOOOOOOOoooooooo Inuyasha.. you want to impress her don't you!?"
"WHAT. IN. THE. SEVEN. HE**S. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?"
" Don't deny it Inuyasha you like Kagome and if you don't there is obviously and attraction!" Miroku said oh so mater-o-factly
*********BLUSH********
"Wh-wha-what!?" Inuyash stuttered trying hard not to give away his oh-so- obvious answer.
"Look Inuyasha.I will help you..and it'll all be part of my 'Fool Proof' method on how to get a girl!"
"oh god help us all." Inuyasha muttered under his breath
Well that is my next chappie! A lil Inu/Kag fluff there but wait till Miroku starts helping Inuyasha O.o fights, anger, rage, love, extreme ebarrasment, and death to a certain priest to come! Oh when will the madness stop!? Sorry if this chapter was a lil boring but with Miroku aboard the 'Fool Proof' (rolls eyes) Love Boat all he** is going to break loose! (what you think ? that it would be peaceful? 'wink') Oh and I just wanted to let you know that Kikyo will NOT be in this story. I was seriously thinking about it and I decided that Miroku is going to cause enough trouble along with Lady Sango. But that may change so don't take my word for it.oh and later on yes Kirara will be in the story! Just drop one tail and make it's eyes a normal catly blue or something! Thank-ye!
(note: Miroku really doesn't die. I wouldn't be that mean.hey don't point your finger at how I killed Kagome's Family! You don't know what happens there either so there (sticks tongue out)
Next chappie up tomorrow!
EclipseKlutz-- LOL- this was wondrful!!! Extremely funny tooo!!!!! Cant wait 4 the nxt chapter!!!!! Ill bne updating it about everyday until it is done if I can by the way! ^o^
And
Araki-chan() I never knew that Miroku sings Britney Spears and eat Hidden Valley Ranch alone. @_@ Anyways, great story!^-^
And
My friend who sent a review under my name (sweatdrop) .
Thank you people! (bursts into tears as people fruitlessly try to calm her.)
Disclaimer: (suddenly stops crying and snaps head up to look at audience making a large whipping noise..and smiles warmly.) MUWAHAHAAAA! I DO I DO I DO OWN INUYASHA! Well okay I don't. but you know what!? I do own Miroku's addiction to Hidden Valley Ranch! And the fact that they all get high on Sweet 'N Low straight! MUWAHAHHAAA! (people drag her away as children cry and people flee.)
"Dam*it! I don't waaaant to clean anymore and I really don't know where the h*ll we got off with eating Sweet 'N Low pure.." Inuyasha wined. His eyes darted to the newly clean couch. "and why in the h*ll are you not helping?" he snapped grumpily to Miroku who was "resting from a hard days work" (which he really didn't do at all..) on the couch shoving Sweet 'N Low in his mouth.
"Why! Your hostility towards me is quite offending Inuyasha!"
"Gimme that dam*it!." Inuyasha growled while grabbing the Sweet 'N Low out of his hand and throwing it into the large trash bag he was dragging around the room.
"Inuyasha?" Kagome piped in.she had a strange look on her face that maid Inuyasha pay very close attention. "what is it Kagome.?"
"Inuyasha can I please take a break from cleaning?" she asked politely. "Umm.. Sure..."
With that said she headed to the other room but before she could get in she was stopped by Inuyasha.
" Umm do you need anything? Umm..food.uh..anything?" "No I'm okay thank you."
*"why in the seven he**s did I just do that!?" * he was looking around the room panicked.
"Umm Inuyasha? What is your deal dude?" Inuyasha raised a skeptical eyebrow to the man sitting on the couch that had seconds before been singing "American Woman".
"I really think you need to lay off the Sweet 'N Low and ranch dressing.especially for you to be talking like that."
Oh come on homeslice! We live in the hood Homie G ya know what I mean dog?" Miroku was looking waaaaaaaaaaay too cheerful.. Inuyasha was about to walk over there and whack him upside the head before Sango had already done it for him.
"Miroku what is your problem!?" she screeched.
"What baby? Did I say something? Gimme some sugar!"
***********WHACK**********
"You stupid egotistical jerk!.." she was about to continue on when she heard a string of very colorful words behind her..
" Shut the f*** up everyone! Da** it why in the he** do they call these f****ing things extra da** strong if the whole f***ing bag is going to break!?"
Everyone turned in amazement to see Inuyasha on the floor clutching his head with his long black hair tousled like some mad angry cave man rocking back and forth, Traumatized, because the giant trash bag he was holding was sprawled out next to him with a big gaping hole in it, where all the contents, had littered that almost-clean room.
" Inuyasha come on... I think you need a little Aspirin and Niquil or something.. You need to lie down..." Sango said sympathetically. "I don't need any of that da** stuff woman!."
"Inuyasha I really think you need rest you were the one doing most of the work and drinking the most soda last night."
"Excuse me what are trying to say by that!?"
Sango and Inuyasha were at each others throats becoming more violent by the second while you could hear the merry and delirious singing of "Man I Feel Like A Woman" by Miroku who unfortunately for everyone else, had gotten the Sweet 'N Low out of the trash and was merrily chugging both that and Ranch Dressing straight..
Kagome was in the other room crying broken-heartedly. Her shoulders were once again rocking with her heavy sobs. She could here yelling, thrashing, and singing from the other room. She heard foot steps heading towards the door but she was so depressed she didn't give it any attention.
Outside the door..
"Dam*it! That's it! I'm not fighting anymore my headache is way too big and shut the F*** up Miroku!"
He walked through the door to be caught off guard by Kagome "Oh I'm sorry I didn't know this is where you came to---WOAH! W-why are you crying!? St-stop! No crying! Please don't cry!" he ran over to her and starting shaking her. "Hey! Stop! Right now!" but he realized that comment just made her sob harder.
"Hey Kagome! What's wrong do you mind telling me?"
"I just I just (sob) I..It's all my fault!" she yelled as she collapsed onto Inuyasha hysterically crying. Inuyasha wasn't sure what to do and he had a mad blush on his face.
"Umm Kagome..please umm can you please try to tell me?...I want to help!" he just couldn't take her crying anymore it was driving him mad. He figured she wasn't going to stop so he just did what his first instinct told him to do-he hugged her to him and said in a soothing voice:
"Hey I'm sure it isn't your fault. Calm down shhh. Shhh. It's all right I'm here for ya. I won't leave just breath in and out and try calm down."
She was having difficulty stopping because when she started to clam down she would think about her last conversation with her family and start all over again. She acknowledged him by squeezing his hand that had previously been rubbing circles on her back. He knew she was listening so he continued to talk to her even though she was unable to give a true response.
" Hey we'll be here for you. I'm not sure what happened but I'm sure I can help you. Just.. whenever you need me..I'm here and that is all I wanted you to know."
Her breathing became more stable and she was taking deep breathes thinking that it was the only time she was ready to tell him what happened and that she had to get a hold of herself to do so. He noticed this and gave her some encouraging advice he had once seen a mother give to her child when it was crying.
"Feel my chest..it is going up and down. Try to make your chest do the same as mine. Deep breathes. Good you're all right." He closed his eyes and rested his chin on her head and waited for her to collect herself enough to do whatever she wanted to do.
"I-Inuyasha?" she said shakily.
"hmmm?" he asked without opening his eyes.
"Do you mind if I tell you what made me cry?"
This caught his attention he opened his eyes and faced her.
"Go ahead take your time.. I'll wait for you to finish before I say something okay?" she nodded.
(note: this whole dialog is REALLY shaky ya know like if you just cried for an hour and there were many pauses to pull yourself back together okay? Kk!)
" You see.. I'm nineteen like I told you and I wanted to move out of my house. My mom won't let me go out and start my own life. I lived with my grandpa, her, and my little brother Sota, who I loved so much. I was in a fight and I told her I needed to get out but she just said no and sent me to work on the shrine on our property with grandpa and Sota. I was outside and we were going to work on it at night and I decided to run. I realized that I needed to get my stuff but I couldn't have waited to leave before because someone was coming. I was to return sneak my stuff out and leave a note or something. I decided I could visit them or send them a letter when I was ready. When I got back.... The shrine and the house were on fire. The only one who made it through was Buyo. I called the fire department and ran. You found me after that..and that is my story.."
The whole time she saw every image vivid in her mind causing her to have trouble telling the story. She had kept her eyes closed the whole time and finally looked up to find a VERY concerned Inuyasha. (those tears really do get to him..)
" I understand Kagome. Hmmmm... I don't know what to do right now to help you but I am sure they know that you meant no harm in running away. The truth is I did the same thing. I packed my stuff and ran. They wouldn't let me do anything..The most I can do for you right now..is try to make you feel better about it all!! Why don't we just try to have fun with the other phcycoes outside the door! I bet it'll make you feel better! Please!" He made the best pout face he could (O.O Inuyasha pout? Not likely but wouldn't that just make your heart melt? Ladies out there! Anyone! Don't you think!?)
"Okay..and Thank you!" she smiled warmly at him through her tear streaked face.
"Hey no problem." He blushed wildly and hid his face with his extremely unruly hair ( He never brushed it and neither did the others brush theirs so they all looked like convicts on parade) She giggled and then the door opened and Miroku and Sango popped their heads in.
"Umm Inuyasha.me and the lecher here cleaned up the broken bag and soo.everything okay here.? Heh heh heh!?"
"Ya everything is fine I'll tell you later all right?"
They nodded and then sat on the bed with them.
"So Inuyasha.. Why art Thou blushing?"
"Cut down on the cr*p Miroku!" Inuyasha said as he found a 'hidden' bag of Sweet 'N Low on the inside of his shirt (Clearly evident form the front O.O).
"Inuyasha can I talk to ye?"
"If you quit talkin like that dumba**"
"Okay okay I need to talk to you now get over here!"
Inuyasha raised a skeptical eyebrow and followed him out the door to a 'secret' bush. Which was actually quite wide out in the open. Once they were sure the girls weren't there and that no 'secret spies' or 'squirrels' were their Miroku continued his conversation with Inuyasha.
"SOOOOOOOOoooooooo Inuyasha.. you want to impress her don't you!?"
"WHAT. IN. THE. SEVEN. HE**S. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?"
" Don't deny it Inuyasha you like Kagome and if you don't there is obviously and attraction!" Miroku said oh so mater-o-factly
*********BLUSH********
"Wh-wha-what!?" Inuyash stuttered trying hard not to give away his oh-so- obvious answer.
"Look Inuyasha.I will help you..and it'll all be part of my 'Fool Proof' method on how to get a girl!"
"oh god help us all." Inuyasha muttered under his breath
Well that is my next chappie! A lil Inu/Kag fluff there but wait till Miroku starts helping Inuyasha O.o fights, anger, rage, love, extreme ebarrasment, and death to a certain priest to come! Oh when will the madness stop!? Sorry if this chapter was a lil boring but with Miroku aboard the 'Fool Proof' (rolls eyes) Love Boat all he** is going to break loose! (what you think ? that it would be peaceful? 'wink') Oh and I just wanted to let you know that Kikyo will NOT be in this story. I was seriously thinking about it and I decided that Miroku is going to cause enough trouble along with Lady Sango. But that may change so don't take my word for it.oh and later on yes Kirara will be in the story! Just drop one tail and make it's eyes a normal catly blue or something! Thank-ye!
(note: Miroku really doesn't die. I wouldn't be that mean.hey don't point your finger at how I killed Kagome's Family! You don't know what happens there either so there (sticks tongue out)
Next chappie up tomorrow!