Sorry I did this so fast I didn't get any reviews that I know of so I will
acknowledge them tomorrow in the next chappie! (why do I call it a
'chappie'!?)
Disclaimer: You know what. I love Inuyasha! I LOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVEEEEEEE you! But I think you and Kagome-sama belong togeeeeeether!... You know what! I will buy Inuyasha offa you if you are reading this for the little money I have! :::pulls out 25 cents::::::....I'll have $2.25 by next weak! (frantically looks around for loose change..)
By the way people! This is the next day! (in the story)
Chapter 4-O.o Miroku's BEAUTIFLE plans
"I really don't think this is going to work Miroku." Inuyasha whispered worrying for his own safety, and, mentally questioning himself for why he would even want anything to do with Kagome.
"Look it can't fail! That is why it is 'Fool Proof'" Miroku said confidently as they both crouched behind the sofa spying on the girls.
"Fool proof my a**." Inuyasha muttered.
"What was that?" Miroku questioned curious.
"Oh nothing you stupid, perv that is going to screw my love life over!."
"I am not going to screw your love life over Inuyasha!"
"Damnit! Prove it then!"
With that Miroku pulled out an add in the newspaper and he read aloud:
"Starting This Saturday (it's Friday today) The local park 'Moonlit' is going to be hosting a special entertainment system. Any couple can come and enjoy the moonlit park with a lovely pond, gardens, and then fireworks at 12:00 a.m. It is garenteed to please and give you some 'special' alone time with your lucky partner. The park opens at 10:00 p.m. and will be opened until 4:00 a.m. The park will not be open during the day for the trail time of this spectacular event.... Then it goes on about the history of the stupid place so go on my point is ask her! We have a plan! Do it!"
"It's just so crazy it just might work!" Inuyasha exclaimed.
"What might work?" Miroku asked while he snuck another Sweet 'N Low packet into his shirt.
" Nothing! And gimme that dam*it! You have got to stop the madness of it all Miroku!" Inuyasha said while grabbing the packet, making sure he didn't have anymore, and realizing he had no place to put it, he ate it himself.
"Hey no fair!" Miroku whimpered like a two year old.
"Well life isn't fair dam*it!" Inuyasha said harshly as he crawled on his hands and knees, grabbing the clip of newspaper Miroku had, and backing out of the room unseen.
He was glad that his townhouse was clean again complete with polished lava lamp and all the 'kewl' lights on the walls including his famous sign that hung over the bathroom door that stated: "Welcome to the He** Hole". Some friend had made it for him and he couldn't resist putting it up.
"Now how to do this.." He mumbled to himself. He decided to listen to the girls conversation to make sure he was making good timing.
"Your cat is so cute!"
"I know! He is just so fuzzy, and warm, and playful!"
"I love your cat!"
"I love him too he's my baby!"
::::::::silence::::::::::
"I love your cat!"
Inuyasha rolled his eyes. "cats." he murmured
Inuyasha was deep in thought on how in the world he was going to pull this off when he heard singing to the right of him.
"Don't speak I know just what you thinking and I don't need your reasons don't tell me cuz it hurts no no! hush hush darlin hush hush dar---"
a hand slapped over his mouth and Inuyasha gave him the 'what-in-the-hell- is-your-problem-you-need-to-get-hold-of-your-idiotic-actions-you-perv-and- how-in-the-hell-am-supposed-to-pull-this-off-geniouse? Glare.
As if Miroku understood he said:
"Oh! I know what to do I'll break the ice!"
"My a** you will!" Inuyasha whispered fiercely. Before Inuyasha could do anything Miroku was already sitting with the girls.
*************Whack***********
"Why in the.!? Miroku why do you ALWAYZ have to touch me?" she was begging for the answer.
"because I love you darlin!" he said as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.
"Well ummm heh heh Miroku I didn't know I ju---"
Inuyasha slapped his hand over his face and shook his head in the corner. Sango and Miroku were kissing now. "That perve---" Inuyasha realized what Miroku had done. Miroku had finally gotten what he wanted while leaving Kagome awkwardly sitting there not having one idea of what to do.
Inuyasha walked in trying to hide his blush.
"Hey Kagome..."
he laughed nervously. Kagome did the same in return trying to ignore the EXTREME kissing a few inches from them on the couch.
"Umm Kagome.maybe we should leave em alone? Eheh!?"
::::::awkward silence:::::::::
"Sure!" they both ran out of the room as the kissing was getting :ahem: well kissy-ish.
"So Kagome.what is going on..feel better about.:ahem: what happened?" He felt guilty bringing up the subject (oh how those tears got to him..)
"Yes much better actually. You made me realize that to a beginning there is an end including to sorrow..it's is just anything worth having is never easily obtained. Thank you."
"Ummm . no problem." He was feeling really awkward now and he was basically what I would call 'Geeking Out' from what Kagome was involuntarily doing to him.
An idea finally struck him and he decided to try it out (anything to break the silence...)
"So Kagome is there anything we can do to maybe cheer you up? I mean you know there has got to be something that you liked to do before you came here." He said bravely.
"Yes acctually." She stated. " I always walk in the park. You know the one they call 'Moonlit'..such a pretty park."
Inuyasha could have fainted on the spot but determination, the fear of the awkward silence, and the urge to block out what might be going on in the other room stopped him from doing so.
"Oh well I heard something about that park having some 'thing' tomorrow night.doyouwannagowithme!?" he spat out.
" Sure! It would probably cheer me up." She said with a warm smile. "But I heard it was for couples."
"We could always tell them we are get in and then spend the time there as if it were just like any other day. And besides cupid sure struck one he** of a funny bone in there." He said gesturing to the room Miroku and Sango were in. "they'll probably go too."
"okay!" she said energetically. " It should be fun!"
But oh so little did she know... They walked into the other room to have to turn right back around disgusted at the kissy-ish kissing. ( I couldn't think of any other way to put it k! Lets just say it was REALLY bad heh heh.)
"BREAK IT UP YOU TWO!" Inuyasha yelled. Miroku and Sango Giggled and then sat up straight.
Inuyasha and Kagome both shook their heads.
"Look me and Kagome are going to that weird thing at the park tomorrow night are you two going together or what!?" With that the other two looked at each other, giggled, and then agreed to go.
The girls sat on the couch and continued another wongo conversation while the boys went into the other room. "thanks for making Kagome alone Miroku." Inuyasha said plainly not enjoying the fact that he had seen the 'kissy-ish kissing'.
"And thank you Inuyasha for getting Sango to go out with me.."
"No prob."
But little did they know..(am I repeating myself!?)
Well I cant believe I got two chapters done tonight maybe ill get two more done tomorrow! Well as you might guess there is extreme madness at the park and many more of Miroku's plans.and what happens if Sango gets into Miroku's loop!? .... .. . May the Dragon of Dumb Luck shine upon them...
Disclaimer: You know what. I love Inuyasha! I LOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVEEEEEEE you! But I think you and Kagome-sama belong togeeeeeether!... You know what! I will buy Inuyasha offa you if you are reading this for the little money I have! :::pulls out 25 cents::::::....I'll have $2.25 by next weak! (frantically looks around for loose change..)
By the way people! This is the next day! (in the story)
Chapter 4-O.o Miroku's BEAUTIFLE plans
"I really don't think this is going to work Miroku." Inuyasha whispered worrying for his own safety, and, mentally questioning himself for why he would even want anything to do with Kagome.
"Look it can't fail! That is why it is 'Fool Proof'" Miroku said confidently as they both crouched behind the sofa spying on the girls.
"Fool proof my a**." Inuyasha muttered.
"What was that?" Miroku questioned curious.
"Oh nothing you stupid, perv that is going to screw my love life over!."
"I am not going to screw your love life over Inuyasha!"
"Damnit! Prove it then!"
With that Miroku pulled out an add in the newspaper and he read aloud:
"Starting This Saturday (it's Friday today) The local park 'Moonlit' is going to be hosting a special entertainment system. Any couple can come and enjoy the moonlit park with a lovely pond, gardens, and then fireworks at 12:00 a.m. It is garenteed to please and give you some 'special' alone time with your lucky partner. The park opens at 10:00 p.m. and will be opened until 4:00 a.m. The park will not be open during the day for the trail time of this spectacular event.... Then it goes on about the history of the stupid place so go on my point is ask her! We have a plan! Do it!"
"It's just so crazy it just might work!" Inuyasha exclaimed.
"What might work?" Miroku asked while he snuck another Sweet 'N Low packet into his shirt.
" Nothing! And gimme that dam*it! You have got to stop the madness of it all Miroku!" Inuyasha said while grabbing the packet, making sure he didn't have anymore, and realizing he had no place to put it, he ate it himself.
"Hey no fair!" Miroku whimpered like a two year old.
"Well life isn't fair dam*it!" Inuyasha said harshly as he crawled on his hands and knees, grabbing the clip of newspaper Miroku had, and backing out of the room unseen.
He was glad that his townhouse was clean again complete with polished lava lamp and all the 'kewl' lights on the walls including his famous sign that hung over the bathroom door that stated: "Welcome to the He** Hole". Some friend had made it for him and he couldn't resist putting it up.
"Now how to do this.." He mumbled to himself. He decided to listen to the girls conversation to make sure he was making good timing.
"Your cat is so cute!"
"I know! He is just so fuzzy, and warm, and playful!"
"I love your cat!"
"I love him too he's my baby!"
::::::::silence::::::::::
"I love your cat!"
Inuyasha rolled his eyes. "cats." he murmured
Inuyasha was deep in thought on how in the world he was going to pull this off when he heard singing to the right of him.
"Don't speak I know just what you thinking and I don't need your reasons don't tell me cuz it hurts no no! hush hush darlin hush hush dar---"
a hand slapped over his mouth and Inuyasha gave him the 'what-in-the-hell- is-your-problem-you-need-to-get-hold-of-your-idiotic-actions-you-perv-and- how-in-the-hell-am-supposed-to-pull-this-off-geniouse? Glare.
As if Miroku understood he said:
"Oh! I know what to do I'll break the ice!"
"My a** you will!" Inuyasha whispered fiercely. Before Inuyasha could do anything Miroku was already sitting with the girls.
*************Whack***********
"Why in the.!? Miroku why do you ALWAYZ have to touch me?" she was begging for the answer.
"because I love you darlin!" he said as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.
"Well ummm heh heh Miroku I didn't know I ju---"
Inuyasha slapped his hand over his face and shook his head in the corner. Sango and Miroku were kissing now. "That perve---" Inuyasha realized what Miroku had done. Miroku had finally gotten what he wanted while leaving Kagome awkwardly sitting there not having one idea of what to do.
Inuyasha walked in trying to hide his blush.
"Hey Kagome..."
he laughed nervously. Kagome did the same in return trying to ignore the EXTREME kissing a few inches from them on the couch.
"Umm Kagome.maybe we should leave em alone? Eheh!?"
::::::awkward silence:::::::::
"Sure!" they both ran out of the room as the kissing was getting :ahem: well kissy-ish.
"So Kagome.what is going on..feel better about.:ahem: what happened?" He felt guilty bringing up the subject (oh how those tears got to him..)
"Yes much better actually. You made me realize that to a beginning there is an end including to sorrow..it's is just anything worth having is never easily obtained. Thank you."
"Ummm . no problem." He was feeling really awkward now and he was basically what I would call 'Geeking Out' from what Kagome was involuntarily doing to him.
An idea finally struck him and he decided to try it out (anything to break the silence...)
"So Kagome is there anything we can do to maybe cheer you up? I mean you know there has got to be something that you liked to do before you came here." He said bravely.
"Yes acctually." She stated. " I always walk in the park. You know the one they call 'Moonlit'..such a pretty park."
Inuyasha could have fainted on the spot but determination, the fear of the awkward silence, and the urge to block out what might be going on in the other room stopped him from doing so.
"Oh well I heard something about that park having some 'thing' tomorrow night.doyouwannagowithme!?" he spat out.
" Sure! It would probably cheer me up." She said with a warm smile. "But I heard it was for couples."
"We could always tell them we are get in and then spend the time there as if it were just like any other day. And besides cupid sure struck one he** of a funny bone in there." He said gesturing to the room Miroku and Sango were in. "they'll probably go too."
"okay!" she said energetically. " It should be fun!"
But oh so little did she know... They walked into the other room to have to turn right back around disgusted at the kissy-ish kissing. ( I couldn't think of any other way to put it k! Lets just say it was REALLY bad heh heh.)
"BREAK IT UP YOU TWO!" Inuyasha yelled. Miroku and Sango Giggled and then sat up straight.
Inuyasha and Kagome both shook their heads.
"Look me and Kagome are going to that weird thing at the park tomorrow night are you two going together or what!?" With that the other two looked at each other, giggled, and then agreed to go.
The girls sat on the couch and continued another wongo conversation while the boys went into the other room. "thanks for making Kagome alone Miroku." Inuyasha said plainly not enjoying the fact that he had seen the 'kissy-ish kissing'.
"And thank you Inuyasha for getting Sango to go out with me.."
"No prob."
But little did they know..(am I repeating myself!?)
Well I cant believe I got two chapters done tonight maybe ill get two more done tomorrow! Well as you might guess there is extreme madness at the park and many more of Miroku's plans.and what happens if Sango gets into Miroku's loop!? .... .. . May the Dragon of Dumb Luck shine upon them...