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Now on with the story!
Note: Any dialog written in parentheses is thinking like ("hello")
Disclaimer: :::grumpily:::: I don't own Inuyasha but oh will I in the future! You will all bow to me! MUWAHAHAHAAA! Because I have a plan...oh what a plan do I have! I have a plan on how to take over the world with the use of: Frozen waffles, fire, cow-tipping, squirrels, Gum, and acorns!!!!!! MUWAHAHHAAAA!
:::being dragged away by the "Insane Institute For The Mentally Disturbed And Challenged" people:::::
One dramatic shopping day and the plans commence!!!!!
"Look everyone I'm going to bed!" Inuyasha yelled over Miroku's singing of "Hey Mister DJ" by Madonna. (is that the name of the song? Or is it 'Dance With my Baby?" oh well you know what I'm talking about don't you?)
"I wanna dance with my ba... . . . . .:::pause::: A whole new world!!!!!!! A dazzling place I never knew! Goodnight Inuyasha!"
"Holy He**s Miroku don't you know that cr*p Can kill you!?" Inuyasha yelled at Miroku while once again taking the Sweet 'N Low out of his hand. This time he took the whole box put it in a trash bag and threw it out the window where it landed in a dumpster that was to be emptied tomorrow.
"No! Don't you know how good that stuff is!?" Miroku said Shakily in a it's- so-wonderful-I-can't-believe-you-can-do-that-without-flinching look.
Sango was on the phone and when she had gotten off she had news to tell.
"Hey guys my brother Kohaku is going to drop by in a couple of minutes to give me my cat Kirara (for those of you who don't know it is pronounced Kilala) I hope you wont mind another pet in the house. I'll take care of her!"
":::sigh::: why not. but if anything dies I warned you.see 'this is a warning'. There. I warned you okay?"
"Thank you Inuyasha!"
Inuyasha went into the other room where he lay down on the couch. He was sleeping there because Kagome had been sleeping in his bed.
"I'm going to go to bed too you guys." Kagome added in sleepily.
She headed to his room. The others decided that once Kohaku came they were going to bed too.
It was around 1:00 a.m. when Kagome woke Inuyasha up.
"Inuyasha I'm cold!" she whimpered.
"fine come on." He said drowsily as he headed to his room with Kagome. He hopped in bed with her and said.
"The others are using all the blankets ill just share my body heat k?"
"ummm...ookay." She said a little unsure. But to her relief all he did was put his head on her neck and fall asleep.
Suddenly Taylor jumped onto the bed with Buyo. (Apparently the fat cat had become the dog's companion.) Inuyasha woke up with the heavy weight on his head and realized what was going on.
"Oh sh*t." he said
"What Inuyasha.?" Kagome questioned a little unsure of what he was going to say.
"Listen."
:::creek::: :::crack::::
"What is that Inuyasha..?"
"That would be the sound of my bed breaking."
"Why is your bed going to break!?" she asked panicked.
"It was already beat up from the move and this was my parents, and it's old. And we weigh a lot all together."
With that said the bed gave a moan and the wood snapped on one side then the other causing Inuyasha to fall of the bed with a yelp. Kagome screamed and the dog jumped off the bed while Buyo hid under the covers.
"owwwww my head dam*it!" Inuyasha whined
"You okay Inuyasha!? The bed didn't fall on you did it!?" Kagome asked.
"Ya I'm fine but I'm sure as h*ll going to beat my dog's a**!"
Kagome knew he wasn't going to and Inuyasha just gave up and got back into the now lopsided bed.
"goo'night K'gome." Inuyasha said muffled through the pillow.
"Inuyasha?"
"..."
"Okay well don't get mad at me if you get the wrong idea." She said to him as she snuggled against his chest for warmth and fell asleep.
It was the next morning at 5:00 a.m. Sango was up and so was Miroku. Sango snuck into Inuyasha's room and tapped Kagome awake.
"com'on Kagome!" she whispered while Miroku snuck into the room.
"Woah.you two broke the bed... never knew you two were so strong.. Or that Inuyasha would." he was cut off short by Sango and Kagome who had slapped hands over his mouth with death glares. They dragged him outside the room and proceeded in beating the sh*t out of him for his last comment.
It was now 5:3o a.m. and the two girls ran into Inuyasha's room and started yelling at him to wake him up..quite energetically.
"Hi Inuyasha! Wake up wake up wake up whatcha doin!? I like mornings they are kewl! I also like sunsets those are kewl too! What are you doing!? Come on wake up it's a nice day! Or actually morning! It's a great morning to eat or to sleep or to jump up and down or to run up a hill or to run across the room or to kill something or to play jump rope or to yell or to fly or to go to an airport or to go shopping OH I LOVE SHOPPING!" Kagome shrieked.
"What the h*ll are you on?" Inuyasha asked drowsily.
" what are we on? Hey waddaya mean whaddaya mean whaddaya mean!? We aren't 'on' anything are we Kagome are we are we are we????????"
"no we aren't nope no! no na ah! Nope never why no no no we are not are we Sango!?????????"
"No I don't think so nope na ah why would we nope nope!"
"Shut up!!!!!!!!! What do you have in your hands and who gave it to you!?" Inuyasha yelled not liking his rude awakening with two crazy girls.
"HUH!? Oh this is Expresso! And Miroku gave it to us uhuh! He did yup! Yes!" the girls screamed in unison.
"Oh boy.." Inuyasha moaned as he went into the other room where pained yelps could be heard out of Miroku.
It was now 5:5o a.m. and they were all siting down at the breakfast table snacking on toast.
" Inuyasha! We are all going to go shopping today! Like right now!" the girls screamed clearly excited.
"And why are we doing this?"
"Because Inuyasha! We have money and we need to get something to wear for tonight!"
"Oh sh*t I forgot about that! Okay we can all go and how do you suppose the mall will be open!?"
"It's a super sale today! And every store opens umm..ten minutes ago! Now lets get out of here!" Kagome squealed happily.
And so they headed to the mall....
"me and Sango are going to go to our stores! And you two can go to yours! We'll meet back here for lunch at...11:oo that's five hours from now that should be enough time!" Kagome said a little calmer from this morning but still clearly excited nonetheless. Before either of the boys could respond the girls were off to some off their girly-ish girl stores where they clothes and stuff.
Sango and Kagome were in one of there stores with two baskets each just piling in the clothes..
"Oh isn't this pretty Kagome!?" Sango screeched when she found a particularly 'stylish' shirt.
"Oh it's adorable!" Kagome agreed as Sango threw it in her other empty baskets. Then they headed to the accessories..
The boys were in one of you know 'those' stores with you know where boys go to 'shop' for clothes.
"Umm.this is kewl I guess.." Inuyasha said and Miroku nodded.
They kind of just sat around in the same spot until a young girl came over to help them.
"Is there anything I could help you with sirs.?" she asked politely in a business sort of tone.
Inuyasha grabbed Miroku's ear and told him to lay off the women just this once or he would get the 'sh*t beaten out of him'. Miroku nodded clearly afraid of Inuyasha.
"You see you know that thing at the 'Moonlit' park tonight we need something to wear." Inuyasha stated
"Oh yes I do! And I can help you.you have money right?"
"yes"
"Okay! Lets go!" they basically went on a major shopping incident with this girl leading them around the store picking out clothes for them as if she were a professional dresser.
"EEK!" Kagome screamed picking up red nailpolish with sparkly stuff. "OH THAT'S AWESOME!" Sango piped in.
the time passed.and passed.and passed while the boys still sat there with that girl nodding as if they understood everything she was saying about 'fashion'. The girls continued to buy out stores and squeal with delight with every new discovery.
And finally after a lot of shopping and a lot of credit card scanning they met for lunch at the restaurant in the mall. The girls had about fourteen bags each. (they paid people at stores to help them carry it) while the boys had about eight bags each. (come one they can carry that on their own they're macho!)
"I'm starving!" Inuyasha whimpered.
"Ya..." they all agreed. They sat down at a table and Inuyasha had to constantly slap Miroku's hand from reaching to the Sweet 'N Low and Sango.
Eventually they got there food and Inuyasha was done in a heart beat causing everyone to stare in awe while they ate their own food.
Doing a 'group drag' or carrying around all the stuff they had until they got to Inuyasha's car, was quite hard.
Inuyasha sat at the wheel and decided to have a little 'fun' witch also included the almost-heart attacks of the others.
He swerved around the corner as if he was some car stunt man (which he would make a good one..) and then did a perfect 180 in the middle of the empty road. Sango and Kagome hugged themselves together while creaming bloody murder. Miroku clung to the side of the door with his eyes shut mumbling to himself as if he were going insane. Inuyasha just laughed madly and cotinued to drive like a maniac, driving 97 miles per hour, and dodging all the other cars with ease. He finally reached home and he smoothly got all his stuff and some of the girl's stuff too and walked out of the car and into the house. After several trips of back-and-forth he got all the bags inside and finally opened the other car doors to check on the passengers.
"Hello Miroku!?" Inuyasha yelled in his ear.
Miroku continued to grasp the door for life and mumble to himself. Inuyasha slapped him upside the head and Miroku snapped back looking very pale.
"I cant believe the cops didn't catch you! You almost gave me a heart attack!" Miroku said obviously miffed at Inuyasha. Inuyasha just looked at Miroku and then to the two girls in the back who were still clinging to each other wide-eyed in a silent scream. Inuyasha started laughing which caught the girls attention bringing them back to reality.
"Inuyasha!" Kagome shrieked.
"Hey sorry guys I guess I won't do that anymore. I guess you guys don't trust me." He said first looking miffed and then turned it into a sarcastic yet convincing pout.
"But you should have seen the look on your faces!" Inuyasha said snickering.
This caused everyone to think it over and see the scene through Inuyasha's eyes which made them laugh despite themselves.
"Okay, Okay, Inuyasha we forgive you." Sango said smiling as they all got out of the car and into the house.
Later that night Kagome and Sango were upstairs getting ready for the big event. Inuyasha and Miroku had finished long before them and were wiating quite impatiently. Kirara, Buyo, and Taylor were all eating like the fat little pigs they are. (Okay only Buyo was fat.but they were still eating 50 times their body weight)
"do you think Inuyasha will like it?" Kagome questioned.
"Oh yes I thi-wait a minute.you aren't trying to impress Inuyasha are you? I thought you just wanted to lighten your mood or.do you really have an attraction to him?" Sango asked eagerly.
"Well ummm...
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"NO WAY!" Sango wailed. I'll help you with him! I've known him for quite sometime now.and I'm sure I can help! Please oh please! It'll be 'Fool Proof'!"
(sound familiar?)
"Well ummm.okay I guess why not!" Kagome said glad that her friend didn't think she was weird for somewhat liking Inuyasha.
"Then we have to change our whole outlook!" Sango screeched as she dove for the make up, Bag of clothes, and Kagome. She explained everything as she worked on her.
"Look if you want to impress Inuyasha then we have to change your colors and your outfit from friendly to a lil more than friendly you could say!" Sango said as she applied blush to Kagome's cheeks.
About a half an hour later.....
"Could they take any lon---" Inuyasha was cut short by the two girls walking down the stairs. Inuyasha was trying as hard as he could not to blush when he saw Kagome but he could already feel the heat rising to his cheeks.
Kagome was wearing a deep black dress that hung loosely around her neck and ended as a tank top but thin sorta-see-through lacy stuff hung like a Inuyasha's (hanyou [half demon] Inuyasha from the show but a lil smaller) sleeves. It continued to be sorta form fitting but comfortably loose at the same time till it reached about 7 inches above her ankles where it flailed out with that weird lacy stuff again. ( If you have ever seen The legend of Zelda's Oracle of Ages Nayru that is sorta what her dress looked like but a lil different). She had Golden flower embroidery go all the way up it until the thickness of the golden flowers lessened quite a bit once it reached her waist. She had almost-lip-color pink gloss on her lips with a hint of red blush on her cheeks and a TINY bit of purple eyeshadow that could barely be seen.
Sango wore a loose yet really pretty blue and green dress that went to her ankles that was not for fitting from her waist down her hair was up in a pretty bun with a lot of pretty red ornaments in it with purple eyeshadow and a sort of lightly applied red lip gloss.
Miroku of course could not help himself from running up to Sango and starting that whole kissy-ish kissing scene again. Kagome glanced at Inuyasha who had one of those dress white under business uniform shirts that wasn't buttoned up all the way with black jeans. And of course no make up for him. She looked back ahead of her until she realized the sight she just saw and her head involuntarily darted back to Inuyasha who was itching to go and break up the other two.
Inuyasha saw her staring out of the corner of his eyes and looked down at himself with a blush.
(" did I do something wrong!?") he thought panicked as he scanned himself not seeing anything was wrong.
He looked at her and realized how close his face was with hers and he acted like an EXTREMELY shy deer in headlights. He blushed a deep crimson and turned away and decided to say something to cover up for that.
"I'm going to break them up we have got to go." He said to Kagome without looking at her.
"I think you are right." She agreed and Inuyasha decided to charge in at full force seeing that was the only way they would comply with stopping and getting the car to go.
"That's it you two break it up!" Inuyasha said while pulling the two bodies apart only to see them leaning over so their lips could still meet.
"Oh that's just wrong" Inuyasha said as he grabbed the two by their hair and pulled them apart.
"Hey!" They both said in unison looking as if they could kill..
"Save it for the park! We have got to go! It starts in 5 minutes!" Inuyasha yelled as he pushed the two out the door and into his car and turned back around to grab Kagome's hand and drag her into the car with him.
After Inuyasha promised not to drive like he had the took off and reached the park in record time (While miraculously staying within the speed limit.or so he said..)
The two couples went there separate ways when they got inside the park with a wink for Sango to Kagome and a 'thumbs up' to Inuyasha. Sango and Miroku noticed that they both had done while the other two didn't.
"Miroku.are you trying to get Kagome and Inuyasha together?" Sango questioned. "Umm ya..are you?"
"Actually..yea I am..."
"want to join forces?" Miroku asked with a mischeviouse smile.
She nodded and smiled too. They them found a bench in the garden and continued their kissy-ish kissing. (quiver) While those two were having a good time Kagome and Inuyasha's lil thing wasn't going so great...
They were heading to the pretty lake with lily pads together where they sat on the bank and talked.
"So umm.it's a beautiful night tonight." Inuyasha said a little unsure of himself.
"Yup." She said fearing the awkward silence that was boud to come.
And it came
"..."
"..."
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"So umm Kagome wanna walk around?" he asked
"Sure.."
They entered the little maze in the garden that was actually really hard to get through especially in the dark.
"Aww! Man where the h*ll are we!?" Inuyasha questioned.
"I don't know but I cant see anything in here because it's shaded and I'm running into thorns!" she wined.
"so am I." Inuyasha said a little annoyed.
They reached the center of the maze where a big oak tree was but they were heading the wrong way and far from the exit.
"I have a plan!" Inuyasha said as he climbed the oak tree. He went to the highest branch and looked around. "Okay Kagome remember! Right, left, left, left, and.right! Got that!?" Inuyasha shouted to her. "yes I do!" she yelled back.
Inuyasha was starting to get down when the branch he was on began to creak. "SH*T!" he yelped when he felt the branch give way under him. He hit the ground quite hard but was able to g up with a few scratches and bruises.
"Well that was just dandy!" he said with a scowl. "Are you all right?" she asked concerned.
"Huh? Oh ya I'm fine..thanks." he said a little shy and they continued to walk on. After a couple minutes of thinking they were still lost they reached the exit.
"WOOHOO!" Inuyasha cheered as he saw the exit. He grabbed Kagome's hand and they ran out.
It was nearing Midnight and Miroku and Sango did a little walking before finding another bench to finish what they had started. Inuyasha and Kagome were standing hand in hand by the little lake they were at previously enjoying the beauty of the clear night.
":::sigh::: It's beautiful isn't it Inuyasha? Kagome said while resting her head on his shoulder.
"Mmmmhmmm." He agreed enjoying her presence.
Se turned to face him and decided it was the time to commence her and Sango's 'plan'. She leaned in close and Inuyasha blushed but did the same.
Closer, Closer, Closer.....
Bang!
The fireworks were going on off and all he** broke loose.
Kagome got startled and yelped stumbling over Inuyasha's foot causing her to loose balance. She was falling toward the lake when Inuyasha grabbed her arm in a hurry only to slip in a patch of mud causing them to booth fly into the water. When Kagome hit the water she yelped while Inuyasha did the same and cussed. A bunch of the mud at the bottom of the lake stirred up just causing them to be dirty AND wet.
The water was like ice and they weren't particularly happy about it.
"Why in the he** is the water cold if it is summer time!?" Inuyasha said crawling out of the lake grabbing Kagome along with him.
"summer officially starts in one week or so." Kagome added in trying to make the mood a little bit better. Despite the fact that her new dress was ruined and that she was soaking wet.
Sango and Miroku were quietly enjoying the fire works and talking peacefully together.
"Do you think that Inuyasha and Kagome are having fun?" Sango asked.
"TO HE** WE ARE HAVING FUN!" Inuyasha screeched.
Sango and Miroku turned to see two very soaked people that resembled a wet rat and they had many bumps, bruises, and scratches.
"What happened to you two!?" Sago asked clearly not able to stifle her mad laughter.
"We got lost in a VERY dark maze for hours where we got cut up by the rose's thorns! Then Inuyasha climbed the oak tree in the middle of the maze to find a way out and the branch he was on collapsed under him so he fell. We finally found our way out and stood by the lake everything seemed to be going fine despite the fact that it looked like we just got the stuffing beaten out of us! The fireworks went off startling me, causing me to trip on Inuyasha's foot, he grabbed me slipped on mud and we both flew into the ICE COLD LAKE!" Kagome concluded with a VERY miffed expression on her face, along with Inuyasha.
"Oh my gosh! That is priceless! Ha ha ha! That's hysterical!" Miroku and Sango laughed together.
Inuyasha just stared at them with a really angered expression on her faces, arms crossed over their chests, and dripping water all over the grass.
"Well if it makes you feel any better we had a great time!" Miroku said still chuckling from the sight in front of him.
With that they all stood up and headed towards the gate where they hopped in the car and Miroku drove the others home.
Poor guys! Nothing ever works out for them but oh does it get worse! MUWAHAHAAAA! But funnier too! Next Chapter (which I will start right now) :::: "The power of Pictionary and Glow Stars..Never Underestimate the Adhesive!" It is supposed to be REALLY funny in my opinion if all turns out good so stay with me! Thank you guys! Please review! Dang this Chapter was 14 pages long! (sweatdrop)
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Now on with the story!
Note: Any dialog written in parentheses is thinking like ("hello")
Disclaimer: :::grumpily:::: I don't own Inuyasha but oh will I in the future! You will all bow to me! MUWAHAHAHAAA! Because I have a plan...oh what a plan do I have! I have a plan on how to take over the world with the use of: Frozen waffles, fire, cow-tipping, squirrels, Gum, and acorns!!!!!! MUWAHAHHAAAA!
:::being dragged away by the "Insane Institute For The Mentally Disturbed And Challenged" people:::::
One dramatic shopping day and the plans commence!!!!!
"Look everyone I'm going to bed!" Inuyasha yelled over Miroku's singing of "Hey Mister DJ" by Madonna. (is that the name of the song? Or is it 'Dance With my Baby?" oh well you know what I'm talking about don't you?)
"I wanna dance with my ba... . . . . .:::pause::: A whole new world!!!!!!! A dazzling place I never knew! Goodnight Inuyasha!"
"Holy He**s Miroku don't you know that cr*p Can kill you!?" Inuyasha yelled at Miroku while once again taking the Sweet 'N Low out of his hand. This time he took the whole box put it in a trash bag and threw it out the window where it landed in a dumpster that was to be emptied tomorrow.
"No! Don't you know how good that stuff is!?" Miroku said Shakily in a it's- so-wonderful-I-can't-believe-you-can-do-that-without-flinching look.
Sango was on the phone and when she had gotten off she had news to tell.
"Hey guys my brother Kohaku is going to drop by in a couple of minutes to give me my cat Kirara (for those of you who don't know it is pronounced Kilala) I hope you wont mind another pet in the house. I'll take care of her!"
":::sigh::: why not. but if anything dies I warned you.see 'this is a warning'. There. I warned you okay?"
"Thank you Inuyasha!"
Inuyasha went into the other room where he lay down on the couch. He was sleeping there because Kagome had been sleeping in his bed.
"I'm going to go to bed too you guys." Kagome added in sleepily.
She headed to his room. The others decided that once Kohaku came they were going to bed too.
It was around 1:00 a.m. when Kagome woke Inuyasha up.
"Inuyasha I'm cold!" she whimpered.
"fine come on." He said drowsily as he headed to his room with Kagome. He hopped in bed with her and said.
"The others are using all the blankets ill just share my body heat k?"
"ummm...ookay." She said a little unsure. But to her relief all he did was put his head on her neck and fall asleep.
Suddenly Taylor jumped onto the bed with Buyo. (Apparently the fat cat had become the dog's companion.) Inuyasha woke up with the heavy weight on his head and realized what was going on.
"Oh sh*t." he said
"What Inuyasha.?" Kagome questioned a little unsure of what he was going to say.
"Listen."
:::creek::: :::crack::::
"What is that Inuyasha..?"
"That would be the sound of my bed breaking."
"Why is your bed going to break!?" she asked panicked.
"It was already beat up from the move and this was my parents, and it's old. And we weigh a lot all together."
With that said the bed gave a moan and the wood snapped on one side then the other causing Inuyasha to fall of the bed with a yelp. Kagome screamed and the dog jumped off the bed while Buyo hid under the covers.
"owwwww my head dam*it!" Inuyasha whined
"You okay Inuyasha!? The bed didn't fall on you did it!?" Kagome asked.
"Ya I'm fine but I'm sure as h*ll going to beat my dog's a**!"
Kagome knew he wasn't going to and Inuyasha just gave up and got back into the now lopsided bed.
"goo'night K'gome." Inuyasha said muffled through the pillow.
"Inuyasha?"
"..."
"Okay well don't get mad at me if you get the wrong idea." She said to him as she snuggled against his chest for warmth and fell asleep.
It was the next morning at 5:00 a.m. Sango was up and so was Miroku. Sango snuck into Inuyasha's room and tapped Kagome awake.
"com'on Kagome!" she whispered while Miroku snuck into the room.
"Woah.you two broke the bed... never knew you two were so strong.. Or that Inuyasha would." he was cut off short by Sango and Kagome who had slapped hands over his mouth with death glares. They dragged him outside the room and proceeded in beating the sh*t out of him for his last comment.
It was now 5:3o a.m. and the two girls ran into Inuyasha's room and started yelling at him to wake him up..quite energetically.
"Hi Inuyasha! Wake up wake up wake up whatcha doin!? I like mornings they are kewl! I also like sunsets those are kewl too! What are you doing!? Come on wake up it's a nice day! Or actually morning! It's a great morning to eat or to sleep or to jump up and down or to run up a hill or to run across the room or to kill something or to play jump rope or to yell or to fly or to go to an airport or to go shopping OH I LOVE SHOPPING!" Kagome shrieked.
"What the h*ll are you on?" Inuyasha asked drowsily.
" what are we on? Hey waddaya mean whaddaya mean whaddaya mean!? We aren't 'on' anything are we Kagome are we are we are we????????"
"no we aren't nope no! no na ah! Nope never why no no no we are not are we Sango!?????????"
"No I don't think so nope na ah why would we nope nope!"
"Shut up!!!!!!!!! What do you have in your hands and who gave it to you!?" Inuyasha yelled not liking his rude awakening with two crazy girls.
"HUH!? Oh this is Expresso! And Miroku gave it to us uhuh! He did yup! Yes!" the girls screamed in unison.
"Oh boy.." Inuyasha moaned as he went into the other room where pained yelps could be heard out of Miroku.
It was now 5:5o a.m. and they were all siting down at the breakfast table snacking on toast.
" Inuyasha! We are all going to go shopping today! Like right now!" the girls screamed clearly excited.
"And why are we doing this?"
"Because Inuyasha! We have money and we need to get something to wear for tonight!"
"Oh sh*t I forgot about that! Okay we can all go and how do you suppose the mall will be open!?"
"It's a super sale today! And every store opens umm..ten minutes ago! Now lets get out of here!" Kagome squealed happily.
And so they headed to the mall....
"me and Sango are going to go to our stores! And you two can go to yours! We'll meet back here for lunch at...11:oo that's five hours from now that should be enough time!" Kagome said a little calmer from this morning but still clearly excited nonetheless. Before either of the boys could respond the girls were off to some off their girly-ish girl stores where they clothes and stuff.
Sango and Kagome were in one of there stores with two baskets each just piling in the clothes..
"Oh isn't this pretty Kagome!?" Sango screeched when she found a particularly 'stylish' shirt.
"Oh it's adorable!" Kagome agreed as Sango threw it in her other empty baskets. Then they headed to the accessories..
The boys were in one of you know 'those' stores with you know where boys go to 'shop' for clothes.
"Umm.this is kewl I guess.." Inuyasha said and Miroku nodded.
They kind of just sat around in the same spot until a young girl came over to help them.
"Is there anything I could help you with sirs.?" she asked politely in a business sort of tone.
Inuyasha grabbed Miroku's ear and told him to lay off the women just this once or he would get the 'sh*t beaten out of him'. Miroku nodded clearly afraid of Inuyasha.
"You see you know that thing at the 'Moonlit' park tonight we need something to wear." Inuyasha stated
"Oh yes I do! And I can help you.you have money right?"
"yes"
"Okay! Lets go!" they basically went on a major shopping incident with this girl leading them around the store picking out clothes for them as if she were a professional dresser.
"EEK!" Kagome screamed picking up red nailpolish with sparkly stuff. "OH THAT'S AWESOME!" Sango piped in.
the time passed.and passed.and passed while the boys still sat there with that girl nodding as if they understood everything she was saying about 'fashion'. The girls continued to buy out stores and squeal with delight with every new discovery.
And finally after a lot of shopping and a lot of credit card scanning they met for lunch at the restaurant in the mall. The girls had about fourteen bags each. (they paid people at stores to help them carry it) while the boys had about eight bags each. (come one they can carry that on their own they're macho!)
"I'm starving!" Inuyasha whimpered.
"Ya..." they all agreed. They sat down at a table and Inuyasha had to constantly slap Miroku's hand from reaching to the Sweet 'N Low and Sango.
Eventually they got there food and Inuyasha was done in a heart beat causing everyone to stare in awe while they ate their own food.
Doing a 'group drag' or carrying around all the stuff they had until they got to Inuyasha's car, was quite hard.
Inuyasha sat at the wheel and decided to have a little 'fun' witch also included the almost-heart attacks of the others.
He swerved around the corner as if he was some car stunt man (which he would make a good one..) and then did a perfect 180 in the middle of the empty road. Sango and Kagome hugged themselves together while creaming bloody murder. Miroku clung to the side of the door with his eyes shut mumbling to himself as if he were going insane. Inuyasha just laughed madly and cotinued to drive like a maniac, driving 97 miles per hour, and dodging all the other cars with ease. He finally reached home and he smoothly got all his stuff and some of the girl's stuff too and walked out of the car and into the house. After several trips of back-and-forth he got all the bags inside and finally opened the other car doors to check on the passengers.
"Hello Miroku!?" Inuyasha yelled in his ear.
Miroku continued to grasp the door for life and mumble to himself. Inuyasha slapped him upside the head and Miroku snapped back looking very pale.
"I cant believe the cops didn't catch you! You almost gave me a heart attack!" Miroku said obviously miffed at Inuyasha. Inuyasha just looked at Miroku and then to the two girls in the back who were still clinging to each other wide-eyed in a silent scream. Inuyasha started laughing which caught the girls attention bringing them back to reality.
"Inuyasha!" Kagome shrieked.
"Hey sorry guys I guess I won't do that anymore. I guess you guys don't trust me." He said first looking miffed and then turned it into a sarcastic yet convincing pout.
"But you should have seen the look on your faces!" Inuyasha said snickering.
This caused everyone to think it over and see the scene through Inuyasha's eyes which made them laugh despite themselves.
"Okay, Okay, Inuyasha we forgive you." Sango said smiling as they all got out of the car and into the house.
Later that night Kagome and Sango were upstairs getting ready for the big event. Inuyasha and Miroku had finished long before them and were wiating quite impatiently. Kirara, Buyo, and Taylor were all eating like the fat little pigs they are. (Okay only Buyo was fat.but they were still eating 50 times their body weight)
"do you think Inuyasha will like it?" Kagome questioned.
"Oh yes I thi-wait a minute.you aren't trying to impress Inuyasha are you? I thought you just wanted to lighten your mood or.do you really have an attraction to him?" Sango asked eagerly.
"Well ummm...
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"NO WAY!" Sango wailed. I'll help you with him! I've known him for quite sometime now.and I'm sure I can help! Please oh please! It'll be 'Fool Proof'!"
(sound familiar?)
"Well ummm.okay I guess why not!" Kagome said glad that her friend didn't think she was weird for somewhat liking Inuyasha.
"Then we have to change our whole outlook!" Sango screeched as she dove for the make up, Bag of clothes, and Kagome. She explained everything as she worked on her.
"Look if you want to impress Inuyasha then we have to change your colors and your outfit from friendly to a lil more than friendly you could say!" Sango said as she applied blush to Kagome's cheeks.
About a half an hour later.....
"Could they take any lon---" Inuyasha was cut short by the two girls walking down the stairs. Inuyasha was trying as hard as he could not to blush when he saw Kagome but he could already feel the heat rising to his cheeks.
Kagome was wearing a deep black dress that hung loosely around her neck and ended as a tank top but thin sorta-see-through lacy stuff hung like a Inuyasha's (hanyou [half demon] Inuyasha from the show but a lil smaller) sleeves. It continued to be sorta form fitting but comfortably loose at the same time till it reached about 7 inches above her ankles where it flailed out with that weird lacy stuff again. ( If you have ever seen The legend of Zelda's Oracle of Ages Nayru that is sorta what her dress looked like but a lil different). She had Golden flower embroidery go all the way up it until the thickness of the golden flowers lessened quite a bit once it reached her waist. She had almost-lip-color pink gloss on her lips with a hint of red blush on her cheeks and a TINY bit of purple eyeshadow that could barely be seen.
Sango wore a loose yet really pretty blue and green dress that went to her ankles that was not for fitting from her waist down her hair was up in a pretty bun with a lot of pretty red ornaments in it with purple eyeshadow and a sort of lightly applied red lip gloss.
Miroku of course could not help himself from running up to Sango and starting that whole kissy-ish kissing scene again. Kagome glanced at Inuyasha who had one of those dress white under business uniform shirts that wasn't buttoned up all the way with black jeans. And of course no make up for him. She looked back ahead of her until she realized the sight she just saw and her head involuntarily darted back to Inuyasha who was itching to go and break up the other two.
Inuyasha saw her staring out of the corner of his eyes and looked down at himself with a blush.
(" did I do something wrong!?") he thought panicked as he scanned himself not seeing anything was wrong.
He looked at her and realized how close his face was with hers and he acted like an EXTREMELY shy deer in headlights. He blushed a deep crimson and turned away and decided to say something to cover up for that.
"I'm going to break them up we have got to go." He said to Kagome without looking at her.
"I think you are right." She agreed and Inuyasha decided to charge in at full force seeing that was the only way they would comply with stopping and getting the car to go.
"That's it you two break it up!" Inuyasha said while pulling the two bodies apart only to see them leaning over so their lips could still meet.
"Oh that's just wrong" Inuyasha said as he grabbed the two by their hair and pulled them apart.
"Hey!" They both said in unison looking as if they could kill..
"Save it for the park! We have got to go! It starts in 5 minutes!" Inuyasha yelled as he pushed the two out the door and into his car and turned back around to grab Kagome's hand and drag her into the car with him.
After Inuyasha promised not to drive like he had the took off and reached the park in record time (While miraculously staying within the speed limit.or so he said..)
The two couples went there separate ways when they got inside the park with a wink for Sango to Kagome and a 'thumbs up' to Inuyasha. Sango and Miroku noticed that they both had done while the other two didn't.
"Miroku.are you trying to get Kagome and Inuyasha together?" Sango questioned. "Umm ya..are you?"
"Actually..yea I am..."
"want to join forces?" Miroku asked with a mischeviouse smile.
She nodded and smiled too. They them found a bench in the garden and continued their kissy-ish kissing. (quiver) While those two were having a good time Kagome and Inuyasha's lil thing wasn't going so great...
They were heading to the pretty lake with lily pads together where they sat on the bank and talked.
"So umm.it's a beautiful night tonight." Inuyasha said a little unsure of himself.
"Yup." She said fearing the awkward silence that was boud to come.
And it came
"..."
"..."
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"So umm Kagome wanna walk around?" he asked
"Sure.."
They entered the little maze in the garden that was actually really hard to get through especially in the dark.
"Aww! Man where the h*ll are we!?" Inuyasha questioned.
"I don't know but I cant see anything in here because it's shaded and I'm running into thorns!" she wined.
"so am I." Inuyasha said a little annoyed.
They reached the center of the maze where a big oak tree was but they were heading the wrong way and far from the exit.
"I have a plan!" Inuyasha said as he climbed the oak tree. He went to the highest branch and looked around. "Okay Kagome remember! Right, left, left, left, and.right! Got that!?" Inuyasha shouted to her. "yes I do!" she yelled back.
Inuyasha was starting to get down when the branch he was on began to creak. "SH*T!" he yelped when he felt the branch give way under him. He hit the ground quite hard but was able to g up with a few scratches and bruises.
"Well that was just dandy!" he said with a scowl. "Are you all right?" she asked concerned.
"Huh? Oh ya I'm fine..thanks." he said a little shy and they continued to walk on. After a couple minutes of thinking they were still lost they reached the exit.
"WOOHOO!" Inuyasha cheered as he saw the exit. He grabbed Kagome's hand and they ran out.
It was nearing Midnight and Miroku and Sango did a little walking before finding another bench to finish what they had started. Inuyasha and Kagome were standing hand in hand by the little lake they were at previously enjoying the beauty of the clear night.
":::sigh::: It's beautiful isn't it Inuyasha? Kagome said while resting her head on his shoulder.
"Mmmmhmmm." He agreed enjoying her presence.
Se turned to face him and decided it was the time to commence her and Sango's 'plan'. She leaned in close and Inuyasha blushed but did the same.
Closer, Closer, Closer.....
Bang!
The fireworks were going on off and all he** broke loose.
Kagome got startled and yelped stumbling over Inuyasha's foot causing her to loose balance. She was falling toward the lake when Inuyasha grabbed her arm in a hurry only to slip in a patch of mud causing them to booth fly into the water. When Kagome hit the water she yelped while Inuyasha did the same and cussed. A bunch of the mud at the bottom of the lake stirred up just causing them to be dirty AND wet.
The water was like ice and they weren't particularly happy about it.
"Why in the he** is the water cold if it is summer time!?" Inuyasha said crawling out of the lake grabbing Kagome along with him.
"summer officially starts in one week or so." Kagome added in trying to make the mood a little bit better. Despite the fact that her new dress was ruined and that she was soaking wet.
Sango and Miroku were quietly enjoying the fire works and talking peacefully together.
"Do you think that Inuyasha and Kagome are having fun?" Sango asked.
"TO HE** WE ARE HAVING FUN!" Inuyasha screeched.
Sango and Miroku turned to see two very soaked people that resembled a wet rat and they had many bumps, bruises, and scratches.
"What happened to you two!?" Sago asked clearly not able to stifle her mad laughter.
"We got lost in a VERY dark maze for hours where we got cut up by the rose's thorns! Then Inuyasha climbed the oak tree in the middle of the maze to find a way out and the branch he was on collapsed under him so he fell. We finally found our way out and stood by the lake everything seemed to be going fine despite the fact that it looked like we just got the stuffing beaten out of us! The fireworks went off startling me, causing me to trip on Inuyasha's foot, he grabbed me slipped on mud and we both flew into the ICE COLD LAKE!" Kagome concluded with a VERY miffed expression on her face, along with Inuyasha.
"Oh my gosh! That is priceless! Ha ha ha! That's hysterical!" Miroku and Sango laughed together.
Inuyasha just stared at them with a really angered expression on her faces, arms crossed over their chests, and dripping water all over the grass.
"Well if it makes you feel any better we had a great time!" Miroku said still chuckling from the sight in front of him.
With that they all stood up and headed towards the gate where they hopped in the car and Miroku drove the others home.
Poor guys! Nothing ever works out for them but oh does it get worse! MUWAHAHAAAA! But funnier too! Next Chapter (which I will start right now) :::: "The power of Pictionary and Glow Stars..Never Underestimate the Adhesive!" It is supposed to be REALLY funny in my opinion if all turns out good so stay with me! Thank you guys! Please review! Dang this Chapter was 14 pages long! (sweatdrop)