Disclaimer: I do NOT. I repeat. I DO NOT own Harry Potter or any of his
friends (or teachers, enemies, blah blah all that blinking stuff.)! Except
for Rennie. I made that up. Ha! There!
AN: This is only my second shot at a fanfic, and the first in "script" form. If anyone knows how to bold, italic or underline words, PLEASE TELL ME IN A REVIEW! For now, the two asterisks are the story part of the fanfic.
Chapter One
*Here's the story: The teachers at Hogwarts have assigned a project for Harry, Ron and Hermione. Their job is to write a 4-foot long piece of parchment describing the Muggle world. They have been warned that there are dangers, and Professor Lupin (he's back) has taught them new hexes. Right now they are entering the Muggle world, through a secret compartment. *
Hermione: Ouch Ron! That was my foot!
Ron: It's not my fault it's so dark in here.
Harry: You two, stop nagging! What has the last few years at Hogwarts taught us? We're supposed to be friends. right?
*Harry pushed the book cover open, and light swarmed around them. Harry, Ron and Hermione squinted at the sudden brightness. *
Hermione *whispering*: Enlargo!
*Harry, Ron and Hermione turned to regular human size.*
Ron: So this is a real live Muggle house. I swear it looks so much like that dump where you used to live- on that island thing by the ocean. Hagrid told me about it.
Hermione *muttering*: Think again, Ron- your house IS a dump.
Harry: You two be quiet. I think I hear something. RON!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU KEEP SCABBERS IN THE DORMITORY?!? LOOK! YOU WOKE THE MUGGLE GIRL!
Ron: Well. I thought he would be lonely.
*The sleeping girl rolled over, and flung her eyes wide open.*
Muggle Girl: Bloody hell! What- Sorry- I mean who are you? And WHAT are you doing on my BED?!
Ron: Hehe. we can explain.
Muggle Girl: Oh wait. OH MY GOD! You're Harry Potter! And Hermione Granger! And. uh- oh. you're that ugly git- Percy Weasley- Aren't you? I mean, you even look like him!
Ron *eyes WIDE open*: Ugh. What did you call me? I AM RON! You know- Ron Weasley?! I'm in your book, you know-
Muggle Girl: Whoopsy daisy. Sorry about that- uh, I've got a question. Are you real?
Harry: Yeah we're real. Seeing is believing in this case. What's your name?
Muggle Girl: Just. just call me. um- Rennie.
Hermione: In the morning, can you show us around? And one more thing- we never talked about this, right? Don't tell anyone about us.
Muggle Girl: Sure, uh, Hermione. Hey, you guys can sleep here tonight if you want. there's some room over there. And I'll show you our "muggle world" if you want. But I'll only do this tomorrow.
Harry: Thanks a lot! I wonder when we're allowed back in Hogwarts.
Hermione: Don't worry Harry, and you too, Ron. It's not your fault. Arg! I'm still worried. What might happen to us?
*To keep the worries from bothering her, Hermione starts her essay. *
Ron: What are you doing? We've barely had a half-hour on this "field trip"! You're actually starting that?
Hermione: I have to get things done you know! Ron, what do you care about what I do? Mind your own business!
*Harry and Ron both sigh for different reasons. *
Ron: I was expecting a more surprised reaction. seems this girl is braver than I thought.
Harry: Yeah, same here.
Ron: Harry, I think I'm going to apologize to Hermione.
Harry: That's what I think you should do too. You two have been fighting ever since you got here!
Ron: Hermione, I'm sorry for arguing with you.
Hermione: No, it's my fault-
Ron: No sweat- It's MY fault.
Harry: I CANNOT believe you guys are actually fighting over who's fault it is. That's definitely a first! Let's get some shut eye, shall we? Tomorrow's another day, you know!
AN: This is only my second shot at a fanfic, and the first in "script" form. If anyone knows how to bold, italic or underline words, PLEASE TELL ME IN A REVIEW! For now, the two asterisks are the story part of the fanfic.
Chapter One
*Here's the story: The teachers at Hogwarts have assigned a project for Harry, Ron and Hermione. Their job is to write a 4-foot long piece of parchment describing the Muggle world. They have been warned that there are dangers, and Professor Lupin (he's back) has taught them new hexes. Right now they are entering the Muggle world, through a secret compartment. *
Hermione: Ouch Ron! That was my foot!
Ron: It's not my fault it's so dark in here.
Harry: You two, stop nagging! What has the last few years at Hogwarts taught us? We're supposed to be friends. right?
*Harry pushed the book cover open, and light swarmed around them. Harry, Ron and Hermione squinted at the sudden brightness. *
Hermione *whispering*: Enlargo!
*Harry, Ron and Hermione turned to regular human size.*
Ron: So this is a real live Muggle house. I swear it looks so much like that dump where you used to live- on that island thing by the ocean. Hagrid told me about it.
Hermione *muttering*: Think again, Ron- your house IS a dump.
Harry: You two be quiet. I think I hear something. RON!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU KEEP SCABBERS IN THE DORMITORY?!? LOOK! YOU WOKE THE MUGGLE GIRL!
Ron: Well. I thought he would be lonely.
*The sleeping girl rolled over, and flung her eyes wide open.*
Muggle Girl: Bloody hell! What- Sorry- I mean who are you? And WHAT are you doing on my BED?!
Ron: Hehe. we can explain.
Muggle Girl: Oh wait. OH MY GOD! You're Harry Potter! And Hermione Granger! And. uh- oh. you're that ugly git- Percy Weasley- Aren't you? I mean, you even look like him!
Ron *eyes WIDE open*: Ugh. What did you call me? I AM RON! You know- Ron Weasley?! I'm in your book, you know-
Muggle Girl: Whoopsy daisy. Sorry about that- uh, I've got a question. Are you real?
Harry: Yeah we're real. Seeing is believing in this case. What's your name?
Muggle Girl: Just. just call me. um- Rennie.
Hermione: In the morning, can you show us around? And one more thing- we never talked about this, right? Don't tell anyone about us.
Muggle Girl: Sure, uh, Hermione. Hey, you guys can sleep here tonight if you want. there's some room over there. And I'll show you our "muggle world" if you want. But I'll only do this tomorrow.
Harry: Thanks a lot! I wonder when we're allowed back in Hogwarts.
Hermione: Don't worry Harry, and you too, Ron. It's not your fault. Arg! I'm still worried. What might happen to us?
*To keep the worries from bothering her, Hermione starts her essay. *
Ron: What are you doing? We've barely had a half-hour on this "field trip"! You're actually starting that?
Hermione: I have to get things done you know! Ron, what do you care about what I do? Mind your own business!
*Harry and Ron both sigh for different reasons. *
Ron: I was expecting a more surprised reaction. seems this girl is braver than I thought.
Harry: Yeah, same here.
Ron: Harry, I think I'm going to apologize to Hermione.
Harry: That's what I think you should do too. You two have been fighting ever since you got here!
Ron: Hermione, I'm sorry for arguing with you.
Hermione: No, it's my fault-
Ron: No sweat- It's MY fault.
Harry: I CANNOT believe you guys are actually fighting over who's fault it is. That's definitely a first! Let's get some shut eye, shall we? Tomorrow's another day, you know!