JANICE RULES! (well..sort of..)
By: Z.A. Franks
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Ei, this is the uploaded version of my last old fanfic, Janice Rules. My friend told me that what I did last time was sort of invalid so I changed it to this. There's nothing else new. Janice still sucks and I'm in my other self when I first did this fic..you'll get what I mean.
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Scene 1: Forbidden Island
INTRODUCTION
Every gamer (of Chrono Cross) knew what would happen if they heard the name "forbidden island". For them it would be the most unforgettable scenario of the battle between Serge's party and Dario, one of the toughest bosses in the game. But after you defeat him, you'll get a rightful reward, the conversion of Serge's 'Sea Swallow' to 'MasterMune', Serge's best weapon.
It was a very good sight. But what happens when something came? Something Serge and the others never thought would arrive? Do you think the gameplay will change, because..of an unusual character with big floppy ears busting in the scene?
Let's start the game, shall we?
It was a very fine day when Serge's party saw a mysterious island, near Mt Pyre. Being very adventurous, Serge decided to land there and search the place, but didn't knew what will they expect next..
"Why are we here anyway?" Karsh asked as they landed ashore. They examined the place. It was very peaceful. Like no danger was on the way or something.
"I think forest covers the island." Riddel said. "It's so beautiful" Karsh stared at Riddel as she let the fresh forest breeze touch her hair to cool herself. She had never been this close to Riddel. Ever since she was rescued from Dragonia, he vowed to protect her, whether she will accept it or not. Dario's dead already, and she has no one else to protect her that close.
"You were right, Serge. This place is great." Riddel smiled at Serge. "Yeah, but we have to go deeper. There's smoke on the middle part of the island. Maybe there's somebody living here." Serge explained but Karsh stepped forward and startled Serge by placing the sharp edge of his axe to his throat. "We ain't goin' anywhere. Let's the hell out of here."
"C'mon, Karsh. Nothing bad is gonna happen. Besides, don't act like a hero or anything." He said as he nudged Karsh's shoulder but stepped back as Karsh raised his axe.
"We''ll be fine, Karsh." Riddel said. Eventually, he calmed himself down. "Okay, but if we see some reckoning, we'll leave this place." Everyone agrees.
And so they journeyed their way in. It only took them a few minutes until they saw a hut. "So that's where the smoke comes from." Serge said excitedly. "Let's go in!"
"Now we are goin too far now." Karsh said. Then he felt a hand slightly patting his shoulder. "Let's go in." Riddel said innocently.
'Riddel, I'm doing this to protect you..' "Okay, if you say so.." Karsh said, following her hypnotic stare.
The three of them went inside the hut. It is small, good for about 5-6 people. It looked vacant but, unexpectedly, they saw someone whom they thought would be dead for a long time.
He's one of the Dragoons. Well actually, he's one of the Acacia Dragoons. I have nothing much more to describe except that. they didn't really expect him to be there and that person also didn't expect them. "Dario! 'Ol pal!" Karsh approached him in a friendly buddy-buddy tone. Dario just stared at him, showing no reaction. "It's me your friend, Karsh!" he patted his 'friend's shoulder'
The dragoon looked at Karsh. To tell you the truth, he didn't know who he is. "Karsh? . I'm sorry. I don't remember." he said calmly.
"WHAT?! You forgot about me?" he asked.
"Don't blame him." The nurse said, patting her patient's shoulder. "I saw him floating downriver, hanging on to his dear life--" she began but suddenly, the door opened and--
"Hold it right there!" ---amazingly and unexpectedly, of course, Janice comes in. All of them were startled even Dario himself. "*gasps*. Hey, wait a second, what are you doing here?" Riddel asked with annoyance.
"I'm here for the einlanzer!" she raised her fist and turns to Serge. "Serge, hand over the einlanzer and I'll spare your lives." She hollered evily.
"Oh please." Karsh said.
"Einlanzer?" Dario asked. " What is the Einlanzer?" But nobody answered him. They were too busy looking at Janice.
"JANICE! It's not the right time!" he shouted. "Why do you need it anyway?"
" need it now. because my darling Glenn needs it." Janice whistled loudly and a guy came in. He posed beside Janice like they're superstars or something. All of them (for the first time in gaming history) sweatdropped while staring at the two annoying people that just came in unscripted. "DARLING Glenn????" they all asked
" JANICE!" Glenn came in the hut and hugged Janice tightly then patted (again) the shoulder of Dario. "Hey, bro!" Dario still stared at him and everyone else.
"Now why are you all here?" the nurse asked
"Glenn," Karsh stepped forward. "You can't be serious about this darling thing!" He sounded serious but Glenn sounded the opposite.
"Yes. she's very pretty, isn't she?" he wrapped his arm around her shoulders (Or something like that) "Soon, we'll have our own farm. and we'll grow carrots Then, she'll have a new text skill called Forever Carrots."
" . Glenn's out of control.and he sounded serious." Riddel said.
"Shut up Glenn! You're ruining your family's name! You're an Acacia Dragoon, for Christ's sake! Wake up! It's reality GLENN!!" but there was no response. Glenn looked at him oddly then giggled slowly.
"What the hell is going on?" Karsh asked. " It's like he didn't hear anything!"
"Of course he didn't hear anything!" Janice laughed evily. "I gave him a carrot juice earlier filled with carrot-hydrates and Beta-carrot-ene. With that formula, I will obtain the power of casting Forever carrots. through Glenn. the most powerful carrot man in the world!!!!!! Also, he won't listen to any order from any person except me, Janice!" then posed again with Glenn.
"I hate him when he does that." Karsh said as he turned to Serge."SERGE, JUST GIVE HER THE DAMN EINLANZER SO WE CAN FINISH THIS DARIO SEQUENCE?!?!?!" he roared. Seeing that there's no other way, Serge hand Janice the Einlanzer that he got from battling Garai.
" I hope you're happy ENOUGH!" he said out loud but Janice didn't hear him. She cried out even though she's happy. "HAHAHA! Yes! At last, the second einlanzer is mine!" she said/
"I just don't get it. What the hell is she talking about?!" Karsh asked. Just then, the ground shook and Garai appeared them, not as a ghost but as a real human being.
"Filthy Mortals." He said, making his voice low and powerful-like. "Don't you even realize that that Einlanzer is mine?!?! Give it to me, Janice, and I will spare your life!"
"Shut up!" Janice said. "This Einlanzer is mine! Officially and forever, I'm the new master for this baby!" she cried out again with joy.
"Father." Glenn was amazed, seeing his father alive again.
"What?! You remembered him?" Janice asked. "But the carrot juice should have an effect!"
"I just don't know what's going on.." Dario began to speak as the great blood-coated Masamune that has slain thousands of lives appeared before Dario. He raised it up and pointed it to Riddel, saying. "But I only know one thing.Riddel. your blood quenches my thirst and I hunger your life! Get ready, your life ends here!
He was about to attack Riddel when Karsh blocked his way. "Step aside, moron. or you'll suffer the wrath of Masamune!"
"Then do it!" he said, knowing that he should die before Riddel. "I swore until my heart dies that I'll protect Lady Riddel w/ all my life and, hell, I will!" he said proudly enough to catch her attention. "Karsh." she hummed and he smiled.
" Hmp. Very well, Karsh, you still thought of yourself as hero. even if you killed me because you are jealous." Dario smirked.
"Hey, you remembered that?!"
"Of course." he said while he held up the Masamune. "Why would I forget that? I was too stupid to notice that you really wanted to kill me ever since I told you that Riddel and I are getting married soon. Then, while we are in the Island of the Damned, I knew you were planning something.. then you just killed me but I managed to----"
"Stop it! You're making the story longer!" Karsh screamed. Just then, Glenn drew out the second Einlanzer, matching the first one! "You killed my brother?! Then I should kill you for revenge."
"Two einlanzers???? Glenn, don't move.. that thing around man!" Karsh pleaded.
"I didn't know that we have two einlanzers.. Glenn, my darling, we're winning!" she smiled and was about to hug him but her backed off, making her fall to the ground. He twitched his head and glared at Janice.
"What? You called me. darling?" he asked
"I think the amnesia effect is over." Garai smiled evily. "Now it's our cue to rock." Then he, Dario and Glenn were all looking at Karsh, who was behind Serge and still acting brave and stuff. "No way! You see these guys?! They're a part of the Acacia Dragoons! They're unbeatable?! What are you thinking?" he said. "You can do it Serge."
"Now what did I do? They're after you--"
"Enough talk! Let's finish this. Let's finish all of them!!!" Garai ordered and slowly they approached the
"Okay. so how can we beat them?" Serge asked. "With Masamune and Einlanzer together, of course, with Garai and Dario and the "Dash and Gash" guy, we're doomed! They can be very unbeatable!" he said finally
"Not for long!" Janice said. "I knew I could use this for emergency!" She held up a shiny orange pendant. Riddel gasped. "That's my pendant!" she exclaimed.
"That was before." She grinned. "It is useless now, so while you guys are not looking I changed it to. THE CARROT PENDANT!"
"YOU TRANSFORMED MY MEMENTO PENDANT TO ANOTHER CARROT MENACE!!!!!!!"
"Ha! You may think that summoning forever carrots is insanity, right---" Janice began.
"I think it is weird." Karsh said.
"Now watch this!" Janice held up the pendant and the skies began to darken. Cold winds came in as great chi from the pendant form a hideous looking monster. "I want you to meet an old friend of mine. Megadeth." It snarled and took its aim. Everybody let out a loud gasp as he gathered enough energy to fire
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. CELERY?
"C. C. Celery?!?!?!" then all of them were laughing, even Serge and Karsh.
"That's your ultimate weapon?!" Garai laughed hysterically.
"No way! It should be throwing carrots!" she explained. Everyone became silent and eventually laughed. "There's no difference!!!!" Serge laughed.
"Why are you laughing? You guys should be supporting me!" Janice squealed.
"I hate long talks. let's kill them all!" Dario, Glenn and Garai attacked everyone. In the end. the Masamune remained evil. The einlanzer stood beside the graves of the young heroes that fate ruthlessly wiped out in the history of mankind..
That was the ending of this fic until..
"Wait. You can't just leave me here!" Megadeth unleashed its true energy and. amazingly, the forever dynamic trio were also wiped out of the earth.
*Sigh*.. Megadeth won.the one who used celery as its weapons.
END
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Look, I know what you guys are thinking. How come the dynamic trio just died like that. I don't know, either. That's the way the fic goes. I'll be making a part 2. It'll be another part of the game. Please review!!!
Author's notes : Okay, so it's kind of corny. But hey, spare me! This is my first fanfic. I'm thinking of a part 2 though. Please REVIEW!!!!
By: Z.A. Franks
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Ei, this is the uploaded version of my last old fanfic, Janice Rules. My friend told me that what I did last time was sort of invalid so I changed it to this. There's nothing else new. Janice still sucks and I'm in my other self when I first did this fic..you'll get what I mean.
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Scene 1: Forbidden Island
INTRODUCTION
Every gamer (of Chrono Cross) knew what would happen if they heard the name "forbidden island". For them it would be the most unforgettable scenario of the battle between Serge's party and Dario, one of the toughest bosses in the game. But after you defeat him, you'll get a rightful reward, the conversion of Serge's 'Sea Swallow' to 'MasterMune', Serge's best weapon.
It was a very good sight. But what happens when something came? Something Serge and the others never thought would arrive? Do you think the gameplay will change, because..of an unusual character with big floppy ears busting in the scene?
Let's start the game, shall we?
It was a very fine day when Serge's party saw a mysterious island, near Mt Pyre. Being very adventurous, Serge decided to land there and search the place, but didn't knew what will they expect next..
"Why are we here anyway?" Karsh asked as they landed ashore. They examined the place. It was very peaceful. Like no danger was on the way or something.
"I think forest covers the island." Riddel said. "It's so beautiful" Karsh stared at Riddel as she let the fresh forest breeze touch her hair to cool herself. She had never been this close to Riddel. Ever since she was rescued from Dragonia, he vowed to protect her, whether she will accept it or not. Dario's dead already, and she has no one else to protect her that close.
"You were right, Serge. This place is great." Riddel smiled at Serge. "Yeah, but we have to go deeper. There's smoke on the middle part of the island. Maybe there's somebody living here." Serge explained but Karsh stepped forward and startled Serge by placing the sharp edge of his axe to his throat. "We ain't goin' anywhere. Let's the hell out of here."
"C'mon, Karsh. Nothing bad is gonna happen. Besides, don't act like a hero or anything." He said as he nudged Karsh's shoulder but stepped back as Karsh raised his axe.
"We''ll be fine, Karsh." Riddel said. Eventually, he calmed himself down. "Okay, but if we see some reckoning, we'll leave this place." Everyone agrees.
And so they journeyed their way in. It only took them a few minutes until they saw a hut. "So that's where the smoke comes from." Serge said excitedly. "Let's go in!"
"Now we are goin too far now." Karsh said. Then he felt a hand slightly patting his shoulder. "Let's go in." Riddel said innocently.
'Riddel, I'm doing this to protect you..' "Okay, if you say so.." Karsh said, following her hypnotic stare.
The three of them went inside the hut. It is small, good for about 5-6 people. It looked vacant but, unexpectedly, they saw someone whom they thought would be dead for a long time.
He's one of the Dragoons. Well actually, he's one of the Acacia Dragoons. I have nothing much more to describe except that. they didn't really expect him to be there and that person also didn't expect them. "Dario! 'Ol pal!" Karsh approached him in a friendly buddy-buddy tone. Dario just stared at him, showing no reaction. "It's me your friend, Karsh!" he patted his 'friend's shoulder'
The dragoon looked at Karsh. To tell you the truth, he didn't know who he is. "Karsh? . I'm sorry. I don't remember." he said calmly.
"WHAT?! You forgot about me?" he asked.
"Don't blame him." The nurse said, patting her patient's shoulder. "I saw him floating downriver, hanging on to his dear life--" she began but suddenly, the door opened and--
"Hold it right there!" ---amazingly and unexpectedly, of course, Janice comes in. All of them were startled even Dario himself. "*gasps*. Hey, wait a second, what are you doing here?" Riddel asked with annoyance.
"I'm here for the einlanzer!" she raised her fist and turns to Serge. "Serge, hand over the einlanzer and I'll spare your lives." She hollered evily.
"Oh please." Karsh said.
"Einlanzer?" Dario asked. " What is the Einlanzer?" But nobody answered him. They were too busy looking at Janice.
"JANICE! It's not the right time!" he shouted. "Why do you need it anyway?"
" need it now. because my darling Glenn needs it." Janice whistled loudly and a guy came in. He posed beside Janice like they're superstars or something. All of them (for the first time in gaming history) sweatdropped while staring at the two annoying people that just came in unscripted. "DARLING Glenn????" they all asked
" JANICE!" Glenn came in the hut and hugged Janice tightly then patted (again) the shoulder of Dario. "Hey, bro!" Dario still stared at him and everyone else.
"Now why are you all here?" the nurse asked
"Glenn," Karsh stepped forward. "You can't be serious about this darling thing!" He sounded serious but Glenn sounded the opposite.
"Yes. she's very pretty, isn't she?" he wrapped his arm around her shoulders (Or something like that) "Soon, we'll have our own farm. and we'll grow carrots Then, she'll have a new text skill called Forever Carrots."
" . Glenn's out of control.and he sounded serious." Riddel said.
"Shut up Glenn! You're ruining your family's name! You're an Acacia Dragoon, for Christ's sake! Wake up! It's reality GLENN!!" but there was no response. Glenn looked at him oddly then giggled slowly.
"What the hell is going on?" Karsh asked. " It's like he didn't hear anything!"
"Of course he didn't hear anything!" Janice laughed evily. "I gave him a carrot juice earlier filled with carrot-hydrates and Beta-carrot-ene. With that formula, I will obtain the power of casting Forever carrots. through Glenn. the most powerful carrot man in the world!!!!!! Also, he won't listen to any order from any person except me, Janice!" then posed again with Glenn.
"I hate him when he does that." Karsh said as he turned to Serge."SERGE, JUST GIVE HER THE DAMN EINLANZER SO WE CAN FINISH THIS DARIO SEQUENCE?!?!?!" he roared. Seeing that there's no other way, Serge hand Janice the Einlanzer that he got from battling Garai.
" I hope you're happy ENOUGH!" he said out loud but Janice didn't hear him. She cried out even though she's happy. "HAHAHA! Yes! At last, the second einlanzer is mine!" she said/
"I just don't get it. What the hell is she talking about?!" Karsh asked. Just then, the ground shook and Garai appeared them, not as a ghost but as a real human being.
"Filthy Mortals." He said, making his voice low and powerful-like. "Don't you even realize that that Einlanzer is mine?!?! Give it to me, Janice, and I will spare your life!"
"Shut up!" Janice said. "This Einlanzer is mine! Officially and forever, I'm the new master for this baby!" she cried out again with joy.
"Father." Glenn was amazed, seeing his father alive again.
"What?! You remembered him?" Janice asked. "But the carrot juice should have an effect!"
"I just don't know what's going on.." Dario began to speak as the great blood-coated Masamune that has slain thousands of lives appeared before Dario. He raised it up and pointed it to Riddel, saying. "But I only know one thing.Riddel. your blood quenches my thirst and I hunger your life! Get ready, your life ends here!
He was about to attack Riddel when Karsh blocked his way. "Step aside, moron. or you'll suffer the wrath of Masamune!"
"Then do it!" he said, knowing that he should die before Riddel. "I swore until my heart dies that I'll protect Lady Riddel w/ all my life and, hell, I will!" he said proudly enough to catch her attention. "Karsh." she hummed and he smiled.
" Hmp. Very well, Karsh, you still thought of yourself as hero. even if you killed me because you are jealous." Dario smirked.
"Hey, you remembered that?!"
"Of course." he said while he held up the Masamune. "Why would I forget that? I was too stupid to notice that you really wanted to kill me ever since I told you that Riddel and I are getting married soon. Then, while we are in the Island of the Damned, I knew you were planning something.. then you just killed me but I managed to----"
"Stop it! You're making the story longer!" Karsh screamed. Just then, Glenn drew out the second Einlanzer, matching the first one! "You killed my brother?! Then I should kill you for revenge."
"Two einlanzers???? Glenn, don't move.. that thing around man!" Karsh pleaded.
"I didn't know that we have two einlanzers.. Glenn, my darling, we're winning!" she smiled and was about to hug him but her backed off, making her fall to the ground. He twitched his head and glared at Janice.
"What? You called me. darling?" he asked
"I think the amnesia effect is over." Garai smiled evily. "Now it's our cue to rock." Then he, Dario and Glenn were all looking at Karsh, who was behind Serge and still acting brave and stuff. "No way! You see these guys?! They're a part of the Acacia Dragoons! They're unbeatable?! What are you thinking?" he said. "You can do it Serge."
"Now what did I do? They're after you--"
"Enough talk! Let's finish this. Let's finish all of them!!!" Garai ordered and slowly they approached the
"Okay. so how can we beat them?" Serge asked. "With Masamune and Einlanzer together, of course, with Garai and Dario and the "Dash and Gash" guy, we're doomed! They can be very unbeatable!" he said finally
"Not for long!" Janice said. "I knew I could use this for emergency!" She held up a shiny orange pendant. Riddel gasped. "That's my pendant!" she exclaimed.
"That was before." She grinned. "It is useless now, so while you guys are not looking I changed it to. THE CARROT PENDANT!"
"YOU TRANSFORMED MY MEMENTO PENDANT TO ANOTHER CARROT MENACE!!!!!!!"
"Ha! You may think that summoning forever carrots is insanity, right---" Janice began.
"I think it is weird." Karsh said.
"Now watch this!" Janice held up the pendant and the skies began to darken. Cold winds came in as great chi from the pendant form a hideous looking monster. "I want you to meet an old friend of mine. Megadeth." It snarled and took its aim. Everybody let out a loud gasp as he gathered enough energy to fire
...
...
. CELERY?
"C. C. Celery?!?!?!" then all of them were laughing, even Serge and Karsh.
"That's your ultimate weapon?!" Garai laughed hysterically.
"No way! It should be throwing carrots!" she explained. Everyone became silent and eventually laughed. "There's no difference!!!!" Serge laughed.
"Why are you laughing? You guys should be supporting me!" Janice squealed.
"I hate long talks. let's kill them all!" Dario, Glenn and Garai attacked everyone. In the end. the Masamune remained evil. The einlanzer stood beside the graves of the young heroes that fate ruthlessly wiped out in the history of mankind..
That was the ending of this fic until..
"Wait. You can't just leave me here!" Megadeth unleashed its true energy and. amazingly, the forever dynamic trio were also wiped out of the earth.
*Sigh*.. Megadeth won.the one who used celery as its weapons.
END
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Look, I know what you guys are thinking. How come the dynamic trio just died like that. I don't know, either. That's the way the fic goes. I'll be making a part 2. It'll be another part of the game. Please review!!!
Author's notes : Okay, so it's kind of corny. But hey, spare me! This is my first fanfic. I'm thinking of a part 2 though. Please REVIEW!!!!