FFIX Who wants to be a Millionaire.
Regent Cid is your host.
Chapter One: My pants stink.
Written by Jeffrey.
DISCLAIMER: DO YOU OWN FFIX? I SURE DON'T!
Cid: Here we are at 'Who wants to be a Millionaire' Our characters are Zidane, Garnet, Vivi and all the other main characters including Beatrix.
Zidane: We get the point Regi-I mean Cid.
Cid: Anyway, put these in order if you want to be in the hot seat.
Final Fantasy is made by this order:
A) FFI
B) FFII
C)FFIII
D)FFIIII
Cid: And everyone got it right. But...Vivi wins it with 0.5 timing.
100% Of the audience: GO VIVI!
Cid: First question: What are you?
A)King B)Banana
C)Black Mage D) Me
Vivi: B! That's my final answer.
Cid: WRONG! But you still get 500gil.
100% Of the audience: YAY!
Cid: We'll continue after a sec. We're back.
Dagger: -_-' Figures...
Cid: Whatcha say lady?
Dagger: Your ass stinks.
Cid: Good.
Dagger: -__________________________________________________________________________-'
Cid: For 5000 gil-
Guy: Hey! Your skipping!
Cid: YOU WANT TO MAKE SOMETHIN OUT OF IT?
Guy: YES!
Cid: EEP! Oh well, It's still 5000 gil.
Guy: HMPH! ::disappears::
Cid: How many bones do black mages have?
A)0 B)1
C)6 D)456
Vivi: My final answer is D!
Cid: And you're right for 5000 gil.
Vivi and 100% of the audience: WOOHOO!
Eiko: Father! You're so...normal!
Cid: Say it again Eiko!
Eiko: Father! You're so...normal!
Cid: Say it again Eiko!
Eiko: Father! You're so...normal!
Zidane: 33_55_99
Dagger: AHHHHHHHH! Six...I mean 2X3 eyes!
Zidane: I am so seriously screwed.
Jeffrey: That's not your line.
Zidane: So?
Jeffrey: ::Talks stupidly:: I never thought of that!
Eiko: WHAT THE *BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* is your problem?!
Zidane: You.
Eiko: Why you little *BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*!
Dagger: SHADDUP!
Eiko: ::Flys away::
Dagger: She can fly?
Jeffrey: No.
Dagger: How come this world is screwed?
Jeffrey: ::shrugs:: Because this world's mommy said so?
Dagger: No. I meant a fake reason.
Jeffrey: Because...Final Fantasy IX?
Dagger: What's that?
Jeffrey: x_x
Eiko: ::Comes falling back::
Cid: You crashed the roof!
Eiko: So?
Cid: You have to pay for it.
Eiko: Father.
Cid: I'll pay for it.
Zidane: WHEE!
Thorn: What the hell is your problem/
Zorn: Sup man???
Thorn: ?
Zorn: !
Steiner: XD
Beatrix: Save the queen is my sword! I'm gonna kill a monster! ::Kills Steiner:: Woopsy Daisys! Hehehehehehe!
Cid: And we'll be back because I crapped in my pants!
Freya: Your pants stink!
Cid: WAHHHHHHHH!
Jeffrey: Don't cry you son of a *BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*!
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A/N: Well...this is my first fanfic so don't blame me if it's not humorous! It was pretty short so I'll make the next one longer.
Cid: WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jeffrey: SHADDUP!
Cid: ::Disappears::
Jeffrey: Don't worry Vivi fans. Vivi will get two million gil.
Vivi fans: SQUEE.
Jeffrey: How many Cids can a Cid chuck chuck if a Cid chuck could chuck Cid?
Beatrix: AS MUCH AS YOU WANT.
Jeffrey: Review me if you think it has to muck capitals, or E-Mail me at bahamut8001@hotmail.com. Sorry but I don't have AIM.
Freya: Thank the lord that Cid's gone.
Jeffrey: He's gonna be back at the next chapter.
Freya: Rats...
Jeffrey: Your a rat!
Freya: I wanna be a piece of fruit.
Jeffrey: +_+
Jeffrey: I should have brought Regis here.
Freya: BRING HIM!
Jeffrey: No.
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The End again!
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