Setting: The five gundam pilots are driving through main street in Trowa's Mercedes Bentz in large city, trying to decide where they should eat.

Wu-Fei: * sings out* Oh lord won't you buy me a Mercedes

Bentz! My friends all drive Porches I must make

a...............

All: *turns around and slaps him* SHUT UP!

Wu-Fei: *pouts and mumbles* INJUSTICE!

Duo: *stomach growls* All right you guys. I need food, and I

need it fast. Where are we going?

Trowa: I suggest McDonalds

Duo: The only reason why you want to go there is so that you can meet your

boyfriend Ronnie McFagg.

Trowa: *glares at Duo*

Duo: *smiles* So, I'm right, huh?

Trowa: Shut up!

Duo: *laughs* tensy aren't we?

Trowa: I'll show you tensy! *reaches up and starts to strangle Duo*

Quatre: Trowa! Stop it! *reaches over and pries Trowa's hands from Duo's kneck.*

Heero: *watches, then turns to Wu-Fei* He always knows how to spoil a good time.

Wu-Fei: Hmmmm, no doubt.

Quatre: See Trowa! Now everyone is mad at you!

Heero: Who said anything about being mad at Trowa?

Wu-Fei: Yeah, you're the one we're mad at.

Quatre: *astonished* ME?!?

Wu-Fei: NO, the little pink fairy sitting next to you!

Quatre: *looks around in astonishment* Huh? Where? Where! I wanna see! Guys! I don't see it!

Wu-fei: *continuesly bangs his head against the window*

Duo: *looks out the window, nearly crawls over Heero* OOOH! OHH! Burger King! We gotta go there!

Heero: Get off of me! *tires screech*

Quatre: We gonna die! We gonna DIE

Wu-fei: Really? SWEET!

Duo: crap! we can't! I'm still wearing women's underwear!

Everyone: WHAT!

Duo: ah! ah! ah! ah! Trowa wears a bra!

Trowa: It's not a bra! It's a...um..it's a....It's not a bra okay!

Quatre: I don't even wanna know

Wu-fei: *starts to sing again* Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut a Pizza Hut a Pizza Hut Burger King Bur.......

Heero: If you don't shut the hell up! *turns half-way around, pointing his gun at his face*

Wu-fei: 0o0 *tiny, shrill voice* ok

Quatre: Oh! guys! How bout a place where you can play video games, eat all the food you want, win prizes and see some really cool characters!

Duo: Sounds sweet! Where is it?

Heero: Hell, just tell us how to get there

Quatre: *gives Heero the directions. fifteen minutes later, they pull into Chuckie Cheeze parking lot* See! See!

Heero: *bends over squeezing his eyes shut, clutching his fist, murmering* He doesn't know better... He doesn't know better!

Duo: *reaches over and slams his foot on the gas*

Heero: OUCH! DAMN IT!

Quatre: *turns around, looking out the back window* NOOOOOOO! *starts to

cry*

Trowa: *reaches up and hits Duo* Baka! Look what you did!

Wu-fei: you weakling!

Trowa: Lay off him guys! He has to have a date with Dorothy later tonight, or risk loosing a multimillion dollar deal!

Duo: Man, I didn't know! I'm sorry Quatre!

Heero: *wordlessly, turns the car around, and heads back to Chuckie Cheeze*

*the five gundams pilots get out and head for the enterence, Quatre is the

last one, he smiles, devilsly to himself*

Quatre: that was too easy

END! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ the only thing that is of mine here is the story and the Fast Food Song (Wufei sang it.) everything else is not. I'm just borrowing. PLEASE REVIEW!