((A/N: Sorry if I said Maliks name wrong last time. I was improvising…. My bad. His last name is Ishtar? Wow! All right! Ill-use that from now on, …I thought that was his sister's name though…. *Shrugs* Oh well…. THANKS, Anime*Angel*Fox!!!))
Angel: *walks in dragging a bag and drops it on the floor* PEOPLE! WE GOT PRESENTS!!!
Yugi: Presents?! O! YAY!
Malik: WHADDI GET!? WADDI GET!? WADDI GET!?
Angel: Clam yer horse's… I'm getting there. *Looks at the letter* Ohhkay Malik, from Cat you get "The Mummy" and "The mummy returns" on dvd, and…. A weapon… *shrugs* Whatever. Now from Sam you get a plushie and chocolate. And from KKR you get Egyptian Ceremonial knives. *Hands all the gifts to him*
Malik: Knives?! *Smirks evilly*
Angel: I stress on the Ceremonial part, dude…. They're sacred.
Malik: *frowns* Damn.
Angel: Moving on, Bakura! From cat you get this miniature Big Ben and a weapon….
Bakura: is it just me or is cat extremely violent?
Angel: *nod* Ohhh yeah. From you Sam, you get Chocolate, a plushie and-
Sam: *pops out of the bag and gives Bakura a kiss on the cheek and disappears*
Bakura: *turns bright red*
Angel: -That…. And from KKR you get…. This Feng Shui/Zen Garden kit to clam your nerves. *Hands him the stuff*
Bakura: Clam my nerves? I have nerves? Well all right…*shrugs* worth a shot. *Sits down in the corner and starts raking the sand*
Angel: Up next…. TRISTAN! COME ON DOOWN!
Tristan: *bounds down happily* Whaddi get?! Whaddi get?!
Angel: Clam down Killer. From cat you get…. A death treat?! CAT! THAT ISNT NICE! Geeze…. From Sam you get a plushie and chocolate. And from KKR got you a book on Japanese Martial Arts. *looks at it* Nice…. *Hands it to him*
Tristan: A book?! Come on dude! I can barely read! Books are dull!
Angel: It teaches you martial arts moves…
Tristan: In that case…. *Sits down and starts reading*
Angel: All right… Tea from cat you get a death threat… nice cat. From Sam, chocolate and a plushie… And from KKR a book on friendship.
Tea: COOL! Except for the death threat part….
Bakura: THIS ISNT WORKING!
Angel: KEEP RACKING BAKURA! Now fer Yugi…. MiracleGrow from Cat. Chocolate and a plushie from Sam. And from KKR… *reaches into the bag and pulls out a kitty* The Kila kitty… GAH! WHO STUCK A CAT IN HERE!?!
Yugi: KITTY! *Takes the kitty and hugs it*
Kila: Mreow? PRrrrrrrrrr
Angel: Awwww NEXT! JOEY! Joey! Joey…?
Kaiba: *appears* the dog boys busy.
Angel: Okay…. *looks through the bag* I got a present fer you somewhere….
Kaiba: *grin* I don't care… I already got the best present of all.
Angel: Oh really? What is it?
Kaiba: SHAGGY! COME HERE BOY!
Angel: *waits* What are you doing….??
Kaiba: One minute… *whistles* Shaggy! Come!
Tristan: Dude, what the hell is he talking about?
Kaiba: SHAGGY! GET IN HERE NOW!
Joey: *walks in on all fours looking pissed off wearing a dog costume*
Angel: *jaw drops* O…. Mi.…. god…..
Joey: Shad up…
Kaiba: GOOD BOY SHAGGY! *Pats his head* Who's a good puppy, huh? Who's a cwute widdle puppy…??
Malik: *starts laughing incredibly hard* OMIGOD! HAHAAHAHAHAH!
Joey: *growls*
Kaiba: *gasps* SHAGGY! BAD SHAGGY! DON'T POO ON THE CARPET!
Joey: *bright red* Whaaaa?! I DIDN'T!!
Kaiba: Bad Bad BOY! Bad doggie!
Angel: *giggles*
Joey: I hate you all….
Tea: This is….strange…
Joey: GET ON WIT THE DAMN STORY!
Angel: GAH! Okay Okay! Be a good boy and ill give you a bone later….
Bakura: *bursts out laughing*
Joey: SHADUP!
Kaiba: Quite Shaggy….
Joey: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Angel: OKAY! OKAY! ON WIT THE SHOW! GO GO GO!
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"Whoa…." Joey looked at the Multimillionaires mansion. IT. WAS. HUUUUGGE!!! Tristan ran up behind him.
"Hey dude, ready for the trip??"
"Definitely but I'm starving. Cant wait ta eat…"
"Is that all you think about?"
"NO! I think about otha things all the time like-O! BANANAS!"
"Hey Guys…"
"Hey Malik"
"Yo Malik"
"Joey…. I don't think your sapose to be eating that…."
"Why not its food!?"
"Its not real Bonehead!"
"Oh? Well I thought it tasted alil Funny…."
"Hey Everyone!" They all turned and waved to YuGi.
"Hey Yugi!!" Tristan waved as Joey was spiting out the remains of the fake banana.
"Has Tea arrived yet?"
"OOoooOOO!! I thank somebody has a crush on Teeeeeeeeaaaaaaa!!!" Joey snickered as Yugi turned bright red.
"I do not…"
"Come on, lay off. I think its kind of cute how Yugi turns red when you say 'Tea'" Yugi flushed even more red.
"I do not!"
"Oh yeah your right…He does… TEA!"
"Stop it!"
"TEA! TEA! TEA! TEA!"
"Knock it off!"
"TEA! TEA TEA! TEA! TEA! TEA! TEA! TEA! TE-"
"What?" they all turned and eyes widened as Tea walked up the street.
"Oh hey Tea!" Joey laughed nervously.
"Why were you all talking about me?"
"NO REASON! NO REASON AT ALL! NOPE! NADA! AHAHAHAHAH!!" Yugi laughed nervously, bright red.
"But you-"
"But We Nothing Tea!!!!! Hey Look Bakura! HI BAKURA!" Bakura walked over slowly looking confused.
"Uh hey Guys…did I miss something?"
"Oh yeah…" Tristan said smirking.
"About time you got here…" they all turned around to find Kaiba climbing down the steps of his mansion.
"Hey Kaiba." Tristan said waving.
"Whatever…Are you gonna come in?"
"Ya…"
"Wait!" Malik interrupted. They all looked at him. "Well being that your all here… We, well Bakura and I, wanted to warn you not to say the "T" Word while were around." Tea looked at them.
"'T' word? Tristan?"
"Tea?"
"Tennis?"
"No T-R-O-U-B-L-E…."
"OHHH! TROUBLE!"
"JOEY!!!!!" They all yelled. The Millenium Ring and Millenium rod started to glow.
"Trouble? Did someone say trouble?" a misty voice rang out from the millenium ring.
"Oh no…" Bakura groaned. A sudden flash of light erupted and Yami Bakura and Yami Malik appeared.
"DADADADADADA, HEY!!!" ((A/N: Think Robin Hood and his merry men in "Shrek" If you haven't seen that great movie, I pity thee.))
"We steal from the rich, and Give to the needy!" Yami M jumped forward.
"We take the whole percentage but were not greedy!" Yami B proceeded forward.
"We hope that stupid pharaoh would just diee!"
"A evil thief and Priest, Yami B and I! Break it down now…LALALALALLALLAALALA!" They both held each other's arms and proceeded to do river dance moves as the others watched in horror/amusement.
"We keep doing these things because we bad!"
"We're bad, we're really really bad!"
"And when Yami wins the duel well get REAL Mad!!"
"We're mad, we're really REALLY MAD!"
At this Yami appeared looking extremely pissed off. Yami M slid on his knees.
"Now just hold on, and don't you go! Just stay at heart, Cause we're About TO STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR-" *POW* Yami M and Yami B feel to the floor knocked out and they all looked at Yami who had his fists balled up in a fist, bright red. He spat on the ground.
"Poor excuse for a Egyptian." Kaiba rolled his eyes.
"Smooth move Pharaoh! Now you all have to carry them!" Joey looked at him.
"Dude, when ya say "You" ya mean "us" right?"
"Uh no, I'm not carrying them. You are." Tristan rolled his eyes picking up the knocked out Yami B.
"Of course." Bakura Blushed.
"Sorry about that guys… those two have been watching way too many movies lately." Malik nodded.
"Ya but Yami M refuses to watch "A Muppets Christmas"…He says Ms. Piggy scares him… strange isn't he?" They all nodded and started walking to the back of Kaiba's house. They all gasped when they turned the corner to find a HUGE personal Jet there. Mokuba ran up to them.
"Big Brooother?? Why can't I go to Disney world?!!?
"Because Mokuba…You have school."
"Well so do you!"
"Kids got a point…" Joey grinned.
"Quite Chuwawa! Listen Mokuba, this is a school project, and if I could bring you I would. Alright?"
"Finne… " Mokuba sighed walking inside the house. Kaiba nodded toward the plane.
"Lets go." They all started walking towards the plane. A blond flight attendent was there.
"Hi there everybody! I'm Mira! And I'm your flight attendant today!" Joey slid up to her.
"Heeeeelo, there Gorgeous! How you doin?" Tristan slapped his forhead in dismay.
"Why?" The attendant stared at him.
"Uh right, so if you walk straight in, you'll find your seats! Please enjoy the trip!" And they all walked in.
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Angel: And THAT IS IT!
Kaiba: DON'T BRING ME BACK! LET ME GO!
Joey: *tightens Kaiba's ropes* Nope, We suffa. Ya suffa taa.
Angel: ITS NOT SUFFERING!
Tristan: This book isn't half-bad.
Bakura: THIS GARDEN STILL ISNT WORKING!!!
Angel: *rolls her eyes* Any-ways thank you all my loyal fans! All… 6 of em… oh Geeze… Well any ways… Gifts and letters to the cast are still accepted! R/R!
Kaiba: LEMME GO!
Angel: I think its time for Mr. Happy… *pulls out the Flamethrower*
Kaiba: *turns pale* oh crap…..
