She walked on the stage of the CMO anonymous. The room was swarmed with all sorts of crazy loon types. She just happened to be one of them.

"Hi, my name is Kate, and I'm obsessed with the lucky charms cereal mascot." The room burst into applause.

"Thank you Kate, and welcome to Cereal Mascot Obsessers Anonymous."

It was true. Kate Sanders, the most popular and beloved girl at Hillridge High, was obsessed with an inanimate object, or in this case, person. No one knew of her obsession. No one had seen her basement, which had printouts of the leperchuan, and cutouts from cereal boxes and such. For sure she would be the laughing stock. The thought of someone knowing dawned on Kate's mind. What if they find out, she thought. Never! That could, would, and should never happen to me, she scolded herself. At the end of the meeting everyone could stay and chat and have coffee or such. Since Kate knew no one she kept to herself. A tap on Kate's shoulder startled her.

"Hey watch it!" Kate screamed, and turned around. She was face to face, (or she would be if she wasn't so damn tall{I am short so naturally I have a thing against tall people}) with none other than Miranda Sanchez.

"You wont steal him, NEVER!" Miranda screamed at Kate and stormed away. Kate wondered what that was about and it dawned on her, she wasn't the only one her found that short green leprechaun irresistible.





Disclaimer: I don't own this stuff. If your tall you suck. Im not good with puntuation. So no need to flame about it! I have serious issues! Don't remind me. Now tell me is this the most ingenius no plot story you've ever read or is it the most genius story you've ever read. HuH Huh?!?!?!