Hi, My name is Nick. I have a sister named Grace. This is going to be hard to belive, but I swear to god it's true.
This one year old is trying to get rid of me and be an "Only Child".
It's all terrible! The troubles stopped for a month, but then they started up again when Grace learned to walk.
One night I got up in the middle of the night to hear loud noises. I found Grace in the kitchen, making a huge mess.
"I won't get away with this" was all she said.
My parents came downstairs.
"Nicholas! What on earth are doing? Why is Gracie up? Come on Sweetie" said mom, picking the baby up and putting her to bed. Grace smirked at me on her way up the stairs.
Months past. Grace grew to two years old. Christmas came. I got 7 presents and Grace got 13.
Life is NOT fair sometimes.
Anyway I one day I was getting ready for school, and I past Grace's room. The little brat was sitting on the floor playing with her letter blocks. She had spelled 'Only me' with them.
Grace got up in the middle of the night and was watching the races on tv. I tried to take the remote control from her so I could turn off the tv before mom and dad woke up, and she told me, "You're just a Big Brother". Mom and dad came in and yelled at ME for "watching tv" in the middle of the night and accused me of setting a bad example for my baby sister.
After school I found Grace's pacifier in the cookie jar. I ran upstairs to ask her why she was doing all this and she just said she wouldn't get was with it. I recored it on tape, but when I was showing it to my parents, the recorder ate the tape.
I found my math book all chewed up. I GOT SO MAD I RIPPED UP HER STUFFED SKUNK. She screamed and bit me, but she told mom and dad, "Nick give boo boo!" and showed a mark from where she bumped her elbow the other day. I got grounded for a week.
They made me babysitt. Grace tore up the house and wrote 'Only me' on the mirror. I was reading when I heard a pitter-patter. Grace crawled in with scissors!!
She had me down. You know when people say babies have a strong grip? They were right! Grace cut me in the arm and I was bleeding badly. Mom and dad came down and screamed. Mom grabbed Grace and screamed at her and Dad helped me get up.
Years passed and Grace was put into thearpy. As it turns out, her other mom was horrible to her and thats how it all happened. She and I are soulmates now.
Mom gave birth 2 days ago. I got a brother named Scotty. When he came home and we were all alone together, he said "Stop that talking and get me some food please. And none of that mushy stuff!"
This one year old is trying to get rid of me and be an "Only Child".
It's all terrible! The troubles stopped for a month, but then they started up again when Grace learned to walk.
One night I got up in the middle of the night to hear loud noises. I found Grace in the kitchen, making a huge mess.
"I won't get away with this" was all she said.
My parents came downstairs.
"Nicholas! What on earth are doing? Why is Gracie up? Come on Sweetie" said mom, picking the baby up and putting her to bed. Grace smirked at me on her way up the stairs.
Months past. Grace grew to two years old. Christmas came. I got 7 presents and Grace got 13.
Life is NOT fair sometimes.
Anyway I one day I was getting ready for school, and I past Grace's room. The little brat was sitting on the floor playing with her letter blocks. She had spelled 'Only me' with them.
Grace got up in the middle of the night and was watching the races on tv. I tried to take the remote control from her so I could turn off the tv before mom and dad woke up, and she told me, "You're just a Big Brother". Mom and dad came in and yelled at ME for "watching tv" in the middle of the night and accused me of setting a bad example for my baby sister.
After school I found Grace's pacifier in the cookie jar. I ran upstairs to ask her why she was doing all this and she just said she wouldn't get was with it. I recored it on tape, but when I was showing it to my parents, the recorder ate the tape.
I found my math book all chewed up. I GOT SO MAD I RIPPED UP HER STUFFED SKUNK. She screamed and bit me, but she told mom and dad, "Nick give boo boo!" and showed a mark from where she bumped her elbow the other day. I got grounded for a week.
They made me babysitt. Grace tore up the house and wrote 'Only me' on the mirror. I was reading when I heard a pitter-patter. Grace crawled in with scissors!!
She had me down. You know when people say babies have a strong grip? They were right! Grace cut me in the arm and I was bleeding badly. Mom and dad came down and screamed. Mom grabbed Grace and screamed at her and Dad helped me get up.
Years passed and Grace was put into thearpy. As it turns out, her other mom was horrible to her and thats how it all happened. She and I are soulmates now.
Mom gave birth 2 days ago. I got a brother named Scotty. When he came home and we were all alone together, he said "Stop that talking and get me some food please. And none of that mushy stuff!"