A day in the life of Curly.Including Diary(see below)
He could feel it,someone or something was watching him. Keep calm he told himself,dont look up,dont look up. A nervous chill caused his body to shake.
"Curly?Curly?..."
He could feel the skinny bald man waving his hand infront of his eyes. ' Maybe if I ignore it,it'll go away' he hoped.
"I think he's dead Mr. Simmons." remarked Phoebe.
"We don't have that kind of luck."smirked Helga.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!This cant be happening!!!Is there a doctor in here?!!"hysterically cried Simmons. Then he realized that he was talking to fourth graders, and began to cry uncontrolably over the inert but not deceased body of Curly.
Suddenly Arnold walked in the room returning from a visit to the lavotory.
"Whats going on here?!"he exclamed,pushing away the sobbing body of the incompetant teacher to reveal the body of the child.
"..Hes...Hes.....OH MOTHER!!!"The visibly inept Simmons could not finish his sentence, but Arnold knew...oh he knew what to do.
"I....need....air..." Curly gasps.
"What did he say?"asked a lesser character on the show.
"I....need.....AIR!"he repeats.
"Huh?"
"I need fucking air douche!...er.I mean.....CPR....Arnold....CPR..."
"Uh I think he wants Arnold to give him CPR!"
"Oh brother,not again."Scoffs Helga.
He pounced on the still body and began to give him CPR.
Curly sat up.
"Your alive!!!!!"Tears of joy sprung down the teachers face and he gave his student a hug.
"Arnold....you saved me."Proudly remarked Curly.
"It is my job as an american citizen friend of friends."He responded.
"No,really....I owe you my life.How can I ever repay you?"He said slowely taking off his jacket.
"Just the pleasure of seeing you alive and well is pay enough for me."Arnold said wincing.
"Are you......sure there isnt anything you WANT?"
Curly removed his pants.
"No please,Im fine....really."
Curly ignores his victim and continues to undress.
"For the love of God put you damm pants on!!!"Screams Helga.
"Helga,That is inexcusable behavior for a young lady.Watch your mouth."scolds Simmons.
"This happens every freaking day!"
"Thats it young lady!Swearing is one thing,but mocking a child injury is nothing to joke about!"
"Hes doesn't even have asthma,he just does that so he can french Arnold!"
"Out woman!"
Helga grumbles as she leaves.
A Passage From Curlys Diary
Dear Diary,
I think my peers know my secret. I must try to be les conspicous. On a positive note, I almost succeeded. Today,when he kissed,it was as though we connected. His soul made love to mine.We were ment to be. But one can only wait so long to have someone. I mean I've been faking asthma attacks since September,but still.....nothing. A soul mate can only wait so long so his other half. I think tonite is the night.No wait...rephrase that....I KNOW tonite is the nite. I will have his body. He will be mine.
Barry White:the collection,candles,matches,cherry flavored lube,rope,handcuffs,extra sticky tape to further restrict movement, and my handy dandy camcorder. All the equiptment is ready. I hope he does not believe this to be too aggressive and feels violated,but hes my soulmate,he'll understand.Well i should be going to see my love,I will write back with the tale of my journey.Wish me luck friend. :)
He could feel it,someone or something was watching him. Keep calm he told himself,dont look up,dont look up. A nervous chill caused his body to shake.
"Curly?Curly?..."
He could feel the skinny bald man waving his hand infront of his eyes. ' Maybe if I ignore it,it'll go away' he hoped.
"I think he's dead Mr. Simmons." remarked Phoebe.
"We don't have that kind of luck."smirked Helga.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!This cant be happening!!!Is there a doctor in here?!!"hysterically cried Simmons. Then he realized that he was talking to fourth graders, and began to cry uncontrolably over the inert but not deceased body of Curly.
Suddenly Arnold walked in the room returning from a visit to the lavotory.
"Whats going on here?!"he exclamed,pushing away the sobbing body of the incompetant teacher to reveal the body of the child.
"..Hes...Hes.....OH MOTHER!!!"The visibly inept Simmons could not finish his sentence, but Arnold knew...oh he knew what to do.
"I....need....air..." Curly gasps.
"What did he say?"asked a lesser character on the show.
"I....need.....AIR!"he repeats.
"Huh?"
"I need fucking air douche!...er.I mean.....CPR....Arnold....CPR..."
"Uh I think he wants Arnold to give him CPR!"
"Oh brother,not again."Scoffs Helga.
He pounced on the still body and began to give him CPR.
Curly sat up.
"Your alive!!!!!"Tears of joy sprung down the teachers face and he gave his student a hug.
"Arnold....you saved me."Proudly remarked Curly.
"It is my job as an american citizen friend of friends."He responded.
"No,really....I owe you my life.How can I ever repay you?"He said slowely taking off his jacket.
"Just the pleasure of seeing you alive and well is pay enough for me."Arnold said wincing.
"Are you......sure there isnt anything you WANT?"
Curly removed his pants.
"No please,Im fine....really."
Curly ignores his victim and continues to undress.
"For the love of God put you damm pants on!!!"Screams Helga.
"Helga,That is inexcusable behavior for a young lady.Watch your mouth."scolds Simmons.
"This happens every freaking day!"
"Thats it young lady!Swearing is one thing,but mocking a child injury is nothing to joke about!"
"Hes doesn't even have asthma,he just does that so he can french Arnold!"
"Out woman!"
Helga grumbles as she leaves.
A Passage From Curlys Diary
Dear Diary,
I think my peers know my secret. I must try to be les conspicous. On a positive note, I almost succeeded. Today,when he kissed,it was as though we connected. His soul made love to mine.We were ment to be. But one can only wait so long to have someone. I mean I've been faking asthma attacks since September,but still.....nothing. A soul mate can only wait so long so his other half. I think tonite is the night.No wait...rephrase that....I KNOW tonite is the nite. I will have his body. He will be mine.
Barry White:the collection,candles,matches,cherry flavored lube,rope,handcuffs,extra sticky tape to further restrict movement, and my handy dandy camcorder. All the equiptment is ready. I hope he does not believe this to be too aggressive and feels violated,but hes my soulmate,he'll understand.Well i should be going to see my love,I will write back with the tale of my journey.Wish me luck friend. :)