Mixed up stories! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Ok, these are just stories me & my friends made up. This first one me & Richard made up after how he showed me how he could beat Ganondork. I think it's pretty good. For my first mixed up story. WARNING: All people who hate stories about Ganon & Navi getting tortured, (Although I wouldn't understand how ANYONE can actually LIKE Ganondork & Navi) I would recommend that you either get a life & read this or turn back right now. Your choice! ^_^ ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

OK,, me & Richard are at Ganon's Castle (Do not ask how! We just we're!) helping Link beat Ganondork. We we're at the part where he stopped playing that torture music & turned around to laugh at us.

Ganondork: Hey!

Sorry, the truth hurts. Anyway as he turned around & laughed, something you REALLY wouldn't expect happened.

Ganondork: Mwahahahahahahahahha!*gag hack choke* *Falls down dead*

Richard: Rrrrriiiiigggghhhtttt.

And as we walk over to his platform ANOTHER unexpected thing happens!

Ganondork: *sits up quickly* SNAZZLE FRAZZLE! *falls down dead...again*

Me: Yeahhhhhh..O_o

Link: Uh, you ok? *nudges Ganon with his foot*

Ganondork: *Falls off the platform & falls through each floor of the castle*

*BAM!*

All: 3rd floor.

*BAM!*

All: 2nd floor.

*BAM!*

All: 1st floor.

*BAM!*

All: Lobby.

Richard: Man that's deep. I wonder how deep?

Me: Throw something in.

*Link grabs Navi*

Me: WAIT!

Link: What?

Me: You are aware that you are about to throw Navi into that hole right?

Link: Yessssss..

Me: K!^_^ Just wanted to make sure.

Richard: O_o;

Link: *throws Navi into the hole, when she finally hits the lobby floor*

Navi: Why Link? Why?

Link; Uh, ya know, you could've flown out of the hole.

Navi: Oh.....CURSES!

Richard: Well, today has been an interesting day.(PAUSE) LET'S GET SOME TACOS! ^_^

Me: Ok!^_^ ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* What did you think of that? ^_^ Now if you would click that button down there it would make everyone, even Bob,

("): Meep!

A happy person!^_^