OK, here is the second mixed up story like I promised. I thought of this over my vacation & I think you can tell that I had a little too much mountain dew & gushers & fruit rollups. So, this one might be the most insane thing I ever wrote. & this deals with Mario & Luigi in a car ride. (SCARY) Also, I got the word "Woosh" from my friend Richard who watches too much ed edd & eddy. Plus he told me to give him some more credit for some of the words that appear in some of my fics so I did.

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Luigi: *driving* Mario-a! What-a in the name-a of-a brutal chickens-a are you-a doing?!

Mario: *with his face smashed up against the window & his butt shaking* WOOSH!!!

Luigi: Mari-OH MY POTATOES! WHAT IS THAT IN THE ROAD!? HEY! I LOST MY ACCENT! WHY AM TALKING IN CAPS? WHY IS THE SKY BLUE? WHY IS THE GRASS GREEN? WHY IS MY GRANDMOTHER SO OLD?

(apparently a lobster had come out of nowhere & was tap dancing on the road.)

Mario: LOBSTER PEOPLE! *runs out the car window, grabs the lobster, & rolls around on the ground with it* WHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEE!!!

Luigi: MARIO-A! Get-a your big-a fat plumber butt-a in the car-a right-a now!

Mario: OKEY DOKEY ARTICHOKY!

*Mario runs back through the window that he came out of*

Luigi: BETTER!

*all of a sudden another car came over & ran over the lobster*

Mario: NNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!! JEFFERY!

Luigi: You named it?!

Mario: Of course I did! We bonded!

Luigi: -_-;

Mario: *has run out the other window (for no apparent reason) & took his hat off in respect for Jeffery.*

Luigi: You know, we have a door.

*but actually after he did his moment of silence he started to pick up pieces of Jeffery & started eating him*

Mario: *while eating Jeffery* Jeffery would've wanted it this way.

Luigi: -_-; We can't be related.

~*~*~*~*~*~ OK, that was total randomness & was very short. But I hoped you liked it! ^- ^