CHAPTER 3!!!!
OK, this chapter is based on Marth & Roy. Hope you like it!
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Once upon a time there was a charming boy. He liked to pet rabbits then throw them against sharp objects that would cause pain to them. This is where our little story starts.
*in a meadow of flowers*
Roy: *skipping* "LaLaLa!" *sees a rabbit* "Awww, come to me my furry ball of utter cuteness & love."
The rabbit, seeing how kind little Roy was being, hopped over to him in those hippy hoppy bunny ways.
Roy: "Do you want a carrot?"
Rabbit: *wiggles nose*
Roy: "Then why don't you..DIE WITH THE PAIN OF SHARP POINTY THINGS THAT CAUSE PAIN!! HYAH!" *hurls the bunny at sharp & pointy objects that hurt.*
Then, after the bunny had been killed, little Roy let out a murderous laugh.
Roy: "Teehee!"
But seeing what pain the bunny had been caused, another little boy with freakish blue hair, & a bunny suit, appeared out of know where screaming,
Marth: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Leonardo D!"
Roy: "Who are you?"
Little Roy asked. Resisting the temptation to throw this strange & freakish person at a pointy object.
Marth: *looks at him with tears stains against his cheek* "I am Marth! Queen of the Hippoty-Hops!"
Roy: "Don't you mean King?"
Marth: "No."
Roy: "O..k."
Marth: "You have caused pain to one of my right-hand bunnies. WHY?"
Roy: "Because you are an odd little man in a bunny suit."
Marth: "WAHHHHHHH!!" *runs away*
THE END
So, after The Queen of the Hippoty-Hops left, Little Roy still threw bunnies at pointy objects, but one day, he died by rebellion of the bunnies which is another story that I shall tell next time. So kids, did you like that story?
Kid: "THAT STORY SUCKED! KILL THE NARRATOR!"
Oh no! Please, not my charming narrator accent! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*gasp*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *cough, gag, hack*
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Um.Yah.O.O
OK, this chapter is based on Marth & Roy. Hope you like it!
~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~*~~~~~~*~~~~~*~****~
Once upon a time there was a charming boy. He liked to pet rabbits then throw them against sharp objects that would cause pain to them. This is where our little story starts.
*in a meadow of flowers*
Roy: *skipping* "LaLaLa!" *sees a rabbit* "Awww, come to me my furry ball of utter cuteness & love."
The rabbit, seeing how kind little Roy was being, hopped over to him in those hippy hoppy bunny ways.
Roy: "Do you want a carrot?"
Rabbit: *wiggles nose*
Roy: "Then why don't you..DIE WITH THE PAIN OF SHARP POINTY THINGS THAT CAUSE PAIN!! HYAH!" *hurls the bunny at sharp & pointy objects that hurt.*
Then, after the bunny had been killed, little Roy let out a murderous laugh.
Roy: "Teehee!"
But seeing what pain the bunny had been caused, another little boy with freakish blue hair, & a bunny suit, appeared out of know where screaming,
Marth: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Leonardo D!"
Roy: "Who are you?"
Little Roy asked. Resisting the temptation to throw this strange & freakish person at a pointy object.
Marth: *looks at him with tears stains against his cheek* "I am Marth! Queen of the Hippoty-Hops!"
Roy: "Don't you mean King?"
Marth: "No."
Roy: "O..k."
Marth: "You have caused pain to one of my right-hand bunnies. WHY?"
Roy: "Because you are an odd little man in a bunny suit."
Marth: "WAHHHHHHH!!" *runs away*
THE END
So, after The Queen of the Hippoty-Hops left, Little Roy still threw bunnies at pointy objects, but one day, he died by rebellion of the bunnies which is another story that I shall tell next time. So kids, did you like that story?
Kid: "THAT STORY SUCKED! KILL THE NARRATOR!"
Oh no! Please, not my charming narrator accent! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*gasp*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *cough, gag, hack*
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Um.Yah.O.O