XD I'm gonna thank my brother Tai (which isn't his real name, but it's a letter different from his nickname) for helping me with the review of Zim's game and what the judgement day people would say about BOW TO ZIM. ^^
Disclaimer: Jhonen Vasquez owns all the zim-related things, G4 owns Judgement Day, and I think they own Tommy and Victor, too. Maybe they own their souls or something. Eeh. If not, then Tommy and Victor own themselves.
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GIR walked down the sidewalk dragging the wagon full of "BOW TO ZIM" behind him. It had been a few minutes since he left the base, with Zim inside laughing maniacally. And, now, wouldn't you know it, there's Dib walking towards Zim's house, carrying a camera, with Gaz, who he dragged along with a threat to turn off her video game (How did Dib manage to survive?), playing her GameSlave2.
Dib *Talking to himself*: Zim won't escape this time... Everyone will have to belive me now! Right, Gaz?
Gaz: *Ignoring Dib. She's on the next-to-next-to last level.*
GIR: Hi Mr. big-head! HAVE A GAME! *GIR enthusiastically hands "BOW TO ZIM - The video game" to Dib, and then continues to walk away*
Dib: ...O_o My head's not big... *Dib looks at the case that GIR just handed him* "Bow to zim - The video game"?
Gaz: *Just finished the level* A new game? *She takes the game from Dib* Looks stupid. Well, it has to be beaten anyway. *She continues the game she was playing and starts walking back to the Membrane household* You'll die later for the game threat, Dib.
Now, with that threat about a threat, how about we see how GIR is doing with his giving of game disks?
Hm, it looks like he's doing pretty well. He went to the park (the one from the "Walk of Doom" episode). He's surrounded by girls who think he's so cute (which he is, but that's beside the point), and having a crowd come attracts a bigger crowd, it always seems. Not too long after he arrives, he has a huge crowd surrounding him, and at least half of the game disks have been taken.
GIR: *Breakdancing while handing game disks to everyone around him*
Random girl: Aw, the green puppy is cute!
Random game-fan: Neat, free games!
Random person: ...how'd he get green? O_o
Everyone except GIR and the random person: *Stare confusedly at the random person*
By the time everyone's done staring, they look back to see that GIR has left.
Meanwhile, back at the base...
Zim: *Watching the guard gnomes carry Dib away* Stupid Dib-Monkey.
GIR: *Walking in with the wagon full of taquitos and such behind him*
Zim: GIR! You're back! Did you give all of the games to humans?
GIR: Yep! And I got taquitos! *Starts eating taquitos*
Zim: Good! It is now only a matter of time before all the ehumans shall BOW TO ZIM! Mwahahahahahahaahaaahaaaa!
GIR: *Is now done taquito'ing, and turned on the TV* YAY, ITS THE SCARY MONKEY!
Zim: That monkey... GIR, change the human television to a different channel, I want to see how many humans know my "Video game" to be the best ever, and are bowing to ZIM!
GIR: Okaaay! *Changes to G4, where judgement day is on*
Victor *On the TV, of course*: Now we're going to be reviewing "BOW TO ZIM - The video game."
Tommy *Also on TV*: This video game has the absolute worst soundtrack ever. I thought it couldn't get any worse than that ONE game, but it DID. It just plays the same one song over and over and over!
Zim: SILENCE, TOMMY-HUMAN! *Throws something at the TV*
Victor: The song the game plays is good, but once it's played for the 20th time, it really starts to get to you.
Tommy: Another thing that annoys me is that once you've bowed to this "Zim" guy with the final bow move, you've seen it all! There's also only one mode, once you've played the mode, there's nothing left to do, unless you can find a friend to play with, which would be pretty hard to do, because who wants to play a game like THIS?!
Victor: I still like this game a lot... for some odd reason...
Tommy: Oddly enough, I do too...
*They show a minimovie of the gameplay. It looks a whole lot like Bust-A-Groove, the only difference is instead of dancing, there are people bowing in front of Zim.*
Victor: Anyway, I give this game a 10. I don't know why. I just...do. O_o
Tommy: I'm going to give it a 9...
GIR turns off the TV at that.
GIR: Wee, the silly game people liked your game!
Zim: Of COURSE they did.
GIR: 'Specially because of the hypnotizy thing?
Zim: ...yes, because of that. But also because it is a wonderful game! Because it was made by ZIM! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
GIR: *Tries to imitate Zim's maniacal laughter* MWAHAHAHEEHEE!
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Now, I've left Dib and Gaz alone long enough. Let's see how the younger Membranes are doing.
Gaz: *Hitting Dib over the head with her gameslave2* And *thwap* THIS *thwap* is *thwap* what *thwap* you *thwap thwap* get *thwap* for* thwapthwapthwap* threatening *thwapthwapthwapthwapthwap* me! *THWAPTHWAPTHWAPTHWAP!* Now, be glad that I'm not going to actually kill you...today.
Dib is now very bruised, and Gaz goes to start playing BOW TO ZIM. Dib starts watching his sister play the game closely.
Gaz: Why do you suddenly have interest in my games?
Dib: Can't you see? This isn't just any normal GAME! This is another one of Zim's plans for GLOBAL DOMINATION!
Gaz: Or just a stupid, easily beaten, game. *Gaz's character is executing the super-mega-ultra-bow-of-doom*
Dib: But I think I hear something behind the song that's playing! Something...about...irken?
Gaz: Or you're just crazy. *Presses more buttons* Beaten. *Puts her controller down and starts watching TV* Dib, get me popcorn, or I'll have to change my mind about killing you today.
Dib goes and gets the popcorn, and then casually takes the BOW TO ZIM game down to his Dad's lab.
Dib, thinking: I'll find out what that "Irken" thing I heard was, if it's the last thing I do!
And hopefully, it won't be the last thing he does. It probably won't be, really.
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And, compared to the other chapters, this one was kinda long. Hm. v_v I must be unable to write long chapters.
Disclaimer: Jhonen Vasquez owns all the zim-related things, G4 owns Judgement Day, and I think they own Tommy and Victor, too. Maybe they own their souls or something. Eeh. If not, then Tommy and Victor own themselves.
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GIR walked down the sidewalk dragging the wagon full of "BOW TO ZIM" behind him. It had been a few minutes since he left the base, with Zim inside laughing maniacally. And, now, wouldn't you know it, there's Dib walking towards Zim's house, carrying a camera, with Gaz, who he dragged along with a threat to turn off her video game (How did Dib manage to survive?), playing her GameSlave2.
Dib *Talking to himself*: Zim won't escape this time... Everyone will have to belive me now! Right, Gaz?
Gaz: *Ignoring Dib. She's on the next-to-next-to last level.*
GIR: Hi Mr. big-head! HAVE A GAME! *GIR enthusiastically hands "BOW TO ZIM - The video game" to Dib, and then continues to walk away*
Dib: ...O_o My head's not big... *Dib looks at the case that GIR just handed him* "Bow to zim - The video game"?
Gaz: *Just finished the level* A new game? *She takes the game from Dib* Looks stupid. Well, it has to be beaten anyway. *She continues the game she was playing and starts walking back to the Membrane household* You'll die later for the game threat, Dib.
Now, with that threat about a threat, how about we see how GIR is doing with his giving of game disks?
Hm, it looks like he's doing pretty well. He went to the park (the one from the "Walk of Doom" episode). He's surrounded by girls who think he's so cute (which he is, but that's beside the point), and having a crowd come attracts a bigger crowd, it always seems. Not too long after he arrives, he has a huge crowd surrounding him, and at least half of the game disks have been taken.
GIR: *Breakdancing while handing game disks to everyone around him*
Random girl: Aw, the green puppy is cute!
Random game-fan: Neat, free games!
Random person: ...how'd he get green? O_o
Everyone except GIR and the random person: *Stare confusedly at the random person*
By the time everyone's done staring, they look back to see that GIR has left.
Meanwhile, back at the base...
Zim: *Watching the guard gnomes carry Dib away* Stupid Dib-Monkey.
GIR: *Walking in with the wagon full of taquitos and such behind him*
Zim: GIR! You're back! Did you give all of the games to humans?
GIR: Yep! And I got taquitos! *Starts eating taquitos*
Zim: Good! It is now only a matter of time before all the ehumans shall BOW TO ZIM! Mwahahahahahahaahaaahaaaa!
GIR: *Is now done taquito'ing, and turned on the TV* YAY, ITS THE SCARY MONKEY!
Zim: That monkey... GIR, change the human television to a different channel, I want to see how many humans know my "Video game" to be the best ever, and are bowing to ZIM!
GIR: Okaaay! *Changes to G4, where judgement day is on*
Victor *On the TV, of course*: Now we're going to be reviewing "BOW TO ZIM - The video game."
Tommy *Also on TV*: This video game has the absolute worst soundtrack ever. I thought it couldn't get any worse than that ONE game, but it DID. It just plays the same one song over and over and over!
Zim: SILENCE, TOMMY-HUMAN! *Throws something at the TV*
Victor: The song the game plays is good, but once it's played for the 20th time, it really starts to get to you.
Tommy: Another thing that annoys me is that once you've bowed to this "Zim" guy with the final bow move, you've seen it all! There's also only one mode, once you've played the mode, there's nothing left to do, unless you can find a friend to play with, which would be pretty hard to do, because who wants to play a game like THIS?!
Victor: I still like this game a lot... for some odd reason...
Tommy: Oddly enough, I do too...
*They show a minimovie of the gameplay. It looks a whole lot like Bust-A-Groove, the only difference is instead of dancing, there are people bowing in front of Zim.*
Victor: Anyway, I give this game a 10. I don't know why. I just...do. O_o
Tommy: I'm going to give it a 9...
GIR turns off the TV at that.
GIR: Wee, the silly game people liked your game!
Zim: Of COURSE they did.
GIR: 'Specially because of the hypnotizy thing?
Zim: ...yes, because of that. But also because it is a wonderful game! Because it was made by ZIM! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
GIR: *Tries to imitate Zim's maniacal laughter* MWAHAHAHEEHEE!
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Now, I've left Dib and Gaz alone long enough. Let's see how the younger Membranes are doing.
Gaz: *Hitting Dib over the head with her gameslave2* And *thwap* THIS *thwap* is *thwap* what *thwap* you *thwap thwap* get *thwap* for* thwapthwapthwap* threatening *thwapthwapthwapthwapthwap* me! *THWAPTHWAPTHWAPTHWAP!* Now, be glad that I'm not going to actually kill you...today.
Dib is now very bruised, and Gaz goes to start playing BOW TO ZIM. Dib starts watching his sister play the game closely.
Gaz: Why do you suddenly have interest in my games?
Dib: Can't you see? This isn't just any normal GAME! This is another one of Zim's plans for GLOBAL DOMINATION!
Gaz: Or just a stupid, easily beaten, game. *Gaz's character is executing the super-mega-ultra-bow-of-doom*
Dib: But I think I hear something behind the song that's playing! Something...about...irken?
Gaz: Or you're just crazy. *Presses more buttons* Beaten. *Puts her controller down and starts watching TV* Dib, get me popcorn, or I'll have to change my mind about killing you today.
Dib goes and gets the popcorn, and then casually takes the BOW TO ZIM game down to his Dad's lab.
Dib, thinking: I'll find out what that "Irken" thing I heard was, if it's the last thing I do!
And hopefully, it won't be the last thing he does. It probably won't be, really.
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And, compared to the other chapters, this one was kinda long. Hm. v_v I must be unable to write long chapters.