Yes, the final part is here after a week or so! I was busy with my site. And...thiiiiings. O_o One of those thiiiiiings would be FF.net's going down temporarily. x_x
Disclaimer: After reading stuff online, I found out that invader zim does not belong to Jhonen Vasquez, it belongs to Nickelodeon. It should belong to
Jhonen Vasquez, though, because he's neat. And nickelodeon is not neat. No. Anyway, I don't own anything except the plot. I think. O_o Nickelodeon owns Zim. Enix, Sony, Frame Graphics, and 989 Studios own bust a groove, and I believe Dick Van Dyke owns the Dick Van Dyke show.
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Well, here we have a scene that's not too good for Dib. He's stuck in the elevator to Zim's lab. And pacing the floor in that aforementioned elevator.
Dib: How am I supposed to get out of here? ...And why am I talking to myself?
Dib looked over to the display monitor that was currently showing GIR watching TV. Zim had gone to skool, and forgetfully left the monitor on.
GIR: Eheeheehee! Ooh, it's the Dick Van Dyke show! HI ROB!
Dib: *Suddenly gets an idea, and starts looking around the elevator* Now, where could that panel be?
GIR: *Looking over to the monitor that has Dib on it* Whaat panel?
Dib: One that will get me out of this thing.
GIR: Ohh, there's one on the bottom. *Turns back to watching TV*
Dib: ...O_o *Looks beneath where he's standing, and sure enough, there's the spot where he can get out.* Thanks. *Dib disappears off the monitor*
GIR: Heehee, Rob'n'Laura are stuck in the elevator.
Once Dib left the elevator, he started to fall... and then stopped. Irken gravitating elevator technology™, you know. So, now instead of being stuck in an elevator, Dib was stuck in midair. v_v I'm mean to Dib, aren't I? Well... Let's just cut to the Membrane household!
Prof. Membrane *On the neat video screen*: Now, I'm going to go work on the energy-straw! It makes energy AND you can drink things with it! We have some toast in the refrigerator for dinner, Daughter, please make sure that the test subjects in my lab haven't exploded, and son, feed the puppy.
Gaz *Playing her gameslave*: Dib's not here. He went to go catch an alien.
Prof.: Well, tell him to feed the puppy when he's home. *Implosion is heard offscreen* Oh, I guess that the energy-straw isn't working entirely yet.
*video screen goes...somewhere*
I want an energy straw! Gimme, Membrane person! ...sorry. ^^; Dib is still floating. Then again, he hasn't been floating long. Just about 5 minutes.
But the elevator's moving! Looks like Zim's home. And he's heading to his lab. And, if the elevator's heading up, the gravitational pull is pulling up, which in turn, makes Dib get pulled up!
Zim *Walking into the elevator*: By now the Dib-human should be dead...or sleeping... or... eh, something! Computer! Take me to the laboratory!
Dib, having a suspicion of what might happen if he stays underneath the elevator (here's a hint: Squashed Dib. What? That was saying WHAT was going to happen and not just a hint? Hmm), slowly and quietly climbs back into the elevator, hoping that Zim won't notice.
Zim: *Is too caught up in his daydreaming of what will happen once he takes over earth to notice Dib's in the elevator shaft*
Dib: Ha! I have you now, Zim!
Zim: Eh? What? *Looking around* THE DIB HUMAN!
Zim takes out his mech-leg things...but ends up hitting his head on the elevator's roof, as the elevator was designed for Zim's height, without the
mech-legs. Zim reels a bit, which gives Dib enough time to tackle Zim's mech legs. And, by this time, they've reached the lab, and Dib's tackling of
Zim makes Zim land on top of a self-destruct button for "BOW TO ZIM - The video game". Which means the world is still safe from Irken
invasion!...which we would be anyway! ALL RIGHT!
Zim: O_O My plan! STUPID Dib-human! You inferior beast, you RUINED my PLAN! YOU SHALL PAAAAY! *Zim starts going after Dib with a laser gun,
firing and missing each time*
And, all around the world...
Person: Hey! BOW TO ZIM broke! ....oh well, who cares? I just now realized what a big waste of time that was.
And there were many reactions like that. Oh, dear. It looks like NOW Zim and Dib are done fighting. And Dib's running away from Zim's house. Oh well,
I'm not that good at writing fight scenes anyway.
GIR: *Turning off the T.V.* That was a GOOOOOD episode of Dick van Dyke! *Jumps off the couch and turns on "Aozora no Knife" (a song from the
Japanese bust a groove. O_o) on a stereo that came out of his head* SekaIJUU no uso NIII, kimi ba kizu TSUki na-ga-ra!
Zim: GIR! Silence with that insane music!
GIR: Aw, but it's J-POP!
Zim: .....J-pop?
GIR: Japaneeeeese music! *Still dancing to the music*
Zim: And it's popular with humans?
GIR: Yeah! Um.....NO! Wait, wait... Yes! No! Maybeso!
Zim: *Getting an idea* TO THE LAAAAB!
Will Zim ever learn? ............No. So how about we see the Membranes?
Dib: *Running inside the kitchen and panting* I...did it... I saved the world!
Gaz: SURE, just like you always do... And dad said to feed the puppy.
Puppy voice coming out of nowhere: *Whiine?*
Dib: O_o We have a puppy?...Wait! Maybe it's a puppy Poltergeist! I'm going to go find it!
Gaz: Whatever, just don't bother me anymore. I'm playing "Vengeance of the monster-pixies 2"!
Ah, sibling friendships. I don't know why I'm talking about them. O_o Now, what was Zim doing on the computer with J-pop anyway?
Computer: J-pop is a kind of music, most popular in Japan. It has many fanhumans. And worshippers.
Zim: Computer, more information is needed!
Computer: ...and it makes......magical...bunnies appear... and eats squirrels.
GIR: It makes magic bunnahs? I NEEEED THE MAGIC BUNNIEES!
Zim: Yes! And with the magic bunnies, and J-pop, I will conquer the earth in the name of the Irken Empire! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I see a loop here...
Now it's the end, okay? Okay! ^^
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Poltergeist puppy. Heehee. It kinda rhymes. Anyway, I hope you liked this senseless little piece... Thanks for reading it! I go sleep now! ^^
(Story completed around 6 in the morning, Friday, February 14, 2003! Happy valentines day. O_o)
Disclaimer: After reading stuff online, I found out that invader zim does not belong to Jhonen Vasquez, it belongs to Nickelodeon. It should belong to
Jhonen Vasquez, though, because he's neat. And nickelodeon is not neat. No. Anyway, I don't own anything except the plot. I think. O_o Nickelodeon owns Zim. Enix, Sony, Frame Graphics, and 989 Studios own bust a groove, and I believe Dick Van Dyke owns the Dick Van Dyke show.
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Well, here we have a scene that's not too good for Dib. He's stuck in the elevator to Zim's lab. And pacing the floor in that aforementioned elevator.
Dib: How am I supposed to get out of here? ...And why am I talking to myself?
Dib looked over to the display monitor that was currently showing GIR watching TV. Zim had gone to skool, and forgetfully left the monitor on.
GIR: Eheeheehee! Ooh, it's the Dick Van Dyke show! HI ROB!
Dib: *Suddenly gets an idea, and starts looking around the elevator* Now, where could that panel be?
GIR: *Looking over to the monitor that has Dib on it* Whaat panel?
Dib: One that will get me out of this thing.
GIR: Ohh, there's one on the bottom. *Turns back to watching TV*
Dib: ...O_o *Looks beneath where he's standing, and sure enough, there's the spot where he can get out.* Thanks. *Dib disappears off the monitor*
GIR: Heehee, Rob'n'Laura are stuck in the elevator.
Once Dib left the elevator, he started to fall... and then stopped. Irken gravitating elevator technology™, you know. So, now instead of being stuck in an elevator, Dib was stuck in midair. v_v I'm mean to Dib, aren't I? Well... Let's just cut to the Membrane household!
Prof. Membrane *On the neat video screen*: Now, I'm going to go work on the energy-straw! It makes energy AND you can drink things with it! We have some toast in the refrigerator for dinner, Daughter, please make sure that the test subjects in my lab haven't exploded, and son, feed the puppy.
Gaz *Playing her gameslave*: Dib's not here. He went to go catch an alien.
Prof.: Well, tell him to feed the puppy when he's home. *Implosion is heard offscreen* Oh, I guess that the energy-straw isn't working entirely yet.
*video screen goes...somewhere*
I want an energy straw! Gimme, Membrane person! ...sorry. ^^; Dib is still floating. Then again, he hasn't been floating long. Just about 5 minutes.
But the elevator's moving! Looks like Zim's home. And he's heading to his lab. And, if the elevator's heading up, the gravitational pull is pulling up, which in turn, makes Dib get pulled up!
Zim *Walking into the elevator*: By now the Dib-human should be dead...or sleeping... or... eh, something! Computer! Take me to the laboratory!
Dib, having a suspicion of what might happen if he stays underneath the elevator (here's a hint: Squashed Dib. What? That was saying WHAT was going to happen and not just a hint? Hmm), slowly and quietly climbs back into the elevator, hoping that Zim won't notice.
Zim: *Is too caught up in his daydreaming of what will happen once he takes over earth to notice Dib's in the elevator shaft*
Dib: Ha! I have you now, Zim!
Zim: Eh? What? *Looking around* THE DIB HUMAN!
Zim takes out his mech-leg things...but ends up hitting his head on the elevator's roof, as the elevator was designed for Zim's height, without the
mech-legs. Zim reels a bit, which gives Dib enough time to tackle Zim's mech legs. And, by this time, they've reached the lab, and Dib's tackling of
Zim makes Zim land on top of a self-destruct button for "BOW TO ZIM - The video game". Which means the world is still safe from Irken
invasion!...which we would be anyway! ALL RIGHT!
Zim: O_O My plan! STUPID Dib-human! You inferior beast, you RUINED my PLAN! YOU SHALL PAAAAY! *Zim starts going after Dib with a laser gun,
firing and missing each time*
And, all around the world...
Person: Hey! BOW TO ZIM broke! ....oh well, who cares? I just now realized what a big waste of time that was.
And there were many reactions like that. Oh, dear. It looks like NOW Zim and Dib are done fighting. And Dib's running away from Zim's house. Oh well,
I'm not that good at writing fight scenes anyway.
GIR: *Turning off the T.V.* That was a GOOOOOD episode of Dick van Dyke! *Jumps off the couch and turns on "Aozora no Knife" (a song from the
Japanese bust a groove. O_o) on a stereo that came out of his head* SekaIJUU no uso NIII, kimi ba kizu TSUki na-ga-ra!
Zim: GIR! Silence with that insane music!
GIR: Aw, but it's J-POP!
Zim: .....J-pop?
GIR: Japaneeeeese music! *Still dancing to the music*
Zim: And it's popular with humans?
GIR: Yeah! Um.....NO! Wait, wait... Yes! No! Maybeso!
Zim: *Getting an idea* TO THE LAAAAB!
Will Zim ever learn? ............No. So how about we see the Membranes?
Dib: *Running inside the kitchen and panting* I...did it... I saved the world!
Gaz: SURE, just like you always do... And dad said to feed the puppy.
Puppy voice coming out of nowhere: *Whiine?*
Dib: O_o We have a puppy?...Wait! Maybe it's a puppy Poltergeist! I'm going to go find it!
Gaz: Whatever, just don't bother me anymore. I'm playing "Vengeance of the monster-pixies 2"!
Ah, sibling friendships. I don't know why I'm talking about them. O_o Now, what was Zim doing on the computer with J-pop anyway?
Computer: J-pop is a kind of music, most popular in Japan. It has many fanhumans. And worshippers.
Zim: Computer, more information is needed!
Computer: ...and it makes......magical...bunnies appear... and eats squirrels.
GIR: It makes magic bunnahs? I NEEEED THE MAGIC BUNNIEES!
Zim: Yes! And with the magic bunnies, and J-pop, I will conquer the earth in the name of the Irken Empire! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I see a loop here...
Now it's the end, okay? Okay! ^^
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Poltergeist puppy. Heehee. It kinda rhymes. Anyway, I hope you liked this senseless little piece... Thanks for reading it! I go sleep now! ^^
(Story completed around 6 in the morning, Friday, February 14, 2003! Happy valentines day. O_o)