A/N: Phoebe, Piper, Paige, and Monkey... are people who represent other people. Get that through your head! And... It's written like a script, because I'm tired of writing in paragraphs.
Disclaimer: Who told ya I owned the Harry Potter characters? I never said I did.
Red Rover
Chapter 1 - Let the games begin!
Narrator: It was a quiet Monday morning. Madame Hooch mysteriously disappeared with Neville Longbottom. The Gryffindors and Slytherins were still mounted on their brooms waiting for instructions. Ron suddenly screamed in delight.
Ron: Let's play Red Rover!
Narrator: He pranced around the Slytherins. Harry and Hermione hid their faces from embarassment.
Malfoy: Isn't that some kind of muggle game?
Narrator: Phoebe, Piper, Paige, and Monkey have returned from their quest to use the bathroom. They started to feel embarassed to be in Gryffindor.
Phoebe: What the hell?
Paige: What the heck?
Piper: What the hello jello?
Monkey: What the bloody hell?
Narrator: Malfoy made a shy smile at Phoebe. I can sense something...
Malfoy: Fine... let's play Red Rover.
Slytherins: [gasp in horror]
Blaise: ??? Are you mad? Did you make a house out of bricks??? (inside joke) What the hell is your problem?
Malfoy: Come on, let's give the Weasley boy a chance... you know a chance... let's see what exactly the fuss is all about with this muggle game.
Blaise: This is a childish game... I remember playing it at y—
Malfoy: [covers Blaise's mouth] Whatever... how exactly does this muggle game work?
Narrator: Ron pulled Harry and Hermione and made them hold hands. Malfoy squealed in horror. Would this mean he would have to hold hands with Pansy Parkinson, the evil bitch in his life? Would this mean she will never wash herself because she had just touched Malfoy's hand? Malfoy half fainted in the air.
Malfoy: [half faints and looks slanted (/)]
Ron: How does he do that?
Malfoy: [falls to the ground]
Pansy: Poor Malfie... go on.
Hermione and Harry: [blushing harder than ever]
Ron: Let's say... we call... Pansy. Hermione and Harry say "Red Rover, Red Rover send Pansy right over" and then Pansy would run in between them... if she breaks their arms together, she gets to take a member of their team... if she doesn't, [gulps] she has to join their team. Okay... ready to play?
Gryffindors and Slytherins: Okay
Malfoy: [stands up and holds Crabbe and Goyles hand] [thinks] ... If she does run into my arms... then... she has to hold... NOOOO!!! [moves to the end of the line and still holds Goyle's hand] Ahh.. much better
Goyle: [looks at him in disgust]
Phoebe: [runs around in circles] Wait... I can't find anyone to hold hands with!!
Ron: [grabs her hand and puts her next to Harry]
Monkey: You can definitely tell that was planned...
Paige and Piper: [nod in agreement]
Ron: Who's going to start?
Gryffindors and Slytherins: [stare at each other blankly]
Ron: okay... let's have a race... fastest one to the tree wins.
Paige: Which tree?
Ron: The tree over there!
Paige: Oh...
Piper: Who's going to race?
Ron: Malfoy... and Phoebe
Phoebe: WHY ME?!?!?!
Ron: Because you 2 are the last people to find a person to hold hands with. Oh come on... you get to use your broom.
Phoebe: [screams in horror] Damn you Ron...
Narrator: Malfoy and Phoebe mounted their broomsticks.
Ron: READY? GET SET... hold on... my back's itchy.
Phoebe: Hurry up so I can get this over with!!
Ron: It's itchy...
Harry: I'll say it... Ready? GET SET... G— [coughs] Hold on... I'm choking on my spit!! [stands their coughing]
Narrator: So the race between Malfoy and Phoebe never began. What about their game??? Find out in the next episode of Red Rover...
~*~
A/N: Amazing... why can't Ron and Harry say 'GO'? I want to know!!
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are just my toys and I got stuck playing with them... and Monkeys belong to the zoo (JK laura) eep oh no!
Disclaimer: Who told ya I owned the Harry Potter characters? I never said I did.
Red Rover
Chapter 1 - Let the games begin!
Narrator: It was a quiet Monday morning. Madame Hooch mysteriously disappeared with Neville Longbottom. The Gryffindors and Slytherins were still mounted on their brooms waiting for instructions. Ron suddenly screamed in delight.
Ron: Let's play Red Rover!
Narrator: He pranced around the Slytherins. Harry and Hermione hid their faces from embarassment.
Malfoy: Isn't that some kind of muggle game?
Narrator: Phoebe, Piper, Paige, and Monkey have returned from their quest to use the bathroom. They started to feel embarassed to be in Gryffindor.
Phoebe: What the hell?
Paige: What the heck?
Piper: What the hello jello?
Monkey: What the bloody hell?
Narrator: Malfoy made a shy smile at Phoebe. I can sense something...
Malfoy: Fine... let's play Red Rover.
Slytherins: [gasp in horror]
Blaise: ??? Are you mad? Did you make a house out of bricks??? (inside joke) What the hell is your problem?
Malfoy: Come on, let's give the Weasley boy a chance... you know a chance... let's see what exactly the fuss is all about with this muggle game.
Blaise: This is a childish game... I remember playing it at y—
Malfoy: [covers Blaise's mouth] Whatever... how exactly does this muggle game work?
Narrator: Ron pulled Harry and Hermione and made them hold hands. Malfoy squealed in horror. Would this mean he would have to hold hands with Pansy Parkinson, the evil bitch in his life? Would this mean she will never wash herself because she had just touched Malfoy's hand? Malfoy half fainted in the air.
Malfoy: [half faints and looks slanted (/)]
Ron: How does he do that?
Malfoy: [falls to the ground]
Pansy: Poor Malfie... go on.
Hermione and Harry: [blushing harder than ever]
Ron: Let's say... we call... Pansy. Hermione and Harry say "Red Rover, Red Rover send Pansy right over" and then Pansy would run in between them... if she breaks their arms together, she gets to take a member of their team... if she doesn't, [gulps] she has to join their team. Okay... ready to play?
Gryffindors and Slytherins: Okay
Malfoy: [stands up and holds Crabbe and Goyles hand] [thinks] ... If she does run into my arms... then... she has to hold... NOOOO!!! [moves to the end of the line and still holds Goyle's hand] Ahh.. much better
Goyle: [looks at him in disgust]
Phoebe: [runs around in circles] Wait... I can't find anyone to hold hands with!!
Ron: [grabs her hand and puts her next to Harry]
Monkey: You can definitely tell that was planned...
Paige and Piper: [nod in agreement]
Ron: Who's going to start?
Gryffindors and Slytherins: [stare at each other blankly]
Ron: okay... let's have a race... fastest one to the tree wins.
Paige: Which tree?
Ron: The tree over there!
Paige: Oh...
Piper: Who's going to race?
Ron: Malfoy... and Phoebe
Phoebe: WHY ME?!?!?!
Ron: Because you 2 are the last people to find a person to hold hands with. Oh come on... you get to use your broom.
Phoebe: [screams in horror] Damn you Ron...
Narrator: Malfoy and Phoebe mounted their broomsticks.
Ron: READY? GET SET... hold on... my back's itchy.
Phoebe: Hurry up so I can get this over with!!
Ron: It's itchy...
Harry: I'll say it... Ready? GET SET... G— [coughs] Hold on... I'm choking on my spit!! [stands their coughing]
Narrator: So the race between Malfoy and Phoebe never began. What about their game??? Find out in the next episode of Red Rover...
~*~
A/N: Amazing... why can't Ron and Harry say 'GO'? I want to know!!
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are just my toys and I got stuck playing with them... and Monkeys belong to the zoo (JK laura) eep oh no!