Disclaimer: I don't own Evangelion blah blah blah.

Miho: So, idiot I suppose your finally putting us in your stories.

Author: I.I am. But what's it matter, my fics suck and people hate them.

Nanasawa: OH!!! It's ok hun!! I like your stories.

Ping: ME too!!!

Asuka: Hell!! I'm with Miho, your fics DO suck.

Aut.: Asuka!! What are you doing here?!

Asu.: Who cares baka!! Tell the story!!!
Largo had been walking the streets of New York for sometime now. What happened last night still struck him cold. He thought about last night as he walked.

'Is this how I'm to remember you mother, and father. Killing, killing anyone who stands in my way..'

Largo's mother and father, Phenelope and Thomas, had been brutally murdered the night before. With the killer still at large, Largo was to be sent to Germany to live with his aunt. But no, Largo hated his aunt. But she had always been so nice to him. He didn't care, he hated everyone. In the end, Largo's thoughts of the previous night overwhelmed him. He broke down on the sidewalk and cried. He didn't care if anyone saw him. He hoped that the robbers from the bridge would just come and kill him. He didn't want to live with his aunt. He wanted to live with his parents; wherever they were right now, even if he had to die to be with them.

Nanasawa had.. Nana.:Look!! This is where I come in!!! Everyone: SHH!!!!!!!!! Nanasawa had just come home from the store. With a week's worth of food and Pepsi, she was ready to spend her vacation break from work, sitting at home and watching old reruns of a post-T.I. show called American Idol.

'Hmmm...damn, this is gonna be soooooo fun!!!! American Idol and Pepsi for a whole week!! But maybe.I should go outside, just for tonight, to get some fresh air.' It was raining, and it was raining hard. Nana started to rethink her ideas of coming outside. Until something caught her eye. It looked like someone was laying up against the side of the building. She thought it was a homeless person, until she saw his face.

'Oh my god!! It's the kid from the news the ones who's parents were killed last night!!'

Nana ran up to Largo. When she saw him from up close, she becme extremely worried. It looked like Largo had been there for hours, and he was shivering uncontrollably. Nana decided to take him to her apartment, after all, the kid's parents had just been killed.

"Hey there want some help? You shouldn't stay in the rain like this. Would you like to come with me?"

"I want to die"

"You shouldn't say that. Here, try to stand up. You can come to my apartment."

"Wha.your apartment. are you sure?"

"Yeah!! It'll be fun!! Now stand up, it looks like the rain is getting worse."

"What do you care."

"I.I just do.."

With that, Largo decided to get up and go with this stranger. He was to tired to care. Nana didn't mind half carrying Largo and half dragging him along. She felt bad for him, the least she could do was help him out.

'Oh man what the hell did I just myself into?' thought Nana, 'Here I am carrying someone I don't even know to my apartment, and I don't even know if I would be able to keep both of us comfortable. And god knows what Ping is going to do when she finds out I just `adopted` some hot guy without thinking about it.'

Nana had now realized what she had done. She had just picked some `hot` guy of the street without talking to Ping, her relationship advisor. Ping didn't mind Nana's charity towards guys but she had warned about street people. But Largo wasn't a street person his family is on the news all the time for helping the U.S. government deal with international affairs. And her thinking of him as `helluva sexy` didn't help much, considering that she didn't know for how long he would stay at her apartment.

Nana and Largo had reached the apartment. As Nana opened the door, Largo passed out. So Nana took him to her bed and set him down. She covered him with blankets and hoped that he would get better, besides, his lips were returning to their normal color. After she was done starring at him for the past five minutes, she figured he would be fine. Now to conquer her next obstacle. Nana picked up the phone and dialed the number she only knew so well. The phone rang, finally, someone answered.

"Hello?"

"Ping!"

"Nana? What's wrong?"

"No time!! Come to my apartment ASAP and bring your sleeping bag and your `Relationship for Dummies` book."

"Got it! Be there in five minutes."

WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT. THE MOST DECENT STORY IF WRITEN MY WHOLE LIFE. I HAVE CONFIDENCE IN THIS STORY, SO I THINK I'LL KEPP WRITING. TOMORROW IS THURSDAY AND IT'S ONLY A HALF DAY OF SCHOOL, THEN I HAVE A FOUR DAY WEEKEND STARTING FRIDAY, SO I SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET IN A COUPLE MORE CHAPTERS.

ALSO, I WANT FEEDBACK ON THE LITTLE `AUTHOR & CHARACTER` CONVERSATIONS. AND I PROMISE THAT IF I HAVE AND MORE OF THOSE, THEY WONT BE SUPER HUGE, AND ONLY ABOUT THREE SENTENCES LONG.