A/N: Where did we leave off? I have no idea... but oh well... Anyways...
Disclaimer: OMG!! YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST FOUND OUT?? I DON'T OWN THE HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS! *sarcasm ends*
Chapter 2 - Starting of the Race
Narrator: If you have just joined the program, Ron has decided to play "Red Rover" with his flying class. Phoebe and Malfoy are about to race... Let's watch...
Hermione: Obviously, none of you guys can do this... let's see... READY! GET SET! GO!
Narrator: 2 people on broomsticks flew at their highest speed.
Malfoy: Why am I letting a girl beat me?
Phoebe: Do you normally talk to yourself?
Malfoy: No... okay... I do... just don't tell anyone.
Phoebe: Everyone talks to themselves...
Narrator: I talk to myself too... Sometimes I talk to my feet... good point Phoebe.
Phoebe: Did you hear that?
Malfoy: Hear what?
Phoebe: Someone said they talk to themself... and they talk to their feet... and they said I had a good point...
Malfoy: No
Phoebe: I must be hearing things... HAHAHA I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU.
Malfoy: [speeds to catch up with Phoebe] What did you say?
Phoebe: Never mind... Our names have the same amount of letters in length.
Malfoy: Oh really?
Narrator: Who cares about their point of view... let's see the point of view of the others...
Ron: SHH... they're hearing our point of view!! [acts normal]
Harry: Who's they?
Ron: Them...
Harry: Who's them?
Ron: Someone... who's spying on us...
Narrator: Ahh, I'm not spying on you, I'm telling the story...
Ron: OMG! Did you hear that...
Harry: That's the grass Ron.
Ron: [stares at grass] Anyone in there?
Narrator: Forget about them. Hermione started to make a cheer squad for Phoebe. How special! The team only had 4 people in it. Herself, Paige, Piper, and Monkey. What a jacked up pyramid that would make.
Hermione: 5, 6, 7, 8... make sure you have a stiff arm... you don't want it looking like this [arm mysteriously bends in half]
Paige: I think we should do a little flip right here...[flips and falls] or not.
Monkey: Wait... I know... I can... I can... just watch... [cartwheels and does a round off]
Hermione, Paige, and Piper: WHOA...
Monkey: And we can make our pyramid... and then i come out from behind you... and then we do our cheer...
Hermione, Paige, and Piper: WHOA...
Monkey: 2 people in the front... 2 people in the back... simple as that.
Narrator: After seconds of practicing, Hermione, Paige, Piper, and Monkey get in their triangle formation, and did what they planned. Now let's hear their cheer.
Hermione: C-U-T-E DON'T YOU WISH THAT YOU WERE PHOEBE?
Paige: SHE'S CUTE, YEAH YEAH SHE'S CUTE
Monkey: U-G-L-Y, DRACO'S GOT NO ALIBI
Piper: HE'S UGLY, YEAH YEAH, HE'S UGLY
Hermione: M-A-M-A, WE KNOW HOW HE GOT THAT WAY
Monkey, Piper, Paige, Hermione: HIS MAMA, YEAH YEAH HIS MAMA.
Monkey: [tumbles around]
Hermione: Go, go, go Phoebe!
Monkey, Paige, Piper, and Hermione: [screaming and kicking]
Crabbe: What the hell?
Pansy: Whoa... he said his first word... without hesitation!
Blaise: Anyone can say "What the hell?"
Narrator: "What the hell?"
Slytherins: WHAT THE HELL? WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?
Narrator: Looks like one of them is winning... but we'll find out who wins on the next episode of "Red Rover". Stay tuned for an Author's Note.
~*~
A/N: I WANT TO KNOW WHO WINS!! Awww... anyways, that was a very interesting cheer from Phoebe's friends... featuring Hermione... I'll just call them the grass girls... whatever...
Disclaimer: I made a story using JK Rowling's property... I'm sowwie... I'll give them back as soon as I'm done. And I got the cheer from Bring it on... just leave me alone... okay? leave me alone.
Disclaimer 2: No one was hurt during the making of this chapter... including the grass... okay well one grass broke it's arm... and one has Ron's earwax... Grass are plants, okay? I'm sowwie poor grassy... :(
Disclaimer: OMG!! YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST FOUND OUT?? I DON'T OWN THE HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS! *sarcasm ends*
Chapter 2 - Starting of the Race
Narrator: If you have just joined the program, Ron has decided to play "Red Rover" with his flying class. Phoebe and Malfoy are about to race... Let's watch...
Hermione: Obviously, none of you guys can do this... let's see... READY! GET SET! GO!
Narrator: 2 people on broomsticks flew at their highest speed.
Malfoy: Why am I letting a girl beat me?
Phoebe: Do you normally talk to yourself?
Malfoy: No... okay... I do... just don't tell anyone.
Phoebe: Everyone talks to themselves...
Narrator: I talk to myself too... Sometimes I talk to my feet... good point Phoebe.
Phoebe: Did you hear that?
Malfoy: Hear what?
Phoebe: Someone said they talk to themself... and they talk to their feet... and they said I had a good point...
Malfoy: No
Phoebe: I must be hearing things... HAHAHA I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU.
Malfoy: [speeds to catch up with Phoebe] What did you say?
Phoebe: Never mind... Our names have the same amount of letters in length.
Malfoy: Oh really?
Narrator: Who cares about their point of view... let's see the point of view of the others...
Ron: SHH... they're hearing our point of view!! [acts normal]
Harry: Who's they?
Ron: Them...
Harry: Who's them?
Ron: Someone... who's spying on us...
Narrator: Ahh, I'm not spying on you, I'm telling the story...
Ron: OMG! Did you hear that...
Harry: That's the grass Ron.
Ron: [stares at grass] Anyone in there?
Narrator: Forget about them. Hermione started to make a cheer squad for Phoebe. How special! The team only had 4 people in it. Herself, Paige, Piper, and Monkey. What a jacked up pyramid that would make.
Hermione: 5, 6, 7, 8... make sure you have a stiff arm... you don't want it looking like this [arm mysteriously bends in half]
Paige: I think we should do a little flip right here...[flips and falls] or not.
Monkey: Wait... I know... I can... I can... just watch... [cartwheels and does a round off]
Hermione, Paige, and Piper: WHOA...
Monkey: And we can make our pyramid... and then i come out from behind you... and then we do our cheer...
Hermione, Paige, and Piper: WHOA...
Monkey: 2 people in the front... 2 people in the back... simple as that.
Narrator: After seconds of practicing, Hermione, Paige, Piper, and Monkey get in their triangle formation, and did what they planned. Now let's hear their cheer.
Hermione: C-U-T-E DON'T YOU WISH THAT YOU WERE PHOEBE?
Paige: SHE'S CUTE, YEAH YEAH SHE'S CUTE
Monkey: U-G-L-Y, DRACO'S GOT NO ALIBI
Piper: HE'S UGLY, YEAH YEAH, HE'S UGLY
Hermione: M-A-M-A, WE KNOW HOW HE GOT THAT WAY
Monkey, Piper, Paige, Hermione: HIS MAMA, YEAH YEAH HIS MAMA.
Monkey: [tumbles around]
Hermione: Go, go, go Phoebe!
Monkey, Paige, Piper, and Hermione: [screaming and kicking]
Crabbe: What the hell?
Pansy: Whoa... he said his first word... without hesitation!
Blaise: Anyone can say "What the hell?"
Narrator: "What the hell?"
Slytherins: WHAT THE HELL? WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?
Narrator: Looks like one of them is winning... but we'll find out who wins on the next episode of "Red Rover". Stay tuned for an Author's Note.
~*~
A/N: I WANT TO KNOW WHO WINS!! Awww... anyways, that was a very interesting cheer from Phoebe's friends... featuring Hermione... I'll just call them the grass girls... whatever...
Disclaimer: I made a story using JK Rowling's property... I'm sowwie... I'll give them back as soon as I'm done. And I got the cheer from Bring it on... just leave me alone... okay? leave me alone.
Disclaimer 2: No one was hurt during the making of this chapter... including the grass... okay well one grass broke it's arm... and one has Ron's earwax... Grass are plants, okay? I'm sowwie poor grassy... :(